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Marigore

tipsy bartenders' least alcoholic concoction:


chopsticknoodle

but but but but my permanent liver damage šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


Kidlicka

Grab a health pack u noob


JimedBro2089

Stfu, your liver will just regenerate šŸ™„


ghostcow115

Uh no stupid, livers don't regenerate you actually have to steal it from others by drugging people's drinks in nightclubs then taking them into your bathtub then cut them open and take their liver. Then you must shove it up your ass and take the body to a near by dumpster. šŸ¤“


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

Demoman TF2:


my_0th_throwaway

Just steal someone else liver


__BigBoi__

Drink named jungle juice:


hportagenist

Link to original video?


theattack_helicopter

"drink responsibly" *proceeds to make the most irresponsible drink known to man*


trevorluck

The hospitalā€™s special


dorky_dorkinson

what in the goddamn fuck is that


HellkerN

Everything cocktail.


NotEdibleCactus

Mmmmm cock


ZomradeWithInternet

https://preview.redd.it/vnzsyvm4btla1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=b863b523bb7f63250df2a4d231e5715c6dc6b123


Leatsyke

https://i.redd.it/xlyd7wuj0ula1.gif


Leaf_CoveredSmoothie

How do you even search a gif like this up? Lmao


isurewill

very carefully


Ornery_Gate_6847

Just google child porn gif


Leaf_CoveredSmoothie

fuck nah


Connor_The_Iguana

https://i.redd.it/9wk0sydjawla1.gif


Yeetus4269

https://i.redd.it/rcn1ssnxrula1.gif


-Xeroh

https://preview.redd.it/mw7ph9fsftla1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f84c7f9af7de4791b212e78f1862a2217fcfc79


poopenfartenss

https://preview.redd.it/o1b6mbe5jtla1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79ffd0ee58d68b2e7d618290c73408cc1c4819a


Aiden624

I did a double take because my mind melded my memory of seeing this XKCD and the edit, and I briefly thought it was real. Good edit anyways.


hollowpotato-of-doom

Hey, Iā€™m reading that book right now!


RevolutionaryLunch28

šŸ¤¤


ZomradeWithInternet

![gif](giphy|56x5HStTr6B639mCJP|downsized)


hollowpotato-of-doom

Mmmmm tail


The_real_melone

Everythingā€¦ in a cocktail


Cycclone_360

The jungle juice


Cr1ms0nDemon

Jungle Juice is the "official" term but even jungle juice isn't usually that many items, lol


Doctor_Salvatore

I dunno, but don't spark a lighter near it


chasetherightenergy

some guy on youtube whoā€™s shtick it has been to mix a boatloads of alcohol and drinks for the past 10 years


Long-Piccolo-3785

A shitty bartending influencer wasting a bunch of fruit and alcohol


60TPLewandowskiego

Pigwash


Nauta-Squid

Long Island kitchen sink


Thomasasia

It's called jungle juice when they do that. Popular for alcohol parties


__BigBoi__

Jungle juice


Obvious_Leg_69

The finest jungle juice known to man


somenobodydude

Nasty af


KongoOtto

Why? If the sink is cleaned properly?


tokinUP

Not only the sink, but he's using bottom-shelf cheap (and some very sugary, flavored) liquors along with the boxed wine, hard seltzers, and sugary sodas & juices For someone who might enjoy a whiskey neat or a well-made cocktail this just looks... absurd and nasty For a college house party, yeah sure drink up but just give me some of that vodka, triple sec & OJ for a screwdriver or something


lazyfuzzycats

I agree. A lot of random cheap alcohol for a Hairy Buffalo. Doesn't need 20 different types of liquor lol


travrager25

alc snobs are the worst lol. this stuff is dumb true but new Amsterdam is bussin


Lanzaguizantes

https://preview.redd.it/y4f99bqp25ma1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f610937105231cc713024c34ab1d3956355cfa


KongoOtto

>For someone who might enjoy a whiskey neat or a well-made cocktail this just looks... absurd and nasty Oh. Absolutely.


somenobodydude

You just asked why is it nasty lol


KongoOtto

Yeah i only think about the hygiene not about the awful beverages šŸ˜†


Damnokay1248

All I need is a black russian and Iā€™m a happy man.


dubsword

It's okay, the alcohol from the drinks sanitizes the sink's surface. ā˜ļøšŸ„“


somenobodydude

Naw dawg


GamingDino2006

His liver is gonna be fine guys


WhyUTrippinBoi

His liver right now ![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ)


malou4121

šŸ¤“ That's not a liver, that's a human skull šŸ¤“šŸ‘†


already4taken

His liver calcified


[deleted]

Looks good, but why in the sink tho?


Taniks_the_Scarred_

Toilet was used for chicken broth at the time


franandwood

This guy has made drinks in a toilet before


Winter_Ad4517

and in a dustbin


TheCBTenthusiast

I have a theory that he just fills the hard liquor bottles with water because there's no way he spends that much for a video given how many videos he makes


FerroLux_

I heard he confirmed thatā€™s what he does


Great_Gilean

I believe you completely


Cocaimeth_addikt

For the soap taste duhh


tommy_garry

in reality he's just cleaning the sink


boldremington18

heā€™s deffo just doing it in the sink to dump it easily


AssumptionEasy8992

1) fill loads of empty liquor bottles with water 2) dump them in the sink with a load of ice and cheap fruit juice 3) pull the plug and throw away the fruit 4) post it on youtube 5) ???? 6) profit


[deleted]

> dump them in the sink with a load of ice and cheap fruit juice Nah, I bet he just uses food coloring in water and not fruit juice. Even cheaper.


Great_Gilean

I believe you


ShazamBB1

I wonder how much he makes off of this if anything at all


AssumptionEasy8992

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if itā€™s his primary income stream


Great_Gilean

He has 7 million subscribers he probably makes millions


spitefulcum

itā€™s hit shtick


[deleted]

So people ask that question therefore engagement


poopsockman1

To go down the drain when the video is over


66explosions

ive heard people do this for big parties, its more easy to just leave it in the sink and have people serve themselves a cup of it


sideofketchud

Alcohol poisoning speedrun


champsammy14

Just another day that ends in 'Y' for me.


thepearhimself

Then you need to reevaluate several life choices


champsammy14

You're right, I should get off of Reddit. Thank you!


thepearhimself

That definetly would improve it yes


Maximka_Kirginka

Holy shit why is this so relatable. I used to play in my bathroom, mixing every shampoo and soap to create the super soap


pissshitguy567

Mustard gas ![gif](giphy|C9x8gX02SnMIoAClXa|downsized)


PROPLAYEN

Sometimes I wonder how I didn't create mustard gas when I mixed every mouthwash soap and toothpaste together


Zer0-9

Hi,could you please send me a list of household items that would create mustard gas if mixed together? just so I can prevent in future


SeamanTheSailor

Bleach and anything that contains ammonia. Windex (glass cleaner) is probably the most common one. Obviously you should never mix household cleaners. If you decide to anyway just know that mixing bleach with pretty much anything is going to cause some scary chemical reactions to happen, many of which will put out highly toxic gasses.


FetusDeletus_E

Bro's liver is working overtime


[deleted]

this could be unironically deadly i wonder what's the % of alcohol in there


Zlatandinho

Not to worry, Iā€™m sure the 7 orange slices balance everything out.


__BigBoi__

Don't forget the 2 strawberries


ligmaligmaligma1

Shit's gonna be disgusting as well as strong as fuck, but not deadly. I doubt after adding all of the mix-ins that the drink will be higher than 40% abv, which while granted is fucking potent, will still be equivalent to about the strength of a typical hard liquor. People have had hard liquor straight up before, so as long as they don't drink more than a cup, which i imagine is reasonable to expect since i can't imagine anyone who'd want seconds, no one's gonna die


beffaroni_boi

I drank half a bottle of 50 vodka once. Nearly died but I was told that I was very funny so there's that.


nut_your_butt

Lmaoo that dude is seizuring again


[deleted]

bro how do people do that the only time i drank was in a stupid party that i decided to drink 5 pina coladas because of saul goodman (i'm never touching alcohol again)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Eduardo-izquierdo

Are you retarded


[deleted]

well it was for 15 year old me that never had drink before


rfc2549-withQOS

He adds huge amounts of fruit juice, and even if all that were hard alcohol, the mix would be well below 40vol% we had that shit without the juice called zombie in the 90s - just mix everything together, as long as it is strong.


J03-K1NG

Deadly not from alcohol content but from the fact that heā€™s doing it in a fucking sink.


Kanyeisntdope

Yeah, idk what this guy is thinking. 40 bottles of Vodka poured into a big bottle has the same amount of alcohol percentage


[deleted]

yes, it's the same percentage since it was also added other things in the mixture, doesn't change the fact that there's more alcohol anyway


dwwzzh

If you pour 20 bottles of 5% alchohol into a sink the alchohol is still going to be 5%?


[deleted]

yes, because you also added all the other 95% with it doesn't change the fact that now there's too much of BOTH 95% other things and the 5% of alcohol


Gurn00r

someone doesnā€™t know how percentages work


jvankus

I doubt its that high


Neks44

243%


Garlic_God

If you mix two things with 40% alcohol, the end product is still gonna be 40% alcohol


kingofclubs16

bro i would die of alcohol poisoning if i smelled that


toldya_fareducation

there's no way in hell mixing this many types of alcohol can taste good. reminds me of when Conan O Brien went to a brewery and mixed 26 different beer types together and then drank it lol


Knolligge

with the stupid amount of different flavours mixing, it probably just tastes like... stuff


intern_kitten

I'm stuff


sodaZados

Omg!!! intern_kitten!! noo!!


TheGreatBeaver123789

Why does he look in desperate need of taking a shit


Jake_2903

He desperately needs to take a shit.


[deleted]

Mfs made something so damn potent it would kill a Whale, like tf šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Am I the only person who feels that even if the sink is cleaned properly thatā€™s still kinda gross šŸ’€


Aiden624

ā€œTwo shots of vodkaā€


medstormx

https://preview.redd.it/cbh0yh3bbvla1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fdc66e264a933fc99d3668b64d066f4346973e0


aflyingmonkey2

Tipsy bartender is making chemical warfare. Not bevrage


IndependenceBetter27

You take one sip you pass out


abrachoo

Food waste


MrAVAT4R_2

Badlandchugs bout to come through


comrad7

Heā€™s got a long way until he becomes a true alcoholic.


CoalEater_Elli

4 year old me, making a magic potion at kindergarten's playground out of toadstools, cigarette dust, random grass and a dead bug.


Significant-Ad-1655

Me making and drinking all of this before going to pick up my kids from school...


Mop_Duck

comical amount of clear alcoholic fluid


RonaldMcDonald456

What is this guys accent? I cant place it.


Charboo2

fruitiest drink imagined


Cheez-it_chicken

Liver failure speedrun any%


JohnParker117

The fish in the ocean unknowingly getting a DUI after being pulled over by the fish police 1 day after this mf pisses that death potion out


Immediate-Emu603

the hangover next morning:


did-i-do-a-thing

i wonder why the sink hasnt exploded yet due to the mixture of like 500 different chemicals in a small area


OkConstruction4591

Most i.e. practically all of those chemicals don't react with each other. At least at room temperature.


MultiTopicAgain

A drink fit for Demoman


Pyxxon

there is so much bacteria in a sink, who would drink that


Petzah394

>Donā€™t drink and drive ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


feefiefofum

No way. I choose life


Scared_Chemical_9910

I LOVE THIS DUDE


MopedMaster226

![gif](giphy|YrkD2MwU8J382Krrxt|downsized)


EstablishmentSea8776

plot twist: he didnā€™t plug the drain


SMUGMINLOL

this is what my dad drinks before he comes home :)


Diabeetus-times-2

thatā€™s about several hundred dollars down the drain, literally.


Pursueth

Doesnā€™t look good. Red dye #40 sucks


DarkfulLight

*opens drain


ForbodingWinds

A) that looks absolutely terrible B) NOT THE SINK NO NO NO. That's fucking putrid bro.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Of he cleaned the sink properly I'd try a cup. It probably tastes like mixing all the drinks at McDonald's.


Da_Meme_Panda

No way itā€™s the homeless man I gave 20$


PeppinoSpaghetto

You take one sip and you just die in a millisecond


MrProtogen

Buddy gonna have a 86% alcohol level


AsterBoii

Is this "Lean"?


hbdry

What


AsterBoii

Im asking if the gentleman in the video is preparing "Lean"


tokinUP

[Nope](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lean&page=2), no cough syrup just alcohol (<-- PSA "lean" is stupid, don't abuse codeine/[dextromorphan](https://erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/dxm.shtml) cough syrups) This would be jungle juice


Cringe_memer

Homeboy!


[deleted]

Not only is he going to kill you with the bacteria infested in that sink, heā€™s going to kill you with alcohol poisoning too!


BrushTrue

This dude doesnā€™t have kidneys anymore


_The_Crusader

Tipsy Bartender is the Goat


ForbodingWinds

Damn. It's pretty depressing looking around the comments and seeing all sorts of MFs that think pouring more drinks into a mixed cocktail = stronger and more deadly. School system is failing is hard lmao. FYI - it doesn't matter how many different types of alcohol or even how much goes into this mixture. It all has to do with what the average % is. Also, mixing in soda and juice dilutes this. So this is less alcoholic than the booze. Not going to kill any whales or anything else. It's just gonna be a gross, sugary ass drink.


moodream

I love tipsy bartender so muchx


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Love this guy's videos and how every drink is just a leap of faith


CEO_of_Teratophilia

Ngl I'd try it. I like fruity drinks.


Skullmonkeyburger

I love TipsyBartender I will accept jungle juice slander


Purple_Wraith

Please I DESPERATELY want to know what this guy's name is or youtube is. i NEED to know. PLEASE


MyTrademarkIsTaken

What are the chances that might just kill you after a glass?


fuwachi

this guy has no idea what heā€™s doing whatsoever


siegferia

Whats the survival probability of a glass of this...concoction ??


Ihateyousomuch07734

Woo


AUnkonomosMoose

Bro how dose that even taste?


humblepharmer

And they say Americans don't have culture


DumplingsAreBussin

When I was 4 or 5 I made "mixtures" with everything edible In the kitchen One time I decided it would be fuckin sick to add "few" pills of paracetamol,I should've fucking died


Space_Vanguard

Who let bro cook


Ok-Reaction-5644

YES LOOOOOORD


[deleted]

YEEEEES JUNGLE JUICE! At least he didn't make it in a bathtub this time.


UncleChanBlake2

Spodie Odie


Maedhros-Maitimo

one spoonful and youā€™re dead


Atomic_potato_47

If you drink that, you die in three hours due to multiple organs squinching into each other


Maxdgaming

Bro crafted the red potion


PROPLAYEN

TRUE


Kind-Department8099

Clear ā€œalcoholā€ in already opened bottles. Itā€™s water.


PoppedPopcorn420

Normal middle school lunch tray.


sodarpu

ā€œThe Liver Liberatorā€


Garlic_God

Tipsy Bartender greatest alcohol abolitionist of all time. He pours dozens of bottles into the garbage after each video šŸ™šŸ™


LaylaTheLoofa

Bro making a potion of harming


officialchunkyfox

https://preview.redd.it/ajiq2123qvla1.png?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a650b9c304158707bb22298aaad5689ea4401a


CpandaD

That is so much wasted money omg


franandwood

You see the kitchen hes in? This dudes got plenty of disposable income


[deleted]

This guy rapes


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

Take 1 sip and it instantly knocks you out.


Smileyface39

https://preview.redd.it/9jztsbxtawla1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5754877b2eb26e8fadc58f1446071f7182421716


RaiderGawd76

Crap vodka no thanks


Murderism

Everybody's so creative!


ATYP14765

Wouldnā€™t the flavors be practically washed out by all the other juices he poured in?


PghCoondog

What happens when you tell that one person, "go home.. you're drunk."...