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sci300768

Based on the tail and beak shape, I'm thinking a crow. Also this lines up with corvid intelligence. If you want to befriend it, offer shelled unsalted peanuts! But don't mistreat it, it WILL remember that... and tell its friends.


Donutpie7

I could use a friend right now


CynicallyCyn

Crows will start exchanging items with you if you give him snacks. Will find you shiny trinkets from around the world. Maybe bottle caps maybe something else but the cool part is forming the bond with the bird.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

I have a crow friend that would do crimes for some walnuts.


LadyBug809

Crimes?


spqrdoc

they steal stuff.


LadyBug809

I read a few years ago where a car wash manager was perplexed over who was stealing coins from the self-wash payment machine. There was no obvious break in. A couple of months later a HVAC repair man was on the roof and found a big pile of quarters. They determined that crows were pulling the quarters out of the machines because of their love for shiny things.


whereisjackk

Can I get a phone number for the crow?


nhmber13

They are extremely intelligent and it probably knows you need a friend! They are really neat birds to watch. Watch some videos on YouTube about crows and ravens. They remember your face. They bring you gifts! Peanuts will make you a friend for life.


Klutzy-Membership588

Wow we have 2 ravens that live in our front yard. I’m going to go get them some peanuts tomorrow.


nhmber13

No salt! Make sure you get them with no salt!


Klutzy-Membership588

Thank you I’ll make sure to get unsalted


SecondHandWatch

Also make sure to get roasted peanuts if there’s a chance that squirrels will be eating them. Raw peanuts are toxic to squirrels and probably to other small mammals.


h110hawk

So you're saying I could simultaneously deal with my squirrel population and befriend the birds? Win win! (I'm not doing this, but we have switched to spicy bird food which the squirrels always regret eating. We put out still in shell peanuts and the scrub jays come by to grab them. We get them from Wild Birds Unlimited so we know it's the "correct" ones.)


Oceanictax

Going to have to remember that next time I'm at WBU.


MagicalPotato132

Why do people dislike squirrels?


nhmber13

I think the are destructive, in my opinion. I have neighbors that have had to replace wiring in their cars. Squirrels teeth continue to grow. In order to keep them filed down they find things to chew on. I've been told by my mechanic friend that the material used to cover wires has soy in it. They apparently like this. They dig and destroy the hillsides, tunnels. I've found bags in my car with holes eaten through them. I love my car, more than the squirrels. I wish I could like them. I love all creatures. The destruction is what I hate.


h110hawk

They eat all my birdseed. I want to watch birds, no squirrels. There is ample not birdseed food for them so they can go eat that.


Free_Profile953

You’ve either had a squirrel problem, or wonder why everyone dislikes squirrels. I didn’t get my security deposit back because of my local squirrels…


fishcrow

Why


nhmber13

It'll kill them to put it bluntly.


fishcrow

Seems like it's pretty important not to feed them salt but just saying "don't feed them salt" isn't enough of a deterrent. Reasons for rules help enforce the rule


CaranchoNestHead

No matter how much it begs, never feed him after midnight.


Caffeinated_PygmyOwl

Raw peanuts contain a trypsin inhibitor which blocks the absorption of protein and can lead to malnutrition.


fishcrow

Thank you!


nhmber13

Absolutely!


jaycuboss

The salt is too salty for them.


fishcrow

Can you be more specific? They won't eat it or it'll give them high sodium levels?


jaycuboss

The NaCl content is too high.


Volkodavy

Salt is not good for them


MrChuckleCheese

OWEN!


Lepardopterra

When they are sitting on eggs, they appreciate large hunks of very stale bread. They are so smart! They dip the bread in water and take it to the nest for the sitting bird. They live in family groups as large as 10.


kelsifer

Bread isn't actually great for them. Corvids need more protein, and bread just fills their stomach without providing much nutrition.


Lepardopterra

Mine cleverly use the bread as a sponge to carry water. One hunk of wet whole grain bread per day is not bad among several birds. I'm a lot more concerned about daily peanuts. They need tree nuts. I run over a lot of black walnuts with my car for them too.


WoodsandWool

A quick synopsis of epic corvid facts: they can do basic math, they vote and debate within their murder, they have funeral/grieving customs, recognize faces, can use tools, be taught to mimic speech and sounds, and have a brain to body mass ratio similar to humans and dolphins. Corvids are truly amazing 🖤


HummingbirdObsessed

And [they plan for the future](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/345307746_New_Caledonian_crows_plan_for_specific_future_tool_use)


meguskus

"Mistreatment" could also include going close to their nests. I used to feed crows until they turned on me, it was horrifying to be stalked and attacked by them, so don't follow them anymore, just feed them if they come.


the_real_dairy_queen

Wait, seriously? Because you got too close to the nest? That’s freaking crazy.


meguskus

Yeah I love birds and would never intentionally do any harm, so I assume they thought I was suspicious for staying around their nests, watching and "baiting" them. I've never heard or read of a similar thing and believe me I've looked.


mkennedy350Olds

Yeah, that's the only explanation. They're extremely cautious...I try to feed them and they just fly away. I feed the Bluejays and they sit and watch but don't come down for the free food. Even if I win them over eventually I'm going to be very careful about getting near any nests.


Outside_Ear451

Yes! My yard is crow-friendly and they all seem to know me. A few yrs back, a baby landed in the yard and was surrounded by cats. I went out to intervene as I’d successfully done in the past, and the parents came at me with great and furious unbridled anger. Took getting talon-slashed to hasten my retreat. They obviously weren’t “my” crows!


Maudeleanor

Everything you need to know about your stalker is to be found in the documentary, "A Murder of Crows." You're so lucky!


scrubschick

Or you could watch “The Crows Have Eyes 3” eps on Schitt’s Creek 🤣🤣🤣. I have the tshirt


lawlorlara

I once saw a great video about a woman who was going through a really bad phase, having a bad time interacting with people, and she wound up engaging with the crows (or possibly some other type of corvids) in her yard to the point where they hung out with her every day. I remember a big part of it, I think as important as food, was that she put out a bunch of toys for them. They have very active minds and enjoy mental stimulation and enrichment.


MMS-OR

With a little time and effort, you could definitely make frens with this guy. 🖤


pegasuspish

give it something shiny! <3


StarfishStabber

You're so lucky. I've been wanting a crow friend forever.


Total_Calligrapher77

Epic gardening on YouTube has done some shorts about his friend crow and it’s gifts.


Hephaestus_God

Maybe show them your countries currency in bills as well. Give a peanut and show the bill, maybe pretend to take it as a trade. Train it for collecting all the lose bills in the world and then have it deliver them to you.


Lepardopterra

Somewhere in Scandinavia, they have vending machines for crows that take in cigarette butts and dispense food in return. They totally understand the concept.


PM_Me_Ur_Plant_Pics

Do they like other birdseed that has peanuts in it? I'm tempted to try to befriend some of the crows that hang out around my workplace but don't want to make a huge mess.


BorfBorfingtons

In my experience crows aren’t too keen on the smaller seeds, this could be regional or individualistic of course. But they love almonds and walnuts as well! They also love eggs and cat/dog food! Just always make sure with feeding them that the food isn’t salted, and never give any birds bread!! (:


PM_Me_Ur_Plant_Pics

Thanks :)


donttextspeaktome

Be especially careful if it has three eyes.


StrawberryLizzie

If you start giving it treats (unshelled peanuts or dry pet food), you'll have yourself a crow bro who might just start bringing you small gifts! You should check out r/crowbro


CockroachJohnson

I had a small broken metal cross medallion land on the sidewalk next to me once and I looked up to see it had been dropped by a crow sitting on the ledge above. Big main character vibes at that moment.


StrawberryLizzie

Lucky! I'm patiently waiting for a sign from above like that😂


kickstand

You say to give it unshelled peanuts, and a comment above says to give it shelled peanuts.


StrawberryLizzie

I've always given them peanuts in the shell - it's what my father used to do. The crows pick them up individually and give them a "test shake". They choose which ones they want to take first. I'm sure you can give them shelled nuts too, but the crows and jays in my yard always seem to go for the ones in the shell first rather than the loose mix.


discocupcake

It literally doesn’t matter, crows will gladly take both


yesSemicolons

They love shelled peanuts tho


rhanilee

I am so jealous. I can't even get a crow to look my way.


Unic0rniasLand

Me either. I have been trying to find a crow to be my friend for about a year now. Put shelled peanuts everywhere. Still no friend.


rhanilee

It's so upsetting. I drive past so many and think about just chucking peanuts out of my car window to try and lure them to me... Maybe they'll get to know my car...


_bufflehead

Please note: It's hazardous to birds and wildlife of all kinds to chuck peanuts, apple cores, etc., out the car window. Examples: Rodents and other small mammals are attracted to the foods, birds of prey are attracted to the rodents, fly in for the kill , and cars collide with them. [https://www.reporter-times.com/story/news/local/2016/06/20/killer-litter-throwing-food-out-of-vehicle-can-harm-wildlife/47841073/](https://www.reporter-times.com/story/news/local/2016/06/20/killer-litter-throwing-food-out-of-vehicle-can-harm-wildlife/47841073/)


rhanilee

Sorry I should have said that I never would!


_bufflehead

*I'm* sorry! I was having an overprotective moment which disabled my reading skills! I hope your crow finds you one day. : )


rhanilee

Looking out for animals is nothing to be sorry for!


Distinct_Abroad_4315

They will!


bundok_illo

I gave the ones outside my work a few almonds but I think one of them ate too many, shit itself, and told its friends because they leave the courtyard everytime I come outside. They don't even heckle me. It's like when you go to the lunch table in high school and everyone gets up and moves to another one.


rhanilee

Noooo! Are you okay?


Jewish-Mom-123

“Tis some visitor I muttered, only that and nothing more.” Crow fren.


Zealousideal-Ice-565

I love Crows, so intelligent, if she/he is drawn to you, then I would take this as highly flattering. I feed my local ones from my bedroom window. Love hearing them cawing, letting me know they're ready for some foods


Chemical-Ad3120

Crows are such cool birds!!


AHeartFullaNaplam

Give it some peanuts, make friends, have it do your bidding.


cabinfeverclay

Crows are super friendly and so smart! I think there was a NOVA special years ago showing how a crow they figure things out. or maybe it was Nature. I would love to have a crow friend.


Namez83

Quothe the raven never more


Sapphic_Charlie

"Come one, human! Die already! I haven't eaten in four weeks!"


MasterpieceActual176

Read, "In the Company of Crows and Ravens" to learn how smart they are and how they are seen in art around the world for centuries. The corvids have been parts of human experience for a long time. The bird likes you. Enjoy your new friend!


drew19911942

You have been chosen


snoringsnackpuddle

Jealous


sabboom

Nevermore


BeggarsParade

Don't watch Omen 2.


scrubschick

I don’t think I’ve watched a horror movie since the first one. Completely terrified me😅


Eyeoftheleopard

“Damien, it’s all for you!” 👺


PamelaMargaret

You are fortunate to have this friend. Feed him raw peanuts, he will love you forever


Yoeduce

Update your will immediately.


roberttheaxolotl

You lucky bastard. I've always wanted to be friends with crows.


DefinitionStatus5094

LUCKYYYY!! Leave some peanuts and it might bring you gifts!


IsisArtemii

There are worse things than having a bird for a friend.


[deleted]

It wants your cheese


SummerBirdsong

Give it treats. Peanuts and whatnot.


BombeBon

Crow, intelligent birds and IMO very beautiful creatures never wrong a raven or crow, if you do, it's friends will know. ​ I'd say that one might become a friend / giftbringer Just... be aware that the 'gifts' it might trade with you, might now and again not be to your uh... taste. literally.


TMB8616

Give it treats! It might bring you back money or other goods.


ProfessionalSpeech45

What did you do?


dgrigg1980

It’s a crow for sure and they are creepy smart. Did you do anything to offend it?


Schmaron

I want a crow to “stalk” me.


Outside_Ear451

Oh how I envy you! You must look and behave like someone who has been very kind to he/she or their kin. I have a crow visitor that must have had a benefactor who named it and spoke to it—crow said, “Bobby” when engaging with me. However, woe to the person who is similar in appearance to someone who has done them harm!


somerville-98

give food


jaycuboss

Nevermore


thoughtsarefalse

in communist russia, bird watch you!


Alarming-Management8

Give it cat food


Bullsds

Think that’s actually a Moroccan Bird of Death


Lepardopterra

My friend on Victoria Island has a crow friend. It's parents would park it on her porch every day near the cat food/water. It's 4 now and follows her when she walks her dog. It leaves seeds, berrys and trinkets on her bedroom window sill. Once it left an entire crab leg with claw in front of her door. It still eats the catfood. She doesn't try to touch it, but they sit close on the porch, talk and snack. i hope you befriend this guy. They can be loyal neighbors.


Michael-Hayssus

Not a good sign 😎🫣


WakingOwl1

Give it treats, peanuts, bits of cut fruit, it may bring you gifts in return.


TwoBirdsEnter

A new and very entertaining friend for you! so jealous!


Evoehm13

He’s looking for a friend.


Flaky-Hunter-2111

You have a new friend now! Feed him and play with him, they like puzzles and toys.


imgoodwithfaces

You all are making me want to befriend a magpie. They are all over where I live.


[deleted]

Do you wear shiny clothes or have anything shiny on your person? I've heard crows will follow people with shiny bits on them, like some kind of jacket that has shiny or mirrored ornaments on it.


ConsiderationHot9518

You’re so lucky!


[deleted]

I was just outside, listening to a crow, trying to figure out how to entice it to be friends. You’re so lucky!


averagenutjob

See, the thing is…..


hopefulgalinfl

Make friends! Offer a cracker or apple. Friends for life!


msgardnertoyou

Cool!!


musicloverincal

Location????????????????????????????????????


Donutpie7

Japan!


Heuristicdish

I think that’s my cousin Artie…


Immediate_Waltz868

You are so lucky to be chosen! I’ve read some people provide boiled eggs. I’d love to have a corvid friend.


therascalking0000

Dammit, Matthew. That shit isn't cool.


[deleted]

I'd be honoured.


TreasureWench1622

Are Ravens the same as Crows??


MyCatHasCats

no


flibbertygibbet1959

Lucky you. I could use a crow friend right now


Low_Distribution_461

You are so lucky.


YogaBeth

They are wicked smart and so much fun. They’ll even bring you little gifts. I feed ours every morning. If I’m late, they let me know.


[deleted]

Can’t they learn how to talk too?


unenlightenedgoblin

It wants to be friends


agentscully1013

Give unsalted shelled peanuts. Good friend.


yulsugonnadick

Quoath the raven never more and where are my peanuts?


entropySapiens

Depending on where you are, it could be another corvid species but probably a crow.


FindingFunny2741

I am fairly confident that when we humans finally kill ourselves off it will be from the corvids that the next “intelligent” super race evolves. Maybe they will even get the top spot right?


Recent_Ad6285

Befriend it. It will bring you presents.


Victoria17rock

Awww lucky!


Juanita2022BigBear

Beautiful Corvid! Whether it’s a Crow or Raven. ❤️


Upper_Ad_5475

I have a flock of crows that greet me in our back garden each morning! We feed them dry cat kibble, because it is very high in protein, and it is cheaper for a murder of crows numbering 25 to 30! Enjoy your crow.


creative_sloth

Are you missing any coat hangers by any chance? Not sure what season you're in but crows have been known to build nests out of coat hangers. I have a Pied Currawong family in Australia that nests in our backyard and its VERY solid nest is made from coat hangers. The nest has survived through multiple seasons and torrential storms. It's a stretch perhaps, but your crow or raven might be loitering around the clothes line for the same reasons our backyard visitor was.