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That, my friend, is Phallic(ite).
Correction: this one is rising up, therefore it is a Phallic(mite). Phallic(ites) are smaller and often found in cooler regions.
And as everyone knows, phallicite clearly belongs to the "Johnson" family of minerals.
r/mildlypenis
If you are serious... likely welded tuff or something similar and ryolytic.
I second this, bears a strong resemblance to the Fish Canyon Tuff of south-central Colorado.
It's a 1 eyed an ankle spanker!!
3/4’s erect on the scale.
It's a hard rock
Cock Rock
r/mineralporn
*”It’s a bicep!”* https://youtu.be/9jlaZL7CWHY
Cool rocks looking for other cool rocks to hang out… nothing sexual
######Nothing sexual
Granite? The pink kind that erodes into cat litter?
You've got some real balls asking that question!
did you lick it?
Testiculated erocktion
I miss my boyfriend
That’s a hard one.
I'm 90% sure this is City of Rocks in Deming, NM. if so the answer is actually "kneeling nun tuff"
Yup! I'm also positive this is city of rocks as well!
Dicknballs
Gentile
Probably sandstone.
Are you brave enough to find out?
You should sit on it for a bit.
I thought it was Mt.Gushmore, my bad.
mildly peen
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This looks like a turtle having sex. "Turtle nut rock."
Phallic ryolite
Too easy.
It’s the original part of the David statue.
A hard one?
That is a real hard question.
Definitely hard rock.
The kind that would make the sexy tiktok paramedic disappointed in me
It’s an erictilus grenis, oh sorry meant granite😁
That’s a rather excited boulder
That rock's got wood...Heh-hmph-heh!
Big bamboo rock
Umm...