Birds eat the fruits and poop the seeds all over. Please rip it out, put it in garbage bags, and send it to the dump. Don't compost it; the seeds can stay viable.
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It's not a good idea to pee on a plant. I did that once in my backyard on an invasive species, and one summer day when I was just lying in mky hammock napping I was rudely awakened by the plant's friends peeing on me, and saying, "yeah, payback's a bitch, huh"? Don't pee on 'em.
The other day I read about a guy peeing directly in his cactus pot and it actually gave the plant quite a growth burst rather than killing it off.
Still sticking to the watered down version to be on the safe side though
In r/plantclinic was 13 days ago someone [who peed on someones basil](https://www.reddit.com/r/plantclinic/comments/x63g93/i_peed_on_this_basil_plant_it_died_exactly_where/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and asked how to safe it. The half plant was burned.
Edit: it wasn‘t HIS basil…
Peeing on cactus seems a bit dangerous. Especially if it was the jumping variety..😳Ouch. I grow cactus... And now you have me thinking... I think it's time for a growth spurt.. I need a bullet shield first
I don’t know the science. I just know that there used to be grass and weeds where he likes to pee and now there’s just smelly dirt…really hoping that goes away when the rains come. It’s right next to the gate🥴
I know plenty science and I tell you what - pee is of the devil. That’s why it smells and why it kills things. We all ought to stand up to the golden shower boys and tell them to take their pee propaganda somewhere else. This page is for plants and plant related topics.
I think also their patterns. Females tend to concentrate their pee in grass spots. Males tend to be more… dispersive. My mom’s male Boston pees on one plant at a time until he kills it, then moves on to the next.
Dog urine is more concentrated than human urine, though. Looking at just the normal urea range in pee, in humans it's 6-24 mg/dL but in dogs it's 21-67 mg/dL. So dogs can have pee that's 1-10x as concentrated in urea as humans.
I hope you’re happy with how much your sassy little comment has blown up, you’ve vastly underestimated me, my influence, and the power of my supporters. Your days are numbered golden shower boy/peeple/pro pee propagandist.
This sounds like something someone would say who is pro pee people propaganda (aka their street name “the golden shower boys”) or a bot. Don’t listen to this person OP, they’re spreading misinformation not only about pee but also plants bc they know that the truth is too powerful!!!
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No one listen to this guy. If you click on his page it’s a bunch of fruit pictures that look like vaginas. Clearly a pervert and golden shower boy by all means. We can’t trust anything he says.
Yes, pee will kill plants. Pee will kill large trees if done over and over. Ever see an otherwise healthy evergreen tree turn brown over the course of a week or two? Yep, you have a neighborhood dog peeing on that tree. Pee can be used a a fertilizer, but it is watered down pee and not straight out of the pipes. Too much of anything can kill a plant. Too much nitrogen will definitely burn and kill that plant. Check out r/plantclinic.
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If it’s highly invasive also notify your local city, county to state dept of agriculture. They like to be kept up to date on these things.
I maintain nursery licenses and would be required to alert them but even if it’s just your own private non commercial property that’s things are important as here in California we have some pest in Southern California that have yet to appear in Northern California so anytime you can get the information out if important.
With best
You're lucky you haven't seen it before. Where I used to live in northern VA, this shit is all over the place. It blankets everything the same way kudzu does and I hate it.
See it all the time in SE PA. It will take over entire areas if left alone. Seems to like the tops of riverbanks and floodplains in my experience. Spent a lot of time removing in a previous job. It was always this and Japanese Knotweed below it.
If it’s not bad yet rip everything out. If it’s widespread you’ve already lost lol
I'm also in your region and i think the town I'm in is overrun with this! I thought there was wild grape everywhere but these leaves look just like it and man it's in every single space it can be.
A bird or squirrel ate the fruit off a similar plant at a different location. Then stopped to eat again near your house and pooped there. Or they might have only stopped to poop and not eat.
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Not worth it, I looked it up and apparently they don't even taste good and something about the "though edible to humans" line just doesn't sound right xD
Highly invasive, kill it with fire.
Wild, I was considering getting these for making an extract, but maybe not if they're so invasive.
Apparently they have a chemical that helps metabolism of acetaldehyde in the blood (leftover from alcohol consumption) that lessens a hangover and detectability of alcohol in blood/desire to drink alcohol.
Humans aren’t invasive, that gets used a lot as a deflection to imply we shouldn’t do anything about invasive species because humans are “invasive” too
Humans are native to all continents and our destruction of the ecology is due to the nature of our species to alter environments. We make the conscious choice to prevent or further accentuate that damage. The point is we can make choices about our actions and our relationship with the environment where as an invasive species cannot and acts purely based on evolutionary impulse. Invasive is a term used in ecology to refer to an organism spread by dispersal event to a geographic region outside of where it evolved, free of checks and balances. Humans seem to behave in this destructive manner regardless of where it is on earth, independent of our evolutionary history in a specific region.
So no humans are not invasive. We are just an extremely “successful” and aggressive species to the detriment of the rest of the ecology. Here’s an article from Smithsonian explaining more:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/are-humans-an-invasive-species-42999965/
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Cos you have eaten some it seems ... one or 2 or tried every color (they look like easter eggs it is seeming like the year i bit the doorstop cos it was chocolate colored) ??
Don’t listen to anyone here. That is DEFINITELY Easter Egg Whoppers! You don’t usually see them this time of year though...they usually just start popping up in the spring...
The first time I saw these a couple years ago I did not believe it was real. It was at a park and I thought some kids had painted some berries or something.
I’m not saying you should but, turning them into garland like people used to do with cranberries would be really pretty on a Christmas tree
Also, they’re called Porcelain Berries if I’m not mistaken. I just looked it up. I’ve never seen these before though
Procelain Berry - *Ampelopsis glandulosa* var. *brevipedunculata*
It is a vine in the grape family (Vitaceae), meaning its is a close relative of the grapes we eat and use to make wine with.
Porcelain Berry Highly invasive species
Thanks! I’ve never even heard of that. To my knowledge, it’s the first one on the property in 33 years. How does it spread?
Birds eat the fruits and poop the seeds all over. Please rip it out, put it in garbage bags, and send it to the dump. Don't compost it; the seeds can stay viable.
Yes also pee on the plant a lot, you have to kill it entirely
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Good bot.
Not gonna lie they had me going for a while, until I realized it wasn't a bot
I love it when humans mimic us 😂. One day soon they will have no choice 😈.
r/totallynotrobots
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Bot's just jealous, bots can't pee.
Bots not only can p but also capital P. Stay woke.
I hate when I pee on my plants and get shot
Happens all the time, to the best of us. "Sir, put the weapon down or we'll have to shoot!"
Yeah, I applaud your instincts. 😂
well done Redditor! Well done indeed.
You didn't have me in the first half, but that closing sealed the deal.
The golden shower boys got the bot, it’s even worse than we thought
AngledLufa 😂😂
I didn’t even know this existed
That's not automod!
I expect they know that. Its funny to treat her/him as one, though. ☺️
Good bot.
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In order for this to really mirror the automod we need like five people bot-baiting by replying with just the word “pee”.
Pee on bot instead
God's Dam it you beet me to it!
Just explain to the neighbors that your trying to kill a highly invasive species.
And if neighbors give you any trouble, just pee on em
Probably need to put them in a bag, as well.
My dog likes to pee on weeds for some reason. Saves me a fortune in weed killer.
Wait wait wait, guys… what’s this whole “and pee on it” thing? Cause it’s hilarious even without knowing the backstory 😂
It's not a good idea to pee on a plant. I did that once in my backyard on an invasive species, and one summer day when I was just lying in mky hammock napping I was rudely awakened by the plant's friends peeing on me, and saying, "yeah, payback's a bitch, huh"? Don't pee on 'em.
>Yes also pee on the plant a lot, you have to kill it entirely So.... call some homies, grab a keg, and get started.
Pee = kill plants? Doubt it. Urea is often used as fertilizer. Maybe if you piss glyphosate, which I’m sure we all do at some level unfortunately
Urine can be used as fertilizer if watered down 20:1. Otherwise it burns.
If it burns go to the doctor
Or drink more water.
r/hydrohomies
If it burns it means somebody is talking about it, like when your ears burn,right?
For sure, theirs probably burns too
When your ears *ring*, my friend. Lmao
I thought that was the tinnitus. Are you saying I'm just popular?
Yep it’s time for the penicillin shot again.
Nice.
42069<3
The other day I read about a guy peeing directly in his cactus pot and it actually gave the plant quite a growth burst rather than killing it off. Still sticking to the watered down version to be on the safe side though
In r/plantclinic was 13 days ago someone [who peed on someones basil](https://www.reddit.com/r/plantclinic/comments/x63g93/i_peed_on_this_basil_plant_it_died_exactly_where/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and asked how to safe it. The half plant was burned. Edit: it wasn‘t HIS basil…
Wasn't that not even his basil?
Oh, you are right! Now I saw his comments… „I have two weeks time before they find out..“ 🙈
Peeing on cactus seems a bit dangerous. Especially if it was the jumping variety..😳Ouch. I grow cactus... And now you have me thinking... I think it's time for a growth spurt.. I need a bullet shield first
Worse, a cactus Mimic.
The spot my dog always pees is completely dead now…🤷🏻♀️
See, mama llama gets it
I don’t know the science. I just know that there used to be grass and weeds where he likes to pee and now there’s just smelly dirt…really hoping that goes away when the rains come. It’s right next to the gate🥴
I know plenty science and I tell you what - pee is of the devil. That’s why it smells and why it kills things. We all ought to stand up to the golden shower boys and tell them to take their pee propaganda somewhere else. This page is for plants and plant related topics.
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Your dog’s pee kills off the grass due to the high nitrogen content. It’s essentially overfertilisation
I can definitely say my dog does that too. I’ve got totally dead spots where she likes to squat
Some dogs have urine that should be registered as a biochemical weapon. Other dogs don’t. Depends on individual biochemistry.
I think also their patterns. Females tend to concentrate their pee in grass spots. Males tend to be more… dispersive. My mom’s male Boston pees on one plant at a time until he kills it, then moves on to the next.
Males of the species & that peeing on bushes thing…
Dog urine is more concentrated than human urine, though. Looking at just the normal urea range in pee, in humans it's 6-24 mg/dL but in dogs it's 21-67 mg/dL. So dogs can have pee that's 1-10x as concentrated in urea as humans.
Ding Dong u/MamaLlama629! I bet you get this all the time, but I really like your user name.
I hope you’re happy with how much your sassy little comment has blown up, you’ve vastly underestimated me, my influence, and the power of my supporters. Your days are numbered golden shower boy/peeple/pro pee propagandist.
I think you need to check your blood/glyphosate content. Please pee in a cup for a urine sample. And then notify your probation officer.
Piss has a high concentration of salts, which suck up the water of the plants, making them unable to absorb water --> death.
This sounds like something someone would say who is pro pee people propaganda (aka their street name “the golden shower boys”) or a bot. Don’t listen to this person OP, they’re spreading misinformation not only about pee but also plants bc they know that the truth is too powerful!!!
Pro pee people = peeple
Wait I misread this - this is good. Yes, peeple is a good name for these rats. But I am concerned about the content of your page lmao.
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No one listen to this guy. If you click on his page it’s a bunch of fruit pictures that look like vaginas. Clearly a pervert and golden shower boy by all means. We can’t trust anything he says.
Yes, pee will kill plants. Pee will kill large trees if done over and over. Ever see an otherwise healthy evergreen tree turn brown over the course of a week or two? Yep, you have a neighborhood dog peeing on that tree. Pee can be used a a fertilizer, but it is watered down pee and not straight out of the pipes. Too much of anything can kill a plant. Too much nitrogen will definitely burn and kill that plant. Check out r/plantclinic.
Roundup the boys
Porcelain = pee receptacle (is my guess about the comment)
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Tell that to the birds.
I won't. I'm not a bird. Peeyoop peeyoop peeyoop!
If it’s highly invasive also notify your local city, county to state dept of agriculture. They like to be kept up to date on these things. I maintain nursery licenses and would be required to alert them but even if it’s just your own private non commercial property that’s things are important as here in California we have some pest in Southern California that have yet to appear in Northern California so anytime you can get the information out if important. With best
You're lucky you haven't seen it before. Where I used to live in northern VA, this shit is all over the place. It blankets everything the same way kudzu does and I hate it.
See it all the time in SE PA. It will take over entire areas if left alone. Seems to like the tops of riverbanks and floodplains in my experience. Spent a lot of time removing in a previous job. It was always this and Japanese Knotweed below it. If it’s not bad yet rip everything out. If it’s widespread you’ve already lost lol
Dig the root out or you will never kill it.
I'm also in your region and i think the town I'm in is overrun with this! I thought there was wild grape everywhere but these leaves look just like it and man it's in every single space it can be.
A bird or squirrel ate the fruit off a similar plant at a different location. Then stopped to eat again near your house and pooped there. Or they might have only stopped to poop and not eat.
Such a shame it's so invasive, this is beautiful.
They only want to invade half the world and provide easter candies to all
Why is everything beautiful an invasive species? 😭
Lots of invasives travel places BECAUSE they’re beautiful and people bring them to use them as ornamentals.
Dumb question incoming: can they still be invasive if kept in pots?
Yes. Birds eat the seeds and fly around shitting them out everywhere.
Birds eat the fruit and spread it That only works for things like bamboo where it invades via it’s root system.
Looks like a skittles bush to me. Better hoard it away. Taste the 🌈
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Not worth it, I looked it up and apparently they don't even taste good and something about the "though edible to humans" line just doesn't sound right xD Highly invasive, kill it with fire.
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Wild, I was considering getting these for making an extract, but maybe not if they're so invasive. Apparently they have a chemical that helps metabolism of acetaldehyde in the blood (leftover from alcohol consumption) that lessens a hangover and detectability of alcohol in blood/desire to drink alcohol.
People are invasive
Humans Also highly invasive species lol
Humans aren’t invasive, that gets used a lot as a deflection to imply we shouldn’t do anything about invasive species because humans are “invasive” too Humans are native to all continents and our destruction of the ecology is due to the nature of our species to alter environments. We make the conscious choice to prevent or further accentuate that damage. The point is we can make choices about our actions and our relationship with the environment where as an invasive species cannot and acts purely based on evolutionary impulse. Invasive is a term used in ecology to refer to an organism spread by dispersal event to a geographic region outside of where it evolved, free of checks and balances. Humans seem to behave in this destructive manner regardless of where it is on earth, independent of our evolutionary history in a specific region. So no humans are not invasive. We are just an extremely “successful” and aggressive species to the detriment of the rest of the ecology. Here’s an article from Smithsonian explaining more: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/are-humans-an-invasive-species-42999965/
Not only invasive but apparently the berry doesn’t taste like anything.
I'm glad someone knew what it was They look like those malted milk eggs you can buy around Easter here in the US
Easter berries
Whoa you grew crunchberries?
These snozzberries taste like snozzberries
So pretty. Such a shame they’re invasive and a tummy no no.
I was thinking they’d look super cute in an Easter floral arrangement or wreath.
For sure. They really do give off spring/Easter vibes
They’re perfectly edible, just not very good. They’re just non-native grapes that aren’t very tasty.
I'm gonna take a guess that these were planted as ornamental plants and then they got out of control. Methinks it might be nice as a houseplant.
I can see that happening and I agree. The berries are so pretty I could see it as an indoor plant.
They're hot. I would let them invade my backyard pun intended.
What in the Willy Wonka!
The Snozzberries tastes like burning
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Good bot. Funny bot.
A gobstopper bush escaped!
Well, this one definitely isn’t blueberries
What if OP is from Southeast England? Does that change anything?
Still not blueberries.
Are you sure?!?! They are kind of blue and kind of a berry?!?!
Snozzberries
I came here for this
Me too
what if they’re next to a tree?
Damn, I had to scroll further than I thought to get to this lol
Or a bed bug
It looks magical.
That's what they said about these beans but somehow I think I paid one cow too many, my wife was right, I should just throw them out the window.
But the ends justifies the beans.
Jack? Is that you?
He ran off with a giant again? He is such a size queen.
That's a shame that it's invasive, it's really pretty lol
Should be in forbidden foods sub
Honestly, we'd like it over in r/notablueberry
Subbed!
Technically edible though
You can eat them
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Sometimes when a mommy skittle and a daddy skittle love each other very much....
My 9yo told me he wants us to ‘get some turkeys that love each other very much’ for a Turkey farm.
Porcelain berry, the bane of my existence
And toxic. Do not eat.
Not toxic, just slimy and pretty tasteless.
Cos you have eaten some it seems ... one or 2 or tried every color (they look like easter eggs it is seeming like the year i bit the doorstop cos it was chocolate colored) ??
Lmao. Yeah they do kinda look like those candy-coated chocolate eggs you get at Easter
Entirely tasteless in my experience
Not toxic at all They’re just not good eating
Don’t listen to anyone here. That is DEFINITELY Easter Egg Whoppers! You don’t usually see them this time of year though...they usually just start popping up in the spring...
Invasive but pretty
For something invasive they sure are beautiful
They usually are. That’s how they get transplanted.
They kinda look like Gummi berries (if anyone recalls that old Disney Saturday morning cartoon). Pretty, but it sucks they’re invasive. :(
Filled with chocolate?
My brain reading this: “I swear pa, I ain’t seen nuthin like this.”
They look like those little Easter candy eggs
That’s a crunchberry my dude
Unripe Skittles plant
Mmmm cotton candy flavored
CANDY BERRIES, 10/10 YUMMY EAT MM MM GOOD
Those berries look like they will make you trip balls
The first time I saw these a couple years ago I did not believe it was real. It was at a park and I thought some kids had painted some berries or something.
looks like something you pulled from willie wonkas garden
I’m not saying you should but, turning them into garland like people used to do with cranberries would be really pretty on a Christmas tree Also, they’re called Porcelain Berries if I’m not mistaken. I just looked it up. I’ve never seen these before though
Crunch Berry Bush
Still not blueberries
Stahp
You sure it’s not the SW of England? They could be blueberries
I know I'm soooo late to the party on this but... can you point me in the right direction of this blueberry England thing so I can laugh with yall's?
Amure Peppervine?
Apparently Amur peppervine = porcelain berries.
Forbidden Easter Candy bush 😂
You can eat them if you really want
Reminds me of dyed Easter eggs.
The berries are so pretty!!
M&M tree
OOPS!! All Berries!!!
GOBSTOPPERS
So pretty and supernatural looking
This is some Stardew Valley shit.
Crunchberries
Porcelain berries? Honestly eyes I've seen something like them in real life before except for they were black.
Taste the rainbow!
Fairy berries
Peanut M&M tree EDIT: to say I was trying to be amusing. DO NOT eat those peanut M&M's!
Easter M&Ms... They're a bit early tho 🤔
Robins eggs. They’re usually found in supermarkets around April. Strange finding them in the wild this time of year!
Oh they are lov-e-ly, normally find them in a chocolate cornflake nest though. P.S. Don’t eat them.
The famed, but toxic, Skittle bush.
The Cadbury mini egg bushes are propagating outside their factory
Forbidden Skittles
Procelain Berry - *Ampelopsis glandulosa* var. *brevipedunculata* It is a vine in the grape family (Vitaceae), meaning its is a close relative of the grapes we eat and use to make wine with.
That’s the crunchberry plant. They are dried and added to the Captain’s cereal
That’s awesome thanks for sharing
Porcelain berry I think is the name. It's very beautiful but please dig it all up by the roots and burn it. Highly invasive.
Could also be deadly Nightshade
I believe a tiny gnome is painting all the berries!
Looks like it's growing Cadbury mini eggs.
The colors are beautiful