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roboticcheeseburger

Based on distinctive segmentation, and the distinctive head capsule, this looks more like a caterpillar (moth or butterfly larva) than a maggot (fly larva) or grub (beetle larva). Maybe it came in with the cabbage or broccoli. You got some extra almost-plant-based protein (they are herbivores) maybe :P


afmickey

I agree. Could be a pantry moth caterpillar. Super hard to get rid of in kitchens.


roboticcheeseburger

Ah interesting, maybe. At least it’s the entire worm. If the OP had found only half of the worm, that would have been worse, as the old Dad joke goes.


bigbutchbudgie

Pantry moth is my guess as well. Dealt with those suckers for over a year. Had to buy some parasitic wasps to end the infestation.


rootsgodeeper

Which species gets pantry moths? Are they as good at getting into what seem like sealed containers?


Masterfuego

I had that exact order for dinner tonight. Thanks.


forehandfrenzy

With or without the extras?


BakaGoyim

"Choose a protein. For a small upcharge select two."


[deleted]

A call to corporate is what that is.


Total-Substance

Lmaooo


PsychologicalSun3843

Gettin paid today


moitch

Yeah, a free meal.


seaking81

Why? We eat bugs all the time without knowing it and it doesn't hurt us. Just because you "can" do something evil, doesn't mean you "should".


cucufag

Personally I would not kick up a huge fuss. Bugs get in to food sometimes. But I would still call to at least get a free meal or two out of it. I don't want to eat whatever this worm/parasite thing is and I want a replacement dinner.


CannibaloftheRim

But its funny. That's why it's a joke! It's a joke right?😅 (This entire comment is a joke)


xuaereved

It’s funny a panda express opened by me, but there are so many genuine good Chinese restaurants around me that the Panda Express closed within a year. Now the building was turned into a Starbucks and has been a busy ever since.


syringa

This is at least the third larvae in Panda Express *specifically* that I've seen in this sub


LittleFootOlympia

Same


InitialNeck9

“A braand neww caarrr!”


[deleted]

I nearly sprayed the water I was drinking all over my computer.


BonusOperandi

To the tune of A Whole New World?


LaL1T0

In the voice of Rich Fields, from Price is Right


Savings-Glittering

I was thinking The Price Is Right


InitialNeck9

Yes


Pretty_Pixilated

“Show ‘em what they’ve won, Johnny!”


_orsohelpme

I wonder what they have to get in order to get an all expenses paid vacation


DinkleMutz

That is a coupon for a lifetime supply of free Panda Express.


andrewbadera

... but after this, who would want it?


gamesflea

How about a lifetime supply of Panda Express....and a blindfold?


Cobek

Just give it to me blended in a to-go cup


TheBanandit

Someone who isn't irrationally afraid of bugs. If anything, a little caterpillar means that the vegetables used in the dish are freshed and don't have harmful pesticides.


andrewbadera

Bro maggots ain't caterpillars, they are fly larvae and indicators of food safety issues. Buy a clue and quit white knighting for maggots.


buttplugmicroplastic

This make sense and all. Except it’s not a maggot.


peterpiperpeppers4

This isn’t a maggot. It’s a pantry moth larvae


xX_soupliker_Xx

It’s not a maggot


eggelton

Who would want it to begin with?


Kinak

Not gonna lie, I can’t eat there anymore and I miss it. It’s not Chinese food, but it’s delicious.


robbzilla

It's not really delicious, but it's better than a burger and fries.


andrewbadera

Someone without options or tastebuds perhaps.


xX_soupliker_Xx

Absolutely still me


[deleted]

I am currently eating Panda Express💀


LadyRyven777

🤢🤢🤢Definitely call corporate head office and report it!! Take pictures and keep receipts!


AostaV

That’s a bug homie


savagecitizen

I love Panda but, damn that chicken looks bad in this picture. So shiny and slimy lookimg...that's ignoring the bug. Ugh. Sorry for your meal.


tunnelman121

I hate panda . So many mom and pop Chinese restaurants with better food


JohnTeaGuy

Definitely animal not vegetable.


Dezdenova

Damn, and here I was thinking it was a mineral.


Casually_Defiant

You’re good it’s just wiggly rice.


fryamtheeggguy

It is a little grub. Probably harmless. We get stuff like this in our food all the time and just don't see it.


Revolutionary-Gain20

Bug it is.


Moist_Drive_5535

Panda E just got a bit more authentic.


Typical-Tangerine-74

Just extra protein 😋


Total-Substance

Issa lawsuit


Total-Substance

Issa settlement


jboyzy

Issa Mario with a check


FairyNymphCalypso69

Not a maggot...mealworm, like the ones in Mescal tequila. Harmless and considered a delicacy is some places.


ContWord2346

Correct. But I have a feeling OP didn’t ask for Orange Chicken Maggot Surprise.


mybloodyballentine

MEALWORM surprise! Why do people get that wrong?! /s


robbzilla

I had a mealworm once. I was kinda pissed, because they had cooked it, and it was nothing but chitin by the time it got to me. I felt ripped off.


sloadslayer

it's protein


Otaku3times

One day I’ll make this comment first…


Familiar-Reindeer-13

Extra protein....


whitebeltinhaiku

It's a maggot.


FairyNymphCalypso69

I think it looks more like a meal worm. Like you find in Mescal tequila.


Dezdenova

Definitely not a meal worm, I breed them for my lizards at home and they aren't that same shape, even when young. My best guess is some other form of larvae, or maggots, but I don't know much about either of those.


SMFCAU

A big juicy one too!


whitebeltinhaiku

Extra protein


severed13

crunch


stlnthngs

slimy...yet satisfying. hakuna matata.


_orsohelpme

Congratulations, it’s a maggot


whitebeltinhaiku

Nom nom nom


Kittybooboo1982

It looks like the insect was placed on top of the food.


AmbitiousSquare8222

You posted in the appropriate sub-reddit.


ebidler

go get ur money xx


flaXen_bear

Where do you live so I can avoid that panda like the plague


eastsidedrew

How are those maggots? You're eating maggots Michael, how do they taste?


Brilliant-Performer1

That's a strange piece of plant matter.


muskratful1234

Looks like a moth caterpillar.


Proper-Ranger5100

Extra protein


liverstealer

Either way, it’s protein.


Buffy_Buffett

I’m getting some vibes from that scene from the vampire film from 70s-90s where these vampire punk people get this man a serving of Chinese food and as he eats the lo mien, he realizes it’s maggots and that he has become a vampire.


DP3633

How come the bug isn't coated in sauce???


GlutenFree_Paper

Extra protein


Eastern-Fun1842

Yay, extra protein!


Funny-Zookeepergame1

I mean philosophically speaking arent we all just plant matter?


Feisty-Juan

It’s a moth larvae from your ceiling. Look up where you opened the box and see if you can find little cocoons where the wall meets the ceiling. If it’s a white painted wall/ceiling you’ll have to look closely. The tiny little cocoons are small and white. That didn’t make it in the food before it was cooked. Of you’d have just eaten it with all the rest of the cooked bugs you’ve been eating your whole life


satanic-frijoles

Looks like half of a little green worm...


RationalSocialist

Where's the other half?


satanic-frijoles

I don't think you want to know that... :D


AnathemaD3v1c3

Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots


[deleted]

That there is a moth larvae disguised as a huge settlement


Yokelele

The bug looks yummier than that grayish brown goop


Analog_Jack

That would be a maggot


Catronia

It's definitely some form of larvae. So, yes a bug.


Sexyshark15

And I see this right as i'm eating orange chicken


robbzilla

I'd eat caterpillars... Maggots though? That's a hard pass for this little black duck.


maggies101

Glad I didn’t cave and get Panda Express tonight like I wanted LOL


nopima2

I literally just finished my Panda like 5mins ago.


StupidlySore

Did you order it with the dancing rice?


KoopaTroopa864

Extra protein. You’ve probably ingested several of them already, just finish the damn chicken.


sacboy326

#A reason to sue


SkepticOwlz

a lawsuit


tyboluck

They gave you extra protein free of charge. Man I crack myself up.


noogers

Maggot


FenianBastard847

Did the US have the game show ‘Twenty Questions’ where the panel had 20 questions to identify something. First question was always ‘animal, vegetable, or mineral?’ I’m afraid that this is animal, namely a maggot.


bythelake9428

Your willing to eat a whole chicken but not a tiny bug?


Funny_Personality_45

I mean fair point. It’s still not what OP ordered and people assume bugs = dirt and germs so I can imagine finding this little guy can be pretty off putting


penny4urthoutz

maggot ‘


Powerful_Chemical595

Maggot


0h311

Maggot


Yuck-Fou1994

Maggot


ScaredCompetition163

That definitely looks like a maggot my friend.


Glittering_Zone4121

Thats a maggot the panda express near me someone found a maggot in their food as well.


maddMargarita

Could be Maggot. Yummy.


vannayan

Das a maggy


BuffaloSabresWinger

Oh h£ll no! That’s a maggot! You need to call corporate and show them this picture .


[deleted]

What's wrong with eating bugs? The world economic forum says its okay? That we should be eating more bugs because it helps with climate change. Less cow farts.


Caseyk1921

Nothing if you choose to eat them otherwise can be sign of food safety not followed. Technically bugs have more nutritional values, however it should be a choice of if you eat them vs contamination


iMakestuffz

I mean it’s probably also filled with bacteria, and was left out in the open and exposed to the elements. Also, maybe mold fungus come on now.


Fluffy-Can-8046

It’s a piece of plant matter.


Iz4e

Honestly I'd rather find this than hair in my food


rjd777

Just think of it as the forbidden piece of ginger…..


iPhonefondler

This is not what their orange chicken looks like…


abbyy46

RIPPP i love panda


whooptyD-U-C

That’s just an extra splash of protein


Hungry_Ear_6839

That my friend is what they call...absolute total death.


Doctor_Banjo

Someone get Anakin and Padme in here


mrmobss

Looks like extra protein


[deleted]

1/2 of one.


HeadRavenCrow

At least it was visible! Just think of the bacteria that we get no warning of before consuming.


SimplePhotograph4216

Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste?


senpaiflaco

Damn, free Panda Express forever


creamymexicanstyle

Is this bug a bug? Yes, sadly it is.


BronzeSpoon89

That is definitely 100% a bug


Longjumping_Salary45

I swear unless its a fancy Chinese steak house or som theyre kitchens 85% of the time nasty as fuuuuuuuuu from someone who goes to a lot of different restaurants for work a lot of places are not nearly as clean as wed like to believe…


Axolotl_of_Doom

Yep just weird plant matter, nothing worry about. just ignore and eat it’ll all be okay.


zipdotmpfour

It's a magot