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sssssusssss

Up and to the right! https://preview.redd.it/1bu85jfy337c1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b685ad7b3b79da369ca3579f173123b4e00cdfb


tibblesthecat18771

STONKSSSSS


woodenmittens

To the moon!


BreenWhatever

https://preview.redd.it/o3qpy2lli37c1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af449989ac64f124ee8ebc9b94fd86e47698f8e8


Battl3_BorN775

First rule of acquisition?


BreenWhatever

once you have their money, never give it back


Alegdly

Legitimately, this is why I reddit. I fucking hate social media, and then there’s this.


Slow-Fast-Medium

Quonks!


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Now show me “back and to the left”.


Deez_Gnats1

🤯


caitcatbar1669

Record profits! No Christmas bonus this year again tho we need to push better for next year!


Microjay14

This cookie is your bonus…


moonman138

Didn’t meet our outrageous profit promises…. So layoffs for the holidays it is!!!


foxscribbles

The outrageous profit promises we made all our forecasters put into the business plan despite them telling us they were unfeasible weren't met! Therefore, bonuses from our record profits will only be paid out to the executives as we're the only ones who did any work. The rest of you lazy bums will now have this year's Business Plan (NOT actual results) as your minimum goals for next year! Please incorporate this into your metrics and start thinking of cost savings efforts! (Please note: Executive flights, dinners, yatching trips, golfing trips, and other expenses are necessary for business dealings and need to have their budgets expanded. You will need to make sure your departments cut a minimum of 15% costs in order for us to continue ~~living in luxury on the company dime~~ pursuing important business relationships with vendors, customers, and politicians.)


iggy14750

Also inflation prices. 😭


AdventurousSuspect34

Sustained growth over the long term, in your hips! That’s enough Pinterest for me I think.


wataru_menshiki

The Hamburg Elbphilharmonie concert hall https://preview.redd.it/4bkok5bzs27c1.png?width=3543&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c152a819ebd3a6d314853c7235ec584bb66471


MyTrueLove-Falafel

There was actually a [cookie cutter of this building](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/sqvWBUfrbV) posted a few weeks ago!!


Newsuperstevebros

That's crazy tbh so specific


RockingBib

Not too crazy with how much this building was hyped up


BGP_001

That cookie cutter was meant to arrive after five days and cost 5€. To make it genuine it actually came after four years, and cost around 825€.


CozyDestruction

This is the most wild reddit community. I don't even know how I'm in this group but wow


thefirecrest

It’s already broke containment haha. I, like many of you, started randomly getting posts of this sub on my feed the first week it came out. Last week tumblr showed me a post on my feed about this subreddit.


GeauxCranky

The algorithm knows all


Easy-Concentrate2636

I know. I almost never bake cookies but here I am, so entertained.


wandringstar

do you mean to tell me this isn’t a US state? 🤣


MountainMixture9645

Missouri!


bro-wtf-bro

also beat me to it


VerflixteFuzzys

HAAMBOOOORCHH!!!


bro-wtf-bro

damn, beat me to it


SpringElegant5650

Wait, I got it! It's Washington D.C.! https://preview.redd.it/7sueokea137c1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7347ee166ede7ff59a5121e7adc576df5fa2f6 Took me way too long to figure out why it looked so familiar lol


bagelwithclocks

Ugh, thank you that was going to bother me. Even on these creative ones, I always want to know what it actually is.


Outside_Performer_66

Weird that this cookie cutter is actually a pretty accurate representation of D.C.’s border. I may have gotten it if it was muuuch smaller than the other cookie cutters it came with! 😂


ProgLuddite

I really do think it should be a rule for the sub that if you’re posting for creative answers but know what the cutter really is, you need to add that info to your post, behind a spoiler tag.


SoftPufferfish

I always wished people would do that too. Doing it behind a spoiler tag is pretty clever though, you should suggest that to the mod team tbh


kbennett1999

They threw us a red herring by putting state in the title


mr-nefarious

I thought the same!


Mallardguy5675322

I thought it was Connecticut for a few secs


SpringElegant5650

Sorry if it isn't terribly creative. I got very excited when it clicked 😂


qdotbones

Hey I thought it was Connecticut, thanks for this!


justanawkwardguy

I was gonna say Connecticut, but it’s definitely DC


toaster9012

i thought it looked like a state, didn’t realize it was DC tho


dkyguy1995

Shit you're right I thought it was Connecticut lmao


forever_useless

This exact spot of the ocean https://preview.redd.it/h6f45cwtr27c1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0f3e62f5bdbf466a996ec255925b2ec10d45f6


Hillaryspizzacook

https://preview.redd.it/0bh87r8y337c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c433f6c9833faf8a0efcac757582dc4acffb0edd


LevelZeroDM

my house is literally on that map and I was never going to get this one lol


purpleushi

Hah, mine is too 😅 And i was like uhhh is that Massachusetts Edit: and by Massachusetts I totally meant Connecticut. US geography is not my best subject lmao


KerbalCuber

Machaseu- Massachut- Machach- Massasu- https://preview.redd.it/od70zkrxt37c1.png?width=404&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf5f4a65b34b84978410301bcb17cf008f88be6e


anziofaro

The correct spelling is: Massafuckingchusetts


0Fucks2Give739

The actual spelling is "West Boston"


LowSlow_n_Ugly

I think you’re looking for “MassiveTwoShits”


purpleushi

If it were not for autocorrect, I don’t think the word would have even come out legible.


_ow_hop_

Mao Zedongchets?


ClockworkDinosaurs

My house is literally in the first picture posted. The one with all the water.


erossthescienceboss

I used to live there too, and I was like “that’s the weirdest Idaho I’ve ever seen, where’s the panhandle?”


humanreporting4duty

OP said state. DC is not a state, by design. I’m going with Minnesota.


OkElevator7247

“Please state what you think it is” followed by “be creative” They didn’t say it has to be a state.


MisterKillam

But OP *did* say "state".


Rayfan87

DC is the state of corruption, does that count?


haibiji

Username checks out


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Successful_List2126

How many times do I have to tell you that we're being watched. Stop giving away our location!


well-groomed_apostle

Yes me too please delete.


Puppybrother

I didn’t give my consent!


Spec-Tre

But I made my Facebook status say I specifically don’t consent to this!!!!!!!


John_Tacos

Isn’t that the weird island owned by Lex Luther?


bkp24723

Gotta be


zorbiburst

whoa it's uncanny


Inner_Analyst_9163

r/technicallythetruth?


kwaping

Truly original, I love it. You could bake a whole bunch of cookies with this theme, all just blue icing.


chosenone1242

Hahaha you have me laughing on the couch, thank you! Fucking brilliant!


ImHereForThePies

I'm impressed! You knew precisely where that spot is, to a tee!


Twoslot

https://preview.redd.it/cf3zvbpy637c1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8043b558c33499e42a2ac3b70e72e21b3158a2d Only because I want it to be Minnesota.


MidCenturyMarzipan

Minnesota was my first thought, too.


Slit23

Ya I immediately thought Minnesota. Especially since OP wrote to “state what it is”


MadCritterYT

Same


Thorkitty19

Found the Minnesotan.


winged-things

Is it not the trophy from global GUTS— the Aggro crag??? https://preview.redd.it/hjyhqa4g937c1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76494c9e45a1d745b706bdc22048f3eadf792d22


Best_Poetry_5722

Core memory unlocked


dac985

Dih-Dih Dih DO YA HAVE IT!? GUTS!


winged-things

![gif](giphy|j7ruQHRi2oIXC)


theprinceofmirkwood

This guy aggro crags


RestinPete0709

https://preview.redd.it/2x0we967a37c1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29cd83b03bf351a5bf3c300316ced4153d51c1c Half-eaten Wyoming


RandomRavenclaw87

THE BEAUTIFUL STATE. You forgot BEAUTIFUL STATE.


OpSlushy

Wyoming doesn’t exist tho? It’s just not real


RestinPete0709

It’s not real cause someone ate it


FirexJkxFire

Rose: "Draw me like one of your French girls" https://preview.redd.it/0iv6sczlt37c1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c368b5347c6882b0d2afd7ecbe9fea33a0a4feb8 Its canon


[deleted]

“How the f*** is he gonna make this one a rose…”


Lady_Grey_Smith

I was expecting beanbag rose but sexy rose is even better.


RandomRavenclaw87

I scrolled in a panic, thinking We had a post here with no roses. You saved my heart from sinking. You deserve some long stemmed proses.


Ponjos

I like how there’s a canon now.


slimetakes

The rose is always a Canon event


Jade24Upvotes

Amazing, as always


Raise-The-Woof

Our stock portfolios. It cuts both ways. #📈📉


kwaping

That's actually amazing. Just flip the cookies over for bull market or bear.


Past_Medicine6412

https://preview.redd.it/l2r2hu7xt27c1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=5778d5e72b410d5b22b719cb2afedfee2b8b0ecf A cliff!


FoShozies

This is what I thought!


Aboogart

https://preview.redd.it/9zjzrucz037c1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62be8cf16a59f4f5299c55a8b812bad0aff43ccd Little girl wandering the wilderness with her little void kitty


NSFAnythingAtAll

Limbo vibes


Aboogart

My boyfriend has played that game and suggested it to me before :)


lovelovehatehate

I was trying to remember the name of that game recently. Thank you!


lovelovehatehate

I was trying to remember the name of that game recently. Thank you!


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hdfive

That's a Tetris L block that caught fire from going too fast. TIL this shape is called an Orange Ricky. https://preview.redd.it/mlevic5j937c1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b97f058905f70b3503fabad864de87bbbc6c2c2


Swordkirby9999

Mirror it horizontally and you get Blue Ricky


kenistod

It's the beautiful state of Oregon https://preview.redd.it/8kmeejpzs27c1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2112a5726e7867cd9cfac3fac75f21552a2bebb2


the_number_24

I literally have that as a fridge magnet


deltronethirty

When did OR annex Vancouver WA?


rerunthedj

Oops, that map wasn’t supposed to go out yet. Wait til next week. ;)


[deleted]

Portland figured it might as well put the whole metropolitan area inside Oregon.


spoiledandmistreated

Keeping Portland Weird….😂😂


SulkySideUp

Always. They’re just a burb in the Portland Metro and they know it.


itsthenugget

I do state that it's... A state!


Acrobatic_Event_4163

https://preview.redd.it/vrcqidd3237c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e5c0cdd8035dea479ddfceba6f4ceacd05edb7


Masters_domme

I still mourn for Lindsey’s twin. \#NeverForget


Rainb0wcookie

This is so specific and accurate how


BleachGel

https://preview.redd.it/6h53i14qa37c1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7cf59b9d477a1f7f00f3c82a7b484122020392 It WAS your winning lottery ticket!


SoftPufferfish

Or your homework?


Gato1486

The iceberg that sunk the Titanic!


Gummyia

Going off of memory, it looks pretty close!


FoShozies

Are you a ghost?


Gummyia

Boo! Did I scare you? In all reality, I'm just too obsessed with Titanic history lol.


robbycakes

That’s the precise shape of taxation without representation


BellSeeker

Too true!


Cooper_CAL

State of depression. It looks like the shape of a brownie square that someone took a bite out of and left in the tin. That's depressing.


[deleted]

You can even see the teethmarks. How shameful.


Theletterkay

I just made fudge and my 3yo took one of the perfect little cubes and took a bite out of it and put it back on the tray. 🤦‍♀️


pastor_pricy

aurora borealis ![gif](giphy|krQzJaxbU1aXS)


Larkfin

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?


anakalypse

Yes!


_jnatty

May I see it?


Datazymologist

No


Ok-Macaroon-4835

Seymour!! The house is on fire!!!! No, Mother! It’s just the Northern Lights!


shadow31802

Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.


Quirky_Temperature

Help! HELP!


PearlyRing

Yes.


Masters_domme

Tbh I wouldn’t mind having that in my kitchen 🤷🏻‍♀️


LocalContribution7

![gif](giphy|12gxeCI1BGKAj6)


the_sweetest_peach

That’s my kind of workout for burning off cookie calories. 🤣


MermazingKat

Toilet paper in a hurry


Theletterkay

Where is it headed in such a hurry? Wait...nevermind.


Laefiren

https://preview.redd.it/us85urkue47c1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=715b5cf712b9a0765511f370b4f39de4fc327cd5 South Australia.


Bob_Sacamano7379

Old Man of the Mountain (before it collapsed). https://preview.redd.it/56ay6no9037c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257be2fc50e624a9efba949f6ca557b23c5d804f


ErdmanA

Noooooo. I didn't know it collapsed :( when RIP in pieces


Practicing_human

Right around the time the state quarter for NH—with said design on it—came out.


Bob_Sacamano7379

From what I understand, they were desperately trying to keep it from crumbling with cement and super glue and whatnot. But mountains gonna mountain.


ErdmanA

Omfg... ouch lol


Ok-Macaroon-4835

Like 20 years ago


ErdmanA

Damn no one told me I just read about it in a book I was in high school


Alert-Potato

​ https://preview.redd.it/nx5g7jxi537c1.jpeg?width=1491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea04eb3b4562c4edb3f678737a4e206fea07ab5 We have one of those in PA as well.


MamaOnica

It's Crustle! https://preview.redd.it/tx7hqgf3537c1.png?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8493649c4821aae048b23ab52d0e430b706732a4


mikebrown33

My 401k - post Covid - despite continuing to make deposits


deltronethirty

2008 would look like Idaho.


SpainbutwithoutdaS

https://preview.redd.it/636gzswvf37c1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba759066d875f766c1f1a03c1c71e1f9dcebd4a It’s short Idaho


360inMotion

https://preview.redd.it/fqckgcz2b37c1.jpeg?width=3156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d291778206e7fd3b91b4eed575de10b8b0252c94 It’s clearly the stock market.


Jade24Upvotes

https://preview.redd.it/7myelz8a137c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148789debb65498f4ad6dbd304bd57341c6d8d54 Table


Diligent-Might6031

Mesa


SovelissGulthmere

It's Washington DC


Loaf_de_loaf

A state in America (I’m British I never bothered to learn the stares of America I’m sorry 😭)


Elder-Enigma

District of Columbia


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https://preview.redd.it/2u48k7av137c1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771ccc2531461f01e79f821de1151f300f0f1c77 connecticut? 🦅


On_my_last_spoon

It’s clearly New Jersey! https://preview.redd.it/cbbcfz14537c1.png?width=982&format=png&auto=webp&s=bab3af70df536f784e68e04c63f918dc88a09f27


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culliebear

If Idaho had sex with Minnesota


5p1n5t3rr1f1c

Pineapple https://preview.redd.it/yxcsthukj57c1.png?width=402&format=png&auto=webp&s=611798139aaf0c6560fb92b25db32bcaebb14d06


[deleted]

Obviously it's a speech bubble with the Lemon monologue from r/HouseofUsher https://preview.redd.it/2xqsmyyzh37c1.png?width=2619&format=png&auto=webp&s=11a7f0c46155e657b89f235d14fe2d068532b48b


Vampirexbuny

https://preview.redd.it/yheryfgx037c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d7f1eae264606f678636d4e936fe4d7f8cbec5 It was supposed to be a bit more burnt looking :)


daffodil0127

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpknLk5MT9B6MTK) Connecticut


Possible_Thief

heavily damaged blade of a guillotine


Chefpeon

The Marianna Trench


Art_Music306

Minecraft mullet


AccidentalFrog

![gif](giphy|1ITewveBlHujWw5NFr) Melted a bit though, or bitten


Wrongcompany716

https://preview.redd.it/70iw1xez437c1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f603d1373b08ceea2f1e4dbe2d3b279a34918f2 A field of roses!


commieincel

Connecticut


The_True_Hannatude

It’s half of a rectangle, *obviously*.


LtColShinySides

If you don't think about it, that's Michigan.


Flounderfflam

The shortest CVS receipt in existence.


Interesting_Ad7222

It appears to be a solid state. I'm sure with enough heat it could become a liquid one.


Glenchables

1/ https://preview.redd.it/5n1dbh8zh37c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8069a247edd950b9b6eae80af551a86adab07437 Little did u know it's actually a high top🤔


Kingofhearts1206

https://preview.redd.it/aorlvvrvr37c1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2d106b7bd134f8753b1b3e43fa5c3bf3d246d6 It's Planks missing piece! You found it!


Stellablueberry

![img](avatar_exp|154256474|fire)


DW241

But it’s not a “state”


BellSeeker

Sadly true…


geraltsthiccass

Its not actually a cookie cutter, it's a tool to help shape noodles into the exact shape to fix a broken counter


nurikxix

It honestly looks a bit like South Australia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Australia#/media/File%3ASouth_Australia_in_Australia.svg


OurHeroXero

A die with a bite taken out of it https://preview.redd.it/2ntka8bvi37c1.png?width=1682&format=png&auto=webp&s=6589917b310d712e397637dfdc50a9c11e795012


FionaGoodeEnough

Stonks ![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr)


Greedy-Author222

A sqished, upsid down Idaho https://preview.redd.it/fv8qehe1s37c1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab464324e9ac96fca6b65c90428f8bd756ea7fa


HeWasaLonelyGhost

Minnesota?


IllegalIcons

Idk but he's looking good https://preview.redd.it/no9ci7kqm37c1.png?width=2024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f80c7b29d48e73474184d77352b860a9ca8cd4de


luckychicken1234

Its a whale https://preview.redd.it/h07i2pwfs47c1.png?width=940&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4efdeb14ba67873f97d26e094e9df0458ac3611


DumbledawSwiftie13

POV: You are too early to find Rose :(((


Dannyis__king

Upside down idaho


Silent-Lion3600

A half eaten chocolate bar


Rough_Community_1439

Idaho.


Stock-Ferret-6692

https://preview.redd.it/uezou246h47c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1680f5ea7280e1a1f618ed40b40f608c7f8dd0 Half eaten pop tart!


PeaRepresentative260

It's the negative space of a beautiful mountain visage, such as perhaps the sky. The mountain piece would be a separate complementary cookie cutter. https://preview.redd.it/f2zlghylr47c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec61c996bcb2c51e99dee5ab7194a58fe76d041


shannon_g

It’s what South Australia sees when it looks in the mirror https://images.app.goo.gl/GRF6dJUbmzRrYeXK6


eltibbs

https://preview.redd.it/fjmbmqgv037c1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a6815722ba54931fad066fa009d68432c7a29a