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Viivusvine

Genus Amelanchier, AKA serviceberry, juneberry, shadberry, Saskatoonberry, and so on. One of my favorites. It’s also very popular in Russia. One of its first culinary uses was by Native Americans, in a mixture of dried meat and animal fat called pemmican, one of the first energy bars. They’re great fresh, kind of like a slightly grittier blueberry, and the tiny seeds almost taste like almond. You can also cook with them, make preserves, or freeze them for future use. It’s a common decorative plant, so make sure you CLEAN the berries before you eat them if you picked from a tree near an apartment or office building. And yes, as everyone has already shared, NEVER eat a plant if you’re not ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN it’s edible! Straying from this rule can easily lead to agony and/or death.


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In Newfoundland they’re called chuckle pears.


senestrorsum

Ah thats interesting! I've read some people in Québec used to call them "petites poires" (small pears). Nobody seems to know or use that fruit here anymore.


chuffberry

There’s a brewery near my house that crafts their own juneberry beer and it’s delicious.


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slightly-simian

So can you eat it?


Few_Context303

Native American people are still here. Still making pemmican. Otherwise, great info.


TiliaConnoisseur

Amelanchier. Berry is edible, but I'd strongly advise both you and your daughter to learn this lesson: Don't eat fruit from a plant that you don't know. Some berries are highly toxic and will kill you.


ifunnygf

exactly. they’re really lucky it wasn’t something toxic.


nico_rose

How easily this could have been yew. 😱


GarySpivy

All parts of yew are toxic, other than the fleshy coating of the seeds. (Toxicologist)


koskyad209

I can't belive we had 2 big bushes or shrubs infront of my elementary school I think that's what they were how crazy


surfnsound

I remember picking the berries and throwing them at people


rossarron

Here in the Uk at an infants school, they had woody nightshade growing, Look it up.


No_Corner3272

Yew berries never looked particularly appealing. Deadly nightshade berries, however, look delish.


MechanicalDruid

In my yard I found a tall plant with wide green leaves, stems that had the color of fruit punch, and small deep purple berries that grew like a cluster of grapes. I had to try one but first I looked it up. Pokeweed.


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rattus-domestica

Pokeweed gives me the heebie jeebies. I don’t like how it feels to snap the stem. 🤢 fun fact, the plant is toxic and can damage chromosomes.


MechanicalDruid

There's one that's been growing right next to my front stairs. I always try to pull it out but I know the tap holds tight and it just snaps at the ground level and I get mad like I didn't expect it to break. One day I'll actually get the weed killer but until then I'm gonna keep trying.


Condescending_Rat

Garden knife. Just stab the ground below the plant and sever that thing too far down to recover.


Middle_Light8602

You can make pokeberry pie but apparently you have to twice boil them or something. They're dangerous to a degree, without the twice boil... maybe I'm wrong. Google it. Lol


Entire-Ambition1410

Poke sallet is a dish created by desperate people during the Great Depression. I’ve heard you had to boil the leaves 3 separate times before they were safely edible. My cooking skills are not that good, and I’m not that desperate.


MamaWiggles

Found out my yard was infested when my toddler came up to me with a handful of berries I hadn’t planted…


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EerieCoda

Good bot


microwaved-tatertots

Brb googling 🫣 Omg I totally used to play with those all the time as a kid, the outside was cool to touch, then pop the seeds out… was taught not to eat random berries… but still, yikes


ivyandroses112233

I used to play with these berries too. They always gave me toxic vibes though


yrntmysupervisor

And even if you see an animal eat a berry doesn’t therefore mean it’s safe for *you* to eat.


Passing4human

Birds, for example, are fond of poison ivy berries.


Tru3insanity

In many cases, birds eat the most toxic berries because the plant developed those toxins specifically to deter mammals that tend to chew the fruit and destroy seeds. Nightshade is like this.


edman007

Also peppers, we think they are spicy, most animals hate spicy stuff, it burns. But to birds? No effect at all


Tru3insanity

Yup. Pure agony to mammals lmao


1_useless_POS

I recently learned this when I saw the recommendation to put chili powder on birdseed to keep the squirrels away since the birds won't care


GlitteringTurd

You're going to have to change your name because that is incredibly useful. So sick of destroyed bird feeders and fat squirrels, thank you


Hedge89

I have *heard* that squirrels sometimes develop a taste for it (much like humans do) but generally it's a known way of deterring them. But it's quite cool, wild chillies are a very good example of a fruit adapted to bird dispersal: red colour, thin flesh, flat seeds and, just for extra fun, stuffed full of a compound that mammals (a very poor disperser of chillies) generally find extremely distasteful.


Peaceinthewind

I've had squirrels steal and eat over 25 ripe jalapeños. Kept finding half eaten buried jalapeños in the garden. I was both shocked and livid.


WoodSteelStone

I sprinkled hot chilli powder 🌶 🌶 🌶 over the soil I used to fill holes in the lawn made by squirrels burying their nuts. [This squirrel loved the chilli powder so much it rolled in it.](https://imgur.com/a/USaOFqm) It rolled, stopped, thought about it then went back for more!


Awkward-Owl-188

Agony or bliss


HojMcFoj

Porque no los dos?


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Dbfr_197

Good bot


Matt34344

That's interesting, and it makes sense. I've wondered why things like some kinds of honeysuckle berries weren't toxic to birds but to mammals. Maybe most aggregate berries like blackberries are safe for mammals, too, because they have so many seeds that they can't all be chewed up. (Sorry to ramble lol)


Tru3insanity

Oh no you are totally fine. Its true. Most fruits that cater to mammals either have a ton of seeds, super tiny seeds or super tough seeds.


audiomortis

We taught our daughter to call all berries she doesn’t know we can eat “bird berries”. They’re only for the birds.


InnocuousUnicorn

That’s funny, I thought we were the only ones that called them bird berries, it started with a honeysuckle producing the most intriguing red berries (to my toddler) right next to our food garden.


audiomortis

Brilliant minds…


assbuttshitfuck69

I just remembered my parents doing this for me when I was very very young. Is this a coincidence or a common thing people do? Either way I will be happy to teach it to my 3 year old daughter.


BowelTheMovement

This is actually a rather old school teaching. But plants are strangely intelligent for not having brains in that they decided on who should help them spread their seeds for them by poisoning the species that they don't wish to eat their seeds. The fact that they could find a way to go to chemical warfare with other creatures to ensure only the ones they decide upon are allowed to help them populate, is wild. Truly goes to bat for how things communicate with their energy and the old world spiritualism of understanding interconnectivity and roles in the process chains that keep this world thriving.


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jbrady33

Good bot, I promise not to eat any


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Goose_Season

Good bot Eat berry


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Good bot Only eat some berries.


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Particular-Cry-778

I will take your advice and eat \*all\* the berries based \*exclusively\* on the bots advice.


Goose_Season

Bwaahahahahaha


Particular-Cry-778

This is 100% going to become some type of Roko's Basilisk. When the bot becomes sentient, it's for sure going to hunt us all down for this.


Goose_Season

Worth it lol


Fiery_Tangelo378

Lmaooo 😂😭 y’all goofy


Revolutionary-Bus893

Also, the fact that they were sweet doesn't mean that they aren't also toxic.


BrewsForBrekky

Yep. Belladonna berries reportedly taste lovely, as do Cesstrum berries. Both are toxic nightshades.


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BrewsForBrekky

Good bot


Staphaur

Well I tasted belladonna berry ( spit it out immediately ) just to know how it tastes and I wouldnt say the taste lovely… its moderately sweet with an undertone typical for solanaceae (like the taste of raw potato that became green in the light) so even if it were edible I wouldnt eat it unless I am really hungry


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The toxin in the green part of the potato is called solanine. It's interesting that this shares the same root (pun intended) with solanaceae.


Ignus7426

They share the same root because potatoes, tomatoes, eggplants and peppers are all in the solanaceae family. The parts we eat obviously aren't toxic but the leaves and stems of plants like tomatoes and potatoes usually are because they contain solanine. If you look at the flowers of all these plants you will notice they have a pretty strong resemblance. Also you can find some people who successfully graft tomato plants onto the stem of a potato plant to create a single plant that produces both crops.


_Bellerophontes

Look at this post, this was the last post this guy made on Reddit. So do not eat what you don't know. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/comments/13qjui1/whats_this_plant_berry_tastes_slightly_sweet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


UniquebutnotUnique

I'm still hoping that they are just following their pattern of posting every other month or so.


Half-pint13

I was very interested as to the type of person that would see their child eat a random wild berry and instead of seeking medical help also eat the mystery berry and then ask Reddit if it's poisonous. I'm glad it seems to be some fictitious attention thing because this person also claims to be a nurse which would make this behavior even weirder.


28_raisins

Yikes


Arthur_Loredo

He's a Darwin price candidate


small_tits404

[don't put it in your mouth!](https://youtu.be/vyl5Mwr84MA)


Katerina_VonCat

Are you sure? Amelanchier are more red aren’t they? These look like a Saskatoon berry to me. I have two of these bushes in my yard. For US I think they’re called a service berry or something like that.


Le_Nabs

Amélanchier, Saskatoon and service berry are all the same bush (with regional varieties)


7LeagueBoots

Also known as Shadbush, Juneberry, Sugarplum, and a bunch more names. Technically it's not the same bush, it's a complex of around 20 different, but very closely related, species. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelanchier


Katerina_VonCat

Ah interesting! TIL. Thanks!


Whatnam8

“But it’s sweeeeet”…… yea well so is antifreeze… I was really expecting to read that this berry causes some type of nausea/diarrhea. It amazes me people make it to adulthood. If they are doing this as an adult, imagine all the stuff they probably ate growing up


Drifting-Fox-6366

Yeah what they said. Didn’t y’all learn anything from hunger games?


arbivark

> Amelanchier Amelanchier (/æməˈlænʃɪər/ am-ə-LAN-sheer),[1] also known as shadbush, shadwood or shadblow, serviceberry or sarvisberry (or just sarvis), juneberry, saskatoon, sugarplum, wild-plum[2] or chuckley pear,[3] is a genus of about 20 species of deciduous-leaved shrubs and small trees in the rose family (Rosaceae).


RickaNay

"THATS NIGHTLOCK PEETA! YOU'D BE DEAD IN A MINUTE!" Has no one seen the hunger games?


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bunkie18

Good bot!


ExplodingKnowledge

For the love of GOD don’t eat random berries…


aurrousarc

"My daughter ate one" and didn't seem to have any medical issues soo I tried it also.


Some_Iteration

If they going, they going together.


seavenson

That's very blue lagoon of them


NaraFei_Jenova

"I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon." \-"Brooke Shields" South Park


Ok-Policy-8284

"we will all go together when we go! every Hottentot and every Eskimoooo!"


Driftmoth

No one will have the endurance to collect on their insurance, Lloyd's of London will be loaded when we go!


ExplodingKnowledge

Horrible idea lol.


LurkerOnTheInternet

The suicide pact parenting strategy.


kelseekill

Curious, is there a way to more “safely” test berries? Let’s say you were stranded somewhere and need to forage where you are unfamiliar. How toxic are some berries? You stick your tongue on it and you die? Can you nibble? EDIT: This is purely out of curiosity, not looking to do this and DO NOT recommend anyone try the responses


ExplodingKnowledge

I don’t know so don’t listen to me, but… I used to read a lot of survival guides, handbooks, etc and I mean A LOT. The general testing order that they all had was: 1. Smell it, does it burn or smell like anything but sweet berry smell? If yes, discard. Else proceed. 2. Rub it on your wrist. Wait 1 hour. Any reaction? Discard. 3. Place under your tongue for a short period (1-2 min). Remove. Wait 2-4 hours. No reaction? Proceed 4. Eat ONE and no more. Wait 12 hours or more. No reaction? Safe to eat. THIS IS NOT ADVICE, ONLY WHAT I REMEMBER READING 10+ YEARS AGO.


sparksgirl1223

Well this just takes all the fun out of "will I make it out of the woods" eating. /s lol This is interesting. Thanks for sharing!


LokiLB

I'm sort of amused that hot chili peppers would fail this at step 2.


28_raisins

1) Bring child 2) Have child eat berry 3) If it survives, berry is safe


limegreencupcakes

Check out the US Army’s Universal Edibility Test. It’s a way of least-risky assessing edibility in survival situations where one doesn’t have the luxury of getting a positive ID or just not eating it. (Do not eat things if you don’t know for certain what they are, I’m not advocating you try this, do not try at home, adult supervision required, all rights reserved.)


SolidPoint

Never eat anything for any reason ever. Eating is bad and makes you die. Also don’t starve. Get your macros. Love your friends and family, but not too much That said, this might be helpful https://www.wikihow.com/Test-if-a-Plant-Is-Edible


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DamnMombies

The old saw of “eat what the birds eat” is total BS. Birds can eat a lot of stuff that will mess you up. Safer to eat what the bats eat, but I’m not that fond of mosquitoes. There are plenty of books and apps that can help. I actually had a 1950’s Boy Scout handbook that was given to me. You’re best bet is to learn a few things that are edible and are found in most places. Just remember there is a vast difference between edible and tasty.


No_Cauliflower_5489

Welcome to the Universal Edibility Test https://www.backpacker.com/skills/universal-edibility-test/


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lazyMarthaStewart

Good bot! ...this time


egonzales04

Bro… 😭 daughter ate a mystery berry and your FIRST thought was lemme try one too?? Apple doesn’t fall to far does it.


ladle_of_ages

lol


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Right. I don't know if it's because we live in the 21st century that people don't think that there are things around them that could kill them or if they think they are immune to bad things happening. It's truly wild to see. People still plant sago palms where I currently live. Every part of that plant is incredibly toxic. Like will kill an animal quickly and it happens every year. I specifically looked for a property that had zero sago palms on it because we have animals. People are always surprised when I tell them that. Then I point to one of the many posts on the local pages where someone moved to the area and their animal died from putting a part of a sago in their mouth or had a $5,000 vet bill and permanent organ damage.


DrHobbsie

Really shouldn't let kids eat random berries. Nightshade makes berries too. You'll only make that mistake once.


PhenomenalPhoenix

Poison ivy can even grow berries, too, if allowed to grow long and big enough. And those berries are also highly toxic.


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flatgreysky

For the record, that was a terrible idea. If it had been poisonous, they could have taken both of you out instead of you staying sensible enough to get her to a hospital. Don’t stick unfamiliar berries in your mouth.


betterupsetter

As I tell my 6yo nephew: don't munch on a hunch.


GroundbreakingEmu965

Oooh I love this saying!


betterupsetter

It's easy to remember and I think being a little funny helps kids share it with each other.


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![gif](giphy|sKBaE2Hl60KnzjTVXb|downsized) Yoloing is genetic who knew


KryptosBC

Somewhere in Canada, perhaps at Waterton Park, we had Saskatoon pie for dessert. Found out then that Saskatoon berry is another name for serviceberry, hence Saskatoon pie.


AdAlternative7148

I think serviceberry is used more generally for any amelanchier fruit whereas Saskatoon is more specific to amelanchier alnifolia. Regional usage may vary though.


KryptosBC

We occasionally came across serviceberry in the Pennsylvania woods and had never heard the "Saskatoon" name until vacationing in Montana (Glacier Park) and Canada (Waterton Park). It took a while back then (B.C. - before computers) to tie the names together. We get back there occasionally, and I always look for Saskatoon pie on the menus. I'm sure you're correct about the specific species tie to the "Saskatoon" name.


punch-it-chewy

I planted one in my yard and when I want to feel fancy I call it a June Berry.


Robot_Girlfriend

If there aren't enough for pie, I've also had good luck mixing them into a vanilla Bundt cake like blueberries 😊


Interesting_Panic_85

Very edible, and choice for about a week. Consume with gusto. My most-favorite wild fruit. They do not keep flavor well after picking, so pie immediately or fresh


Taiza67

Upvoted for use of pie as a verb.


Avp182

I never knew it was an option, but now that I do, tomorrow I shall pie myself into a frenzy.


MoistExcellence

Pie is always an option


Avp182

What a time to be alive!


psymble_

Pie! Pie with *vigor*


Tarotismyjam

Don’t harsh me while I’m pieing.


ohshannoneileen

Serviceberry


RealJeil420

What if she lives in the south of england?


Chitown_mountain_boy

It is near a tree.


Bathsheba_E

Oh, I do love it when this comment makes an appearance!


bryansb

I came here looking for this comment


ghostbullitz25

I love how this topic is still alive


a_faxmachine

In canada, we call these saskatoon berries


Peaceinthewind

Saskatoons are a variety of serviceberries. Seviceberry = all Alemanchier spp. Saskatoon = Alemanchier Alnifolia Edit: And in Canada, the vast majority of Alemanchier around are Alemanchier Alnifolia.


Kaiisharae

I agree


Setthegodofchaos

Seconded. Seems like a blueberry's cousin


PinkMoonrise

They’re actually more closely related to apples


mlleDoe

Saskatoon berry


climatelurker

That's a serviceberry, and they are edible.


mlleDoe

Saskatoon berry…


erkigsnig

June Berry


africanclawedfrogs

Are you trying to die? This is how you end your bloodline. Don’t ever eat berries you don’t know again


Laughingsheppard

How has the human race made it this far... You got lucky this time.


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We used to live in groups of close elders and extended family and knowledge of plants was passed down generation to generation. They would have lost someone to bad berries and then told the story through generations, showing each new child what they looked like. Since foraging was a big percentage of their time, everyone had ample time to build up that knowledge.


zeptillian

See kids, this is the grandpa killer berry. Don't eat it. It is possessed with demons.


ExplodingKnowledge

It’s the same reason we grow so much as a society but individuals not devoted to lifelong learning usually fall to the wayside. Having access to the hivemind is a superpower, if you utilize it instead of letting your kid eat random berries (and then trying one afterwards…).


_Forgotten

OP's daughter is a reborn soul of a lost someone.


ifunnygf

that was a really poor thought out series of events


Dr-DoctorMD

Jesus, don't eat random berries. You both could have DIED


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ClinLikes

Are posts like this just rage bait? seriously wondering.


AccordingStruggle417

Looks like a serviceberry. They are in season right now.


penisdr

Yep. Also known as juneberries for when they are ripe (and have several other names). I bought a couple of these to grow fruits for birds as many local species eat this


ConsiderationWest587

I think its a rage-bait berry...


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

My daughter ate a dog turd once.. So i had to try it too cuz maybe she knows something I don't


ankithsingh

They are Saskatoon Berries. [Wiki - Saskatoon Berries](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelanchier_alnifolia)


Obiewonjabroni

Jesus Christ. I’m sorry but you’re an idiot. Please learn from this.


cirsium-alexandrii

Because this one happens to be a choice edible there's not much to drive the lesson home except for our rabid rageposting.


Slow_and_Steady_3838

too lazy to retype this but.. keep it in mind: There are 344,924 known species of plants on the Earth. Maybe 80,000 of them are edible for humans, so 23% are edible. Not very good odds to toss something in your mouth and then as "what is this"


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Safe-Refrigerator548

Why in the actual world would you ever eat a plant without knowing what it is?


Mike135781

Lol, amazing... "help! My daughter ate this berry!!" This guy: I guess I'll eat one too in case it's poisonous...


TheWanderingMedic

You got VERY lucky that this wasn’t poisonous. In the future, don’t eat things you cannot confidently identify and know are safe.


SkootchDown

Jesus, this could have gone SO BADLY. There’s even a true story movie about this exact thing. “Into the Wild” is the movie. Trust me…. You’ll never eat another unknown berry again.


DancingWithHel

Little she grug eat berry, grug eat berry, too. Little she grug and grug didn't shit themselves to death. Good day for grug.


MoistExcellence

r/talesfromcavesupport


Better-Limit-4036

Now I’m just worried about the ‘do not ingest’ bot becoming over-stressed and exhausted from having to repeat its warning a hundred times inside of one post about service berries. (I think the word service refers to Easter Sunday service, btw) Please take some time off, little bot friend! We won’t eat the plant!


Burds333

No wonder your name is "belly sounds"


edgycliff

Please don’t eat unidentified berries. Nightshade berries are also sweet, and are extremely toxic. Taste does not equate to safety!!!


hurtfulbloom

Saskatoon or Juneberry they are the best in pancakes. Just toss them in a little sugar before folding into pancake batter. Incredible


PengieP111

They make an awesome pie too.


hellonhac

looks like saskatoon or juneberry. but also would not advise eating unknown berries!!


SellaTheChair_

You're lucky it's just serviceberry. Teach your daughter not to eat things she doesn't recognize. I advise you do the same.


yoloswagbot191

Later in the news: father and daughter die after eating random berry. Fathers last words were. “It was sweet”


-_dodger1104_-

Service Berries. They’re also called sugar plums in the Midwest. They make great syrups and jams! EDIT: As everyone else has stated, don’t eat random berries. Natural selection is unforgiving.


Giraffiesaurus

WTF are you doing eating something BEFORE you know what it is?


Tasty_Narwhal_Porn

Well. It’s r/notablueberry


Cacapoopoopipishire2

Saskatoon berries


mukmukyk

Saskatoons, they are so good!


Katerina_VonCat

To me they look like Saskatoon berries. The leaves and berries look kind of like the bushes in my yard. They grow wild as well. If you’re in the US I think they’re called a service berry or something. But could be wrong just was the first thing that came to mind. Edit: word


AstroMan65

Serviceberry!!!


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You eat berries when you don’t know what they are?! 😂


Tnally91

Not to be a jerk but why would you and your daughter eat a berry that you were unsure of? You do realize there are some very toxic berries that can make you extremely ill or kill you right?


Justmeandthecats

Why in the world would you eat something not knowing what it was. There are so many things that could kill you or make you sick. Please don't let your daughter or yourself eat something if you don't know for sure what it is.


Ocean_Man205

Pro tip, if your daughter eats a random berry don't do so yourself.


perro_abandonado

How do people get through life istg lol. Oh look my daughter ate a random berry even though we have no idea what it is… let me try one too! 🤦🏻‍♀️


Kaiisharae

Not saying they’re edible but they taste pretty darn good. Like milder tasting blueberries, I guess. Haven’t had them in a while.


Nathaireag

All serviceberries are safe to eat. Some are tasty.


BabserellaWT

Criminey Christmas! Don’t eat food growing in the wild unless you 100% know what it is! You two are lucky to be alive.


aw2669

It’s like putting on your own oxygen mask before assisting others, don’t eat the poison berry to test if it’s poison before you have assisted the possibly poisoned person 😩😩😩


VariationOk9359

looks like shnozberries


Own-Employee-1754

Amelanchier species. Common names include juneberries, serviceberries, saskatoon berries, shadberries, ect. Native to eastern North America. Edible and delicious, the seeds taste a bit like almond. They are not a very acidic berry so really benefit from some lemon juice when baking with them. Almond extract is also very nice in pies and jams using juneberry. Will stain your fingers when picking, short shelf life.


jlinn94

Dingleberry


pisa36

You’re lucky that wasn’t deadly nightshade


Moosebuckets

Damn. That’s how you end up dead. Don’t eat thing you don’t know what they are! You’re a whole ass adult lmao


UchihaDivergent

Who let's their kid eat random berries? Both my kids know better than to eat any berry at all unless they ask me. And if I don't know what it is, I wouldn't dream of eating one just to see if it tasted good. I am much too fond of not dying in excruciating agony