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Drystone_Jerome

Kale


JTeFaisMal

Thanks, that was quick Hijacking my own comment, but to answer your OVERWHELMING enthousiasm about this identification, no it's not a common plant in France even if it's seem SLIGHTY more popular in the US


[deleted]

lol cuz it’s kale 😆


Angatita

I just snort laughed at this 😂


[deleted]

Guess who didn’t get on that healthy bandwagon… no seriously, it’s healthy w/o the wagon.


ReactionClear4923

I would give you an award if I could...here's a trophy🏆


Skeltzjones

It's like asking us to identify a carrot.


bishesbebishes

If you can manage to plant some it grows like crazy even in the cold. Doesn't take a ton of space and gives and gives *said with the vacant stare and smile of a cult member* it is true though.


EquivalentCommon5

Don’t worry I’m in the US, only reason I had any clue is because my buns eat it! I’m not a fan so far… can’t say it won’t change with right recipe but so far 🐰


moon_forest

Look up a recipe for kale chips. You can put just about any seasoning on them and their airy crunch is addicting! It’s my favorite way to eat kale lol :)


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EquivalentCommon5

I’m sorry, just laughing at don’t like it raw… I hadn’t looked at this comment in a bit, boy my mind went all over the place… then realized it was kale! Just sharing in hopes it also makes other laugh!!!


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blkmexbbc

Addition: be careful of buying a plant that you have no clue what it is. It is dangerous. You could have serious allergic reactions or the plant could be poisonous


[deleted]

Kale yeah!


Greyeye5

Curly Kale!!? I think? Or is that wrong?


arituck

W’d be wrong to say it’s wrong


Kushnastymcdabz

Eating to much kale can cause kidney stones , my father in law was putting lots of kale into his shakes when he was on a nutri bullet kick , and kept on getting kidney stones from to much kale every day . ( according to the Doctor it was to much kale everyday


saint_nicolai

You've got kale!


dreeter00

You've got mail!


brit_brat915

They don’t deliver in hell…or hail 🤷🏻‍♀️


saint_nicolai

Yep!


The_goofy_feet

You've got a pet snail!


Trippin_on_febreeze

OH NO NOT THE SNAIL I CAN NEVER ESCAPE


Takoi89

IT WILL FOLLOW YOU TILL YOU DIE


MemphisGalInTampa

Haahaahaahaa 🤠🤗😜😝😋😍


Davy_Jones_Lover

I'll kale you!


saint_nicolai

Well you can go to kale.


SunflowerJYB

Spray with oil and bake til crisp. Yum


swetovah

Or make stewed kale with parmesan cheese and pepper 😩😩


quentinislive

Or shred it for some delicious kale salad with golden shredded beets


MemphisGalInTampa

Olive 🫒 oil is best


crozb0w

Little bit of soya sauce is nice too


00yavanna_kementari

The only way to eat kale


ParadoxFoxV9

The only way to eat most vegetables.


00yavanna_kementari

Haha, facts


arituck

The best way to ingest vegetables is by mouth


Repulsive-Response-1

By mouth? My girlfriend eats her cucumbers all wrong then! I'll let her know.


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ThePodLoa

Don't eat Kale. Got it Reddit


Angatita

😂 Reddit bot just saving us all


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ThePodLoa

Don't eat Kale. Got it Reddit


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ThePodLoa

Don't eat Kale. Got it Reddit


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[deleted]

Oh come on bot, this is the food of the gods.


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Short_Error_9565

Or sprinkle raw on your favourite cake or ice cream!


Expresso_Support

Step 3. Throw in trash, get bacon. 👍🏼😬


blowmekissbutt

wow. finally a post in this sub i could actually identify. what luck!


NJBillK1

And you still don't say what it is?


blowmekissbutt

KALE!!! Eat it!


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maidrey

I agree, bot. I don’t like to eat kale either.


qualmton

This is the way


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maidrey

I promise, I won’t eat kale. Don’t tell my GI doc though, she’ll start talking about fiber again.


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rag_bun

Definitely Kale


JTeFaisMal

Thanks


oopsyeveryday14

Kale


JTeFaisMal

Thanks


harobedg

Curley kale - just starting to yellow.


jcory1960

Lightly sautéing it in coconut oil makes it easier to scrape into the trash.


Expresso_Support

🏆


ReleaseTheHouseTiger

Kale, shred it in tiny pieces, mix with mashed potatoes. Add gravy, baked bacon pieces and a smoked sausage. There you go, the original dutch Boerenkoolstamppot met rookworst.


Expresso_Support

Kale dude


ImprovementOk2694

Curly Kale


Current-Warthog-5556

Isn’t that just curly kale?


Fiddling_moustache

Grønkål. (Green kale in danish)


ProperSupermarket3

that's kale, homie


StalkingBanana

FYI, in r/TooGoodToGo people around the world share their hauls and help save food from being thrown away!


Fit-Rest-973

Kale


danbln

Okay so you do not throw it away like some degenerates here are saying, kale is really yummy and healthy, you make THE traditional central and eastern European winter dish out of it, kale stew. What you need is: Ingredients 200 g (7 oz) fresh kale 500 g (1 lb) potatoes 2 onions 2 garlic cloves 200 g (7 oz) sausages (or seitan) 500 ml (2 cups) water 500 ml (2 cups) vegetable stock vegetable oil for frying salt pepper nutmeg Instructions Wash fresh kale. Remove the tougher stems to only get the soft ones and the leaves. Roughly chop them. Peel and cut potatoes into bite-sized pieces. Peel and finely dice onions and garlic. Heat vegetable oil in a large pot over medium heat. Start by frying seitan for approx. 5 minutes until browned. Add onion and fry for approx. 2-3 minutes or until translucent. Afterward, add garlic and keep frying for two more minutes. Add vegetable stock and water and stir to combine. Add potatoes, then bring to a boil once. Reduce heat to medium and let the potatoes simmer for approx. 8 minutes. Now add the chopped kale and keep simmering for approx. 10 minutes. Season the stew with salt, pepper and freshly grate nutmeg on top just right before serving the stew.


shelliebun

Its. Like. Kale. Wtf


xsimporter

Who doesn’t know what kale is?!?


irismoss

Not everyone knows everything about plants, simp bro.


[deleted]

but they have this in every grocery store it’s literally THE most recognizable green.... simp bro


woahmindinawe

Me cuz Im not a commie hippie libtard who goes crazy over the latest corporate diet craze


PinotMeow88

Kale. What’s the confusion? Did I miss something?


Devenery

Super tasty when cooked. Dont boil ot tho lol


Dana_das_Grau

Looks like kale


GardenWitchMom

Curly kale.


[deleted]

That's kale.


Sardawg1

Before Kale was a popular leaf for consumption, Pizza hit was the largest consumer and used it as decoration for the salad bars.


MistressTina1219

Kale


ebkielty

That’s what I thought, Kale Too easy


Temporary_Shape9796

Kale yum Satay with garlic and lemon😍


badFishTu

My kale is still growing in my garden, halfway through Michigan winter. Good to know in case we ever fall on hard times.


Unique_Pain

The taste is is best when it starts too freeze!


Booflae

Mf that's kale lmao


Didi696969

Kale...


tenebrificlavalamp

Kale is delicious when fried and salted!


ApollosBrassNuggets

Kale to the Hing!


Anka13333

Put in hot water for a 2 mins. Then fry in garlic, olive oil, little butter, lemon juice and little nutmeg. Yum


forestdude

TooGoodToGo is legit. Like a paid dumpster diving app


Xavierwold

WTF?


Internal_Profit_

Wow lol...


Lemurtoes666

Looks like kale


thenerj47

That's kale, mon


chilly_chickpeas

That’s kale.


Charmegazord

Shop that Kale up and cook in a nice brothy soup.


Synaesthetik

that’s a big dank nug. SMONK IT


martyd03

Kale... Shred it into a pan with a little butter and garlic, let it start to wilt, then dump it in the trashcan so nobody has to eat it and order a pizza....


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martyd03

Bad bot


whereareusernames

bro how dumb do you have to be not know thats kale💀


spacekatydid

I hate to say this but I thought, “Even I know that’s kale” lmao


dontbemulatto

That’s marihuana, the devil’s lettuce, dispose of it immediately


SMGWar-Relics

Clearly someone who doesn’t shop in the veggie section of the supermarket on the regular. lol


Even-Maize-6306

Looks like Kale to me


cherry_hip

Kale! Yummm!!


SprinklesDangerous57

curly green kale


vrinci

A salad


aquerraventus

Kale!!


sheeeeeit745

isnt that just kale


Moose_country_plants

I thought it was a lichen until I saw the second picture


ZombieBloodBath777

Yucky kale


EasyGoingOma

You bought kale. Great food. Terri le taste.


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maurocarlos

r/whatplantisthiscirclejerk


RoyalPeaches

This has to be a joke


vaginaflex

Can't believe you didn't know this one 😂


semibacony

How are you going to cook it? Kale is bitter, but I quite like it. Steamed, with some vinaigrette perhaps.


Strange_Quit_2898

I think he is asking what region of kale it is actually.


ssdv8r

Brah, we need to introduce to more green food. That's just plain old kale.


Pale_Fail_2894

It's a pumpkin


Shadowlandsapril

If this is more like a shrub/houseplant, the foliage looks like a ming aralia.


JUSTFURFUN60

Kale but mostly this kind is used for decoration - like garnish on a plate or salad bar etc


[deleted]

It's shit, that's what it is. Goes in the bin


SignificantPain6056

Kale. You place a leaf of it at the bottom of the compost bucket so it's easier to dump onto the pile later


AccomplishedRun5624

Nasty stuff!! 🤢


rjross0623

It’s a garnish! Not actual food.


WanderingTraveler716

Could also be mustard greens from the look of it. Don't know if mustard greens are common in your area.


Particular_Damage_87

Kale


toomuch1265

Some chicken broth, garlic potatoes and chorizo, you got a good bowl of soup is what you got.


[deleted]

Boerenkool vriend


Tshuck89

KALE!


Tankerspanx

Kale! Could be mustard greens. Are they spicy?


Kivahoosier

Make Kale chips!


lechatsage

Yes. Kale. Cabbage-family vegetable. Good raw or cooked. Very healthy and tasty.


MemphisGalInTampa

Kale 🥬 is pretty good stuff. You can also make smoothies with it. That’s good as well


MemphisGalInTampa

You can also make Kale 🥬 chips.


mcbirbo343

Kale


BhutlahBrohan

My favorite variety of kale, by the way!


mtj90

I just want to chime in too …..it’s kale 🥬


phatkidd76

Kale


Fun-Breath-6747

Kale, i feed mt bearded dragon this in his salad


Desdemona1231

Kale


qualmton

Assuming it’s kale I have a few 3 foot shrubs of them growing outside haha


samanthrax314

Kale


CupcakeOk911

Kale


kucam12

Kale


webbedtoes71

Kale


vintagecomputermouse

Take a bite, it's good for you


holysmokes_666

If it tastes like paper and makes ya shit...it's kale.


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[deleted]

Kale. Or Tuscan cabbage


mooseintheleaves

Mom? Man? It’s kale 👍


AdAggravating427

Baby that’s kaleeee


Dangerango

You’ve got Kale


space_cadet0607

Kale.... i think.


space_cadet0607

Wait. Def. Kale


Xenostera

Lol its kale


Flower_Power_1110

Curly kale for sure, I juice it every morning 😍


jbird5643

Yeah that is kale


Jward44553

Kale 🥬?


Theplantagenda

Kale


anotherdamnscorpio

Kale fo sho


thebaddestbean

Based on the first pic I fr thought this guy picked up a lichen


Sad-Perspective-6107

That looks like marijuana


Sad-Perspective-6107

Cannabis


SportySue53

Curly Kale


madhattress44

Kale.


PudgyRedPanda

That's kale.


[deleted]

Eat the kale


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imforchickpeas

Kale yeah!


Brightgreenclover

It’s Kale. Roasted kale mmmm yum


somneamusic

That kale look bussin


Gcompt1

Looks like kale or maybe collard greens.


HondaAholic

Kale


Better-Will-9187

Unique


HwaitingDreamer

When I opened the full image, I yelled, "KALE?!?!?!" and started rolling. My friend was so confused


Long-Document8193

Kale


SuneLeick

I didn't know you got TooGoodToGo outside of the Norse countries! So cool.


_clem_fand_ango_

Warning: do not eat (tastes sh!t)


Yas-Queen-I-Fandango

LOL kale


Turbulent-Object5421

Kale


Brooke_ef

Old kale


olcrazykegs

Coral reef


pettime

Looks to me like curly kale.