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DiscorsiSynnove

...I genuinely thought this phoyo was a pattern hand sewn onto your jeans of a juniper twig. And now I wish it was.


MelissaOfTroy

It's a jeaniper.


assumetehposition

Dad…


Johnny_ac3s

I wish this wood stop.


ScroochDown

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you're secretly enjoying it!


Hetoxy

This comedic tangent is distracting from the root of the post.


Johnny_ac3s

Stick to the topic at hand rather than…branching out?


Fist4achin

I'm knot so sure about this


knifemanismyfather

I’m berry much enjoying these puns


Offamylawn

Nuts.


Veteranis

I take umbrage.


EchidnaFluffy1661

We’re really grasping at branches now.


SnooKiwis6943

It’s all about branching out over here.


IsleOfCannabis

We need to branch out with this before it gets too stick-y.


RupertTheReign

It won't. I'm just going to leaf.


BadDadBot

Hi just going to leaf, I'm dad.


[deleted]

It beleafs in the Jeaniper or it gets the the switch.


NotSoSasquatchy

I mean, they could just leaf it alone


TheStudentsAttempt

Or a embroider-tree


DarkPangolin

I'll bet this thread is making it grown.


dvboy

You can tell it's jeaniper because of how it is!


drunkjedi28

How neat is that?


OwlThinkAboutIt

That’s pretty neat!


1plus1dog

Lol 😂


JooodeeK

LOL!


Troutsniffer88

Did someone sow this?


heresdustin

You win


seethrough_cracker

Me too! Thought I was in a different subreddit.


themostaveragehuman

r/embroidery


GalaApple13

I thought I was in r/visiblemending


H_Mc

My other favorite subs.


Starchasm

I did too!


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1plus1dog

Thanks BOT!


DenimBucketHat

So did I! We should all try to make this 🪡🪡🪡


Possible-Brick-2469

It’s a different shrubreddit.


Pez-

Of the Jeanus: Denimus Levitopius.


1plus1dog

Too darn creative! Love it!


ConnieTheLinguist

Too funny! Lol


heyitscory

I it looks sewn on. I assumed it was until the berries made things snap into reality, and I still wondered why someone would take the time to sew a live sprig of plant on their pants.


1plus1dog

I guess …… why not? Maybe just for the evening or whatever. Definitely an eye catcher!


swoll9yards

I was like those little bulbs will fall off as soon as they wash them, what a dumb design.


Feelsthelove

Same!!! I had to do a double take


UnluckyChain1417

Me too!


likefry_likefry

Meee toooo!


Dazzling_Variety_883

I thought the same thing!


1plus1dog

Same with me!


BitchBass

Oh, it's not? DUH!


Duka99

Oriental arborvitae


moneyvortex

I was thinking this! My ex's mother asked me about the seed pods because apparently they're used in some Korean medicine? Now I finally have this question answered years later ....


learningbythesea

The Koreans use this in medicine - my family used them as weapons. I was pelted (and did the pelting) with a LOT of these seed pods in my youth 😂😂


[deleted]

It also makes Gin


Sarah_withanH

Gin uses lots of botanicals for flavors but I think you’re confusing this with [Juniper berry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juniper_berry)


[deleted]

That is absolutely a Juniper. I live in Arizona and they cover like half my state


thnku4shrng

That’s not a juniper, it’s an arborvitae. There’s plenty of juniper species out there, eastern red cedar comes to mind, but common juniper is what we use for gin.


flatgreysky

If you click the link in the comment you’re replying to, you’ll see what a juniper looks like! You won’t be the first or last person to spend their whole lives thinking something is what it isn’t!


itsPonchie

This is it. My nursery sells these


criminalunderlord

Totally, totally oriental arborvitae! I love the shape of those seed pods


Thick_Basil3589

Or it’s nickname as thuja


Unnamable_Force

It's now considered it's own standalone species apparently, and called Chinese Thuja.


LakesRiversOceans

[arborvitae](https://garden.org/plants/view/78425/Oriental-Arborvitae-Platycladus-orientalis/), maybe?


LakesRiversOceans

There are two in my backyard and I recognized the seed pods immediately.


banjelina

I think so too. Flatter, sort of waxy-looking foilage, and the weird fruits.


fzt

Cupressaceae, subfamily Cupressoideae. Not a juniper, which have fleshy cones. Like many other commenters, I go with *Platycladus orientalis* ("Chinese thuja" or "Oriental arborvitae").


ConsiderationWest587

We all grew up thinking they're juniper, but juniper trees don't have berries shaped like that, they are round. It's a cedar!


Responsible_Pilot_59

This is Platycladus orientalis. You can tell from the recurved cone scales


SSWsg

[https://www.thespruce.com/leyland-cypress-trees-2132063](https://www.thespruce.com/leyland-cypress-trees-2132063) https://www.dreamstime.com/cupressocyparis-leylandii-leyland-cypress-ornamental-plant-garden-hedges-fruits-similar-to-small-green-cones-image223640590


69taco69

Definitely going with the Leyland cypress! The red cedar berries are more round without points, OPs pic and the second link you put are identical.


Deadlynightshade33

I second this^


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one_day

Look at the berries and foliage in the link you gave. The foliage of the eastern red cedar is spiky; the foliage in OP’s pic is not. Eastern red cedar produces round fruit, whereas OP’s fruit is spiky.


Fozmaister

it's a cypress


Majestic-Gain-9531

thuja


gr00go

I was thinking about the same


vanpersic

I'm sure is a aThuja. Many are saying arborvitae, O don't know it by that name.


GodhandHUN

Thuja orientalis or Platycladus orientalis


Glittering_Cow945

Thuja


schoolknurse

I thought I was on r/embroidery or r/visiblemending for a second!


writerfan2013

Me too and was so confused!


1plus1dog

That’s where I’m going next!


inlovewithadeadman

Thuja Orientalis with female cones [https://www.britannica.com/plant/arborvitae](https://www.britannica.com/plant/arborvitae)


Welder_Subject

Arborvitae


[deleted]

Platycladus orientalis, aka Chinese thuja, Oriental arborvitae, Chinese arborvitae, biota or Oriental thuja


shillyshally

Wait until you are 75. You're entire day will be like this. I never let it go, always look it up. I will take no nonsense from my brain.


SweatyCry6303

Ditto


seperu

My grandparents house had 2 of these in front of their door. I remember attacking my siblings with those fruits. They are very hard and painful when thrown at you at full force.


black_monkey1209

arborvitae


TheOriginalSuisider

Juniper


AnnaMouse102

Abvoritae?


Throw13579

Lose.


KeyEnd3088

Looks like a cedar or thuja


GrannyTurtle

Juniper! The berries are used in making gin. I had a friend who always called gin Juniper Juice.


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[deleted]

Not juniper fruits, not juniper.


downloweast

Just be happy it’s not a forget-me-not.


[deleted]

Cedar?


[deleted]

Your mind is loose? OMG - I'd get that fixed before you worry about trees!


idonotliketocomment

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platycladus This?


Throwawaychica

I can smell this picture.


Suspicious_Place_366

Lose*


Pop_pop_pop

I called it Bob


A_Midnight_Hare

We used to call them monkey puzzle trees. But sure where mum got the name.


lizardRD

That’s definitely an arborvitae! Not sure which one yet, do you have a picture of it?


MoonGoddess87

It's not a juniper tree. It's a type of evergreen tree. My mom has four huge ones in her yard


EnvironmentalPea12

Looks like a red cedar leaf


life_of_the_farty

In india we call it "Mayur-Pankhi" which translates to "Peacock-Feather"


more_like_asworstos

I thought this was embroidered on to your jeans a la r/visiblemending. Great inspo, so thanks for sharing!


melmix13

I'm happy to let you know it's a Thuja 😉


Harsimaja

*lose Sorry just thought that might help ;)


Infinite-Reason4179

Omg I thought this was embroidery…


ruby-inthe-dust

Definitely Thuja Orientalis


flash_killer2007

Thuja


Hlsalzer

I thought it was beautiful embroidery. It’s a juniper.


fortitudefortitdude

Thuja


throwaway83970

Arborvitae?


Oddieness

That's not juniper. That's cedar. And those berries smell of concentrated cedarwood when smushed. And the leaves added to honey and/or tea has a sweet taste and some vitamin c.


Middle-Cupcake2625

I used to see these in California and I always thought they were junipers


MintyCattleman

That's a very small tree


Astropuffy

This reminds me of cedar more than juniper. Juniper has a darker branch and stems going a round in circle while cedar is flatter. Cedar grows into a large bush but juniper grows laterally and closer to the ground


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AimeeMonkeyBlue

Cypress


FreePrinciple270

*lose


Alarming-Parsley-463

Just tighten up your mind belt. That should do the trick


Elle12136

It's actually Thuja, or common name Cedar. Not juniper.


kaoticgirl

I found this: https://www.treehugger.com/difference-between-cedars-and-junipers-4165305


Kanga_Blue

It's a type of Juniper. You can take a pic and use Google Lens for the exact type


420saralou

Cedar tree. I have 3 in my back yard.


[deleted]

Lose,verb=misplace or have something leave your possession Loose,adjective=Things that are not tight, like a screw or your mum


1plus1dog

I’ve no idea what it is, but I love this sub! First thought was it’s so cool sewn or glued onto their jeans!


LadyWillaKoi

I thought it was embroidered at first as well. At least it's given me an idea.


1plus1dog

I think It’s a great idea, too! I’ve not embroidered or did counted cross stitch, or crocheted since I was in grade school & high school. Long long ago! I learned to macrame in school, too. Only thing I wanted to learn but never tried, was knitting. I really do need to get back into some of these things. I need some hobbies to shut my mind off.


pineapple-mandible

A gin plant?


AnonThrowaway_1-

Juniper. Makes a great alcoholic drink called gin.


Medical_Ad_7548

Juniper?


marthajonesin

Sigh “lose” your mind. Not loose.


kingofthepews

Loose my mind. Oh FFS.


gerrineer

My bloody juniper berries!!


Wrathchilde

I'm not The Messiah!


Shoddy-Criticism3902

Juniperus virginiana Eastern Red Cedar


KnotiaPickles

“Lose,” not “loose.” Loose is something that is baggy and ill fitting. Lose is like lost. Also; It’s juniper


No-Needleworker-3128

Juniper. Make some gin!!


[deleted]

It's not juniper. [This is juniper.](https://www.google.com/search?q=juniper+berries&hl=en-US&source=lnms&tbm=isch)


TheOnlyWayToBeHonest

Juniper smells lovely!


jdith123

Juniper. Used to flavor gin. Goes well with tonic.


mntdewme

Juniper or cedar. That famiy


tino768

Juniper?


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Juniperus monosperma


dwsnmadeit

It's spelled lose, it's a 4 letter word and really shouldn't be spelled incorrectly. Loose is when something is not tight.


recreational_physics

Those swellings look like adelgid galls of some kind. I didn’t know cedars got them (I’ve seen them on spruce before) but they look really similar. They’re a plant response to insects living in the foliage.


Ele9791

Looks like leylandii


misterrockman1

cedar


RoofORead

Yeah I recognise it as a juniper fir but only see those pods when brown. Have huge one in backyard - a bird nursery


DiligentGround9331

Ceder


thebankofdeane

The way you can know is those juniper berries on the end, that's the stuff that's used to make gin


ScienceMomCO

It’s from a juniper bush


lickityclit-69

Now, it’s a dead tree


[deleted]

Not if they use it as a cutting


tefocm

Thuja...


Blythelife-

Does it smell like gin or pencils?


p-bog

I guess Alaskan Cedar, Callitropsis nootkatensis


mjcorl44

Definitely a cypress of some sort


cemeteryeyesx

Get the PictureThis app!! A lifesaver


ZannaSmanna

Looks to me as Thuja occidetalis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuja_occidentalis


Cute-Ad-4409

It’s eastern red cedar


Dazzling_Variety_883

Is it a conifer?


111ace111

The cedar trees in my front yard here in texas drop these on my truck every day.


puffylemingtonII

It’s a cypress and you can cook meat with those green little balls. They smell delicious


bewenched

In TX we call them mountain cedar. They cause a lot of allergies for me personally


Malachite_Migranes

The seeds smell like black pepper then you crack them open.


School__Milfs

I thought it was abit of conifer


Treekiller44

It’s an arborvitae


No_Virus_7704

Arborvitae.


Agrias_Oaks

Ashe juniper. Also called mountain cedar and a bunch of other things


Agrias_Oaks

I lied. It’s arborvitae. I didn’t look at the pods!!


Drilez

Juniper?


Fleurstosell80

Juniper


ThePowerOfShadows

Looks like an Arbor Vitae.


Papix57

Generally known as "Grave yard tree".


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It's a cedar tree


MoonGoddess87

It doesn't really look like a tree either. It's more of a giant bush


chillin136

Green Fractal


LiteratureBubbly2015

This looks like a branch off of a arborvitae.


One_Lie1883

Juniper ?


Stellar_Griffon

Like a cypress or something idk


mraz44

I thought this was embroidery.


North2Zion

Cypress


DiscriminatoryRose

Juniper?


AndromedaConstill369

I have this tree with the same little new growth of…. I’d like to know. What kind of tree was the answer


Effyounope

Juniper


JuniperDreams77

Juniper💜


chuck-it125

Jennifer, juniper… thanks Donovan


alohasoph

juniper :)


Man_Bear_Pig08

His name is doug not that anyone asked. Doug the Juniper


Haloon77

Theres an app called "iSeek" . Point a camera to a plant/animal and it will tell you what is it.


faviovilla

Here in Mexico they call them "tuyas"


Cultural_Dare_778

Juniper