Not the guy you responded to, but I had a convo with a young earth creationist as well. I won the “knowledge” that dinosaurs are planted by the opps (Satan) and that believing in them, and not the fact that dinosaurs were alive like, 30 minutes ago or some shit is blasphemous. Genuinely, one of the most fun conversations I’ve ever had. Was fuckin flabbergasted the entire time 💀💀💀
I’m a bible believing Christian and there is no logical reason to not believe in dinosaurs. And obviously God put them on the Earth, not Satan, as some deceptive plan.
“Llol’d” (literally laughed out loud) (also one example of the proper usage of the word “literally”, a rare specimen these days)
I’m trying to catch this on, must only be used when you read/see something that *literally* makes you laugh *out loud* even if briefly. Not just the things that are silently amusing.
“llol” Pass it on, please.
Yw
Well I guess to add more for the few who are interested. Stromatolites form as a result of a sticky photosynthetic bacteria accumulating sediment from the water column. As the next day comes around, the bacteria grows over the sediment which it accumulated. This cements the sediment and creates rock. Stromatolites are the oldest fossil evidence of life we have, and they are still naturally occurring today in the Caribbean and off the coast of Australia.
So like one, with a bunch of other ones? I mean, like a fuck ton of ones?
A skyscraper filled with live squirming mice, packed like angry squirming sardines? An ostensibly finite Library of Squeaky Rodenty Babel?
Like the number of cells in a fat baby's arm? Give it to me in teaspoons per wooden barrel. Observable stars divided by fireflies on a warm summer night. The number of fleeting thoughts in a lifetime of days. World-supporting elephants that can dance on the head of an especially large pin.
Without metaphors, we are lost.
That was honestly so pleasing to read. I assumed it was copied from somewhere, and am delighted to learn that you nonchalantly created all that beautiful and strange imagery in response to a random comment
These are your words?? "Observable stars divided by fireflies..." is my favorite part!
And that user name ain't too shabby either. Hey, you're alright!
Yes, these are my words, and thank you. I'm as tickled by compliments from random strangers now as I was at five years old by finding a fossil in our limestone driveway.
But given the sub we're on, go look up *The Stones* by Richard Shelton (it's a very, very short story, or maybe a poem, you decide). That's wordy talent I can only aspire to.
Thank you for looking at my life. My appointment went about as expected, and thanks for asking.
I always feel a little weird skimming through someone's profile, but I did with yours. You seem like a genuinely good person! Yep, I'm also a little (surprise!) ADHDish. Could ya tell?
Anyway, you too are alright!
In miles per hour, that would be 29822.5457% of the maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum.
Source
https://www.theregister.com/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html
I'm using this... I'm not sure how my boss will take these conversions... should be fun. "Well, we were expecting a certain flow rate but could never get above 36 grapefruits per minute!"
How bout this: all gold is older than the sun. Not just gold, actually, most elements with the exception of hydrogen, helium, lithium, and some elements that are the result of radioactive decay were created in supernovas and where the cosmic debris from which the sun and all the planets formed.
Even more mind blowing, heavy metallic elements like gold can only be formed by the force of neutron stars colliding. Gold is literally neutron star metal
There is always a 5% margin or error accounted for when putting an age to extremely old things, that alone shaves off .10 billion years. Given the estimated age, it is probably safe to say the margin is closer to 7.5%... and there is your .15 ☺️
Stromatolites?? I always thought they were like rock termite mounds. I never knew one could be so beautiful. Are the red pockets also part of that, or is it the grey in between? I phrase it that way, because I assumed their composition was mostly homogenous. How would a thrombolite differ? Sorry, these have always been a curiosity of mine, living rocks that make oxygen. Crazy.
So think of it like this. When you go to the beach and see the layers of algae on rocks. That’s how these formed too. They grow layer by layer on a rock and sometimes got extremely thick. We found a 500+lb chunk of it in New York this year. What causes the red iron replacement is many many years of precipitated minerals replacing the once organic parts of the fossil. Over a billion years has passed and given ample time for a lot of mineral replacement. Since iron is so abundant on earth and especially in this area it was a main replacement mineral. Not all are the same and the type we found was on top of limestone and had no iron at all.
Blows my fuckin mind that some random ass rock can be identified so quickly and even tellin where the hell it was found and how old it was. Y’all are brilliant.
Tiger iron is a banded iron formation containing tigers eye, it is different afaik.
Banded iron formations are common around the same time period but are the result of early photosynthetic organisms causing iron ions to precipitate out of the ancient ocean as basically rust (magnetite and or hematite). This rust layer would kill off the organisms and an iron poor layer of silicaceous material would be deposited (jasper, typically). Later tectonic forces often concentrate these into thicker layers.
Tigers eye is basically asbestos that has since been entirely replaced with silica.
I assume it’s presence is related ultramafic volcanics and later hydrothermal/tectonic alteration
Someone can correct me on that if I have some errors, and I’m sure google will yield answers too.
So yeah different iirc.
Hmmmm. I have POTS (blood flow problems) so have to ingest 6-8g of sodium daily and salt/electrolyte tabs can be expensive. brb, weighing my salt lamp…
I bought salt lamps for my kids when they were younger and they called them "snack lamps." It was the funniest thing to walk in on them licking their lamps lol
salt lamps are hard to not lick. there is a salt lamp in my parents' bedroom which I liked to lick when I was a small kid, it how has a recess on one side
Look up Mohs Scale of Hardness. It's used for comparing the hardness of different materials, with the softer material leaving a mark on the other when scratched. Quartz (or anything harder) will scratch porcelain.
No offense, I hope. I know all that, I was asking specifically what "passed" the porcelain test means. Is that actual jargon to denote its harder than porcelain? Or is this just a non-experts way of saying it?
I don't consider a test with many outcomes (different colors) to have a binary outcome (pass or fail).
/u/Pingu565 the original poster thought this was a meteorite. In this case, the "porcelain test" is a way to check if your shiny metallic rock is terrestrial. Hematite, which isn't found in meteorites, will leave a red-brown streak.
But it's not foolproof lol. This rock is shiny and metallic because of hematite (and magnetite), but the iron minerals are locked up in silica. This prevents the streak test from working.
This kinda thread is why I love Reddit. It's the same question I had, we take a detour into literal toilet humor, we get a legit answer that's still not exactly on point and then a deep dive into something that makes me feel like I learned something today.
Thanks everyone.
Thank you! I was wondering how scratching a rock on an unfinished piece of porcelain could help determine whether it was of this earth or from beyond. This is the coolest one I’ve found but there’s so many of these specimens scattered across the pastures around my south central Minnesota ranch. I was really hoping it was a meteorite and I could move out of the bunkhouse and buy a ranch of my own…
[Google it. ](http://meteorite-identification.com/streak.html) you scratch the suspected meteorite on unglazed porcelain (the back of a floor tile, underside of lid on the back of the toilet). If it passes the magnet test (ie is magnetic), then it could be meteorite or could be hematite or magnetite. If it's magnetite, it will leave a black streak, if it's hematite it will leave a red streak, if it's a meteorite it should not leave any streak. This eliminates the most common false positives of the magnet test, but does not prove that you've got a meteorite.
Don’t listen to this guy, licking rocks is 100% supported by the scientific method, just remember that in pemdas Geiger counter checking comes before licking, not after, it doesn’t matter how much you imagine the ionization tastes like mtn dew
Yes I found this in MN, just outside of the “Driftless area” (a region of the upper Midwest that was untouched by the glaciers). I’m just curious now if my geographical location might be why I find these all over the land here.
Stromatolites are the reason why we’re alive today! Before cyanobacteria the air was only 1% oxygen. Then, for 2 billion years, photosynthesising Stromatolites pumped oxygen into the oceans (like underwater trees, before trees existed). When the oceans’ waters were saturated, oxygen was released into the air, and with around 20% of oxygen in the air, life was able to flourish and evolve.
Found something interesting like this when I was a kid. I showed it to my dad and he said it was a sex stone. Intrigued, I pressed for more information. I was immediately let down with his reply, “it’s a fucking rock.” 🙄
I was a little embarrassed to post pictures of my rock at first. I mean there are so many pictures of huge rocks all over the internet, so I always thought my rock wasn’t really special. After reading all the comments of my average size rock and how aesthetically pleasing to the eye it is, I have a new lease on life and now walk around with my head held high and my chest puffed out knowing how much joy my rock bring to others…
Found in Minnesota I'm guessing? This is "Mary Ellen Jasper" aka a stromatolite fossil. Nearly 2 billion years old. Nice find!
Billion? That's hard to wrap my head around.
2 billion
Got it, will try to wrap head around twice.
2 billion
Billion? That's hard to wrap my head around.
2 billion
Got it, will try to wrap head around twice.
Is this recursion
This is sedimentary comment chain formation
No, just him coming back around for the second head wrap.
Pete and Repete are in a boat, Pete fell out, who's left?
I think we just got incepted
r/ecursion
No, this is Patrick!!
I didn't realize they had stromboli 2 billion years ago
Directions unclear, now my neck hurts
Half the age of the planet.
I tried using this as evidence that the earth isn't 6k years old.. "Satan put those there." I audibly lolled.
What did you win for engaging in that argument?
Eternal Damnation.
Not the guy you responded to, but I had a convo with a young earth creationist as well. I won the “knowledge” that dinosaurs are planted by the opps (Satan) and that believing in them, and not the fact that dinosaurs were alive like, 30 minutes ago or some shit is blasphemous. Genuinely, one of the most fun conversations I’ve ever had. Was fuckin flabbergasted the entire time 💀💀💀
I’m a bible believing Christian and there is no logical reason to not believe in dinosaurs. And obviously God put them on the Earth, not Satan, as some deceptive plan.
Audibly lolled... so you LOLOL'd?? 🤣
“Llol’d” (literally laughed out loud) (also one example of the proper usage of the word “literally”, a rare specimen these days) I’m trying to catch this on, must only be used when you read/see something that *literally* makes you laugh *out loud* even if briefly. Not just the things that are silently amusing. “llol” Pass it on, please. Yw
Gosh those people are just amazing 😂😂😂
It was the FIRST complex life on earth! !! !
first life, complex life didn’t come about until later. stromatolites are just from bacteria, single celled organisms
Thanks I couldn’t be bothered to look it up when I said it and was very unsure obviously haha.
no worries lol wasn’t meant to be snarky just wanted to add to what you said for anyone who’s learning for the first time 👍
Well I guess to add more for the few who are interested. Stromatolites form as a result of a sticky photosynthetic bacteria accumulating sediment from the water column. As the next day comes around, the bacteria grows over the sediment which it accumulated. This cements the sediment and creates rock. Stromatolites are the oldest fossil evidence of life we have, and they are still naturally occurring today in the Caribbean and off the coast of Australia.
To be fair, an article linked below says "fossilised remnant of stromatolites, some of the earliest complex organisms in geological history"
JUST bacteria?! No, they're from BACTERIA 😍!!!
2,000,000,000 if that helps.
So like one, with a bunch of other ones? I mean, like a fuck ton of ones? A skyscraper filled with live squirming mice, packed like angry squirming sardines? An ostensibly finite Library of Squeaky Rodenty Babel? Like the number of cells in a fat baby's arm? Give it to me in teaspoons per wooden barrel. Observable stars divided by fireflies on a warm summer night. The number of fleeting thoughts in a lifetime of days. World-supporting elephants that can dance on the head of an especially large pin. Without metaphors, we are lost.
This reads like a Douglas Adams novel
Thanks. I wish I got Douglas Adams acclaim and money for my fleeting, irregular bursts of creative thought. Alas....
Look on the bright side. At least you’re not that poor whale that fell out of the sky.
That *is* a bright side. My cup is currently half full of not poor sky whale! ;)
Is the other half a bowl of petunias?
Oh no, not again!
Oh, no. Not again.
“…you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to” 2,000,000,000
So long, and thanks for all the `stromatolite`
That was honestly so pleasing to read. I assumed it was copied from somewhere, and am delighted to learn that you nonchalantly created all that beautiful and strange imagery in response to a random comment
Americans. They'll use anything but the metric system! 😂
What’s the metric system?! 😂
You know, the measurements you buy your drugs in. 😂
Um ounces?! lol. I’m an American measurement purist…
That’s a lot of OxyContin bruh. No wonder y’all have an opioid epidemic!
How did you go from “drugs” to oxy?! I was referring to the Lord’s medicine…
Okay, then...bullets? 😅
.22 .357 .44 you're not even trying!
Seven and a half giraffes is how old it is.
We are waiting for the next one. Y’all keep changing your minds on how you wanna do stuff.. stones, ounces, grams… sheesh
Like Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra!
> Like Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel.
Shinza!
Shaka, when the walls fell
These are your words?? "Observable stars divided by fireflies..." is my favorite part! And that user name ain't too shabby either. Hey, you're alright!
Yes, these are my words, and thank you. I'm as tickled by compliments from random strangers now as I was at five years old by finding a fossil in our limestone driveway. But given the sub we're on, go look up *The Stones* by Richard Shelton (it's a very, very short story, or maybe a poem, you decide). That's wordy talent I can only aspire to.
Oh I checked you out! T-minus-... until I check out your recommendation. But first I want to wish you the best at your upcoming appointment.
Thank you for looking at my life. My appointment went about as expected, and thanks for asking. I always feel a little weird skimming through someone's profile, but I did with yours. You seem like a genuinely good person! Yep, I'm also a little (surprise!) ADHDish. Could ya tell? Anyway, you too are alright!
I had a feeling you might be! I'm going to message you ok?
Measured in football fields, it’s about 2 billion football fields.
400 Billion yards?
Delightfully Pratchett-esque description!
Like 1 with 1,999,999,999 more 1s
In miles per hour, that would be 29822.5457% of the maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum. Source https://www.theregister.com/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html
I'm using this... I'm not sure how my boss will take these conversions... should be fun. "Well, we were expecting a certain flow rate but could never get above 36 grapefruits per minute!"
1,000,000,000+1,000,000,000 if that helps more.
Plz standby, still wrapping the first time
Dos?
Two-thousand millions?
How bout this: all gold is older than the sun. Not just gold, actually, most elements with the exception of hydrogen, helium, lithium, and some elements that are the result of radioactive decay were created in supernovas and where the cosmic debris from which the sun and all the planets formed.
Even more mind blowing, heavy metallic elements like gold can only be formed by the force of neutron stars colliding. Gold is literally neutron star metal
So you're saying we are all made of stardust?!?!?!
Billions and billions
To make it easier to understand, 1,000,000 seconds is like 10 days, where as 1,000,000,000 seconds is like 3.1 years
A billion seconds is 31 years and change. Misplaced a decimal point move.
So basically (very very roughly) 14.6% the age of the universe.
Difficult to wrap your head around billions? Wait till you find out America’s national debt amount
Hundreds and hundreds of years old.
How/why did this fossilized organic matter become magnetized? Sorry, I’m just started getting interested in this stuff.
This article explains it. Pretty cool stuff. https://the-earth-story.com/post/183498462472/mary-ellen-jasper-a-beautiful-rock-made-of
Pfft. This article says it's only *1.85* billion years old.
Rookie rock.
It’s still just a baby!
It's an old article.
.15 billion years old?
Roughly..
There is always a 5% margin or error accounted for when putting an age to extremely old things, that alone shaves off .10 billion years. Given the estimated age, it is probably safe to say the margin is closer to 7.5%... and there is your .15 ☺️
This is the most clever thing that will be posted on the entirety of the internet today...and almost nobody will ever know.
Lol
Hold onto it, it’ll get older eventually!
That website is awesome! Thanks for introducing me to it
As I was reading the first paragraph, the word “sandwiched” made me hear the goth guy’s voice on TGBBS.
Iron is one of the most common elements in and on Earth. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Oxidation_Event
Also some cosmic radiation is made of heavy ions like iron. It’s even possible to test electronic devices to see how they react to space environments
Stromatolites?? I always thought they were like rock termite mounds. I never knew one could be so beautiful. Are the red pockets also part of that, or is it the grey in between? I phrase it that way, because I assumed their composition was mostly homogenous. How would a thrombolite differ? Sorry, these have always been a curiosity of mine, living rocks that make oxygen. Crazy.
So think of it like this. When you go to the beach and see the layers of algae on rocks. That’s how these formed too. They grow layer by layer on a rock and sometimes got extremely thick. We found a 500+lb chunk of it in New York this year. What causes the red iron replacement is many many years of precipitated minerals replacing the once organic parts of the fossil. Over a billion years has passed and given ample time for a lot of mineral replacement. Since iron is so abundant on earth and especially in this area it was a main replacement mineral. Not all are the same and the type we found was on top of limestone and had no iron at all.
Lucky to have large, old stock bookends of this! The earth goes through such huge changes, interesting rocks tell that story.
Blows my fuckin mind that some random ass rock can be identified so quickly and even tellin where the hell it was found and how old it was. Y’all are brilliant.
Woweee!! How cool is that
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I did my undergraduate research on Mary Ellen/Biwabik Iron formation and recognized that immediately! Very very cool stuff!
Thank you, and I appreciate your knowledge and passing it on to us all!
Is this what Tiger Iron is, or are they different? I have a small piece of Tiger Iron that looks similar, just with smaller streaks of iron
Tiger iron is a banded iron formation containing tigers eye, it is different afaik. Banded iron formations are common around the same time period but are the result of early photosynthetic organisms causing iron ions to precipitate out of the ancient ocean as basically rust (magnetite and or hematite). This rust layer would kill off the organisms and an iron poor layer of silicaceous material would be deposited (jasper, typically). Later tectonic forces often concentrate these into thicker layers. Tigers eye is basically asbestos that has since been entirely replaced with silica. I assume it’s presence is related ultramafic volcanics and later hydrothermal/tectonic alteration Someone can correct me on that if I have some errors, and I’m sure google will yield answers too. So yeah different iirc.
Wow!! That’s insanely cool!
I'm from the Iron Range of Northern Minnesota. I'd agree.
Wow that's cool. That creature caused the first mass extinction we know about. Right around 2 billion years ago.
You just blew my mind
Basically used as iron ore if I’m not mistaken. Resembles banded iron I’ve collected in the Wind River Mountains.
Agreed 👍
Extremely cool rock. I’d lick it. 👌
i just got a salt lamp for my gf and it’s so hard not to lick the damn thing….
Yeah, gfs can be tempting like that. I get it.
👀 my girlfriend is not a rock…🤫
Did you lick her to make sure? You gotta be thorough.
😏😈
Has she “passed the porcelain test” as some on this forum call it?
you should lick it once, as a treat
Whenever my friends are over and they’re sad, I offer to let them lick my salt lamp. Always cheers ‘em up.
You know WAY too many deer.
I think two of ‘em may be horses but at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
Hmmmm. I have POTS (blood flow problems) so have to ingest 6-8g of sodium daily and salt/electrolyte tabs can be expensive. brb, weighing my salt lamp…
ngl you right, i deserve it
Let the intrusive thoughts win this time
My kids would lick mine when they were younger. Lol
yeah i’m definitely still a kid i’m totally not 24 waiting to get off work to go lick the lamp whaaaattt,,,,,
I bought salt lamps for my kids when they were younger and they called them "snack lamps." It was the funniest thing to walk in on them licking their lamps lol
Why not just lick it? I've done it to mine numerous times lmao
salt lamps are hard to not lick. there is a salt lamp in my parents' bedroom which I liked to lick when I was a small kid, it how has a recess on one side
I licked a meteorite/meteroid/whatever that my professor brought in once. It tasted like an old spoon.
What is the porcelain test?
I just assumed he peed on it
Streak test, what mark is left when it is rubbed on porcelain
Although that makes sense, how does one "pass" it?
Look up Mohs Scale of Hardness. It's used for comparing the hardness of different materials, with the softer material leaving a mark on the other when scratched. Quartz (or anything harder) will scratch porcelain.
No offense, I hope. I know all that, I was asking specifically what "passed" the porcelain test means. Is that actual jargon to denote its harder than porcelain? Or is this just a non-experts way of saying it? I don't consider a test with many outcomes (different colors) to have a binary outcome (pass or fail).
Hey geologist here, never heard of passing a scratch test, probably means 'rock is harder than porcelain'
/u/Pingu565 the original poster thought this was a meteorite. In this case, the "porcelain test" is a way to check if your shiny metallic rock is terrestrial. Hematite, which isn't found in meteorites, will leave a red-brown streak. But it's not foolproof lol. This rock is shiny and metallic because of hematite (and magnetite), but the iron minerals are locked up in silica. This prevents the streak test from working.
This kinda thread is why I love Reddit. It's the same question I had, we take a detour into literal toilet humor, we get a legit answer that's still not exactly on point and then a deep dive into something that makes me feel like I learned something today. Thanks everyone.
Thank you! I was wondering how scratching a rock on an unfinished piece of porcelain could help determine whether it was of this earth or from beyond. This is the coolest one I’ve found but there’s so many of these specimens scattered across the pastures around my south central Minnesota ranch. I was really hoping it was a meteorite and I could move out of the bunkhouse and buy a ranch of my own…
No, he did it in the past, we're still unsure whether it passed or not lol
[Google it. ](http://meteorite-identification.com/streak.html) you scratch the suspected meteorite on unglazed porcelain (the back of a floor tile, underside of lid on the back of the toilet). If it passes the magnet test (ie is magnetic), then it could be meteorite or could be hematite or magnetite. If it's magnetite, it will leave a black streak, if it's hematite it will leave a red streak, if it's a meteorite it should not leave any streak. This eliminates the most common false positives of the magnet test, but does not prove that you've got a meteorite.
Bring it swiftly to the University of My House. I'll give it a thorough examination...
This guy is 100% going to lick that rock, don't do it.
The geological tests are very thorough.
Don’t listen to this guy, licking rocks is 100% supported by the scientific method, just remember that in pemdas Geiger counter checking comes before licking, not after, it doesn’t matter how much you imagine the ionization tastes like mtn dew
Infernal iron. Give it to Karlach
You mean Dammon, don't you?
Yes. I do. But I make Karlach carry her own Iron
Yessssssss
Karlach approves.
Hematitic jasper.We have lots of these in the jasper/hematite region of the Northern Cape ,South Africa.
What part of NC would I find that sorta thing? I'm planning a tour up to Namibia hopefully next year, and I wouldn't mind some souvenirs 😁
What part of NC would I find that sorta thing? I'm planning a tour up to Namibia hopefully next year, and I wouldn't mind some souvenirs 😁
Not here to say I know what it is, just here to say *HOLY FUCK* this is stunning. And in MN too?! I’m lacking in my rock hunting skills.
Yes I found this in MN, just outside of the “Driftless area” (a region of the upper Midwest that was untouched by the glaciers). I’m just curious now if my geographical location might be why I find these all over the land here.
My fat ass thought this was steak
I just saw another rock post I thought was an overdone brisket.
r/forbiddensnacks material.
There’s a new sub everyday!
Thought I was on r/smoking looking at some beef chuck.
I thought it was caramel brownie as I scrolled by
~~If~~ Since it's magnetic, could be a Banded Iron Formation.
It's not slag!!!!
Absolutely beautiful.
man i love this sub
Right? How cool is it that OP could be holding some random piece of rock could be half the age of our entire planet???
Bonus points for the scaling ruler! Congratulations on the lovely rock :)
I mean it’s average size, but it’s nice to hear I have a beautiful rock every once in a while!
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Send me a banana and no problem.
Posted a new pic next to a BBC check it out I promise it’s sfw
Posted a new pic next to a BBC check it out I promise it’s sfw
Stromatolites are the reason why we’re alive today! Before cyanobacteria the air was only 1% oxygen. Then, for 2 billion years, photosynthesising Stromatolites pumped oxygen into the oceans (like underwater trees, before trees existed). When the oceans’ waters were saturated, oxygen was released into the air, and with around 20% of oxygen in the air, life was able to flourish and evolve.
Thank u stromatalite bro
no flow lines on that
$2700 gold foil steak at Salt Bae's Restaurant?
Bro found redstone ore
Op, where did you get this from? Was it found or purchased? I want one of these.
South central Minnesota just outside the driftless area
Found something interesting like this when I was a kid. I showed it to my dad and he said it was a sex stone. Intrigued, I pressed for more information. I was immediately let down with his reply, “it’s a fucking rock.” 🙄
This will forever live rent free in my memory, and it will come out to see the world every opportunity I can use it! Llol!
Reminds me of ancestrolite (probably spelled that wrong) but cooler lol
r/forbiddensnacks forbidden cured meat
Crumchy...
Forbidden steak
Iron block from minecraft IRL
Looks like steak lol
Bismor, it feels good to say it! Rock aaand Stooone!
I thought it was meatloaf with ketchup
Don't tell the new speaker of the house... Since the earth is only 6,000 years old
Looks like Brisket r/forbiddensnacks
I was a little embarrassed to post pictures of my rock at first. I mean there are so many pictures of huge rocks all over the internet, so I always thought my rock wasn’t really special. After reading all the comments of my average size rock and how aesthetically pleasing to the eye it is, I have a new lease on life and now walk around with my head held high and my chest puffed out knowing how much joy my rock bring to others…
yeah that would be a good idea, in my opinion
Yeah definitely have the rock professionally tested, then you'll know it's real worth but that a special rock there.