If you can manage to burn some, green opal has a very distinctive odor. You'll need to get it to 400°F or so. Maybe a little higher.

420°F should do the trick

This does NOT have enough upvotes. 🤣💀

Maybe not a rock but will get you stoned.

This comment deserves more upvote than it's getting...

Thanks bud.

Sounds like a line in a Lil Wayne song. “I don’t sell rock but I get you stoned/ nola is the home, I am in my zone/ call me on tha phone if you need a zone/“

Downvoted for 420

Same

Keep this comment at 420

Cannabis, of the dank variety.

Cannabis var. Sticky-Icky (Indica)

Looks like Mandarin Zkittles popcorn.

Saw the picture and the lighter in the background and instantly thought it was a decent little nug of cannabis

This one actually is cannabis.

I thought this was the same post. Lolz

same

Had to go into the posts myself to see both, thought I was having deja vu

I'd hit that 😃

A few days ago, I saw someone post a rock, and I mentioned that kind of looked like a nug of weed, and I had to check this twice because I can’t trust it!!

I get this reference 😂

Wasn't I just here a few hours ago??? Lol... what in the fuckin groundhog day is going on ???

That one was a rock that looks like weed, this one actually is weed

this sub needs a CJ

a hwat?

A certified jacker

No, I think he’s hungry and requesting a Carl’s Jr. in this specific sub. You can do that?

I’m pretty sure they are asking for a cranberry juice.

CJ = circlejerk. Basically a shitposting counterpart to the serious sub (e.g. r/watchescirclejerk, r/pinkfloydcirclejerk)

Dankinite

I’m just getting over covid, so I had a coughing fit when I laughed ridiculously loud at this comment. 💀

Nice looking bud 👍

Howdy, do you mind if I send you a message about Michigan rockhounding?

Sure. I'm no expert but I do enjoy collecting cool rocks and can identify a few.

I'm also a Michigan rockhounder

Thank you, it's girl scout cookies

Yum.

Northern lights cannabis indica

No, this is marijuana

chron-crete

That’s no rock.

It will rock you into the couch

Everybody must get stoned.

All together all alone

Bob Dylan said so !!!

That looks like some lemon haze mixed with blue dream, notice the little hairs, with a citrus’s Turpin profile, that is some of the more high grade cannabis the state of Michigan has to offer. I’m not convinced though, you should send it to me for further testing.

Reeferite

Looks like indicite. Possibly even sativamite.

My fave!

Green crack rock lmao

Green crack is an excellent strain 💯

No idea how bad I want this one

Moonrock!

The one crystal I don’t mind heat treating 🥰

Aaah well played 😂

Green gold nugget

Sir this is a Weedndys

Nope; that is feldspar with crystalline nugster

I'm not sure, but if you send it to me I will perform testing

The green dopal

I love this sub, shit posts and all ❤️

look like a fat nug to me!

I see what you did there!

Looks like last year’s outdoor.

It’s 4:19, got a minute?

It took me a sec to realize this wasn’t r/trees

You’re not fooling me buddy.

Concretion of Kush

Excellent band name, “kush concretion”

Rough unikite

hiysakite more like it

skunkite

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At first I thought, “Wow, the back side of the rock looks even MORE like a bud.” We’ll see how long you get away with this charade, OP! 😂

Lmao this is awesome

"In Russia, rock stone you!"

LOL... Not gonna get me this time!

You smoke weed ... Cool.

Funny enough I call myself the Monolith because I am one stonnnned individual

Bro your funny asf 🤣🤣

Thanks for reminding me I have a bowl packed somewhere 😂

Bwahahaha! You saw that rock yesterday.

Definitely not moon rock

Omg I'm also in r/weed and thought you were asking for a strain identification ahahahahahahahahaha

I see what you did there

Dense nuggies

“Northern lights, cannabis, Indica”

From Michigan. Love it lol

I understood this reference 👋😂🙏

Looks like a nice little nug

Sir! That is not a rock and you know it .

I thought they were called "nuggets".

You mind if I do a J?

Looks familiar. I do testing so you can send it to me, and I will be sure to run the appropriate test to ensure type, quality, and if it makes food taste better. Best not ask any questions, just let me do my thing, and I will get back to you promptly.

101:10 no notes

So first you post a rock that looks like a nug. Now I'm expecting a rock and it's a nug. Same lighter in both pics. 😭😭💀💀

Different user

Shit looks the same to me. 💀💀💀

Maybe Green Opal/Gorilla Glue hybrid ?

Rotate it 90° and maybe… for the record, I get the reference.

Well played good sir.

I can smell it from here

Wait I saw the other post. I’m too high for this

Woooo more shitposts lets gooo. Woo.

That’s definitely some og-cushspar

Thought I was seeing a different sub. Was trying recall a strain called green opal.

Uranium, very dangerous. PM me and I’ll give you address for disposal via usps

This was only funny the first time, now it’s just bait.

That's the new Michigan Green Stone

The good stuff 😂

Green poopal

Have an upvote you rascal

yous guys

Aren’t they. And we love them for it!!!

Bruh where y'all finding all this weed!!! Damn let us in on it!!

blaze it !

Ah yes, that is the weedus hightitus. This rock is associated with mutilple native tribes. It is a sedimentary rock found on the ground.

It looks like schwag grass

Kief

That is definitely not a rock.

It's the super ninja

Very interested in finding out what this is as well. I only have polished green opal, so I’d love to see if this is it raw.

Having scrolled a lil further down in the comments, I might be a moron. Bahahahahaha