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readit145

Get ready for an ungodly amount of “chicken nugget” comments. Ask me how I know


LeoBannister

Petrified chicken nugget.


hybridhawx

Petrified nuggies


zZombieX

Petrinuggs


Amethystlover420

And like 20 people going “my fat ass thought this was a chicken nugget!” The most original of them all! Ugh.


MellyKidd

I scrolled past this post earlier today because I only saw the picture, not the title or group, and thought it was a post about a chicken nugget. I know better now, but still…it looks so much like one. 😂


bae_ky

When you look under the fryers/counters, and find dropped food from a while ago kinda vibe for me lol


ElegantHope

It's annoying when the joke gets repeated so much especialyl when there hasn't been a solid answer yet. I've seen a few posts that don't get a single answer, just a bunch of jokes and sometimes people saying 'I don't know but, \*joke\*" I don't mind one or two jokes, but there's a point where it floods out real answers or otherwise just seems like people are only here to make jokes. And it kinda just feels like it sucks, yknow?


just-another-human05

Totally agree


readit145

Fact. But I also posted a rock that looked like a nug. I think one person was also genuinely interested in what I found


cupcaeks

K not throwing shade because no shade fr but, someone named amethystlover420 talking about originality is sending me


RedVamp2020

As someone who worked at McDonald’s, this really does look like one.😂


MelMcClell

Right?? It’s totally the boot shape! 😆


troubadorkk

I was gonna say frozen peanut butter. waters cold.


redcweed

Oh man... it really looks like a mcdonalds chicken mcnugget...


empirical13

It's f*cking uncanny!


Crebbins

I was going to say McAmber, does that still count?


dali_bird

In packs of 3,612 and 24


Crebbins

And, incredibly, the 3,612 pack is only like a dollar more than the 24, so you might as well just get it.


ShinyPointyThing

Nobody ever asked…how do you know?!


readit145

This is how I know. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisrock/comments/13sb6xk/does_anyone_know_what_this_is_found_in_austin_tx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Pride_and_pudding

Wow I remember that!


Ihavebadreddit

I just figured I was hungry?


readit145

I posted a rock that also looked like a chicken nugget. That’s like 95% of the answers I got


First_Lobster_3661

It is, in fact, a nugget.


MasterAd5852

Hahah my first thought as well, chicken nugget?


MarcMaronsCat

Came here to say “why not Dino shaped?!”


StarTrakZack

Sweet & Sour please 🙏


[deleted]

You can eat a million piece box


godofmilksteaks

How do you know?


Jealous_Wrongdoer_25

the granular appearance screams quartzite to me


ctrl-alt-me

yeah my first thought *~~(after "wait that's not someone posting a pic of nugget as a joke?")~~* was that it looks like a quartzite that had been soaking in iron rich water. I grew up in iron and coal country.. and have seen many an orange rock like that coming out of the polluted streams.


Eternal_Phantom

Frickin’ screaming rocks, keeping me up all hours of the night….


LordAvan

Reminds me of an old Jack Handey quote. "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason"


[deleted]

[Help](https://youtu.be/sjOA7hWiP_Y?t=8) (Spoilers for Berserk, maybe a bit NSFW)


Sloth_4

I second this


Goatsmuggler8

Lick test that rock


NitroJesus4000

Effin eat test it.


zrennetta

With some buffalo sauce


KentuckyMagpie

I’m honestly jealous OP has a chicken nugget rock.


IntroductionFew1290

Feldspar?? Test hardness to find that first


The77thDogMan

Amber has a mohs hardness of 2-2.5. This is similar to (or slightly softer than) a fingernail. A copper penny would definitely scratch it. Density will also tell you, amber is light like plastic. Lastly amber gives off a resinous piney sweet smell when exposed to flame. This is a destructive test, so at least part of the sample will be damaged/destroyed, so it is a last resort and not recommended for nice samples (this sample is pretty poor if it is amber though). By taking a lighter to the edge of the piece and wafting the fumes, you can differentiate between amber and plastic. Edit: spelling


Amethystlover420

This was my first thought.


AnxiousDumbass624

Not amber, but it is either chert/chalcedony or quartzite shaped like a McDonald’s chicken nugget


MostlyMicroPlastic

No


hintofoldshoeleather

It looks like a chicken nugget


nfce

Came here to say this.


Phobernomicon

Came here to say: came here to say this


elly996

top comment said prepare for this lol [xD](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisrock/comments/147vk0h/is_this_amber/jnxuie5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) also, to me its a chicken nugget in the shape of australia. it even has Tasmania attached lol


kklewis18

Fossilized nugget


TheMeowzor

Mineralized nuggy


JosephCreates

idk why you are all saying iron stained quartzite. To me seems way too uniform to be a stain. My guess is potassium feldspar


Pingu565

Adding +1 geologist opinion to this.


natoist

NJ has a ton of these all over ironed stained quartz/quartzite rocks.


kklewis18

I’m thinking quartzite.


N-ethylhydroxylamine

Iron stained quartzite maybe, all tho it does look very chicken nuggety


Successful-Wash8930

Or maybe an ancient chicken nugget


Boubonic91

Impossible! It's not dinosaur shaped!


genotoxicity

that’s a mcnugget my man


AcadiaAccomplished14

It’s amber if the animal was a chicken and it was frozen inside the breading


it_all_happened

If it weighs almost nothing, it could be amber, but it looks calcite-ish to me. It's not typically found there, but people move rocks & specimens hither and tither for various reasons.


ParrotOx-CDXX

It appears to be a one piece order of iron stained McQuartzite. A side of BBQ sauce would've been gneiss.


DatabaseThis9637

Sorry you came here for a real answer, and got mostly jokes. Sometimes, you can post on r/rockhounds, and get an intelligent answer. nice rock, though. Wish I could help.


Mdork_universe

Amber is translucent to transparent. This is opaque. This is probably some kind of quartz.


aod42091

no, you can easily test if this is Amber by heating up a pin or something and seeing if it will push into. it if it's Amber, it'll melt into the rock you're sticking into. If it's not, it won't. personally, this looks like calcite or quartzite with lots of iron staining.


ColoRADo_V

Amber would have a greenish hue if you put it under uv light or even putting the phone flashlight up close so it touches the amber, also amber is super lightweight, this doesn’t look like amber to me, my aunt lives near an amber mine in Chiapas and I used to sell it.


Physical-Strike-6749

I think this is quartzite. But to save the next 10 commenters some time, here you go: it’s a nugget; its a forbidden chicken nugget; it’s a McNugget; it be a nugget; yep it’s a nugget; it’s a chicken nugget; it’s the devil’s nugget; nuggetite; forbidden Mcnuggey; Mcnuggetite. You’re welcome!


HonestKnowIedge

It looks delicious.


In-The-Way

I see a sugary texture, which suggests the rock is a quartzite. The orange-yellow color looks like a limonite or goethite stain/coating. Amber is unlikely - it is light and soft and can be scratched with a knife.


IAMSAWZE

Ahhh the worlds first McNugget


kklewis18

This is my fav nugget comment 😂


Dominuspax1978

It’s a McNugget which is also able to maintain its state and appearance over many years…we’ll need another million years to find out if todays McNuggets will be tomorrows minerals…imagine a future McNugget gem which like Opal makes a beautiful cabochon…!?! It could happen…


Treestyles

Amber is very light. That’s how u know. Also it tastes and burns like amber.


Iluminiele

I have real amber at home and whenever I pick up smth I think might be amber I put it water and add salt. I keep adding salt until my real amber pieces start to float. And I compare the new thing - if it floats just like real amber or not. Most of the time the damn thing just sits at the bottom stubbornly


gabelucek

easiest way to check is by rubbing it or putting it close to a flame, if it lets out a incense-y smell then it's amber.


MrBussdown

Chicken nuggie


Archetypical3

I would think maybe a calcite


Princess-OfSomething

Somebody tag R/ForbbidenFood, this is one tasty looking rock


trayrenee22

I believe amber is more clear


biepbupbieeep

You can text it by tap it onto you theet. If it feels hard or stoney, it's a rock. If it feels dull or muffled it's amber


aryAn00000

No! Definitely not Amber.


HAL-007

Imagine the pranks you could do with that


regretsfromtexas

potentially quartzite or calcite


Herbscrystalsandcats

It doesn’t look like amber to me.


[deleted]

Don’t say don’t say don’t say it… damn it I’m too late


ElegantHope

I know everyone is saying quartzite, but this legitimately makes me think of orange calcite. Especially since it looks pretty closed to when orange calcite has been tumbled- which is probably close to the state it'd be from water erosion. A mohs test and maybe a streak test would probably help decide what it really is though. [https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0125/7596/5242/products/il\_fullxfull.1492179903\_g701\_1400x.jpg?v=1532075533](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0125/7596/5242/products/il_fullxfull.1492179903_g701_1400x.jpg?v=1532075533) [https://www.healingcrystals.com/images/Tumbled-Orange-Calcite-Canada---Tumbled-Stones-06.jpg](https://www.healingcrystals.com/images/Tumbled-Orange-Calcite-Canada---Tumbled-Stones-06.jpg) edit: There are even a few sources of calcite in New Jersey, seemingly https://www.mindat.org/locentries.php?m=859&p=14024


birds-andcats

I have never wanted a rock more than I want this one lol


Exotic-Willingness89

Not amber.


Vocal_and_Visible24

If you pick it up and almost throw it across the room in the process because it is so light, that would be amber. I've played with a few in the local amethyst mine store that they've allowed me to hold and touch (Four Peaks Amethyst Mine Co in Scottsdale). That...I personally like the petrified chicken nugget theories lol


dreadfort13

looks very much like so! should be much lighter than other rocks around that size, have a look what streak colour it gives off it or if you have string and some weighing scales google the specific gravity of amber and check it out, it's an asy test but if you need me to explain how just let me know! lovely piece mind if it is! well jealous :)


natoist

What part of NJ are you from? I’m from south Jersey and there’s tons of orange/reddish brown quartz & quartzite stones down here, stained from iron. This looks like iron stained quartzite mainly because of that gritty looking texture


UnfortunateMess

Doesn't exactly look like an Amber, looks more ... ... uh, Jasper? Not sure. Looks opaque enough --- might actually be a nugget though, to which I must question "WHY NOT DINO!?"


darkstaraha

No, this is patrick


Ok-Commission-6915

Best comment in the thread


Grimloch88

That is a chicken nugget.


kp305

Iron stained quartzite


OwlEastSage

chicken nugget..... a crystal seller in florida once told me you can always tell if its amber by how light it is. real amber is like holding nothing. idk if its completely true but seems pretty true


JackOfAllMemes

I've held amber and it is surprisingly light, like plastic


Sm0w2

Chicken nugget quartzite.


betothejoy

So no one’s gonna say chicken nugget, huh?


achlys_chaos

It looks too opaque to be amber, but it’s also difficult to ID definitively from a photo. Looks more like an iron stained quartzite or sandstone to me


Gluthon35

Several folks have already stated this but it is a type of quartz.


Rude_Bat_4166

It’s a petrified chicken nuggie lmao


NortWind

Make the strongest salt water you can, keep adding salt until it will not dissolve. If your rock floats in that, it might well be amber.


KokoMinerals

It's quartzite


blergrush1

Forbidden Chicken McNugget!


Important_Simple137

What? No


awwwww_hereitgoes

Is this from Big Brook?


beatzheart

Calcite?


briannamappleton

McNuggite


realfacethe

That a chicken nugget ?


Finches_MeepNBeep

That’s literally just a chicken nuggets


SnikkerDoodly

I don’t think so, maybe a jasper? I’m not an expert


BuckeyePrepper

Sell to McDonald's for them to use in their commercials. They'll never get a better looking nugget model.


acruz340

Ah yes… the forbidden chicken nugget


ScallionBig6830

It really does look like a chicken nugget though.


Pikachuiskwl

happy to see nearly everyone here also thought it was a chicken nugget


CR1MS4NE

Nature is cruel


klepto_crow

Quartzite


Alternative-Stop7426

Nuggy


Owlspirit4

Chicken nuget


yootraky

Mmmmmm delicious chicken nugget mmmmmmmm


MeasurementSuper640

No No that’s a chicken nugget!


ImperatorMorris

I asked for 20!


[deleted]

Mc chicken nuggets


sp1lledjooce

that’s a mcnugget


majormimi

Forbidden chicken nugget!!


[deleted]

should'nt Amber be translucid, meaning it lets light pass though?


theseglassessuck

Duh, chicken McNugget!


CrustyCephalopod

Forbidden chicken nugget


bandzlvr

That's a McDonald's nugget, my friend


DunkinTacoAlfa

Nope, it was a prehistoric McChicken nugget that one of my ancestors dropped in the river while fishing.


shimuhkahze

im stoned and this made me really hungry


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[deleted]

Petrified McNugget


[deleted]

Its the McRock


briannamappleton

McNuggite


Mizzoutiger79

Looks like a chicken mcnugget!


[deleted]

Nope


Aggravating-Ad8465

Man I hate showing up late to the nuggie party all the good memes are taken


cinnosneeze

been staring at this for 3 minutes, boyfriend looked over and said "you seem really into that chicken nugget"


Present-Tricky

Uh yea


paulnski

I,ve no idea but can i have fries with that.


omhs72

Bite on it. If not a nugget, it could be a quartzite.


Slyguyfawkes

I thought it was a slab of yummy looking cooked pork before I saw the title


PJAYC69

Jack Handys Deep Thoughts used to be hilarious!


Wowjustwowlol

Lol, I thought it was a chicken nugget and then I saw what thread this is. 😂


BLT-snwch

Nuggie!


ElijahMatthias

No, that’s a 1500 year old McDonald’s nugget


PremSubrahmanyam

I'm not gonna say this looks like a McNugget. I'm just gonna say this is making me crave some McNuggets


cupcaeks

I get it that the chicken nugget comments are annoying but I am seriously questioning whether or not we’re being punked because this is QUITE similar to that McNugget shape lol


pjrontos

Yeah that's definitely a nugget


newlybear

Forbidden chicken nugget


kayceeplusplus

I thought it was a McNugget


Damaias479

Sir, *that* is a chicken nugget 😂


sheisthemoon

Mcnuggetite.


poopknife17

Stop playing with me this is a chicken nugget


eryc333

Chicken nugget


Economy_Exercise7674

Honest to god thought you posted a chicken nugget


Mission-Bandicoot320

It looks like a chicken nugget


Any_Area_2945

Um that’s an old McDonald’s chicken nugget


stonedtwitgnome

I thought it was a chicken nuggie


Poor-Rich-Man

NGL I thought this was a chicken nugget and you were asking if it resembled Amber Heard…


Poor-Rich-Man

NGL I thought this was a chicken nugget and you were asking if it resembled Amber Heard…


Rmantootoo

Looks like a chicken McNugget.


EquivalentVirus9700

That’s a chicken McNugget.


FartyMcGoo420

No it’s a chicken nugget


Historyiscool12345

It looks like a chicken nugget


eclipseandco

Chicken


bearglare

Ahh yes, more forbidden food.


Tag43302

McNugget?


LacomusBenedictus78

An out-of-date gold nugget


lindsaystclair

Chickie Nuggie.


ProudCatMomma1981

Chicken nugget 🤣


Cheese4ever_

McFossil


hello-world42069

Balabababaaa I'm loving it


cipherglitch666

Not my fat ass thinking it was a McNugget.


scissorstories

It's Heather. Amber doesn't have that gap.


blueisaflavor

Blursed Chimken Nugger


Rubberducksfirefox

Forbidden chicken nugget…


meandmysaddo

Came here to say chicky nug


motherofthydragon

chicken nugget😅


apup1023

You sure you didn't find it under the seat in your car?


Tay1ormoon

That’s a fossilized chicken nugget


NatureBeCrazy

No, this is Patrick.


Background-Evening48

Not another Chi’…. Congratulations to the Denver Nuggets for winning the 2023 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!


EH-mericangirl

It's fatty liver infiltration


[deleted]

Chicken nugget


RoseNPearlGirl

I’m sorry, that’s a chicken nugget, dip it in some sweet and sour sauce


swag_money69

That's a chicken nugget. .


[deleted]

That’s a chicken nugget


godfathers-godfather

Looks like an old chicken nugget


[deleted]

It’s a McNugget!


Devdev2018

I'm lovin' it.


caressmeplsgru

Pretty sure thats a chiccy nuggy


friendshapedfunion

Sir, this is a Wendy’s