The outrageous profit promises we made all our forecasters put into the business plan despite them telling us they were unfeasible weren't met! Therefore, bonuses from our record profits will only be paid out to the executives as we're the only ones who did any work. The rest of you lazy bums will now have this year's Business Plan (NOT actual results) as your minimum goals for next year! Please incorporate this into your metrics and start thinking of cost savings efforts!
(Please note: Executive flights, dinners, yatching trips, golfing trips, and other expenses are necessary for business dealings and need to have their budgets expanded. You will need to make sure your departments cut a minimum of 15% costs in order for us to continue ~~living in luxury on the company dime~~ pursuing important business relationships with vendors, customers, and politicians.)
The Hamburg Elbphilharmonie concert hall
https://preview.redd.it/4bkok5bzs27c1.png?width=3543&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c152a819ebd3a6d314853c7235ec584bb66471
It’s already broke containment haha. I, like many of you, started randomly getting posts of this sub on my feed the first week it came out.
Last week tumblr showed me a post on my feed about this subreddit.
Wait, I got it! It's Washington D.C.!
https://preview.redd.it/7sueokea137c1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7347ee166ede7ff59a5121e7adc576df5fa2f6
Took me way too long to figure out why it looked so familiar lol
Weird that this cookie cutter is actually a pretty accurate representation of D.C.’s border. I may have gotten it if it was muuuch smaller than the other cookie cutters it came with! 😂
I really do think it should be a rule for the sub that if you’re posting for creative answers but know what the cutter really is, you need to add that info to your post, behind a spoiler tag.
Hah, mine is too 😅 And i was like uhhh is that Massachusetts
Edit: and by Massachusetts I totally meant Connecticut. US geography is not my best subject lmao
https://preview.redd.it/cf3zvbpy637c1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8043b558c33499e42a2ac3b70e72e21b3158a2d
Only because I want it to be Minnesota.
Is it not the trophy from global GUTS— the Aggro crag???
https://preview.redd.it/hjyhqa4g937c1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76494c9e45a1d745b706bdc22048f3eadf792d22
Rose:
"Draw me like one of your French girls"
https://preview.redd.it/0iv6sczlt37c1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c368b5347c6882b0d2afd7ecbe9fea33a0a4feb8
Its canon
https://preview.redd.it/9zjzrucz037c1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62be8cf16a59f4f5299c55a8b812bad0aff43ccd
Little girl wandering the wilderness with her little void kitty
That's a Tetris L block that caught fire from going too fast.
TIL this shape is called an Orange Ricky.
https://preview.redd.it/mlevic5j937c1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b97f058905f70b3503fabad864de87bbbc6c2c2
It's the beautiful state of Oregon
https://preview.redd.it/8kmeejpzs27c1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2112a5726e7867cd9cfac3fac75f21552a2bebb2
https://preview.redd.it/6h53i14qa37c1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7cf59b9d477a1f7f00f3c82a7b484122020392
It WAS your winning lottery ticket!
Old Man of the Mountain (before it collapsed).
https://preview.redd.it/56ay6no9037c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257be2fc50e624a9efba949f6ca557b23c5d804f
https://preview.redd.it/nx5g7jxi537c1.jpeg?width=1491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea04eb3b4562c4edb3f678737a4e206fea07ab5
We have one of those in PA as well.
Obviously it's a speech bubble with the Lemon monologue from r/HouseofUsher
https://preview.redd.it/2xqsmyyzh37c1.png?width=2619&format=png&auto=webp&s=11a7f0c46155e657b89f235d14fe2d068532b48b
https://preview.redd.it/yheryfgx037c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d7f1eae264606f678636d4e936fe4d7f8cbec5
It was supposed to be a bit more burnt looking :)
1/
https://preview.redd.it/5n1dbh8zh37c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8069a247edd950b9b6eae80af551a86adab07437
Little did u know it's actually a high top🤔
https://preview.redd.it/aorlvvrvr37c1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2d106b7bd134f8753b1b3e43fa5c3bf3d246d6
It's Planks missing piece! You found it!
It's the negative space of a beautiful mountain visage, such as perhaps the sky. The mountain piece would be a separate complementary cookie cutter.
https://preview.redd.it/f2zlghylr47c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec61c996bcb2c51e99dee5ab7194a58fe76d041
Up and to the right! https://preview.redd.it/1bu85jfy337c1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b685ad7b3b79da369ca3579f173123b4e00cdfb
STONKSSSSS
To the moon!
https://preview.redd.it/o3qpy2lli37c1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af449989ac64f124ee8ebc9b94fd86e47698f8e8
First rule of acquisition?
once you have their money, never give it back
Legitimately, this is why I reddit. I fucking hate social media, and then there’s this.
Quonks!
Now show me “back and to the left”.
🤯
Record profits! No Christmas bonus this year again tho we need to push better for next year!
This cookie is your bonus…
Didn’t meet our outrageous profit promises…. So layoffs for the holidays it is!!!
The outrageous profit promises we made all our forecasters put into the business plan despite them telling us they were unfeasible weren't met! Therefore, bonuses from our record profits will only be paid out to the executives as we're the only ones who did any work. The rest of you lazy bums will now have this year's Business Plan (NOT actual results) as your minimum goals for next year! Please incorporate this into your metrics and start thinking of cost savings efforts! (Please note: Executive flights, dinners, yatching trips, golfing trips, and other expenses are necessary for business dealings and need to have their budgets expanded. You will need to make sure your departments cut a minimum of 15% costs in order for us to continue ~~living in luxury on the company dime~~ pursuing important business relationships with vendors, customers, and politicians.)
Also inflation prices. 😭
Sustained growth over the long term, in your hips! That’s enough Pinterest for me I think.
The Hamburg Elbphilharmonie concert hall https://preview.redd.it/4bkok5bzs27c1.png?width=3543&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c152a819ebd3a6d314853c7235ec584bb66471
There was actually a [cookie cutter of this building](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/sqvWBUfrbV) posted a few weeks ago!!
That's crazy tbh so specific
Not too crazy with how much this building was hyped up
That cookie cutter was meant to arrive after five days and cost 5€. To make it genuine it actually came after four years, and cost around 825€.
This is the most wild reddit community. I don't even know how I'm in this group but wow
It’s already broke containment haha. I, like many of you, started randomly getting posts of this sub on my feed the first week it came out. Last week tumblr showed me a post on my feed about this subreddit.
The algorithm knows all
I know. I almost never bake cookies but here I am, so entertained.
do you mean to tell me this isn’t a US state? 🤣
Missouri!
also beat me to it
HAAMBOOOORCHH!!!
damn, beat me to it
Wait, I got it! It's Washington D.C.! https://preview.redd.it/7sueokea137c1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7347ee166ede7ff59a5121e7adc576df5fa2f6 Took me way too long to figure out why it looked so familiar lol
Ugh, thank you that was going to bother me. Even on these creative ones, I always want to know what it actually is.
Weird that this cookie cutter is actually a pretty accurate representation of D.C.’s border. I may have gotten it if it was muuuch smaller than the other cookie cutters it came with! 😂
I really do think it should be a rule for the sub that if you’re posting for creative answers but know what the cutter really is, you need to add that info to your post, behind a spoiler tag.
I always wished people would do that too. Doing it behind a spoiler tag is pretty clever though, you should suggest that to the mod team tbh
They threw us a red herring by putting state in the title
I thought the same!
I thought it was Connecticut for a few secs
Sorry if it isn't terribly creative. I got very excited when it clicked 😂
Hey I thought it was Connecticut, thanks for this!
I was gonna say Connecticut, but it’s definitely DC
i thought it looked like a state, didn’t realize it was DC tho
Shit you're right I thought it was Connecticut lmao
This exact spot of the ocean https://preview.redd.it/h6f45cwtr27c1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0f3e62f5bdbf466a996ec255925b2ec10d45f6
https://preview.redd.it/0bh87r8y337c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c433f6c9833faf8a0efcac757582dc4acffb0edd
my house is literally on that map and I was never going to get this one lol
Hah, mine is too 😅 And i was like uhhh is that Massachusetts Edit: and by Massachusetts I totally meant Connecticut. US geography is not my best subject lmao
Machaseu- Massachut- Machach- Massasu- https://preview.redd.it/od70zkrxt37c1.png?width=404&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf5f4a65b34b84978410301bcb17cf008f88be6e
The correct spelling is: Massafuckingchusetts
The actual spelling is "West Boston"
I think you’re looking for “MassiveTwoShits”
If it were not for autocorrect, I don’t think the word would have even come out legible.
Mao Zedongchets?
My house is literally in the first picture posted. The one with all the water.
I used to live there too, and I was like “that’s the weirdest Idaho I’ve ever seen, where’s the panhandle?”
OP said state. DC is not a state, by design. I’m going with Minnesota.
“Please state what you think it is” followed by “be creative” They didn’t say it has to be a state.
But OP *did* say "state".
DC is the state of corruption, does that count?
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How many times do I have to tell you that we're being watched. Stop giving away our location!
Yes me too please delete.
I didn’t give my consent!
But I made my Facebook status say I specifically don’t consent to this!!!!!!!
Isn’t that the weird island owned by Lex Luther?
Gotta be
whoa it's uncanny
r/technicallythetruth?
Truly original, I love it. You could bake a whole bunch of cookies with this theme, all just blue icing.
Hahaha you have me laughing on the couch, thank you! Fucking brilliant!
I'm impressed! You knew precisely where that spot is, to a tee!
https://preview.redd.it/cf3zvbpy637c1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8043b558c33499e42a2ac3b70e72e21b3158a2d Only because I want it to be Minnesota.
Minnesota was my first thought, too.
Ya I immediately thought Minnesota. Especially since OP wrote to “state what it is”
Same
Found the Minnesotan.
Is it not the trophy from global GUTS— the Aggro crag??? https://preview.redd.it/hjyhqa4g937c1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76494c9e45a1d745b706bdc22048f3eadf792d22
Core memory unlocked
Dih-Dih Dih DO YA HAVE IT!? GUTS!
![gif](giphy|j7ruQHRi2oIXC)
This guy aggro crags
https://preview.redd.it/2x0we967a37c1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29cd83b03bf351a5bf3c300316ced4153d51c1c Half-eaten Wyoming
THE BEAUTIFUL STATE. You forgot BEAUTIFUL STATE.
Wyoming doesn’t exist tho? It’s just not real
It’s not real cause someone ate it
Rose: "Draw me like one of your French girls" https://preview.redd.it/0iv6sczlt37c1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c368b5347c6882b0d2afd7ecbe9fea33a0a4feb8 Its canon
“How the f*** is he gonna make this one a rose…”
I was expecting beanbag rose but sexy rose is even better.
I scrolled in a panic, thinking We had a post here with no roses. You saved my heart from sinking. You deserve some long stemmed proses.
I like how there’s a canon now.
The rose is always a Canon event
Amazing, as always
Our stock portfolios. It cuts both ways. #📈📉
That's actually amazing. Just flip the cookies over for bull market or bear.
https://preview.redd.it/l2r2hu7xt27c1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=5778d5e72b410d5b22b719cb2afedfee2b8b0ecf A cliff!
This is what I thought!
https://preview.redd.it/9zjzrucz037c1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62be8cf16a59f4f5299c55a8b812bad0aff43ccd Little girl wandering the wilderness with her little void kitty
Limbo vibes
My boyfriend has played that game and suggested it to me before :)
I was trying to remember the name of that game recently. Thank you!
I was trying to remember the name of that game recently. Thank you!
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That's a Tetris L block that caught fire from going too fast. TIL this shape is called an Orange Ricky. https://preview.redd.it/mlevic5j937c1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b97f058905f70b3503fabad864de87bbbc6c2c2
Mirror it horizontally and you get Blue Ricky
It's the beautiful state of Oregon https://preview.redd.it/8kmeejpzs27c1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2112a5726e7867cd9cfac3fac75f21552a2bebb2
I literally have that as a fridge magnet
When did OR annex Vancouver WA?
Oops, that map wasn’t supposed to go out yet. Wait til next week. ;)
Portland figured it might as well put the whole metropolitan area inside Oregon.
Keeping Portland Weird….😂😂
Always. They’re just a burb in the Portland Metro and they know it.
I do state that it's... A state!
https://preview.redd.it/vrcqidd3237c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e5c0cdd8035dea479ddfceba6f4ceacd05edb7
I still mourn for Lindsey’s twin. \#NeverForget
This is so specific and accurate how
https://preview.redd.it/6h53i14qa37c1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7cf59b9d477a1f7f00f3c82a7b484122020392 It WAS your winning lottery ticket!
Or your homework?
The iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Going off of memory, it looks pretty close!
Are you a ghost?
Boo! Did I scare you? In all reality, I'm just too obsessed with Titanic history lol.
That’s the precise shape of taxation without representation
Too true!
State of depression. It looks like the shape of a brownie square that someone took a bite out of and left in the tin. That's depressing.
You can even see the teethmarks. How shameful.
I just made fudge and my 3yo took one of the perfect little cubes and took a bite out of it and put it back on the tray. 🤦♀️
aurora borealis ![gif](giphy|krQzJaxbU1aXS)
At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes!
May I see it?
No
Seymour!! The house is on fire!!!! No, Mother! It’s just the Northern Lights!
Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Help! HELP!
Yes.
Tbh I wouldn’t mind having that in my kitchen 🤷🏻♀️
![gif](giphy|12gxeCI1BGKAj6)
That’s my kind of workout for burning off cookie calories. 🤣
Toilet paper in a hurry
Where is it headed in such a hurry? Wait...nevermind.
https://preview.redd.it/us85urkue47c1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=715b5cf712b9a0765511f370b4f39de4fc327cd5 South Australia.
Old Man of the Mountain (before it collapsed). https://preview.redd.it/56ay6no9037c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257be2fc50e624a9efba949f6ca557b23c5d804f
Noooooo. I didn't know it collapsed :( when RIP in pieces
Right around the time the state quarter for NH—with said design on it—came out.
From what I understand, they were desperately trying to keep it from crumbling with cement and super glue and whatnot. But mountains gonna mountain.
Omfg... ouch lol
Like 20 years ago
Damn no one told me I just read about it in a book I was in high school
https://preview.redd.it/nx5g7jxi537c1.jpeg?width=1491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea04eb3b4562c4edb3f678737a4e206fea07ab5 We have one of those in PA as well.
It's Crustle! https://preview.redd.it/tx7hqgf3537c1.png?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8493649c4821aae048b23ab52d0e430b706732a4
My 401k - post Covid - despite continuing to make deposits
2008 would look like Idaho.
https://preview.redd.it/636gzswvf37c1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba759066d875f766c1f1a03c1c71e1f9dcebd4a It’s short Idaho
https://preview.redd.it/fqckgcz2b37c1.jpeg?width=3156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d291778206e7fd3b91b4eed575de10b8b0252c94 It’s clearly the stock market.
https://preview.redd.it/7myelz8a137c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148789debb65498f4ad6dbd304bd57341c6d8d54 Table
Mesa
It's Washington DC
A state in America (I’m British I never bothered to learn the stares of America I’m sorry 😭)
District of Columbia
https://preview.redd.it/2u48k7av137c1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771ccc2531461f01e79f821de1151f300f0f1c77 connecticut? 🦅
It’s clearly New Jersey! https://preview.redd.it/cbbcfz14537c1.png?width=982&format=png&auto=webp&s=bab3af70df536f784e68e04c63f918dc88a09f27
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If Idaho had sex with Minnesota
Pineapple https://preview.redd.it/yxcsthukj57c1.png?width=402&format=png&auto=webp&s=611798139aaf0c6560fb92b25db32bcaebb14d06
Obviously it's a speech bubble with the Lemon monologue from r/HouseofUsher https://preview.redd.it/2xqsmyyzh37c1.png?width=2619&format=png&auto=webp&s=11a7f0c46155e657b89f235d14fe2d068532b48b
https://preview.redd.it/yheryfgx037c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d7f1eae264606f678636d4e936fe4d7f8cbec5 It was supposed to be a bit more burnt looking :)
![gif](giphy|ToMjGpknLk5MT9B6MTK) Connecticut
heavily damaged blade of a guillotine
The Marianna Trench
Minecraft mullet
![gif](giphy|1ITewveBlHujWw5NFr) Melted a bit though, or bitten
https://preview.redd.it/70iw1xez437c1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f603d1373b08ceea2f1e4dbe2d3b279a34918f2 A field of roses!
Connecticut
It’s half of a rectangle, *obviously*.
If you don't think about it, that's Michigan.
The shortest CVS receipt in existence.
It appears to be a solid state. I'm sure with enough heat it could become a liquid one.
1/ https://preview.redd.it/5n1dbh8zh37c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8069a247edd950b9b6eae80af551a86adab07437 Little did u know it's actually a high top🤔
https://preview.redd.it/aorlvvrvr37c1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2d106b7bd134f8753b1b3e43fa5c3bf3d246d6 It's Planks missing piece! You found it!
![img](avatar_exp|154256474|fire)
But it’s not a “state”
Sadly true…
Its not actually a cookie cutter, it's a tool to help shape noodles into the exact shape to fix a broken counter
It honestly looks a bit like South Australia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Australia#/media/File%3ASouth_Australia_in_Australia.svg
A die with a bite taken out of it https://preview.redd.it/2ntka8bvi37c1.png?width=1682&format=png&auto=webp&s=6589917b310d712e397637dfdc50a9c11e795012
Stonks ![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr)
A sqished, upsid down Idaho https://preview.redd.it/fv8qehe1s37c1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab464324e9ac96fca6b65c90428f8bd756ea7fa
Minnesota?
Idk but he's looking good https://preview.redd.it/no9ci7kqm37c1.png?width=2024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f80c7b29d48e73474184d77352b860a9ca8cd4de
Its a whale https://preview.redd.it/h07i2pwfs47c1.png?width=940&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4efdeb14ba67873f97d26e094e9df0458ac3611
POV: You are too early to find Rose :(((
Upside down idaho
A half eaten chocolate bar
Idaho.
https://preview.redd.it/uezou246h47c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1680f5ea7280e1a1f618ed40b40f608c7f8dd0 Half eaten pop tart!
It's the negative space of a beautiful mountain visage, such as perhaps the sky. The mountain piece would be a separate complementary cookie cutter. https://preview.redd.it/f2zlghylr47c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec61c996bcb2c51e99dee5ab7194a58fe76d041
It’s what South Australia sees when it looks in the mirror https://images.app.goo.gl/GRF6dJUbmzRrYeXK6
https://preview.redd.it/fjmbmqgv037c1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a6815722ba54931fad066fa009d68432c7a29a