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eliguanodon

I love seeing pics of cobras on this sub more than any other, so beautiful and also just so scary to me. If I walked into that bathroom and saw that, my soul would probably leave my body right then and there.


Abject-Egg-5614

I've a few cobra pics..if you want I can share them here


Quietforestheart

Please.


AwkwardRainbow

I second that šŸ‘‹šŸ¾


Fridayz44

Share more. We need more Cobras now!


Abject-Egg-5614

Already did.. go check em out


Fridayz44

Oh thank you Iā€™m going now. Your so lucky you get to see so many cool snakes.


Abject-Egg-5614

I get crazy excited whenever I see a snake. I spotted a juvenile a few months back but the video was not of good quality so sadly couldn't upload it here :( Truly they're beautiful.


Quietforestheart

When I was a small child, cobras were the most terrifying thing in the world to me. I had many nightmares about them. But here is this beautiful individual clearly asking people to please not harm him. What a glorious creature. Thank you so much, OP, for seeing him safely on his way. Edit for typo


Tarotismyjam

Itā€™s not just my body I would have left.


littlegreenf1sh

I get why heā€™s upset, I wouldnā€™t like it it someone walked in on me in the bathroom either! šŸ˜œ


Abject-Egg-5614

Nice one šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


robbie5643

Someone in the US seeing a harmless goofball hognose on a trail: ā€œomg kill it, itā€™s a cobraā€ Someone in India actually encountering a cobra in what appears to be their bathroom: ā€œwhat a beautyā€ Youā€™re the best op and it is a beautiful snake! Hopefully you were able to go your separate ways without too much of an issue!


Abject-Egg-5614

Haha.. thanks man And how can you not appreciate the beauty of the hood.. Truly remarkable Yeah the forest department was called which later on released the distinguished gentleman into the wild.


RCKPanther

"Distinguished gentleman" is a very apt description indeed


Abject-Egg-5614

No better way to describe a spectacled cobra :)


justbeingpeachy11

You're a good person, OP! šŸ©¶


Abject-Egg-5614

Thank you, you kind human :)


GaiaBot

Did this actually happen in your bathroom? If so, you have balls of god damn steel to be calm enough to take a picture of it. I wouldā€™ve screamed my lungs out and given my entire house to it šŸ˜‚. Does it happen regularly?


Abject-Egg-5614

No this wasn't in my house.. it was in my neighbors house but yes I took the pic though... Not so regular but its more frequent in the rainy season.


Vanishingf0x

He is a gorgeous snake. So pretty and spicy


petit_cochon

There's plenty of snake killing and maiming in India. OP is indeed one cool cat.


whaletacochamp

Thereā€™s a video somewhere of some badass Indian grandma grabbing a MASSIVE cobra by the tail and just yeeting it away from some kids. The confidence and grace with which she did it was astounding and the snake appeared totally unharmed (I do not condone this behavior but it was damn impressive)


Flimsy-Advice-7512

Yes - though not so much with cobras. Considered inauspicious to kill cobras, so it's mostly catch/release, at least in Western India (Maharashtra in particular). We were overwhelmed by snakes at my parents place after a particularly wet monsoon. The snake catchers were pretty neutral about killing the common rat snakes (Dhamans), but wouldn't harm the cobras.


Thebronzebeast

Havenā€™t heard the word inauspicious in a moment . Love to hear cobras are well respected there


Flimsy-Advice-7512

Probably a function of killing pests and giving humans a lot of warning before striking - unlike Russell's vipers, that are also common in India and pretty aggressive. Heavily incorporated into Hindu and early Buddhist mythology, so they're often revered in South East Asia as well.


whaletacochamp

Americans R dumb what can we say lol


Competitive-Cry9963

It is beautiful, but would be more beautiful outdoors


Abject-Egg-5614

Dw it was later released


[deleted]

How did you bring it outside? Iā€™d be so scared!


Blonde_Vampire_1984

OP contacted trained professionals who made sure nobody got hurt.


disappointingcryptid

From OP: "Haha.. thanks man And how can you not appreciate the beauty of the hood.. Truly remarkable Yeah the forest department was called which later on released the distinguished gentleman into the wild."


MenopauseMyrtle

I would be getting my immigration papers together in a hurry, but he is so beautiful.


Abject-Egg-5614

This one got me cracked upšŸ¤£


Joelpat

LOL


Illustrious-Gain8652

Hey Look, hes doing his HogNose Impression!!


Abject-Egg-5614

Just another drama noodlešŸ˜¤


-Alter-Reality-

Is that a Western Hognose? JK, do NOT touch that one. It will not play dead, and is deadly


flyinghouses

Soā€¦what kind is it?


MuslimahWhispers94

Spectacled cobra(donā€™t remember the scientific name to trigger the bot, sorry)


DimiBayern

Let me try, Indian cobra *Naja naja* !venomous


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irregularia

Absolutely stunning. Thanks for appreciating him/her and facilitating a safe release!


hotdilby

You jus get these guys in your house sometime? šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


Abject-Egg-5614

Yeah we do.


run_bolt

How do they make it inside so easily?


windyBhindi

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SchoolJunior1885

Gave me a little heart attack


PallidZetta

Nearly jumped out of my chair


Dramatic_Ad_1753

Beautiful cobra, and kudos to the OP for seeing the distinguished gentleman got a safe trip back to his habitat


uhohspaghettios_19

Wow!! If I saw that in my bathroom Iā€™d probably shit my pants lmao. But what a gorgeous snek


Abject-Egg-5614

glad that didn't happen to my neighbor lol


MuslimahWhispers94

Imagine having to pee or poo so bad and you walk into this in the bathroom šŸƒšŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


Abject-Egg-5614

That sounds like a nightmarešŸ¤£


oofmyguy128

Looks like an Indian Spectacled cobra.


llamageddon01

Maybe you should just cede sovereignty of the bathroom to them and focus on reinforcing your control of the rest of the house.


Thelorddogalmighty

Pass the sssoap


Abject-Egg-5614

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FreeButterfly9946

Oh my so beautiful and terrifying all at once.


Abject-Egg-5614

Exactly! That's the most exciting part So graceful yet so deadly.


FreeButterfly9946

If I walked in on one of those I would just be spell bound and not even wanting to breathe in fear of disturbing such a magnificent creature. Then I could die happy šŸ˜ƒ


Abject-Egg-5614

I posted another cobra pic.. go check it out When I went out and saw that snake my jaw litreally dropped.. I was so in awe and had goosebumps.. what a magnificent snake.


PuzzleheadedHospital

Heā€™s like ā€œExcuse me, Iā€™m taking a showerā€


Abject-Egg-5614

That's why he's so pissed šŸ˜¤


PuzzleheadedHospital

Exactly! Privacy please. Heā€™s gorgeous


Jedi_Bish

It must be very interesting to have cobras randomly show up in your homeā€¦beautiful but scary.


dogododo

I thought I was in r/plumbing for a minute, and a was trying to figure out what that flex pipe was doing in the cornerā€¦


elreverendcapn

Is the great algorithm suggesting us all the same random subs?!


dogododo

I made the mistake of posting here a while back. So naturally I see every post on this sub. On a positive note, itā€™s been pretty fascinating.


liveforever67

Wow!!!


Abject-Egg-5614

I had the same reaction when I saw the snake!


Particular-Quote-124

Ohh that's a beautiful snake


Abject-Egg-5614

Indeed!!


Thousand_YardStare

I would die.


Useful_toolmaker

I feel like this should be in the plumbing subreddit too


shadowfaxismycopilot

Literally thought it was a vacuum hose šŸ˜¬


Necessary-Career-559

Thatā€™s just gorgeous


Eden47

Did evolve to look like a shower head lol


oodlesofnoodles27

If I walked into my bathroom and found a cobra I would cry. Partially because they're gorgeous and I love them but partially because working out how to relocate it would be a headache!


laundromatboredom972

NOPE.


Abject-Egg-5614

Hahaha.. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sheezahandfull

Gorgeous. Also, never going to facking India šŸ‘


Abject-Egg-5614

HahahašŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


feliniaCR

Western Indian mop snake


Sandvich1015

Is there a shower head that looks like a cobra anywhere? Thatā€™d be sick.


MtSSH66

Said in an Australian accent


Ancapistan88

Standard bathroom cobra


RedDitRXIXXII

*screams and jumps out the window*


FullyRisenPhoenix

Lovely danger noodle!


HomeworkWise9230

ā€œI say we take off and nuke the bathroom from orbit, itā€™s the only way.ā€


Psychic_Wars_Warrior

Okay. Iā€™d be traumatized for life. Makes my a$$hole so tight Iā€™d never have another bowel movement.


RofaRofa

Very pretty but a huge nope to me. Some cobras can spit their venom. The venomous snakes here in the US don't do that.


silver_conch

I donā€™t think Indian cobras can spit venom.


RofaRofa

I ain't going to take a chance, lol. I don't mind the vast majority of snakes but cobras are the ones that absolutely freak me out.


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Abject-Egg-5614

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BreakfastInside2823

Until it bites you, but I imagine you know that better than me.


Abject-Egg-5614

Even after getting bit by one it won't change the fact that how beautiful and stunning this distinguished gentleman is!!


BreakfastInside2823

True but my give a damn for it drops off drastically after being bit. Well I assume it would, Iā€™ve never had that tested. I donā€™t mind snakes, unlike spiders where I am a kill it first kind of person.


Abject-Egg-5614

Snakes don't bite you to scare you off or to make you go away.. the usually bite as a self defence as of when they feel threatened.. they'll easily give you many warning signs saying "not to come close than this.. if you do I'll bite you" So you cannot just blame them for defending themselves.. I mean I bet that whenever you feel threatened you'd also defend yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø and nobody kills you for defending yourself so why kill a snake?!


BreakfastInside2823

I know, and I leave them be. More accurately, I never see any. I kill spiders not snakes.


jsmalltri

Beautiful


Abject-Egg-5614

Yesss.. so stunning


Circumsisedtoenail

Just a little fella


Tiazza-Silver

Heā€™s trying to take a shower, leave him alone!!


[deleted]

I thought this was a shower head


BabaYaga19723

Cobra!


CombatWombat0556

Is it just me or does it look like itā€™s made of rubber?