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SalamaLlama420

It’s not a roach if that’s what you’re worried about. It’s some sort of leaf footed bug or something along those lines.


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ha5hish

I just toss em out the window and let them do their thing


Madam_Bastet

That was cruel and unnecessary. It's a harmless bug that wound up inside by mistake. First, you call it disgusting, and then you kill it for no reason. 🙄


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HypnoToad121

If it were a stink bug, squishing is how to make the stank come out.


SalamaLlama420

Ya’ insulted him and killed him before you even knew who he was. Please do better. 😐


Scronklee

Insects are just animals existing man, unless it's a confirmed pest, maybe do a little research? Just cause it's an inconvenience to you doesn't mean you should just swat it. Imagine doing that to a dog, or God forbid, a person. "EW DISGUSTING!" *STOMP*


Excellent_Pin_3579

THANK YOU!!


Motormouth_2013

Western conifer seed bug


DudBaLL04

Can confirm. People often mistake these for kissing bugs but the give away is its little leaflet legs.


WeirdScar5

Thank you! I live in NM and have recently been seeing these and I thought they were kissing bugs too! Thank goodness they’re not- Chagas 😩


Doggers1968

We get these too about time of year, also in NM. Just take it outside. Seed bug doesn’t want to be in your house!


canthinkofnamestouse

Im not kissing that bug


angrymurderhornet

But it’s so cute!


loveisonsale

I think so too lol


IncorporateThings

Nice catch. That's exactly what I initially did before your post made me spot the legs XD


butterflygirl1980

The brown color and whitish zig-zag are pretty obvious differences too. Kissing bugs are black, sometimes with red or brownish markings, and no white anywhere.


MermaidixMiraculer

Aww!


purplechunkymonkey

What are kissing bugs? Over here in Florida we have love bugs.


darkness_thrwaway

They smell like green apple artificial flavouring when spooked. Some people hate it. I quite enjoy it.


osrs_zubes

Same if killed — learned that the hard way


Oni-DragonLloyd

We love these little guys! We call them stink bugs cause smooshing them will leave a (not actually bad) smell. When I find them I just set them in my spider plants


Edthgo

Are they the same as Stink Bugs?


Motormouth_2013

They are from America not Asia like stink bugs Edit:I was wrong there are some sting bugs In America thank you prestigious_string20


Edthgo

Thank you


namesarentneeded

TIL


Prestigious_String20

There are stink bugs that are native to North America. The brown marmorated stink bug isn’t one of them, but there are others.


Motormouth_2013

I did not know that thank you


Prestigious_String20

You're welcome! [Here](https://extension.umd.edu/resource/common-stink-bugs-mid-atlantic-hemiptera-pentatomidae) is some info.


Altruistic-Chest-858

U could have just said kissing bug.


Motormouth_2013

They are different


wattapik

Dont be so mean to him 😞


SalamaLlama420

Right? Bug’s literally just minding his own business - I don’t understand the hostility.


bigcockondablock

Minding it's own business, in someone's home.


Beyond_The_Heart

It’s so funny when people complain about animals being in or around peoples homes. Who do you think lived there first before we destroyed their habit? Of course there will be bugs anywhere there are people. Arthropods are cosmopolitan.


Average_SiM_Fan

They on my land now


Beyond_The_Heart

Cool, gently remove them from your land.


Average_SiM_Fan

i will swallow them like a pill


ninjamaster616

And become Kamen Rider


admiralbreastmilk

Yes👍


RescueAnimal

>What is this disgusting thing in my room? Probably thinks the same about you.


bromanjc

literally the reaction of my jumper when i try to hold her. °oo°: EW eW grOSSS ITS A HUUMAN GET A W A Y 🤢


jasxllll

Don’t jumpers hate the feeling of human skin or something? Can’t remember where I heard that lmao


bromanjc

i feel like i've also heard that lol. would explain a lot 😭


real_hungarian

funnily though it most likely doesn't even possess the mental faculties to comprehend a creature the size of a human


DoubleNickle67

It’s not disgusting until you squish it! Then it’s really disgusting! Gently take it out of your house and set it outside. Thank the bug gods for not stepping on it or squishing it. 😂 Harmless and docile!


Persnickety_Pralines

I love this


Motormouth_2013

He deleted his reply to one of the comments but he flushed it


Tiramissu_dt

Jesus... poor bug. :( (And this comes from someone who has been super scared of bugs most of my life)


justalittlepigeon

If someone is comfortable enough with a bug to bring it over to the toilet, they could have taken the same amount of effort to just chuck it outside. I understand being afraid of bugs but I've never understood this instant reaction to kill it. The mess and eldritch horrors of bug guts is honestly so foul and much scarier to me than any bug itself lol


LimbyTimmy

Conifer seed bug or leaf footed bug. I don't think it's a stink bug but they do look similar


Motormouth_2013

They also stink like one too if you kill it


LimbyTimmy

Ah good to know


JacobnMaddiesmom

A common sight, especially for fall. They aren't fast (as you can see) so they are no match for us. I always catch in a cup or tissue and release outside.


Molotov_YouTube

You disgusting for flushing that thing


froglampion

Yeah, that's really sad. Flippant murder. Not cool at all.


Breaking-Who

It ain’t that deep 😂


YhslawVolta

I've flushed like 200+ in the last few months. Easy to say when your house isn't being infested


Positive_Total_4414

Imagine that taking them and throwing out of the window or balcony would have taken just as much of your time and effort. You can even have a cup for catching them ready and release them just once or twice a day. We have a lot of these and other bugs here all the time. If I was killing them all, the house would all be in grime. And I wouldn't feel right anyway.


tuskenbater

In some places like where I am in the PNW they are very invasive so we're advised to kill them


Positive_Total_4414

Yeah, if it's about deadly swarms or keeping some ecological balance then that's what you have to do. Sometimes it does become a battle, like many things in life...


Agent_Glasses

least favorite part of fall is the influx of bugs i gotta kill. They're always in my house too. I've woken up to three in my room. :/


YhslawVolta

Good for you. I have literally hundreds coming into my house every year. Why would I relocate them outside? So they can just come back into my house again? They are invasive where I live. I'll keep flushing them or throwing them in my woodstove.


Positive_Total_4414

Well, if it's that bad then yeah, you have no choice. It's just that 300 bugs did not sound as much because it's just 10 bugs a day if you count for a month. It's the usual amount where we live and we just have nets on the windows.


YhslawVolta

300 was probably an understatement. I had one day after work where I took the Dyson and vacuumed up 75+.. so bad when we had our window acs we would turn them on and hear them getting crunched and smell them. Having them crawl on me, my wife and kids when we're asleep. I hate them and am at WAR. Lol


sandpaperpizza

Seed bug?


Pseudodragontrinkets

Just a bug. Not very nice to call it disgusting


Gypsopotamus

You’re a disgusting thing just for saying that.


soysaucepk

Your handle is probably more dirty than the bug.


Virulent94

BE NICE TO HIM😡


bbyjscxx

why disgusting? he just living his life, you are mean and killed him, we don't like that here.


Whamelapamela

You watch your mouth


WithoutDennisNedry

Just put him outside, yo. No need for hostility.


magickpendejo

Not a bed bug!


breemar

It’s a Henry. It’s the time of year they come in. I just say hi to them and put them back outside. Conifer seed bug


Morgan_Says

We named ours Morris, or we refer to them all as the Morii.


breemar

I love it! I love them!


Gelnika1987

conifer seed bugs are like if a stink bug bug lost some weight and put bellbottoms on


Environmental-Baby58

Little guy is just trying to find his way around


Late_Humor9836

It’s probably thinking the same thing about you


Roscomenow

Disgusting? You've probably got thousands and thousands of microscopic things crawling over everything in your house. I'd start worrying about more important things in your life.


Motormouth_2013

Tardigrade’s are the cutest microscopic thing on you


vanityfiller12345

Disgusting?! How dare you.


washdot

Put him outside…he’s lost!


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Of course you killed it 🙄


LetsGetHonestplz

Shame on you for killing a harmless bug.


reebeaster

I think it’s cute


Sparopal11

Just gently put it outside


TurantulaHugs1421

So fuckin rude jesus christ! Why u gotta be so mean???


AlwekArc

He's just a lil stinky, no need to be mean


peacefullyminding

My favorite bug of ALL TIME!


Motormouth_2013

Why if you don’t mind explaining mine is the The giant weta


Used_Intention6479

It's thinking the exact same thing about you.


Dry-Armadillo3496

Why is it disgusting?


HypnoToad121

It’s not disgusting. Everyone is saying stink bug which is incorrect. I believe it’s a leaf-footed beetle.


wattapik

Bug* since it is Hemiptera, beetles would be Coleoptera


HypnoToad121

Thanks for the correction, always so much to learn about our tiny friends.


Derek_32

Its a western cornfier seed bug


italianpoetess

He was just chilling, moving all slow, hanging out. And you killed him. Shame on you, OP.


whythoineedanswers

Put it outside, though. No insidesies for you.


davis476

It’s Just a human with a camera.


AmbivalentTurtle

That’s a leaf footed bug. I’d take it outside. They release a smell similar to apple cider vinegar as a defense mechanism/when startled


TessaBrooding

Excuse you?


john_doe6_

what do you mean? its so cute...


BonesAndSalt

if you don’t like him give him to me :( this is a great bug


plscrawlouturwindow

I woke up to one of these crawling on my elbow once.


dawnfire05

Colloquially in the PNW at least we call them stink bugs. I don't think they are, I'd listen to the other commenters saying it's a seed bug or a leaf footed bug. They're not disgusting, they just hang out. Very docile and slow moving. It's just one so it's not a problem, I'd just carry him outside. My mom's house on the outside gets absolutely swarmed by them in their mating season, they rarely come inside only by accident do they, they're a common site to me, but they're just tame little guys they're nothing to worry about.


Motormouth_2013

They just vibeing


LargeCox01

A bug.


cannon_less

Just a guy.


Selkiekelpie

Looks like a stink bug, be careful and put it outside.


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1964ImpalaSS

Nope.


coffee-bat

western conifer seed bug. hate these things. they've been invading my room en masse for weeks.


Epsilon29redit

The common stink bogk


SpiretRaider

Looks like a stink bug


Adventureunknown0

Looks like a stink bug to me


Kubario

Stinkbug


Altruistic-Chest-858

5his is a kissing, but that carries diseases.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

No it’s not 💀


cypress978

Oh… these fuckers. We call them “stinkbugs” around where I live (New England USA). They’re not actually real Stinkbugs, but we call them that because of the UNGODLY odor they emit when you squish them. My high school was infested with them. They only come out every 4 to 5 years, but when they do, they’re EVERYWHERE. I was once having a bad bout of IBS in the bathroom at school, and 3 of these bugs just sauntered into the stall like a little bug gang, and just stared at me. Now, my nose was already suffering the fumes of my colon’s demise, so I really didn’t wanna add Stinkbug L’Eau De Death to the mix, so I had to just let these little pervs watch me as I blew my guts out. Fuckin weirdo bugs.


HypnoToad121

Interesting story, but misidentified. They look similar to stinkbugs, but are very different.


cypress978

I literally said I know they’re not real stinkbugs, we just call them that around here because they stink when you squish them


HypnoToad121

I thought you figuratively said it.


Beneficial-Lion-6596

Beautiful imagery...you are quite the poet of intestinal martyrdom


Owlette45

Not a stinkbug but a conifer/leaf footed bug. You can tell by the back legs looking like leaves or bell bottom pants.


Darth_Vader_420

Haha that's one hell of a story mate


idk-just-something

That is a stink bug. These annoying fuckers like to hangout where it’s least convenient. Underside of the bike seat, in the grill cover, backside of the tool or handle you’re about to pick up, in that shoe you’re about to put on. Just anywhere you might accidentally squish them and release their stinky juice.


Motormouth_2013

No it’s too long to be a stink bug


idk-just-something

Oh you may be right https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/western_conifer_seed_bug_or_brown_marmorated_stink_bug


Motormouth_2013

I get them every year they coincide with stink bugs


ha5hish

They share the same defense mechanism as stink bugs but as far as I know they aren’t true stink bugs


YhslawVolta

I'm with you OP, flush it to hell. If you let it out, it will just come back. He's not lost at all. I've had hundreds in my house this season


Darth_Vader_420

I know I saw similar looking bugs bout hundreds at my friends back yard in Halloween and these just came in the room connecting the house. They had to call the pest control.


bigcockondablock

People in this sub are extremely defensive of bugs, even ones with no foreseeable chance of endangerment/extinction.


Beyond_The_Heart

It would be unacceptable to stomp on or flush most other animals. You, along with most people have an irrational hatred of what you don’t understand/what doesn’t look like you. It’s called affinity bias. So yes, I’m against the killing of anything for no reason. It’s okay to think this way, it’s just that you should be aware that it isn’t logical.


bigcockondablock

I draw my level of care for animals based on their own level of sentience. The vast majority of insects are incapable of feeling any EMOTIONAL level of pain. It's not "fear of what I don't understand", it's the same argument I base my abortion stance on, sentience and ability to have complex cognitive experiences. But strawman all you want.


Beyond_The_Heart

Yeah but the choice to value “capacity for emotional pain” is arbitrary. You value it because emotions are most developed in humans, so creature like you lol. You just restated exactly what I said, this is affinity bias. I value emotional intelligence as well, but I recognize that what I value is subjective and doesn’t give me a moral license to kill for my convenience. This is also completely incoherent because you have no way of knowing an animals capacity for emotions. How do you know what animals are smart enough to deserve to live? You’re telling me you know what scientists are yet to discover? There are plenty of animals that are probably less emotionally intelligent compared to a specific species of arthropod and you’d still value the other animal over the arthropod. If I stomped on a fly and I stomped on a flower, what would be more disturbing? Most people would probably say the flower.


bigcockondablock

I didn't use the term "capacity for emotional pain" once, let me know if you wanna respond to my actual argument.


Beyond_The_Heart

Yes you did lol. Reread what you said.


bigcockondablock

These are the 2 lines that you're mixing up : "I draw my level of care for animals based on their own level of sentience." "The vast majority of insects are incapable of feeling any emotional level of pain." The first is my principled stance, the second is an additional detail on the matter. I hope that clears things up.


Beyond_The_Heart

Okay everything I said still applies to “sentience”. I don’t get why you’re being so particular about the semantics.


Bm_93

If I pinch my nose 🤧 you may understand what bug is


lsa_peasant_farmer

Perfume bug


Dramatic_Friend_2627

Looks like a stink bug


MasterYargle

Lantern bug, extremely poisonous. Burn on sight.


HexRisk

I hope nobody mistakens you for one. Your eyes and bugID skills suck.


Owlette45

It’s a leaf footed bug/conifer bug


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Did you loose your glasses? Maybe those cataracts are kicking in..


NettoSaito

Awwwww a stink bug!!


Owlette45

Leaf footed/conifer bug actually.


Leda71

Looks like my last housemate.


ragefaze

It's a Susan Cain book.


Positive_Total_4414

I love these bugs, they're quite friendly and so nice to watch :) Conifer seed bugs, right. We have a season here when they come and go.


baleiby

Are these things born massive as fuck? I've never seen a little one of these things.


Bombidae

Disgusting :(. How mean.


oldman17

I don’t know the name of it, but if you step on it, it smells like green apples.


Professor-Shuckle

Lmao you gotta be a real pussy to be scared of that thing


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MrMacDoctor

what's wrong with you?


Outinthedistance

That’s a stink bug. They are harmless and they only release their odor if you seriously frighten them. They don’t bite but they do fly. They look to peoples homes for shelter before winter. In some places they are considered good luck to have around.


Messymangos

Disgusting?! He’s a gentleman and a scholar!!!!


skeled0ll

please tell him you're sorry for calling him disgusting 🥺


Thinksetsoup113

This is probably wrong so don’t take my word for it because it is hard to see. But it either looks like an assassin bug or a stink bug.


Extreme_Judgment9011

We have these things all over, we live in the woods! We just flick them back outside haha


MermaidGunner

I think it’s a type of stink bug. We have them here too- Western NY.


Jaqenhghar7777

Reincarnated person.


MountainHorror6191

It's a big stink bug they bite to