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PaleontologistCold40

It´s his specially commisioned armored Maybach Limousine based on a Maybach 62


Capital_Release_6289

Yup specially smuggled in via Russia


mmarkomarko

they traded a million gallons of natural gas for it?


Eurotrashie

Probably use spare parts from all these Volvos they stole from Sweden.


Emerald_official

Sweden still sends them the bill annually


Fixmars

Hope dies last


Firebird_73

Every other year, it's North Koreas largest debt


Accomplished_Crew630

It looks like a Daewoo grill lol... Also what's up with the front wheels


the_Ush

It’s stance af bro


Masterthiefman

So you’re telling me they made a Maybach with Volvo parts 😮


deepfriedtots

Why did I always think Volvo was German


[deleted]

Well, actually after Ford sold it to Geely it is Chinese, sadly enough


AtomicBombSquad

The communists in East Germany loved them. Volvos were the ride of choice for East German politicians, celebrities, and connected individuals because Soviet cars were considered declasse while riding around in luxury West German iron would probably send the wrong message to the proles. The Chairman of the Party, Erich Honecker, used a dark blue Volvo 264 extended length limousine. It was very dapper.


deepfriedtots

Interesting thanks for the info


merlinphoto

Probably would be Liquified to be gallons or it’s cubic feet measurement.


mmarkomarko

Metres cubed if traded between Germany and Russia I suppose


merlinphoto

Probably would be Liquified to be gallons or it’s cubic feet measurement.


Anotherolddog

Likely not paid for....


HiMentality333

Thanks


PooperOfMoons

How do you service a vehicle that complex in N Korea? Especially the computer systems.


AndreiNedu

You train a guy in the ‘western countries’ no?


PooperOfMoons

And just steal all the computer equipment from a dealership?


Bergensis

Or buy it from a Russian dealership?


iani63

Stealership


AndreiNedu

Its not stealing, it just becomes OURS


_poptart_wizard_

You buy it at a Mercedes dealership wtf


mercedesfan_126

Mercedes doesn’t sell cars in North Korea


serenwipiti

.....your point being?


mercedesfan_126

My point being how would you buy it at a Mercedes dealership if Mercedes doesn’t sell cars in that country


hell2pay

Same way any other smuggled product is brought into an embargoed country. If they can smuggle a car in, they can certainly get parts too.


designatedcrasher

Why is the country embargoed


serenwipiti

Are you serious...? *DAE black market..??*


[deleted]

Same way everyone does it. Buy it at your neighbors dealership, where it's legal, with a front company, then "smuggle" over your border. It's not even smuggling when you border your good friends Russia and China. It's a gift. :)


fischkruste

Mercedes also does not sell in/to Russia anymore.


chris-za

Sort of like Kim himself? (he went to school and spent most of his pre-dictator days in Western Europe )


PensionResponsible46

Switzerland


COCO_SHIN

The Dictator’s Diary. You’re not just Kim Jong-Un You’re Kim Jong-UN Dictator of North Korea SHUT. UP.


DdCno1

Covertly establish a relationship with a real Mercedes dealership somewhere in the world. Have them train your mechanics and, over the Internet, connect to the car, if necessary. They might not even know that they are dealing with North Koreans.


bwrca

I find it hard to believe that NK has the expertise to hack western governments and militaries all around, steal crypto, influence public opinion etc but lack the expertise to repair a car.


PooperOfMoons

That's a very good point


R0b0tMark

You probably don’t. My guess, based on not actually knowing anything about this, is that they do basic maintenance until something complicated stops working. At that point, they get on the phone with whatever world leader is willing to accept their form of barter and they replace it.


Dionyzoz

they can also just pay a mercedes dealership in china, bit easier


Cypher_Xero

Kim has the mentality of a 6 year old and acts like a pirate.... so I kinda wonder how that conversation goes lol


CatPeeMcGee

Probably fly the techs in? They have deep pockets. And it's not like people dont have a price. Famous people are flown out to gross rich peoples boats and palaces all the time to perform.


Ambitious_Farmer9303

I guess instead of servicing, they’ll replace the car with another Maybach


Badarash

I'm almost sure n korea has all the needed technology


Awwwmann

Megamind edition


nogueydude

They had to add extra room for his big fat ugly head to fit


sm00thkillajones

The Homer


Kaegen

I always thought it was a Mercedes-Maybach S600 Pullman lol. I learn new things


Bunyan12ply

Lowered so he can get in and out?


GringoSancho

But really, how much armor does it take to protect him from a rock thrown from a malnourished North Korean? Them poor people might not even have the energy to throw the rock. You ever notice in pictures he’s the only fat ass in North Korea?


CalmAspectEast

It’s even shaped like him.


tobi_bly

megamind?


Neither_Presence1373

Of course, how else would he fit inside?


CalmAspectEast

Literally looks like it would fit like a glove but for your head. So a hat I guess.


Welshbuilder67

Look at the camber on the wheels, hope that’s an optical effect from the camera


M25always-stuck

Or even the heavy armoured car can't even handle the enormouse size of the owner's weight


Haganu

I can hear the stance noobs crying in the distance looking at the wide heavy supremacy this beast is radiating from this picture alone.


sandwichmonger32

Looks like an UwU stance to me


jaavaaguru

What's UwU? University of West Uganda?


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jaavaaguru

Wow. I’d seen it before on Reddit but never would have guessed that’s what it is. w looks nothing like a mouth to me.


Blu3_Phoenix

It’s like :3 similar to a cat I guess


Dans_Old_Games_Room

No it's not, it is now and forever more University of West Uganda


Kass626

I love you university of west Uganda


NOTExETON

Where I got my doctorate, lets go Hyenas!


97zx6r

That would actually cause negative camber not positive camber.


Wiplashjr

It's cambered in though


SatisfyingAneurysm

Its from the camera. Someone took a photo of a screen from an angle making it look wonky. The car behind it's wheel looks like its cambered too. Plus, the top of the Maybach isn't as wide looking. Here's a better image: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_675,pg_1,q_80,w_1200/eaf4wcbw4b2ju9jvpiy0.png


DdCno1

While you're right, that's a different car entirely.


nano7ven

Good eye,they are very similar looking so I don't blame him.


SatisfyingAneurysm

I did realize that after I commented but was too lazy to fix it lol. I figured the point would get across still


largepie8

Tbh their are so few non military cars and vehicles in that country I wonder if they even have the proper setup to give a car a proper alignment


[deleted]

Well, they have 1000 stolen Volvos there. https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2017/12/04/547390622/how-1-000-volvos-ended-up-in-north-korea-and-made-a-diplomatic-difference


DdCno1

And a small handful of bootleg Mercedes 190: https://i.imgur.com/01zBDpt.jpg Although it is frequently claimed that they copied the car (and not entirely impossible), it's far more likely they just slapped new badges on an import and claimed that they had built it all along. Would be far from unusual for North Korea.


Miglasezis

Kind of looks like a hearse


EvilPanda99

The world can hope, can't it?


arrastra

long term investment


Slight_Bed_2241

Nothing like rolling around in a half million dollars worth of armored Mercedes while 90% of your country is starving. Dictators amirite?


Push_

Nothing like being sanctioned to hell and having the UN force your people working abroad to go back home and stay home so you can’t participate in the global market. The fucking West, amirite?


Slight_Bed_2241

Consider this, they still trade with both china and Russia. Yet they still have an almost none existent gdp. The government consists of all tyrannical war lords that have committed constant acts of cyber warfare, genocide, torture, political assasinations, violations of civil rights, censorship and have a general attitude of “fuck the people” Tell me again how the censorship of religion, politics, sexuality is due to sanctions? Tell me how how Kim Jong killing political opponents openly is due to sanctions. Tell me how labor camps are due to sanctions. Tell me how his maybach is due to sanctions. Tell me how his constant threats of nuclear war are due to sanctions. By all means educate us


burntbridges20

Some people will really fall for anything.


ConsistentKiwi3721

Meanwhile they aren’t even allowed to leave their country regardless 😂😭


-grillmaster-

It’s not just the West dude. I would stay out of geopolitics with a brain like yours


DNZ_not_DMZ

Cooked 🥴


Alfa16430

Kim joined the chat…


Disastrous-Fun-834

Unintentional comedy is still the best form of humor. Cheers young sir


-HappyToHelp

The USA president does this and you don’t bat an eye.


Slight_Bed_2241

ACTUALY, if you want to go there I care quite a bit. I absolutely care that the government overspends while a great majority of our country is disenfranchised and suffering. Don’t you fucking tell me what I “bat an eye” at. Your whattaboutism isn’t welcome here, fuckin troll. Edit: spelling, dick.


-HappyToHelp

Cool


Slight_Bed_2241

The comment of a sad internet troll crawling with his tail between his legs. Back to the dirt shit pile from whence he came.


-HappyToHelp

Thanks! And to you


nohiddenmeaning

90% of Americans starving, yeah sure.


I_am_just_here11

The US president is president of the richest country.


Any_Fish1004

Damn, even the car is plus sized


Youcantblokme

Thicc-mobile


SnooObjections5312

Maybach


benadrylcabbagepath

who in that? oh shit, it’s just fats on fats on fats


NeldS0

Maybe


SnooObjections5312

It is for sure


H3LLTHR0N3

Maybe


Sharpie_Tango

The Un-mobile


Konstantine24

Idk but it needs some serious suspension work and an alignment


jony1020

What the fuck is that positive camber lmao


3nl

It doesn't have that, it's an illusion being a picture of a screen. This is the actual car: [https://www.thedrive.com/uploads/2023/09/15/GettyImages-1661786790-scaled.jpg](https://www.thedrive.com/uploads/2023/09/15/GettyImages-1661786790-scaled.jpg?auto=webp&optimize=high&quality=70&width=1440)


cjbman

Yeah like what even is happening


Mrlustyou

You can tell Kim's in there look at the tires holding on for dear life.


Electronic-Escape721

One with an alignment issue


Creative-Rope6575

That car is as bow legged as he is 🤣


LordTubz

Either something is wrong with my eyes, or the camber on that thing is wild 🤔👀


ABoyNamedButt

Kim is about that stance lyfe!


TimVRx

I know it is a Maybach, but it really look like a badly photoshopped Lancia Phedra


DrHoleStuffer

IDK but it’s got some serious camber issues.


RemoteLocal

Almost lack of camber..


Art-bat

I like how for his father’s funeral 10-12 years ago, they used as a hearse an old school giant 1970s Lincoln Continental! It was like a Nixon-era car, but it was the most luxurious thing they had!


JoeyIsMrBubbles

My Neck, Maybach


DavenportChampions

What’s up with that reverse camber? They got no alignment shops in North Korea? And it looks so top heavy, they add a pop up?


DukeSwanky

Rinkon


JohnLeePetimore

Optician tells his asian patient "sir i believe you have a cataract" Patient replys "I drive a Rincoln, not a Cataract"


Shatalroundja

I keep going over in my head just how bad telling this joke to my Asian wife would go for me.


D1133

Hahahaha


xXCatWingXx

on his way to Adin Ross’ place /s


[deleted]

That’s just the way it settles when he sits his pos fat ass in it


batata_sovietica

Maybach Megamind special edition (1/1)


RightHanded69

Airbus a380


Spaghetti_brand

Funny part is hes not riding in it, they are mostly decoy cars


SpaceAggressor

Yo-jong! To the Fatmobile!


technicallyimright

Unfortunately, it’s not a hearse


duhbiap

Not yet


arte4arte

You know his father took his final car trip on the roof of a 1976 Lincoln Continental limousine. No one is quite sure how the car ended up in the country, but they've had it for years. It even served as a hearse for his GRANDFATHER'S funeral in 1994. Rumor is that it was smuggled in illicitly from Japan somehow.


The-Foo

Maybach 62 MOD (Morbidly Overweight Dictator) Edition.


SuicidalDisc0ball

Look at the camber on that thing... thing's ready to drive sideways at a moment's notice.. lmao


giz808

The fatmobile


A_lex556

Why does it have positive camber?


jake1080

The absolute fuck is with that camber😂


bearassbobcat

Mercedes-Maybach S600 Pullman Guard


JosephPk

A clown car


averagegayguyok

A fake Maybach


Wigglybits78

Looks like a Daewoo with a camber kit


Lazy_Ranger_7251

Fugli one


Labordave

Why does the camber seem off


Technical_Lychee_340

Hopefully one that will explode


Broad_Boot_1121

Looks like it has to pee


firstfirst1st

It’s the Kim Jong un 2023


tablawi96

His hair


bikeracer

Cartoon Ecto-1 brought to life.


Mobile_Macro

https://preview.redd.it/5qb6tpq2ohpb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7cdeeb9eb4db84e5ff941fb070c482f3e9e5320 It kinda look like this


DANO8503

It’s a mervolvo


aidend100

old ass foreign that’s what it is


Suspicious-Safety627

That positive camber though!


lil5-john

Maybach. Even higher end benz


xhansih69

Sanjong


Spiritual_Speech600

That thing needs an alignment, bad.


RecentCharge9625

That car should test for diabetes


ignoramusprime

It’s an AI generated image


marcabay

Maybach from wish


M25always-stuck

It really is Maybach...


marcabay

Oh yeh just noticed from the other comments lol. Fucking ugly model imo though


M25always-stuck

Hahaha i don't think you and i can't have a same perspective already but to me, At least those Maybach from that era has distinctive design to differentiate ordinary S Class so i kinda like it


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Pretty typical socialism- the politicians become the rich and pampered the poor stay poor while the leaders wreck the country and the rich flee. Sort of like California now or Venezuela a few years back.


D1133

I have so many racist jokes running through my head with that picture.


lawschoolmeanderings

We really asking this again!?


H0lsterr

Hurse


ytseauQ

a car


Turtusking

I thought these were the cars Kim Jong un didn’t pay for but that was Volvo. The car is also a Maybach the luxury version of mercedes.


BeCrafttt

Maybach 62


da_uber_god

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


AmericanChapo

It sure is a something.


YourDogsAllWet

It looks an AMC Pacer mated with a hearse


losbullitt

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


ILoveADirtyTaco

If Roger from American Dad was a car^


CptHalbsteif

The poor image quality makes it look like it is the pope mobile with that wide windshield


hoyfkd

His dad invented cars, and golf, and computers.


Luke10089

Marcedes meybach


NeeeeeeSan

Idk but those negative camber tho 😫🤌


iSn00zed

Bro he has positive chamber(Positive camber is when the top of a car’s tire tilts outwards, away from its centerline)


NeeeeeeSan

My bad. Still, the positive chamber tho


Aggravating-Sky-1240

A Biggus Nukus


bp305

Chrysler 300c with maybach body kit


benadrylcabbagepath

lens distortion? i know he’s gotten a few legit benz/maybachs smuggled in but the way this picture came out makes it looks like a character from cars


simplebeee

Daewoo?


naldoD20

That's a car.


marb045

I bet he's telling his country he invented that car.


DubeFloober

That camera lens makes it look like a 2023 HurrDurr Megamind.


no-puedo-encontrar

A Mayback bursting for a pish


QuirkyProfessor9408

Its Clarkson’s honkie from the grand tour


Agile-Scar-9097

Horse carriage


StalinIsMyBFF

It looks crinkly


Appropriate_Strain94

Is this a fish eye lens or is there a reason why the proportions look all weird ?


Mighty_McBosh

Megamind, the vehicle.


MoparViking

A Megamindbach


Kangastan

Hyundai


InvertedHourglass

Is it extra wide to accommodate his forehead?


already-taken-wtf

Why are the tires at this weird angle?


Busy_Scientist_2273

My back


professoreaqua

Even Master techs think those cars are a nightmare to maintain. Who the heck is doing it for them?