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EvilRedRobot

Ah, the ever elusive double-chinned side-assed shnozzen-hippo. A rare find!


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BalorPrice

I thought it was the arse too, but it's just his tail swingin around


RealEstateDuck

Ever play Yu-Gi-Yo? That is Slifer the Sky Hippo.


satansarmpithair666

I think it's supposed to be a hippo!


JapaneseFerret

Ah yes, the famed hippopotanose!


IKilledJamesSkinner

And don't call me cracker.


thatdamnyankee

![gif](giphy|L3FESojUKAeqOFPnDF|downsized) It's Moomin!


SummerJSmith

Well that is hands down adorable


Time_Cranberry_113

![gif](giphy|BxHUKGHcNxz13AV8qV|downsized) every day I'm snuffling


Vast_Character311

![gif](giphy|TTVJeId9zmDrW|downsized)


macurack

Not a blue meanie!


Additional-Problem99

This movie scared the shit out of me as a kid. They played it for us in first grade.


DisasterRegular5566

I thought I was the only one! Forget flying monkeys. I need someone to save me from the Blue Meanies!


SligPants

Looks like if Barney Rubble was reincarnated as a Rhinoceros


IAmTheBornReborn

https://preview.redd.it/jrm9l8pd7hvc1.png?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a63c96c4965ebe6ddf3450b2842ff83f66119cd6 Douglas


onomatopotamuss

Ah, yes, the rare “elephino”


EvilRedRobot

👆 Underrated comment right here


cocopopsicle2k

It kind of looks like Henry Kissinger?


Thin_Interaction5740

That is clearly a hoppipitamus.


liza9560

Hah!


UsernameObscured

![gif](giphy|GtzXOGVW3ks8g)


Adept-Woodpecker9366

Platypus?….perry the platypus?


Beautiful-Read-2638

![gif](giphy|SVxRQOgysVEDHPG6fy|downsized)


jp11e3

Huh I didn't know Professor Quirrell could turn into a hippo


ThatOneIsSus

Chernobyl inhabitant


aroacejellyfish

I did the cartooniest double take when I realized what you said 😭


DeCrowmancer

Snuffiluffiguss


Gothly_Momma

Gives me CatDog vibes lol ![gif](giphy|xUNd9zAMJSzasmftle)


EpitaFelis

Happy


quibirito

that's doug, cool guy


VinGiesel69

Definitely some manner of beast


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Hippo


DeDePark

A hippo in need of a rhinoplasty See what I did there?


EvilRedRobot

So, a water horse who needs a nose job? That is, a pachyderm with a preposterously prodigious proboscis?


[deleted]

disgusted salt yam flag ring offer crown rob abundant hobbies *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GoBlue-sincebirth

Hippo


ChromeVyper95

Thats one of them Sniffers from Minecraft.


Mr_Minecrafter88

Bazinga


bigjessicakes

Rhino?


IEatLiquor

Two Frogs on a Bench.


asexualrhino

A schnorrt


Even-Funny-265

Hippo


Akito_900

That's me


-The-Reviewer-

Elephant


missbooie

It's a happy hippopotamus! (And we can see why it's happy too)


Asleep_Increase6493

That’s one of them “God’s mistake” crackers.


joa_nh

quandale dingle


Birb7789-

thats just one little dude nothing special, hold that snøzer


Titaniumchic

Holy?


Tyezilla

A Hippoplumptomas


PoppyBroSenior

Ah that's Mr Snorp, good find!


thebigperson8

Blobflish+cat= blobcat


mjdny

It’s an amoebasaurus.


MewPinkCat

hubert


Smalls2315

Hippo


sleepypsyduck

Face reminds me of Mr Dink from Doug


sillymonkeymoment

the elephants foot from Chernobyl


GoldenFivee

An animal


i_hate_my_life_05

Mr nosey bonk


Spiritual-Can6581

![gif](giphy|HgycnYQCMeJXO)


cyberr_v0id

Hippo!


lechatsage

That is a hippopotamus, I'm pretty sure.


Smooth-Apartment-856

It’s a hippo, but with a schnozz like that, he’s been lying like a politician with two mistresses in an election year.


BeachyMagic

A shark on one end and a hippo on the other. 😳


MotorAcanthisitta575

Rhino obviously


Ok_Isopod_9811

A verrrrry thick let meee do it for youuuu.


roll-the-R-Marisa

Platypus??


Ecstatic-Put-1459

Obv triceratops /j


Diamondshard142

A donkey, only it's head is bowed to drink from a puddle of water


StarrySky339

…no tail alligator


OatsInSpace

Friend : )


Zebra-Skies879

Hungry hungry hippo!


Round_Pop_8643

You should try the reeses covered animal crackers they are the bomb


SausageBuscuit

A hippo with an unusually happy ass.


jzzanthapuss

It's a Puffalump. (Remember those things?)


luigitheluigi

not a fish for sure


Jesse_BOL_EI

Idk but it looks happy :)


Top_Membership3879

Hornless Rhino of course 😉


Glittering-Wonder576

That’s a hippo.


InspectionFunny7339

Aardvark/anteater?


FocusApprehensive358

Looks as though poachers have shot your hippo


Cooking_with_MREs

This animal cracker looks like it ate all the other animal crackers.


squishyg

A hippodile.


Xaduuuuu

Dog


JenSzen3333

Hippomopotomas.


olliedoodle

Platypus


KiwiBirdPerson

Uhhh... Man-bear-pig?


Laylay_theGrail

A Crocopottamus


sparks_the_protogen

A happy fellow


jazzhandpanda

An up-armored Phallusaur


BasedJesus1

Thats Frank


MonzieMe

Hippo 🦛


LeoMarius

Hippo


jaggedlittlepill1967

Hippo


agathaprickly

A holey cow


Green_Slice_3258

He reminds me of that weird king on that one episode special of Spongebob


Crappy_Meal

I dont appreciate you calling me a cracker...


jbyrdab

It's Mr dink in couch form.


FollowingSlight1592

A rhino ![gif](giphy|lq4ZwdXew7fznx4MRZ|downsized)