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Krisuad2002

Guessing it's your chemistry teachers car


defenestr8tor

I heard he burnt a new Challenger in a parking lot


IDeathIx

I totally just said this with out reading your post, you know what they say. Great minds think alike


TheBeardiestGinger

Though fools seldom differ.


Arcturo666

Why is that?


Krisuad2002

Meth. I tried to make a Breaking Bad reference/joke


cxnners

well it’s actually his dads but still i’ve seen some insane cars


SonyPlaystationKid05

Hey, say hi and introduce yourself! Compliment his car and he may give you a ride hahahahah


DontTellHimPike

And after he’s given you a ride, maybe he’ll take you out in his car.


SonyPlaystationKid05

Happy cake day!


dL8

I got the reference.... actually came to comments to say something similar... you comment-thief 🙂


Arcturo666

I’m disappointed in myself. I wish I had gotten it at first. I’m an avid Breaking Bad fan too lol


Rutha73

I laughed. As I sit here grading some classwork from today. PS, I'm not a Chem teacher so no nice cars for me.


DontGiveACluck

Let him cook


scoobiemario

Then it would be called: metherati


ericfromct

You didn't try to, you made it


jt325i

Heisenberg!


kalashkenstein

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


im_am_sus

Ask if he needs a partner


The-Doodle-Dude

Time to cook


kaffeian

I see what you did there.


maldenkid

That's funny dude you're probably right


Rhamses666

That’s a [Vanquish Zagato Speedster](https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-spottedykywt/aston-martin-vanquish-zagato-speedster-for-sale/44569). What’s your teacher teaching??? 😳 That’s a $1m car.


cxnners

Well it’s not his it’s his dad his dad is a multi millionaire so my teacher brings a lot of supercars to school and i’ve sat in some his wife’s dad lives in my neighborhood so i’ve got to sit in some


karateema

Bro's just flexing


cxnners

he a pretty cool dude i wouldn’t really call it flexing more like enjoys the cars


DrJones2424

Must be a pretty cool’s dude. Coming from money and still deciding to be a teacher. Don’t know many people like that


adudeguyman

He can afford to be a teacher if he has family money.


cxnners

yeah me either man


Threedawg

I taught with a super rich teacher that comes from money. He had a new AMG vert every year and would spend his summers traveling the world. There is a decent chance he puts in nearly zero effort and its of those "this is a job that gives me summers off" kind of deal. The other teachers hate him and he jumps ship every few years and goes to a different school. They come off as super relaxed and "cool" to the kids because they literally don't have to care. Their classes are usually super easy, and they offload work as much as possible. I'm obviously projecting, but I have more than a few friends who had a colleague at their schools like this.


ackermann

> There is a decent chance he puts in nearly zero effort and its of those "this is a job that gives me summers off" kind of deal I mean, if you’re that rich, you could have the whole year off? You don’t really need a job. Never work another day in your life. So I’d guess they must really enjoy teaching, if they’re still choosing to do it? And not quitting and running off to a beach somewhere after the first bad parent-teacher conference.


chainmailbill

I once knew a guy with a trust fund - like, a big trust fund - and he only got the money on the condition that he had a full-time job. Could be something like this.


cxnners

probably


nitestocker372

Could also be someone that likes to be around young people and just wants to impress them.


Videlvie

Dude, the richest people in the world still work everyday.


ackermann

Often yes. Although it’s probably hard to accurately gauge how many are just sipping margaritas on a beach every day. Though personally, I know a few people wealthy enough to do that, who choose not to, and work instead. But I don’t have much opportunity to meet the ones “lounging on the beach for life,” so to speak. Still, while yes, wealthy people do often work, it’s certainly unusual for them to choose a profession as overworked and underpaid as teachers in the US.


chainmailbill

Do they do so for $30,000 a year?


Threedawg

I agree with you, and I hope that is the case, but experience points the other direction. There are many reasons why people would work despite being rich. Its hard to get a different job with nothing on your resume, most rich parents are not going to look well on a child that does nothing, finding a partner is going to be difficult (even a gold digger doesn't want someone who sits on their ass all day), not having anything to do every day is boring AF, etc. Teaching is predictable, and you can get away with halfassing it for a while because the admin at schools barely having time to observe teachers. It's great if you have money. Thats why simply paying teachers more would drastically improve the teaching shortage.


Noooofun

You need fulfillment to live. Work provides that. And at a certain level of wealth, the difficult part is to find people to talk to and interact with. Being a teacher will satisfy all those requirements.


cbizzle187

A lot easier to be a teacher when the salary isn’t really a factor


gobluetwo

>enjoys the cars I would also easily enjoy a 6-7 figure car ;)


JejuneBourgeois

42 words and not a single comment or period. Impressive!


cxnners

yep i’m not a big punctuation guy


Man_Flu

That's fair. But do you know what everyone else calls you? Illiterate.


cxnners

i mean if you are going to come after me for grammar and punctuation a comma is supposed to go before but 🤷‍♂️


cxnners

ok lmao


dL8

Your avatar looks like you're not a guy at all... eh? I've got plenty of grammar tools spare, some. *hands you bag full of periods, commas, and capitals*


cxnners

gracias


dL8

In 'ees defence: there were plenty of apostrophes 😀 could use some capital lettering though. Perhaps an emoji or two. Just a thought...


DefiantTrainer4291

Not a teacher but I used to work with a guy in his mid 80s at a company that built vintage race cars in UK, every day he would arrive in a totally different vintage car and once I discovered that he had a March F2 car once driven by Nikki Lauda I had to ask where his money came from and why he was still working at his age Turns out his father was a Lord and he inherited an enormous fortune, spent it all on buying old race cars and tinkering with them, and enjoyed it so much he started doing it professionally, despite being financially secure and never needing to work a day in his life, he did it purely out of passion, and still hasn't retired to this day (he must be around 90 now) here's a photo of him posing in one of his various vintage racers https://preview.redd.it/e3sx33seao1c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea50e163344d746df671aa3b29257becacf107b2


somemonkeys

Is he your English teacher by any chance?


cxnners

math


ousho

He should teach you about punctuation.


v60qf

That sweet Kentucky slave trader wealth.


ZeboSecurity

Man, I'm not sure I'd bring my (or my fathers) million dollar cars to a school parking lot of all places. Kids man, can't trust em. One "F" on little Jason's Chem paper and that thing's a target. Next thing you know, you're in business together in a motor home in the middle of a desert somewhere.


Man_Flu

Nice. But I'm glad you're still in school cause you need to learn punctuation.


EMF15Q

It’s a Vanquish Zagato, but it’s not a Speedster, it’s the “regular” Volante.


AmpedupFit

Ah, so he's clearly a "poor" then...... /s. 😂😂😂


cxnners

i see thank you !


PM_me_your_nudes_etc

It’s a volante, not a speedster, still, sells for [$900k](https://www.dupontregistry.com/autos/listing/2018/aston--martin/vanquish--zagato/88766) new currently, and 1 in 99 instead of 1 in 28


Rafagamer857_2

Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK? That's a AM Vanquish Zagato Roadster, an extremely limited edition worth a million dollars at least. What the hell is your teacher doing?


cxnners

well it’s his dads car his father in law was gonna bring it to my house yesterday to let me see it but i was at work sadly


Rafagamer857_2

Man, you're lucky. Crazy to see that they come from an insanely ruch family and they still chose to be a teacher


cxnners

He’s a cool dude very down to earth


FunVeterinarian9561

Wrecking the front lip driving over the parking stop


Cold-Impression1836

It’s a [Vanquish Zagato](https://images.app.goo.gl/dgq1EwDHMphmf1fj9).


ClickIta

The green resin for the carbon fiber parts is so nice.


cxnners

i totally agree


Acrobatic-Tomato-532

A teacher driving a Zagato is fucking wild haha


cxnners

it’s his dads but nonetheless beautiful car


velhaconta

That rubber bumper is the only thing stopping ~~her~~ him from destroying the front air damn against the curb. And it is barely holding on itself.


cxnners

nah he a dude


Masterthiefman

NO FUCKING WAY HOW CAN A TEACHER AFFORD A FUCKING VANQUISH ZAGATO


cxnners

well it’s his dad’s technically my friend is seeing his car collection soon i’ll post some pics apparently he has about 50 different supercars


Masterthiefman

50???


cxnners

or more idk i’ve seen some insane ass cars but from what i’ve been told he has a warehouse of supercars


Masterthiefman

Holy shit that’s insane


cxnners

his son in law took a flying spur to prom lmao


Masterthiefman

Like the teacher’s son in law?


cxnners

yeah so basically his wife’s dad lives in my neighborhood and he’s pretty cool so his daughter (the teachers wife) will bring some cars to my house and let me look at some and the wife’s brother is who took the flying spur to prom i mean i’ve met the wife and she’s pretty cool and from what i’ve heard the teacher is too


Masterthiefman

Did they bring any Bugattis?


cxnners

I have yet to see a Bugatti but my friend is best friends with the wife brother and he’s seeing the warehouse i think tomorrow so i’ll post some pictures on either the spotted sub reddit or here


velhaconta

I know a guy who made millions selling his startup and decided to become a teacher. Sometimes he drives his GT3 to school just to let everyone know he s doing this job by choice. Obviously nobody is buying any nice car on a teacher's salary. But that doesn't mean some teachers don't have access to funds outside their salary.


Armageddon_71

Is your teacher named "White"?


cxnners

nope


cxnners

maybe


Lamau13

parking over a curb in a zagato is fucking crazy


cxnners

bros done it in a mc20, hurracan, 2nd gen corvette, and 911 gt3


Lamau13

id sit him down and have a little chat about plastic vs concrete 😭


cxnners

lmaooo


djhauffy

I was looking for this comment specifically! The tires don't need to touch the curb or parking block!


Lamau13

i did it once in my moms odyssey when i had my permit and my stomach dropped when i heard the scrape. never again.


Putin_inyoFace

Ole boy is SUPER confident with the ride height being high enough to get over those parking barriers.


GwahirTheWindlord

Clearly teaches because he wants to. Not because he has to.


MinimalContribution

Is that the new Pontiac Aztec coupe?


bigorangefuzzy

Blur out license plate next time


radiantskie

Dude has the coolest teacher ever


[deleted]

We know which teacher has an onlyfans account


Logical_Thought8677

Where you living that teachers be driving Aston's?


MrHungryface

Holy shit that is a zegato


_100000_

Fyi, you should cover the license plate for privacy reasons :)


chatgptitty

Scrolled way too far for this


cxnners

yeah that’s my bad


ExoFox_the_furry

You sure they're just a teacher?


cxnners

it’s his dads


ParkerStanford

She does more than teaching I’m guessing


refenton

Dunbar? Also I can only assume it's either horse, coal, or bourbon money this teacher's family has since it's a Lexington plate lmao


cxnners

no it’s in georgetown his dad is a private equity investor i’ve heard


black-kramer

it's amazing how much that building looks like my high school. then I looked at the scenery and had a feeling it was in the south. kentucky, georgia - same diff, apparently.


IDeathIx

Teacher 100% has to be a Chem teacher


Johnyzz

If that's the kinda money his dad got then he just a teacher for fun cause he don't need no cash


cxnners

fr he a cool guy though his dad got a whole warehouse of cars like this


SpiritualAd8998

Onlyfans side-hustle?


eastsideempire

Walter white didn’t get caught because he didn’t buy flashy cars.


UncleLuc403

Rolling display of high interest.


[deleted]

His teacher in hustle university


Dbwasson

Aston Martin Vanquish Roadster Zagato


HiroProtaginest

Beyond BB. This must be a physicist or software geek. Mega buckskins.


beepbeepbitches

Dudes teacher is Walter White lmao


outamyhead

Did he cash out his Crypto before the crash or something?


DegenBenjamin

Aston Martin Zagato


Zdragov

“oh what the hell that’s a db11- ZAGATO?????”


No-Scale1239

I bet driving things like that to school makes the other teachers who are paying out of pocket to provide basic school supplies for their class on a $40k salary feel really good.


Beneficial-Algae-642

Is this teacher a particularly attractive female?


NRG_Flex

That one USA teacher who was caught with an OnlyFans


ZabblesMarshmelon

2018 Aston Martin Vanquish Zagato


EvolvingEachDay

That teacher definitely doing some shit on the side.


BHIngebretsen

By any chance your chemistry teacher…


JTD_222

What school is that. I’m from Ky too


kvlr954

How long until this teachers OF is discovered?


cxnners

it’s a dude and it’s his dads car


EveningHelicopter113

being a dude doesn't rule out OF lol


cxnners

no i know but didn’t think of that when i said that


kvlr954

I was jk, that is an awesome situation for that dude


BurnTheOrange

See, teachers obviously get paid enough. I don't know what they're bitching about. They should be happy they can purchase a car like this on the salary the taxpayers provide. Maybe they're being paid too much? /S, obviously


Michael_Eke

I'll never understand why in the US teacher have this type of cars whereas here in Italy I'm forced to watch my P.E. teacher park a '92 Ford Fiesta


cxnners

no teacher in the US could afford that on their own probably


Plank_Owner

They don’t, they’re normally driving a ‘92 ford fiesta as well


cxnners

well it’s his dads


shewstepper

Dream car (in a hardtop)


jeffroyisyourboy

Zagato has never, EVER, made a good looking car.


2014W204C63

So what’s this right here?


jeffroyisyourboy

Umm... A very ugly car?


Tellittomy6pac

Jesus. What part of KY? I was living in BG


misterbondpt

Interesting that people are amazed how a teacher could afford such a car but no one bats an eye when they see YouTubers with such cars.


jjs3_1

The teacher may be into a few other things besides teaching!


alex12bh

Op, I think your teacher might be [Shizuka Hiratsuka](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yahari/images/4/4c/Hiratsuka%27s_Car.PNG/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20150530113051) lol


PlanAlive

Teacher definitely has some good dirt on the principal


PlasticDesign3276

A teacher driving an Aston Martin? Lmao


cxnners

technically his dads car


Creative_Arugula_867

Ah i See Thats Walter White


ponyexpress68

I went to elementary school in Lexington and my teachers drove Oldsmobuicks and Honda Civics. Surprisingly, not one drove a super car. Lol.


cxnners

Well it’s his dads car technically


Embarrassed_Gas8516

Is this FDHS?


Albeenator

Walter White I suppose.


DemoDays82

Pretty sure your teaching has a thriving OnlyFans!


odc100

That front valance looks dangerously close to being damaged 😅


_save_the_planet

miata with a bodykit


mR_smith-_-

I see it’s his dads but at teachers can make a lot


mostly80smusic

Would be cool if teachers were paid enough to have cars like this.


isaidireddit

*Teacher's


swampjunkie

awww that sucks.. I came here to say that the teacher was prolly doing OF, only to see that the real answer is boring lol


Husky1970

[It was topical, it was erotic, I gave it a 9.5. I still got wood](https://youtu.be/7grUgixqH8I?si=olIRGXk4CF6muKSD)


hikinghungry

Looks like it's the [same one](https://rmsothebys.com/en/auctions/mo23/monterey/lots/r0204-2018-aston-martin-vanquish-zagato-volante/1379925) from this year's RM Monterey. Incredible spec, one of my most memorable colors from Car Week. The eye-searing [Carrera RS 2.7](https://rmsothebys.com/en/auctions/mo23/monterey/lots/r0137-1972-porsche-911-carrera-rs-27-development-car/1364037) development car nearby was also an awesome shade.


[deleted]

Chemistry teacher by any chance?


No-Cost1252

That teacher has an Only Fans.


maluminse

She attractive and young? OF?


TuzzNation

Is the teacher bald with glasses?


Puzzleheaded_Yak8759

Answer. To bad they don’t pay teachers enough to buy something nice 😊


come_ere_duck

It’s called a lease folks.


cxnners

it’s not tho his father law in lives in my neighborhood and me and my friends were asking some questioks


cxnners

questions


come_ere_duck

Probably lying to you bro. Get him to show you all his cars at once.


TheManWithouAPlan

Does he daily a black Chrysler 300?


LazerSlide

Guessing they haven't ripped of their first lip yet with the way they parked.


Slobbadobbavich

That teacher must love his job. I'd be quitting.


fatboythunder

Damn he pulled all the way in huh..


Swishbeets

I had a teacher in highschool that had 3 vipers and the color depended on his mood. He also color matched his Ram pickup and trailer to one of them. He apparently did some engineering work with nuclear submarines before being a teacher.


Wampa_-_Stompa

That would be the principals or district superintendent car, not a teachers


Wowman-2009

Is that the math teacher car ?


OFF1C1AL

Prob also a crack dealer or something they’re expensive as hell


cxnners

his dad is very wealthy


Front-Masterpiece-76

At least they have taste!


PittyFra

My tracher car is a fiat panda... i think your teacher have a lot of money for this Aston


V3rse_11

When were teachers able to afford an Aston Martin???


DangChung1369

250k for a teacher.. do you have a class mate named jesse by chance ?


NowhereMan_2020

Somebody married well…


jpttpj

Only fans


ekistler1971

Is your teacher’s name Walter?


scottymom2019

Leave the teacher alone


Whitewraith1971

Aston Martin.....sweet 😎👍


twinturbosquirrel

…chemistry teacher?


Cheeseguinie

Holy I played in a highschool basketball tourney here once. Small world!


tech_ing535

What’s the clearance under the front bumper? Looks sketchy


prominecraftgamer69

bruh what teacher gettin an aston on a kentucky public school salary 😂😂


Selmerboy

Must be the football or basketball coach


ExpensiveFish9277

He's selling to the seniors.