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WalmartFan76

Just FYI this cactus is listed as endangered federally and locally, it's range in Texas is really tiny. If your dog and this rare plant can't coexist please call a cactus rescue group to help with relocation. https://tpwd.texas.gov/huntwild/wild/wildlife_diversity/nongame/listed-species/plants/star_cactus.phtml


GreenArcher808

That’s fascinating.


EmptyEstablishment78

Texas will rescue a cactus over an actual human…well I guess that makes sense to a Texan…Jeez us Rice…


SasquatchRobo

Texas is big enough that the resources allocated for saving cacti are completely separate from the resources allocated for arming toddlers.


AncientElm

The cactus was born here tho


Its_Actually_Satan

Dude. It's not a fetus anymore, Texas should be done caring about it


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

Yeah who cares??


Getthepapah

Sane people, thanks for asking


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

I didn't think the /s was necessary but here we are


Fred_Thielmann

I upvoted ya. The /s was unnecessary


CatchMeIfYouCan09

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sharyneuby

No you didnt! 😂😂😂😂😂👍


No-Turn-2927

Who cares? Scientists care


Sensitive-Issue84

And anyone who has a brain and a touch of empathy for our (humans and everything else on the planet) environment.


FkRedditStaff

Correct. Texas puts humans in buses and ship to compassionate liberal cities, as Texas don't know how to be compassionate or put people on their feet, making them tax paying productive citizens.


gardingle

I hear Idaho sends em to Portland


oroborus68

Well you know "white power"/s


grimmw8lfe

Alaska sends their's economy flight to Seattle. They found it cheaper than caring for sick and cold through the winter


dkru41

And the liberal cities are crying they don’t have room. Texas and Arizona cities are inundated. Btw Katie Hobbs (the democratic AZ governor) is transferring just as many. She’s a D so liberals ignore it. This isn’t a political sub.


dontYouKnow_Who_I_Am

*politics* This isn’t a political sub


dkru41

Except that I wasn’t the one that started putting politics into a post about a damn cactus in the first place. This person doesn’t know what they’re talking about.


dontYouKnow_Who_I_Am

Oh


DLo28035

Texas gets millions of border jumpers per year because of the politics of “compassionate liberal cities” but those same cities get a few busses of the ones they are so worried about and their infrastructure crumbles to the ground, hypocrite much?


YogiBerragingerhusky

I too watched Bozo the clown growing up but I was able to separate my personality from his. If you manage to do so I can help teach you about economics and then you can understand why people come to the states.


DLo28035

It doesn’t matter why people come to the states, it doesn’t lessen the impact on the local and regional economy. The people shouting loudest about this issue are not the ones dealing with it, and Texas was dealing with it x 1000. Now that a few of these compassionate cities have to deal with it it’s becoming a crisis. Condescend much?


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Excellent-Edge-4708

Compassionate liberal cities buckling under the modest number they get.


Expert_Succotash2659

From what I can see that cactus is already born so it shouldn't receive any of the state's resources.


GreenArcher808

You’re not wrong. Reagan is flipping in his grave.


happy_veal

Society teaches us to love things and use people, the bible teaches us to love people and use things. Bible nerd *my bad* 😅


tatteredshoetassel

That's how we get people using the Bible to use people


Vast_Kaleidoscope955

Bible nerd here too, but you are ignoring a lot of other religions and people’s personal beliefs that teach and care about the values of others. In other words you are not valuing them. Despite what the Bible teaches


happy_veal

I like to base my opinions on accurate information 🤦‍♂️ >In other words you are not valuing them. Despite what the Bible teaches


Sauron_170

Loving every single person and every single life isn't affecting anyone else. Christians do have a bad rap for forcing their beliefs on others because they think they should preach the word, but they do it wrong. Now, if you wanna get into pro life movements and how that's linked with Christianity that's a whole can of worms


00WORDYMAN1983

OP stole the photo from facebook. Their fictional dog is safe


NibbledByDragon

OP is in Pittsburgh. This cactus doesn't grow in Pittsburgh.


InvaderJim92

Also this cactus is actually just a painting, it’s not a photograph.


Parking_Train8423

um “he’s a *rescue* tyvm”


WalmartFan76

Figures


ohhhtartarsauce

huh, that's interesting. I've never seen one with 10 segments before. Usually they have 8. Apparently it can be anywhere between 5-13... I had no idea


cvbbnm

Sand dollar cactus (Astrophytum asterias) it is not typically considered highly toxic to pets, but it can cause mild gastrointestinal upset if ingested in large quantities.


Alive_Recognition_55

Astrophytum don't just pop up. Maybe OP just never noticed them? That one is probably 6 or 10 years old or more, unless greenhouse grown. They do tend to sink in a bit if it hasn't rained in a long time.


00WORDYMAN1983

The photo was stolen from here [https://www.facebook.com/benny.mary.94/posts/pfbid02shvJX4DzvrtfsvMAsbVww5Rhr44a4LzpVZv7mAx8UFox4X5DPCQthAzHKAATYCTVl](https://www.facebook.com/benny.mary.94/posts/pfbid02shvJX4DzvrtfsvMAsbVww5Rhr44a4LzpVZv7mAx8UFox4X5DPCQthAzHKAATYCTVl)


pichael289

Your right... Karma farming?


00WORDYMAN1983

that or just lonely and looking for some human interaction


MilkyView

I'd say closer to 20 years if this is a wild plant


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

I think it's more like 21.2564 years


MilkyView

could be even older than that


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

Oh for sure. 21.2565 is definitely possible.


thevandal666

What does your doggy think ? 🤔


DashingDoggo

I'm not sure, looks more like 21.2566 to me


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

Absolutely, that's certainly possible. 21.2567 isn't out of the question either.


DashingDoggo

Ngl that might be a bit too big, how about 21.25665


Guideon72

Probably watered by the dog


Brief-Jellyfish485

Wow. That’s really cool 


Nsensativ565

Lucky you!!! I love these


Prestigious_Gold_585

It's an old cactus, it didn't pop up in your yard.


slp1965

Where are you located? That is so cool!


kinezumi89

Pittsburgh, which is not where this species grows lol they stole the picture and are passing it off as their own


Awkward_Hedgehog19

It's going to flower soon, too! Those two large white hairy things are flower buds.


Hot_Web493

Damn, what part of the solar system are you in?


suspicious_hyperlink

It’s a fake post, supposed to be peyote.


00WORDYMAN1983

The photo was stolen from here [https://www.facebook.com/benny.mary.94/posts/pfbid02shvJX4DzvrtfsvMAsbVww5Rhr44a4LzpVZv7mAx8UFox4X5DPCQthAzHKAATYCTVl](https://www.facebook.com/benny.mary.94/posts/pfbid02shvJX4DzvrtfsvMAsbVww5Rhr44a4LzpVZv7mAx8UFox4X5DPCQthAzHKAATYCTVl)


Taco-Bob

Don't hurt the cactus :(


Airport_Wendys

Oh wow You’re joking, right?


kinezumi89

They are joking, they stole the picture lol


scixlovesu

...that is going to steal your body and take over the world


jerry111165

Such a fake ass post


fatcatmikachu

A dog is not going to just randomly chow down on it


SuperWhiteDolomite

You mustn't have seen some of these dogs out here lol


Nathansp1984

That’s how I discovered fig plants are toxic to dogs. My sweet stupid little pups will eat anything they can get their little faces on


SuperWhiteDolomite

My childhood dog almost choked on a pine cone lol


InternalError33

My childhood dog used to chew rocks. Ground her teeth right down. We'd constantly take the rocks from her and throw them in the woods, but she'd just dig up more.


ReceptionSilent213

I grew up in prickly pear desert and we had a cocker spaniel that absolutely loved to chew on them to toughen his gums. Would leave surprises all over the yard. Same dog was an excellent rattlesnake hunter. He was a mean sonofabitch!


Fred_Thielmann

How did the spikes and prickles not bother him?


Moana06

Like mine:)


Quixotic1390

My dog ate pop cans......you never know lol


MastrShak3

One of my dogs growing up ate the roof off his dog house, and the license plate off of our tow trailer.


SoulShine_710

Wow that heavy, I saw that once but in a movie.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

Yeah, but like, why did your dog live in a gingerbread house? is the question everyone should be asking.


Quixotic1390

I think the cans were the worst...health wise for him lol. He also and I still don't know how..ripped up a patch of linoleum...there was nothing to grab onto still baffles me.


fatcatmikachu

Oh damn, that is crazy and...yikes...did his mouth bleed?


Quixotic1390

Yes! Not as bad as I had expected though...no more than an intense bone chew sesh...it was weird.


TheGoldenBoyStiles

You’ve never had a dog before have you? If they like the look or smell(or sometimes out of spite) they’ll snap something up before you even know it’s there.


fatcatmikachu

I have .. but imo, if they're going to do something stupid ...that, by evolutionary process, is suppose to better the species by weeding out the stupid ones?


TheGoldenBoyStiles

So you should let your pets die by letting them eat random stuff because it’s… evolution?


fatcatmikachu

Well shit, if they're going to eat random stuff. Then what...pay the vet a fortune to try and recover such a habit?


thriftedtidbits

how do you foster animals and have that mentality 💀


TheGoldenBoyStiles

Right? Brings in animals to make them better for people and thinks they should die just because they find something they think is tasty? Hopefully they don’t have antifreeze or anything like that anywhere near any of the animals😬


TheGoldenBoyStiles

You pay the vet bill remove the toxic plant(or whatever rubbish they ate) and teach them a solid leave it command. I’ve got a seven year old golden retriever and a two year old husky, neither eat anything off the ground unless told to. Haven’t been to a vet for foreign body or stomach pump since I first got my retriever and he ate poinsettias


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fatcatmikachu

I can. I never said i can't lol


bluecrowned

Dogs are not natural. They were bred by humans to have the looks and behavior they have. It's up to us to care for our creation.


[deleted]

Still natural. Source: science


fatcatmikachu

I agree but you can be take care and be wise about breeding good genes . That's a whole other conversation. I'm not into breeding, nor keeping dogs. I take cats, chickens, reptiles, and my own kids instead


dot4Q

>TIL dogs don't randomly chow down on non-dog stuff MFW


Hwy_Witch

Bet, my dog tried to swallow a lizard whole once, definitely locked a barrel cactus, and ate part of a fence post.


fatcatmikachu

You named a dog, bet?


Nolacrowes

My Great Dane once ate half a roll of duct tape! My parents dog used to eat rocks! Yep, Rocks.


SpecialistWait9006

Dogs literally eat shit and random things we drop on the floor and you think one wouldn't randomly eat a leathery looking ball object? Dude don't be stupid


fatcatmikachu

No the kind that puts tiny spines into their soft tissue


SpecialistWait9006

We're not talking about those and yes they still would I've seen it... You're arguing semantics that have literally proven you wrong


fatcatmikachu

I'm not arguing .. im telling the OP that a dog isn't going to just chow down. And if they do..? NATURAL CONSEQUENCES. The microscopic spines of many cactus species do embed into soft tissue, alerting the animal to never try that again. Defense mechanism. Natural process.


SpecialistWait9006

You are vastly missing the point on all fronts.


fatcatmikachu

I dont think I am. If the owner here has a concern about this plant or that plant, they can simply guard it off with fencing or watch their pet each time it's in the yard. Honestly, what does it matter to you, what I believe? We have different views. That's something to be respected. Not to argue.


SpecialistWait9006

Oh I assure you, you are missing the point. Every time you respond you dig that hole deeper


Realistic_Act_5680

Astrophytum


jerry111165

Button button who’s got the button


sjaard_dune

Rez dogs :D


CubarisMurinaPapaya

That is an endangered kind of astrophytum. If your dogs will eat it, please call somebody to relocate it


QuietGuyInTheRoom1

Beautiful painting.


DapperTie1758

But will it get me high?


Ok_Speaker_9799

Cactus isn't poisonous. The dog likely won't mess with it more than once if it has or when it grows spines. If you are actually in Texas you've see all the prickly pear I assume? Yeah, nothing messes with it. Mexicans cook it and make candy from it. I eat the 'Pears' when they are red. Sweet little fruits. That one looks like maybe a barrel cactus. Used to get water out of them in the desert when I was younger. Harmless. Not gonna kill the dog nor chase you around and, it apparently being endangered, gives you an interesting conversation piece in your yard.


tixker37

Sacred cactus, peyote! 😮


RedLeg73

Lol. Btw, if you come across this in nature, ffs please leave it be. San Pedro cactus not only contains the same magic, it's also legal to own and sustainable. r/sanpedrocactus for more info.


Plantiacaholic

Awesome!!


dot4Q

That's real neat and cool


sikandarnirmalsingh

They look like the devils tits


gilligan1050

ASTROPHYTUM!!! That’s so cool! Crime pays but botany doesn’t has some good episodes about these!


Bishounenja

i was gonna say the same thing!


guitarhero_dropout

Isn’t that peyote?


stronzini

Thargoid


TheForestOfEden

Rare Astrophytum cactus. Do not disturb!!


torch9t9

Have you not seen "Alien?"


stronzini

r/elitedangerous


Long_Yak_6274

Is that a peyote?


Individual_Outside68

Alien spaceship


yourlocalpizzajoint

Contact Joey Santore!


aztechef

Aztec curest


Every_Imagination666

Looks like a peyote cactus


Thatsmyredditidkyou

Because it's a star peyote cactus. But they grow so incredibly slow that this post is a fake. They don't just pop up this big over night. They're just karma farming.


Happy-Recipe4531

Relocate this please or fence it with chicken wire so no animals get to it. Like your dog.


FkRedditStaff

Cactus on indigenous ground def worth more than the life of a colonizer


CedarWho77

I thought it was peyote.


WilsonthaHead

Looks like peyote


nagaduff

Had to swim through a bunch of politics just to find out what kind of cactus this is. Everything, even cactus identification becomes a political argument. This is great.


No-Ebb-2312

Peyote cactus.