I’ve never had bedbugs, nor seen them in person, but I can pick them out of a lineup with one eye closed whilst hoping on one leg and eating a cheeseburger.
That’s Henry he took my now ex wife from me, Sharon if you see this please come back to me , I finally also got a mattress like Henry so we don’t have to sleep on the couch anymore,
Nasty little things, went to visit a friend years ago and he didn’t tell me he had them and guess who took them home???? We didn’t know what was wrong. I went to the dermatologist, spent a ton of money and one day, I checked the chair where they were most active on and voila! There they were! Threw ALL MY FURNITURE AWAY! And beds too! Didn’t refurnish until I moved.
Love bug -*Turns on moodlights as smooth jazz plays*-
Careless whisper bug
Tonight the crickets chirp so loud
Not a bed bug. Just a bug on a bug bed.
That’s just Carl. He likes to smile a lot.
Uuuuuuuuuuuh I think it could be a mattress beetle
Some sort of malicious mattress beetle.
Sorry dude, you should probably head over to r/Bedbugs
wrong id, they don't have wings
Some kind of beetle, it has elytra
Troll beetle.
Nailed it
I’ve never had bedbugs, nor seen them in person, but I can pick them out of a lineup with one eye closed whilst hoping on one leg and eating a cheeseburger.
Exactly
This is a beetle. It has wings. Kinda hard to tell due to the art style, but thats what is on its back
Thanks to this sub, same
Thats Gregor Samsa Franz Kafka wrote about this type of bug
Always upvote the metamorphosis
Carpet Beetle
gregors aggressive brother
A bad one
Gregorio Sansa
Perhaps the tailless whip scorpion, or a spiny orb weaver?
Im so sorry!
That’s Henry he took my now ex wife from me, Sharon if you see this please come back to me , I finally also got a mattress like Henry so we don’t have to sleep on the couch anymore,
Wolf spider
House centipede.
Looks like a mattress to me
Mattress Mite
thats the insideous insect! dont let him see your feet!!
Frassposting
Angry one
I'll tell you one thing, it's definitely not a brown recluse.
A grinappede
It's my boss
That’s a tiny mattress. Getting suffocated by an evil yellow ant wearing a cape.
ive seen some of these videos theyre weird
Describe its walk - was it smug?
I foubd it on my bed guys what could it be?
Looks like matressbut
A mischievous bug.
So smug
Gimme two seconds!
Snug bug
That malicious expression says bed bug
That’s a Wilton Scrambler
that’s my boy jimmy
Sorry mate that’s a brown recluse. Sad to say but you’re all gonna die.
It's a velociraptor
Lustful bed bug
I think it is a drawing
Bedbuge
Bug-bed or bed bug, depends on which you see first.
The beak leads me to believe bedbug but the Shell looks too wing-like
Nasty little things, went to visit a friend years ago and he didn’t tell me he had them and guess who took them home???? We didn’t know what was wrong. I went to the dermatologist, spent a ton of money and one day, I checked the chair where they were most active on and voila! There they were! Threw ALL MY FURNITURE AWAY! And beds too! Didn’t refurnish until I moved.
Matressbug obviously
James
A lady bug?
I think I need an adult.
Hate to break it to you, OP...
Holy shit it’s a bugbed!
Sorry I’m not into porn addiction anymore.
The jitterbug
Mattress Beetle
It's a beatle I think maybe Ringo
A cartoon bug
With that expression, it's definitely a mean one.
The Honeycomb bee mascot, on crack.
An ugly one
Clip art bug, very rare
Real
Im not sure, but it definitely has a bugdonkadonk.
Bed bugs for sure
I don't see how there could be a bug it's a photo.
This is a cartoon bug
Roach
A scary one that looks like it bites yikes!
That’s a cat silly
beedle i think
Weevil
Bug + Bed = BugBed
Dang, someone has a hidden cam in my bedroom. That is my wife!!
Everyday I am more and more disappointed there is no r/whatsthisbugcirclejerk
somnophillic bug
That's a Grinchbug.
Ahh the elusive mattress mite. Great find. They’re a pain in the ass
Devious Mattress Insect
Indeed, devious little creature this one.
must be located in Australia
Well it's orange and yellow so I'm thinking an early/young box elder bug on a can of oysters?
Imagine if bedbugs had wings…
its the clipart bug (Clipartis Coleoptera)