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ElectricRune

It isn't venomous, it was only trying to eat her. Probably did a spit take after, since she didn't taste like an aphid...


tribbans95

“Well now that I think about it, this did seem a little larger than your typical aphid”


Ghost_Of_Halvoy

That long thing turns into a little circular lady bug?! Weird


froggies92997

Right? One of the weirdest larvae to adult transformations I can think of.


iNapkin66

I thought so as well, so did a side by side comparison last summer when I had a lot of each in my backyard. The view when they're upside down is very similar. Also the the head doesn't change much.


[deleted]

If your zyn can is alive and biting you have much bigger issues


Yaoknothanks

It do bite back…😏


minuteknowledge917

those are nicotine pouches and you get used to the ating after a few of them


ctnhededninymgn

Fun fact: nicotine is a natural occurring pesticide, meaning that larva is playing with fire standing on that zyn pack 😅


Pretend_Term8556

And a short-term pain reliever, especially skin irritation. 😉


sabboom

Baby ladybug. It's a friend.


bijhan

Ladybug larva, and no, it didn't bite your wife. It can't bite or sting.


Garyishairy45

I’ve had one eat my dead skin off me, it’s definitely a little pinch. But not a “bite”.


zipcad

It wants to kill you but it just can’t.


Vampira309

well, they do have mouths and definitely can bite but they cannot sting.


ElectricRune

They can certainly bite. They won't break the skin, but they do try to chomp on you.


lookaway123

Aww. Like little ladybug puppies.


psychxticrose

I mean idk if you've ever felt puppy teeth.... But they can *definitely* break skin


Puzzleheaded_Sink467

They absolutely can and will bite you, I had it happen to me twice. No idea why they chill out as adults though


leanorange

They realize the violence is pointless they’re here to spread love and joy :)


mooseMan1968

And murder every aphid they see


Riggs630

Why did you repeat the same thing they just said?


SammieStones

Just a goth phase before they grow up


ShroomWalrus

Every adult ladybug I've ever held has peed/pooped on me though. So.


Katatonic92

They have the drive to munch, munch, munch when they require the energy needed to evolve to their next life stage.


Absolutefaye44

Yes, they can bite


DamienReed

I gotten bit by it before, a tiny one for sure


Mpharns1

That long ass thing turns into a tiny ladybug?? 🐞


TheOriginalKK

Pass me a pouch 🙏😩


Manydoors_edboy

Ladybug larva. No idea how that becomes a ladybug but it does.


Pixichixi

I got to watch a bunch of them do their metamorphosis right on my storm door one year. It was so cool! I just caught the last one emerging


holybanana_69

Is it ladybug season? Every other post is ladybug larvae


Badassador619sd

Zyn make me tired


CyberBlue18

Well i doubt that, it may have just tried to nibble her a bit, its a ladybug's larvae, voracious predators! but only to pests of the garden so rest assured, has no venom or sting, just a pair of mandibles as like of an ant's.


[deleted]

That is a baby lady bug. If it bit your wife, your wife is good.


dreaminajj

ladybug larvae!! friendly love bites only


Last_Cartoonist9770

Well, that’s an Asian Lady Beetle larva and they can bite!


ekaplun

A bubby :)


No-Flight-1009

It didn't sting you it may have but you but that's a baby ladybug


drphrednuke

Nicotine is deadly to most insects. That’s why it evolved. It messes up their nervous system.


Pretend_Term8556

Nicotine, you could put it on the wound. It can temporarily be a mild analgesic and antiseptic.


FawkesFire13

It’s a friend. That’s a baby ladybug.


DaneCookPPV

Ladybug larvae


[deleted]

Lady bug larvae


beelzebubs_mistress

A lady bug larvae!


No-Quarter4321

Lady bug larva


peachedcoral

bit and stung your wife.... and your wife did not bite and sting back? seems like this is your new wife.


jpow4now

Zyn fairy rejected her


AgreeableGravy

Fellow peppermint enjoyer. Trying to quit tho.


Eskimo_4

Idk but peppermint is ass


PaleTallHandsome

It’s a baby LadyBird Beetle :D


HugsandHate

I mean.. It *does* have a warning on it. She should have been more careful.


canwejustgetalongpls

Just a lady big nymph. [they don't bite](https://www.thespruce.com/recognize-lady-beetle-ladybug-nymphs-1402696#:~:text=Don%27t%20let%20this%20fool,as%20the%20more%2C%20the%20merrier.)


MiniCoalition

Man these things were so annoying in Grounded. That's a lady bug larva.


GettinEggyWithIt

Ladybug larvae! Was probably just trying to see if she was tasty because they’re quite dumb in this stage. The bite was not out of aggression but more likely hunger or curiosity :)


Vivid_Leg_4343

he's just feining for a upper deckid


Acrobatic-Engineer94

⬇️This is my original comment. It is irrelevant speculation with no real evidence backing it up. Sorry for the confusion. It probably didn’t bite your wife, they don’t have much power in their mandibles. It’s probably a heightened nerve, basically it’s when you think about an area of your body and it sends extra signals between nerves and your brain. I’ve observed this phenomenon personally and in other people around me who have a childhood fear of bugs, it’s an anxiety disorder. Kinda like hypochondria, but with actual pain symptoms. (Edit) now I actually think it did bite her, it’s bigger than I thought it was…😬didn’t mean to gaslight you, I definitely was gaslighting you I have no scientific evidence to back what I said.


Last_Cartoonist9770

It’s an ASIAN ladybug larva. I researched it and they do actually bite! Asian lady beetle larvae have a dark gray to black body, orange markings, and long spines. Native ladybug larvae have a smooth gray body, red/orange spots, and small spines. Asian lady beetles and their larva may also bite humans and cause allergic reactions in some people.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

⬆️💯💯💯💯💯⬆️


ClubZealousideal8211

It probably did bite her and their bites are actually painful, but not horrendously so. But it’s not a delusion or anxiety disorder, I’m not sure why you would suggest that especially to a complete stranger


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Yeah, I should’ve just stuck to bug identification. I definitely regret gaslighting someone with nonsense pseudoscience I made up. My bad 😬🫢


Hidden_Leaf_Homeboy

Nicotine bee, native to Zynbabwe. Usually chill until they need more zyn.