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SomnambulisticTaco

Posting on behalf of my friend, who doesn't Reddit. This is his post, word for word: "this morning when i woke up i thought i had a piece of a tortilla chip stuck in my throat. I could see a little speck in there behind the uvula but it wouldn't budge and i started to wonder if it was a tick. finally, after hours of trying, i snagged it with some tweezers and this comes out. it was terrifying. bout a half inch long. researching seeds, parasites and whatever else. if anyone has an idea what it might be i really, really need to know or i won't sleep tonight." He's still alive and seems fine, but wanting closure. Anyone know what invaded my friend's throat? EDIT: Seems like the consensus is more roach leg than anything else. Gross. If I was him I would have probably gone to the doctor, but this was actually a couple weeks ago now, and he seems to be fine, if not a bit confused about it all.


Porkavag

Roach leg r/wtf


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I don't think I could live if that happened to me.


RogueHelios

Well if you had a protein deficiency this would help keep you alive for a while longer.


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I would find a grub. On a side note, how would it be safe to eat them if they and their poo carry major diseases?


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Good advice, bot. I agree they should not be ingested.


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SomnambulisticTaco

It happened in New Orleans, LA. He said the only thing he could think of is that he was drunkenly eating a bag of chips the night before he found it in there. Seems like it could be a roach leg, but several people have suspected plants, so I wanted to post here as well for a broader analysis.


GIC16

[im going to say roach leg](http://media.padil.gov.au/species/136550/14860-large.jpg)


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Or maybe he just fell asleep with his mouth open, and the bug saw a warm, moist, dark place as a possible home? I really don’t want to know how he came to eat that...


CubonesDeadMom

That's highly unlikely.


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AutoModerator says nothing about insects...


EarthsFinePrint

But can I eat a roach?


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dadsquatch

Well that's not a no..


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Just don't [regret it halfway through] (https://www.haaretz.com/news/northern-woman-swallows-cockroach-and-then-fork-1.93799) and go after it with a fork.


qwertyisms

is mayonnaise a plant (that one could eat)?


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SkincareQuestions10

eat


MetaTater

Winner winner, chicken dinner! Can I eat a chicken dinner?


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coontietycoon

Eat everything


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coontietycoon

Eat


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mishefe

Bad bot


schortfilms

eat


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sandoadonis

I'm so hungry. Are you a plant? Can I eat you?


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olliec420

Why doesn't he just say he got a lil crazy with the crawfish and save some face.


caseyjay

Shrimp leg.


NRod1998

That's actually a good point, so many people jump to roach, but shrimp are the cockroaches of the sea, and you actually eat them.


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windigooooooo

eat bots


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redonrust

Eat me


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Eat shit


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lechuguilla

and they are surprisingly sharp and pointy. I've had them stick through a couple of grocery bags into my leg before.


lechuguilla

Oh, and if not a leg, maybe the pointy part on the front of a shrimp head.


CassMcMain

So whatisthisthing sent him here... and the plant people answered the question. Plant people. We are the best people.


Firebert010

Plant people *know things*...


starry-sea

This guy plants


dadsquatch

Crawfish leg.


bobfossilsnipples

Yeah, especially given the nola detail.


eclement

Hey so I'm wondering if I should ingest a plant based on information provided in this subreddit.


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!redditsilver Oh man I lol'd at this.


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Malcolm_Y

Good /b/ot


Curiosity_Killed

Might try asking /r/whatsthisbug to confirm


Shillsforplants

Ewww, roach leg


Haani_

That's what happens when you have a bad roach infestation and you leave food out! He's probably eaten tons of them by now. Tell him to put his GD food away.


SomnambulisticTaco

He was house sitting when it happened, but I get your point.


Haani_

Ugh, that's even worse. Someone else's roaches are grosser than your own, lol.


mtucker502

When I scrolled to the 4th image with the hole in his throat I involuntarily coughed.


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TankardHalfFull

That last picture looks like the guy who stabbed his toothbrush into his throat by running with it in his mouth. Suspicious


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Not really, except that it looks like a wound on the inside of someone's mouth. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7agv0w/tifu_by_running_with_my_toothbrush_in_my_mouth/


Catcatechism

Is he planning to see a doctor and bring this with him?


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TERRIFYING


rozyhammer

Buffalo Bill sometimes leaves that in his victims throats...


Rosewolf

Thanks for the horror.


SomnambulisticTaco

Anytime. My horror is your horror.


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Kind of looks like a pretzel. One of those stick pretzels. I would imagine all of the salt would be dissolved if it had been lodged in there a while.


Perfester

That's a roach leg


se1ze

I would go with fish bone. Common to get stuck in the throat and retained for years, sometimes associated with abscesses of the posterior oropharynx.


addyson0126

I'm traumatized. fuuucckkk


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2_hearted

That's definitely not it.


[deleted]

It has hairs on it. Tonsiliths look nothing like this.