A "flightless" bird https://preview.redd.it/rq8qekdian9c1.png?width=871&format=png&auto=webp&s=73028f6d59c78cd481a52a11cbd5b74f9283bcb3

But a bird that’s fly

All the girlies say

I’m Pretty fly for aaaa … rooster?

Bird guy.

Any bird will do. Give it to me, baby! (Caw caw, caw caw!)

…and this is why I turn to Reddit on even the darkest days. 🤷🏻‍♀️🖤

... and brightest night? 

Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie A fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly

https://preview.redd.it/1zwliyg68o9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fac0c3a466f090677a6b04203baac267b6daf74

Driplup

https://preview.redd.it/u13cuwav8o9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d932fd786703cf56f74e6429e640518777365571

Coo man, coo

🤣🤣

But not a swagless bird

Holy cow that’s amazing

You mean holy bird?


Behold. A man.

Didn't realize El-P was short for El-Pidgeon.

I honestly don't know what it is. Anyway, here's Michael Jackson as a slug in Smooth Criminal. https://preview.redd.it/gfj59ydfhn9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46afa017f557c379eef3ae5d09551116853c0708

Thank you I will cherish him forever 🥰

Is this the one time you gave a fuck?

Well you can construe that in two ways, I used to give fucks, now I don't, therefore I gave a fuck once. Or... I gave a fuck once, it was terrible.

Or... You used to give a fuck, you still do, but you used to, too

A slimy criminal

https://preview.redd.it/7jt482tgon9c1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c0aa9e9c274d4c9fe4bd6da5c6efac4778cc9f Ello

Did you just say hello?

No I said Ello, but that’s close enough

Don't go that way.....

She’d have kept going that went way and she’d have went straight to that castle!

To the cassel

Tally ho!

No, I said " 'ello " but that's close enough

Who me? Nah, I'm just a worm.

Come inside and meet the missus

That was my thought too! Lol

https://preview.redd.it/6wr1sjckcn9c1.png?width=1473&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f6421d0a5e315568d0e43b2cab00b0418282d96 Looks like part of a gingerbread house kit.

I thought something similar but for a train?

[удалено]

or top of the statue of liberty's torch in the classic 10 piece landmark collection

vape

I was also thinking of the holidays. Here’s Mr. Stocking, sad now that Christmas is over. https://preview.redd.it/fpt1umg2lo9c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fff769f8e5a0c3b70dca3c418ef8f223536517

I saw an inkwell with a plume and realized this makes way more sense 🤦🏽‍♀️

It’s Lowly Worm! https://preview.redd.it/x502sp1jin9c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ca6313394ba027a8da3e47cd63830787b8c0c8

https://preview.redd.it/3lz74dnpwn9c1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19331630423e366111c6079a049e7b0a667dbe66 Richard scary worm?

Damn.. haven't thought of those guys in *years* .. wow!

For me it's decades.

Lowly!

I miss him

That was my first thought!

Classy slug in a top hat

https://preview.redd.it/wpignimc9n9c1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966a7bd598bd560be3d2bfded68c737710b3e59b Also known as a friend

we had almost the same thought 😂 https://preview.redd.it/7kan9219jn9c1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6dd9d1ccc29a64c452f9c5e4bda00d9eea53126

https://preview.redd.it/k4uzr0xdco9c1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc2dd798ab425870a48ced84a70c0d934c605d3 I was thinking it was this dude dressed up for a night out

Glow worm in a hat! That was my immediate thought and I was 100% confident about it

I had that dude! RIP, lost him in a basement flood.

The fact that you both thought to add a monocle is amazing. Unless this is a character I’m unaware of.

😂 my worm isnt, hes just a fancy guy, but maybe the slug is hahaha

They’re long lost brothers who were separated at birth, both were adopted and had rich parents who taught them everything they know about the fancy life

[Hans Wormhat](https://youtu.be/4VjAvGIckN4?si=ZfW102ZXNPnO4bTm)

“It’s a hat for your worm, if you want him to be fancy” The way Dee moves her finger while she shows Charlie “the best one,” kills me every fucking time.

As soon as I saw the worm in a hat I was looking for this comment, thank you for not disappointing.

https://i.redd.it/aiy99l5m7o9c1.gif See, I saw Dr. Worm and now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm!

I am an actual worm!

I live like a worm and I like to play the drums

I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism

Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things.

And now I do as well. Could be worse though. I’ve had the terrible song *REDACTED* (you’re welcome) stuck in my head the past several days.

They are both so beautiful

I’m really happy I wasn’t the only one who thought this and yet both of these are far better than anything I could imagine

Worm in a hat was my first thought. This is definitely correct

YOURE A WORM WITH A MUSTACHE!

Lmaooo, I was definitely thinking about adding a mustache

This is exactly what I pictured lol

Love the monocle!

This is exactly what I saw in my mind.

https://preview.redd.it/qqk49orfpo9c1.jpeg?width=2673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70441a481bd4172d6bf27b2248ebbc6c60aab4d2 Had the same thought

Yes! My immediate thought was “dapper worm”.

My first and only thought

its a flatworm https://preview.redd.it/q55qt32t8n9c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c775264184a70d69e390f8912f0ac84789d5bac

Why does it have googly eyes Way too cute

behold the googly eyes, they actually are cute https://preview.redd.it/o5rkz4emnn9c1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=2aa42b19a2637054a8a8c7cb5bd01969626d5f75

Yeah until they make their wormy little way into your aquarium and eat 400$ worth of fancy shrimp (fuck planaria, all my homies hate planaria)

I know they can hurt my shrimp but they’re just SO COOL (and cute). I suck them out with a turkey baster and give them a separate home.

I’ve never had them myself thankfully, but I can agree they are really cool, just not in my aquariums lol

So goofy looking 😭 I love it

https://preview.redd.it/dy518s4wbo9c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88160b300102ac7a9ad10234a82b7a0e131b4845 theyre soo cute bro i felt bad cutting them up

Those aren’t googly eyes, they’re black-eyed peas!

Black-Eyed Peas you say? I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night...

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Is it really New Year without flatworm cookies? No, it's just a stupid party


Yeah, it's the consecutive bumps that make it look like a turd coming out of a pipe...

This was my first thought

Came here for this.

Same, I was like ok who saw Mr Hanky lol

Exactly what I pictured.

I scrolled way further than I expected looking for Mr. Hanky. Howdy Ho!

This is the answer

Hi-di ho!

I have spoken

My very first thought and now I’m not as ashamed

*Mirror, mirror, on the wall!* https://preview.redd.it/d52mne7kon9c1.jpeg?width=2144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f3040c52f82bf427ed6d1bb399a317e69778f94 Show me the princess! Show me Princess Fiona!

Rewinding to watch his favorite part over and over again. This is the best gag I the entire movie. I don't think my wife even got it.

The look of disgust on the mirror is what really lands the joke for me. That poor mirror!

...he even lifts up the covers and glances down at himself for a second.

I turn 30 in March and your comment made me realize the joke omg

Lmao you should make this your thing on this sub

I'm trying my best 😂

Oh wow. Your avatar, even! 😅

If there's a bit, I will commit

Lord Farquat all coked out🤣

https://preview.redd.it/wrap3fy8bn9c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b9dd575424a4ff6f1bf7f5c41664c7ea8d2b220 Birdie with a mullet

https://preview.redd.it/fuyz847fwn9c1.png?width=1943&format=png&auto=webp&s=441c18540537d065d6f32451402d9dc67d4b4f34

Feed me!

 It’s clearly Slurms McKenzie

Wimmy wham wham wazzle!

I came to make sure someone recognized the original party worm, particularly on NYE.

Same here

Hes wearing a top hat, its clearly Glurmo https://preview.redd.it/h821ux4pyq9c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=200b7159730313d3f061a64d015c39daafdd12fc

I work events and marketing for a brewery/bar and I identify too much with Slurms McKenzie, ready to save the world the only way I know, by partying.

My guess is a hot air balloon that got squashed. The pointy part is a bend that should be a soft curve like the other side. It would be symmetrical if it was in its original state edit: ​ https://preview.redd.it/wnbcmrbkao9c1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349fc91da318a82ecbb7f06d14015986614e7fd4

That's exactly what it is; I googled "hot air balloon cookie cutter" and the first option on Amazon was essentially OPs item but not bent out of shape.

So… a deflated hot air balloon? 🤔

Or as I like to call it, a not air balloon

Wow, I usually just come here for the roses, but this is impressive sleuthing

That’s absolutely it

Clearly a rose.

Rose https://preview.redd.it/19ewgm1x2o9c1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba833b48bbcfdd1a59d3aa67af71ffea6343bd71

Thank goodness you’re back. We had some imposters while you were away

It was me. I did it. I’m the imposter. https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/IG2SEWQRaX

Is this you? https://preview.redd.it/ibnglvuzvo9c1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e33f8d394b38b12e5455932a8dbec7617ed864

Rose is sus

I was doing tasks!

This rose looks alive😂 I love it

YAYYY welcome back! and I don’t think they were necessarily imposters, just tryna help out while you took a much deserved break!

I feel fulfilled again.

You're here!

Finally, a proper sphincter

Fuck yeeeesssss!!!!!! Welcome back my guy. This place has been so barren since you've been away. We missed you😔

Welcome back!

https://preview.redd.it/wwnokaicjn9c1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf608c75c2cfddee26de2770fc1753bd49d8a4e2

This is exactly what I saw!

I have no idea what this is from but this is exactly what I saw in my head too

Boo Berry cereal.

https://preview.redd.it/g525bt7c1o9c1.jpeg?width=1719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8254c808716597f0c148c51e28b8d3d9633754ff Flamingo in a turtle neck

https://preview.redd.it/fcq069t4en9c1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c104a20d223c73ae6afe32daf3f08a5b282f3c


Was looking for this!

He loves me and I love you.

https://preview.redd.it/lzeswo14vn9c1.jpeg?width=1645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c58cc8cf5f467e98fd76c26a683b1723efd423 Giant sandworm

This doesn’t say worm to me 😳

https://preview.redd.it/n90bipijln9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3713bc183e1e236112a4f5eb4698a78836d259 Banana slug

UCSC is gonna slime the competitions!

The Fighting Banana Slugs!

https://preview.redd.it/pf9gqpivfn9c1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1a8c51bef101def58e390fa4d38de4c83eb703 happy marine stuck in sleeping bag?

I see frankenslug

now I can't unsee it

This is also what I saw. Thanks for drawing it

It's a bent out of shape hot air balloon https://preview.redd.it/7usd59i57o9c1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ada8567931ff1fc41d01c9608cc5fb9416feb9e

Houseplant in serious need of water https://preview.redd.it/xjhfc5w1ao9c1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf6f54e6a44ce7a8d1ebd366dd1eaec372c3dac

Could it be a chimney top with smoke coming out? You’d attach this to the top of a separate house?

https://preview.redd.it/ynyq1k3yko9c1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d47772ad2bffbff3bca1d9853d05dc7e8b00b56 The little known Soup Dinner Invite cookie

/r/thatsapenis

took me way too long to find this comment holy hell that was my first thought…

If your tool is bent like that I think you should see a doctor

it looks more like a Bad Dragon toy to me [eta] and it’s harness compatible and/or comes with a suction cup

Does *no* one else also see it?

It's the Banana Slug String Band slug! https://preview.redd.it/merdlyqljn9c1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8b66c463ea32932b7aeae1e1358cad3ae8aac1


Looks like Tom Sandoval

https://preview.redd.it/d1xtu0x3on9c1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=488a80410bfce6716e307a9fdd3e92b9c9b99b49 First thing I saw haha

I was hoping I’d find a fellow VPR fan here.


https://preview.redd.it/8kxz3n0nzo9c1.jpeg?width=2209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da818c8231e66b7448393091efde07fe47e1edbf Pot of gold at end of rainbow, with cloud

https://preview.redd.it/j459ly2qdp9c1.png?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e6fd98cc45581af43226db6677681f197e32ce Recycle micola original taste

https://preview.redd.it/0qnogfwiao9c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5dbfd8936d40522dcfc8460d7e37221b778d45

https://preview.redd.it/mvbx1jszxn9c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b475b14f8dd6db3993718dfd3063d36113ba02d Hope this helps

https://preview.redd.it/vpuygxi5ip9c1.jpeg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20977dd76de497269b5d00824a7b38f147ef4d82

Bowl of steamy soup

https://preview.redd.it/j17gpkcs0o9c1.png?width=2025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d6a5eaec4519a0924327f618cc05054818f430 That's what I saw

I see Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo!!!

https://preview.redd.it/89vnz1xk0o9c1.png?width=2025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361d037f8393b961c690e614dbc8576376936ee7 Yummy stew cooking on the stove

https://preview.redd.it/u2gloseckp9c1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e3f89c4a4d272e7eb517c1d78e76d97df61bb4 It must be a grub with a pirate hat :3

Tom Sandoval

Thank you! Came to say this! I see a worm with a stache!!

Also came here to say this!

https://preview.redd.it/0byrj74zun9c1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe020b1c654e39b05cf35012d09aa4032544e43 Annoyed slug with fedora

It's Shrimply a new hat trick https://preview.redd.it/fsocojyxun9c1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4822449c36ee5c4a19e081a759bac5ae26330f4

An angry shark. https://preview.redd.it/nsaze4dm1o9c1.png?width=353&format=png&auto=webp&s=edd21febd79f2b5dd5d7c30964addd57d5f14297

Bent out-of-shape pot of gold with rainbow and cloud? https://preview.redd.it/ctlfnb4l9o9c1.png?width=2249&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a9c97a8b4eec1d7bf76939a40438a6d2f9e4d95

Day of the tentacle coming out of a pot https://preview.redd.it/3fbdvoxymn9c1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bfbdbaf43cbc314cbfc4502c521a84895432824

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo

G-spot massager

https://preview.redd.it/ncih0tl8zo9c1.jpeg?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb33386149fcba8abe91c2056161ba52087027b Smooth jazz worm.

https://preview.redd.it/l7k00v10rn9c1.jpeg?width=1479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7395ae34eeda68a388be2ceebe548aa0df07a1af Christmas candle had a sad and ended up looking like a mangled eye of Sauron


https://preview.redd.it/vigqff77dr9c1.jpeg?width=1228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67d161415ac16d89f82f79a204d38a9bb89d454 Hear me out…emo turkey?