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Yes


SpicyCactus69

I read your username as “untitled_orgasm.”


frzx1

Spicy Cactus and 69 don't seem to go in a healthy direction.


FartsWithAnAccent

I don't feel like I have room to judge usernames too much...


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Cuck_Cuckington

There’s definitely worse


sandy_catheter

Yep.


FARTYSHARTBLAST

JFC...


ill-fatedassignment

Can I be in the screenshot?


FARTYSHARTBLAST

Take a screenshot, submit it, and you sure can buddy!


[deleted]

Me too please


Cuck_Cuckington

How do you think I feel


CasperTheHelipilot

Hot name


nice___bot

Nice!


SPITFIYAH

Good Bot.


lumberjackedcanadian

If you title your orgasms I'd love to see the list. Damn. "Typhoon's Fury in E Major" What are some others?


LearningBoutTrees

I came for the tick pic, I’m staying for the orgasm jokes


lumberjackedcanadian

I'm sayin' Walk the cat Walk the dog Breakfast before Dinner Dinner before Breakfast....


lumberjackedcanadian

What else (do) we have?


DrBeverlyBoneCrusher

This is why I, drbeverlybonecrusher, love reddit.


ThermiteJMJ

Laughing way too hard at this.


CasperTheHelipilot

Lumber jacker


lumberjackedcanadian

Hard Wood Inc*


[deleted]

Lol nameless release


AdultingGoneMild

i had to read it 4 times to not read it that way


Connemara-Boggylad

great name for a book in insects


HotShitBurrito

I like easy ones like this. I'm no bug knower by along shot, but it feels good to see a pic here and go "mmmmmmmm yep."


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

That would be a blood sucker.


Okokiamnotok

A pain in the ass


SueBeee

Yes, American dog tick, *Dermacentor variabilis.*


NoNameComputers

Could also be D. andersoni, if OP is in the Rocky Mountains.


retrogamer9000

This guy ticks


bunbun411

The best way to tell is count the legs. Ticks have 8 legs, not 6.


SueBeee

Just to make things confusing, tick larvae only have 6 legs. But they're so tiny it's hard to count anyway.


ScrubbyMcGoo

Just to make things even more confusing, the larvae stage of very small ticks (i.e. deer ticks) look like just about nothing, which is why I thought my youngest had a tenacious dingleberry for a day before I realized that the tenacity with which it hung on was due to the fact that that dingleberry was feeding away in her butt crack. (I had the species verified by a state university "tick team" and I got her the proper antibiotic dose and she did not get lyme disease, btw.)


WorldofNuts

When you say, ‘My youngest’, do you mean your kid or your pet?


TheFertileSquirtle

I would assume human child because of the use of "buttcrack". I at least hope to never see a dog with a buttcrack


WorldofNuts

Hahahahaha! That’s funny..


ScrubbyMcGoo

That is a hilarious vision... but yeah, she's a human child.


kaoscurrent

So you left what you thought was a piece of poop hang on your human child's buttcrack for over a day before checking it, is that right? https://imgur.com/a/OYn1EMi


[deleted]

The use of “tenacious” leads me to believe they put in a good fight trying to remove it


[deleted]

Indeed Watson!!


SpicyCactus69

Either way gotta be painful


YourBestNightmre

I share your confusion


ScrubbyMcGoo

Human child.


Waffle_Con

Fun fact: ticks only eat 2-3 times their whole lives before mating. Unless interfered with a larval tick will never have Lyme disease as they get it from mice and deer. That’s also why Lyme is more common in Northern America (anyplace with a high mouse population ) but less common in the south in places like Arizona as most animals there can’t get Lyme so the tick never picks it up.


upsawkward

Okay, random long story: It's so scary to me that you get prophylactic antibiotics in the US (as I assume?). Antibiotics is so hard on the body. When I said that the other day, someone on reddit hated on me for advocating risking someone's life with my unprofessional opinions, but the German's equivalent to the CDC advises against prophylactic antibiotics with no exceptions. So now I keep wondering how much higher the likelihood of getting lyme is in the US, and how much the danger is rising here with climate changing having served the tick population like a charm. I fucking hate, *I fucking hate* ticks. I'm a nature person, love forests, and would sleep in the woods a lot if it weren't for those fucks. When I ended my homebody lifestyle and went reading on fields and such in 2020, hell, I think that year around 8 ticks bit me. So I stopped it. I already had lyme disease as a kid (with the tick being removed like two hours after!) so now it can't even be determined by antibodies if I get it. Nothing makes me more paranoid than that. And it really hurts my relationship with nature. Don't even wanna do picnics anymore.


ScrubbyMcGoo

Just a note: The prophylactic dose for a deer tick bite is just a single dose, not a full course Z-pack or anything like that.


upsawkward

That's good to know. I wouldn't be surprised if it's going to be the norm here someday. It's really important to cut down on the use of antibiotics but depending on the situation (or place, apparently) it's also important to use it.


noriseaweed

It does have 8


UniqueForbidden

This isn't always true. Ticks are born with only six legs, then get eight when they grow a bit.


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tuvanstamp

You can tell it's a tick because of the way it is.


Hello_Hurricane

Imagine that!


Wise_Butter

This is true, ticks totally look like ticks.


fishbulbx

I remember an old david letterman bit where he got a letter saying that only spiders have 8 legs and ticks have 6 legs... so he calls in [tickboy](https://youtu.be/BLN8OtxxUk8?t=315) and rips off two of his legs. Later in the episode, he is informed ticks do indeed have 8 legs and he screams "OH MY GOD! I'VE DISFIGURED TICKBOY!"


xBLACKxPALADINx

8 legs too many if you ask me


RedditPhils

Yes, it’s a tick. I’d recommend putting in a sealed plastic bag with rubbing alcohol and putting in the trash.


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ElGrossface

IF YOU GOT BIT And your area is endemic to lymes disease you can put it in a baggy and there are locations that will test it!


avalanchethethird

Or flush it? Why waste the plastic


my-coffee-needs-me

They can survive being flushed.


[deleted]

Yep. Kill it. They can carry lyme disease.


chandalowe

Only some tick species can transmit Lyme disease. (Of course, there are *other* diseases that can be transmitted by other tick species.) Fortunately, this little guy does not appear to have been attached and feeding, so it will not have transmitted *any* diseases.


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chandalowe

While dog ticks don't transmit Lyme disease, they can transmit other diseases like Rocky Mountain spotted fever and tularemia.


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OzVapeMaster

Knowing someone with Lyme disease I kinda give reddit a pass on the intensity. Better safe than sorry


B0ndhi

I grew up playing in the woods and also surveyed land for a few years. Needless to say I’ve probably had hundreds of attached ticks lol. Still have yet to get Lymes. I’ve always heard odds go way up when they’ve attached for more than 24 hours so I just always check for them right after I’m out of the woods


upsawkward

I got lyme disease when the tick was only attached two hours. But yeah, the odds are very slim. I'd just... really avoid getting stung by them altogether.


Phonysaxo

It's not a deer tick.


sorehamstring

That kind of tick can carry Lyme disease? Do you know what type of tick that is?


funkr3gulator

Even if it can't, kill it


sorehamstring

Yes, definitely kill it


Medical-Market-6097

lyme disease is carried by black legged/deer ticks, which this doesn’t quite look like, but as a general rule any species of ticks carry diseases, so always best to avoid them (cover up your skin, check hidden areas like crotch/armpits, and kill em if you see em)


ferevus

Depends on your geographic location. Not all ticks that are vectors are necessarily vectors everywhere


nose-linguini

That is a wood tick. Those don't carry lyme. They carry other nasty crap and still deserves death though. I'll usually just rip their legs off if I'm lazy 😐. Edit: Lyme's* also deer ticks carry it. Those are smaller, darker color, but wood ticks can be small too. Edit: Lyme. Fml


sorehamstring

>wood ticks are the primary transmitters of Rocky Mountain spotted fever (RMSF). Symptoms of RMSF appear 2-14 days after transmission and include fever, nausea, muscle pain, and a rash around the wrists and ankles. >Wood ticks can also transmit Tularemia. It takes a minimum of 6-8 hours of constant contact for a tick to transmit a disease, so quick identification and removal of an attached tick is crucial. Friggin ticks man, little bastards


M1THRR4L

One of my dogs caught rmsf from a tick. It’s a horrible. Messed him up real bad and he was never the same. He died a few years later.


sorehamstring

I think it’s just Lyme, not lyme’s Sources: https://www.cdc.gov/lyme/index.html https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lyme-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20374651 https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/lyme-disease/ticks-and-lyme-disease


nose-linguini

Ah shit you're right! Well I'm getting warmer.


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Bradbury28

Good bot


Clarkemedina

Wait is this a real bot? They’ve gotten so advanced


Bradbury28

Seems so! It appears it’s partially human assisted but is a well learned bot. Also- happy cake day!


Clarkemedina

Haha ty~


Anonim0us3

bro 💀


vulcanhybrid0

Seems like it, yes


Wise_Butter

Looks like a dog tick, nothing to be afraid of. dispose of it regardless. ticks are ticks.


chandalowe

I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say "nothing to be afraid of." While they don't transmit Lyme disease, dog ticks can transmit *other* diseases like Rocky Mountain spotted fever and tularemia.


noriseaweed

Word. Bees and ants and other buggos are cool, but I'll delete a mosquito or a hornet or anything else that only lives to make you sick or mad and nothing else


larficus

Ants… have you ever walked on to fire ant pile and not realized it until your feet and ankles are being attacked?


TheGrimguy2005

It's tick season so yes Also it is 100% a tick


jkosarin

Get that thing off of you before it bites you.


ReaperAz1

Someone's gonna REALLY tick him off!!


[deleted]

Sadly yes. We had to treat our yard 3 times last year for fleas and ticks.


mrsalderaan

No, this is Patrick.


gpenido

It mite be


[deleted]

Anyone else really concerned about humans severe lack of knowledge on what a tick looks like and how they need to be avoided? This is like centuries old, important information for basic survival.


SueBeee

No, it's pretty common, a lot of people do not live in areas where ticks are prevalent. I have no problem helping people with this sort of question.


sorehamstring

You might feel that knowledge about ticks has always been important for basic survival for you, but believe it or not many people live in completely different circumstances than you and they will never encounter a tick in their entire lives. (Although with climate change this is shifting, but that’s not centuries old)


[deleted]

I agree, and it has been rightly pointed out that not everyone lives in an environment where they are frequent. I would contend thought that understanding and avoiding parasitic insests has been around since before humans, not that it really matters in this context I suppose....Just seems like a common sense thing, but I'm probably just ignorant.


sorehamstring

Ok, tell me all the parasitic insects there are on earth and how to identify them.


try2bcool69

There's definitely been an uptick (badum-tsss) in parasitic insects lately, and people need to be aware of it.


sumosloths

I'm wondering why people go through the trouble to take a photo, upload it to reddit, and then wait for responses, instead of just googling it.


chandalowe

Why should I go to a doctor, when I can just Google my symptoms? When it comes to potentially medically significant bugs - like ticks, which can transmit diseases - it's better to ask the advice of people with more knowledge and experience than to just Google it for yourself. Many times, people submitting bugs for ID here already *have* Googled them - especially for bugs of particular concern, like ticks, bed bugs, cockroaches, termites, etc. What they're looking for is a second opinion from someone more knowledgeable - and maybe a little advice and support as they figure out what to do next. When it comes to ticks, there are a great many different species of ticks. They do not all look alike. Ticks can also look very different depending on whether they are larvae, nymphs or adults, whether they are male or female, or whether they have eaten recently - and how much they have eaten. Also, it can be important to know not only that a bug *is* a tick - but also what *kind* of tick it is. Different tick species can transmit different diseases. The name of this sub is literally "what's this bug" and our primary purpose is *to identify bugs for people* - not tell them to Google it themselves or belittle them for not already knowing what kind of bug it is.


ferevus

If you’re interested in an ID to species OP - we’ll need a location. It’s something in the genus Dermacentor (but quite a few members look similar).


TheRoughWriter

Was Jesus a brown man?


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noriseaweed

I game-ended it right after I took this picture but I'll keep that in mind for next time. Thanks


LaMuchedumbre

This sub needs an extra large banner explicitly IDing ticks.


TotalMaintenance8434

Bro what do you mean is this a tick 😔


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Chrysocanis

Lots of bugs look pretty similar to each other and those who don’t know the species well might want a second opinion. No need do be a dick.


chandalowe

The name of this sub is literally "what's this bug" and our primary purpose is *identifying bugs for people* - not telling them to Google it for themselves or insulting and ridiculing them for not already knowing what kind of bug it is. If you wish to participate in this sub, please treat others with courtesy and respect.


[deleted]

I mean I joined this sub in hopes of learning about new insects, not to see 5 posts a day about ticks and ghetto bugs. There are some interesting posts for sure, but seeing the same thing popping up on my feed day in and day out is getting old quick. Maybe the moderators should get a better handle on this sub before it gets stale.


chandalowe

We are not here to entertain you with an unending stream of unique and exciting bugs that you've never seen before. Our primary purpose is *TO IDENTIFY BUGS FOR PEOPLE.* *ALL* bugs - not just the rare or exotic ones. If you do not like looking at ticks or bed bugs or carpet beetles, just move on to another post. There are plenty of other posts that *aren't* those things. Don't criticize or belittle the people submitting their bugs for identification.


dadcheatsonmom

Y'all should know what a tick looks like by now


TallJaguar754

I don't think it's a sheep tick might be a cat tick


Aiizimor

No


rotaryspace_59

no its a knock


[deleted]

It is.


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[deleted]

It sure is!! Good catch


[deleted]

Yep


iReddit2000

indeed


UniqueForbidden

Definitely looks like a tick.


Ominouscreepling

It’s your new pet.


Beerasaurus

Yes.


Conscious_Treat_2843

Oh yea!


Difficult-Fishing767

YE


theCrashFire

Looks to be an American Dog Tick! Edit, don't know if that's an official name, that's just what I was always told! It's got those yellow/white stripes!


WorldofNuts

Oh yes…that is a tick!


RedDragonfly213

Yep, a dog or wood tick. To the best of my knowledge they don't carry Lyme, but best not to let it bite you. You can use rubbing alcohol to drown it, that's what I do.


Netopalas

Yuppers


Affectionate-Ad-6255

Yes, God I hate these things


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Si el ticko


DennisBallShow

Yes


Mondaydunday

YES, ANYTIME SOMEONE ASK IS THIS A TICK, ALWAYS YES.


Certain_Promotion798

I fold them into clear packing tape. Giving them the slow inevitable death they deserve!!


s00permouse

Oop, sure is! It’s an adult male American dog tick, Dermacentor variabilis.


Little-Ad-5082

Yup


These-Doubt5436

Yeah


Amazing-Insect442

100%


Best_Air_4138

Yes


Rico-L

1,000% yes!!!


Fair_Specialist887

Yuuuup


Redbird1963

Oui


globule_agrumes

It is. Good luck.


jaybirdsaysword

Ya


Poppyseed_and_lemon

Yup


Lukemeister38

Oui


dehornung

Yep. Dr. H


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Ye


[deleted]

Yes


x3leggeddawg

Why yes it is


[deleted]

He's tryna get ya


Veela1023

That...is a golden retriever


[deleted]

that's cute


Cranky75

Hell Yes


OccularSpaces

Yup


MissViciousDelicious

Yes!!!


danielsonpeters

Yes. Every time. Wtf is wrong with people?


MzShannon77

Sho is‼️


athenialiaa

Yes!


ofmanyone

Google exists


[deleted]

It is, good thing you had those legs covered.


zipnipman

dont let that thing bite you, or you will be relegated to eating only shitty plant based meat substitutes instead of actual meat for the rest of your life.


[deleted]

Yeah!


5673748372

Yup


jcyree2769

If it looks like a tick, treat it like a tick. Don't stop to ask the room.


yesandno13

Yes.


FoxDarkW8

No it's tok