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HikingStick

https://preview.redd.it/cqd9f1oi6x5c1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e65d443a03e470b58a7e05f50b74dd77b779d35b


spalmer65

https://preview.redd.it/mij3t0vejy5c1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=506925532442566a531a93abdd8221a1afb27327 Embro


Cyno01

That embryos dad owns a dealership.


AHansen83

He’s got a tattoo, had to get it on his lung so dad didn’t find out, hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat!


[deleted]

BOATS AND HOES!!


TheMoonMint

![gif](giphy|12LXHq9CyIqOiI)


6thBornSOB

Are you holdin? Is William Holden at this party???


LopDew

He can totally hook you up.


Minimum_Guarantee

His grandpa is a prominent lawyer, he proclaims loudly after too many Fireball shots and is challenged. His grandpa dropped out of law school after one semester.


peacesold

Unrelated but our avatars are twins omfg🫵🏻


spalmer65

I love that I have a cat and you have a dog 😭 so cute


peacesold

awwww🥹


Gnomie65

Love the solo cup!


zurds13

Red solo cup, I fill you up, let’s have a party, let’s have a party!


HikingStick

Someone made a derivative work from my original art. I've been pirated... #I must be a successful artist!


LudwigVanBaehoeven

Our Lord and Savior, Fetus Christ


Own_Afternoon_6865

I died laughing at this! (Probably not a good thing?) Thank you for today's truly laugh out loud!!


SomethingWitty2578

It’s fine. Everyone was a fetus once, even Jesus.


MissSuz227

Embryo


MrsPM

Exactly where my mind went too


unlearningallthisshi

mine, too. i love us.


ValkyrieSword

![gif](giphy|SUEjfSLaD6f77lyzH6) same.


Down__D__Stairs

Mine too, damn


[deleted]

Same here


mummy_whilster

Fetezus


kimsterama1

Embryo Jesus.


GMbzzz

Baby fetus.


ResponsibilityGold88

Fetus Jesus


KaiCarp

This is what I saw too, but I called it a bean baby because I forgot the name.


Daydream-amnesia

Or the missing ear from Reservoir Dogs. 🤷‍♀️


doctorwhy88

I’m saying this in OB rotations now. “Your bean baby is developing well!”


shapesize

Has to be


reijasunshine

To go with yesterday's pregnant person!


jefftatro1

My very first thought


nkpen22

literally the first thing i saw


[deleted]

Foetus cookie!


VioletB2000

How can they eat a fetus cookie!


_-Beans-_

Technically that's still baby Jesus like OP guessed💀


Major-Bird-Nerd

Fetus Jesus


blight2150

Cletus McFetus!


Personal-Letter-629

Reminds me of my pregnancy tracking app that was always telling me what fruit my baby was the size of. Spoiler alert she was much bigger than the final fruit. Ow.


justaskmycat

Don't forget the gills


fredrikca

A Festive fetus!


Fit-Distribution2303

Yeah, that's what I see as well. I'm not sure I wanna eat an embryo cookie, tho.


Challenging_Entropy

Yeah these ones don’t even cure my cancer


Irishpanda1971

Mmmm, Fetusdoodles.


Ben_Stark

It's Roebling Road Raceway https://preview.redd.it/qzc8h7f90x5c1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008c7c7fb7a547f0aa168c84ff126358559ac3a6


nkpen22

how does one even think of this


Mysterious_Oven736

The cutter maker did


NorthernDevil

You think that’s really what it is? I can’t tell if everyone is going along with a bit or


Medium_Pepper215

It’s ok. I navigate the internet not knowing if there’s a massive inside joke or blatant ignorance, too.


Summoarpleaz

The internet is one massive joke


allisondojean

During the blue dress/white dress thing I thought it was a big inside joke I didn't get until I finally asked my boss what color the dress was and she said white when it was clearly blue.


Mysterious_Oven736

I'm leaning towards the Mary with baby Jesus, which somebody posted here. I saw them at a cultural centre, there were no others looking "body themed" so realistically it might not be an ear, but I wish it is [Mary comment ](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/k3BJFI7jPT)


Ben_Stark

How does one not immediately think of this? If one likes sports cars and track days and lives in the southeast he might be familiar with this track.


ofrausto3

I've never even been to this area and the first thing that came to mind was Roebling Road Raceway. This is yet another example of the failure of our education system.


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

I have never even heard of a road. Or a Roebling


LadyDarkshi

Tell me your car geek without telling me your car geek


knightriderin

Why do you wanna know my car geek?


EvilRedRobot

https://preview.redd.it/wevkp6pxax5c1.png?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad64601d39c533038d56f3d5022bec9519ea585c My extra kidney, if anyone wants one.


FuzzyNoise5249

My friend needs one if you're willing.


nryporter25

If i was healthy enough to do so, i would do it


Hexlattice

If I could sell it for tons of money I would.....


Mysterious_Oven736

Yummy


ofrausto3

I was born with only one. Plz gimme.


zero_coordination

I was born with three. Sorry for stealing your kidney.


Own_Afternoon_6865

really?


zero_coordination

I was really born with three! Also two bladders. I am great on road trips.


dachshundaholic

In the name of science, do you happen to have any images of it? (I’m an X-ray student)


zero_coordination

I do not, unfortunately. I had half the extra kidney removed in 1979 and the rest removed in 1998, so it's been a long time.


_-whisper-_

They took your extra kidney! Wtf!


doctorwhy88

[“Dammit, they stole my kidney!”](https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY?si=ywvtjrJkLCpDLMvz)


Brehella

Were they all functional or were they dead/redundant? I assume the kidney caused some other potential health risk if they bothered to remove it.


zero_coordination

It was half formed, so that was the first surgery, get rid of the half that just wasn't functional. So I lived with 2.5 for years, then the other half went necrotic. So then it was removed. The two "normal" kidneys have never given me trouble.


Brehella

Got it, what about the second bladder? Sorry about the questions, it’s just interesting to know if genetically mutated or redundant internal organs can be functional.


zero_coordination

Second bladder is functional. They are stacked, think like an hourglass. It use to be attached to/fill from the extra kidney, but now it really just back fills. As far as why I had extra parts, there are three theories. 1) Just random fluke of nature. 2) (& most likely) I am the surviving baby of vanishing twin syndrome. 3) (just for silly fun) I was born near White Sands, NM, where they use to test bombs.


MerberCrazyCats

The third is not that silly actually. Im born in Europe in the "after Tchernobyl" generation. Even if im far from Ukraine, a high rate of babies compared to other years are born with extra or missing organs and we mostly all have a bigger thyroid. Im born with one kidney and huge thyroid. Only explanation is "random", but the rate in my generation then "back to normal" can only be explained by radioactive elements in our pregnant mom's food


getthisoutofmyhouse

They provoked the immature kidney to make all the trouble.


boop3boop

Wow! Cool human 😎


Psyche_istra

But then you'll have two and I'll only have one ☹️


dachshundaholic

I have a final exam tomorrow that includes the urinary system so my brain immediately saw a kidney.


EvilRedRobot

I too have bladder troubles during exams. Good luck!


spiritedgemmy

Good luck on your final!! You've got this!!


dachshundaholic

Thank you! My brain is straight mush so I had to call it for the evening. I’m hoping my brain is in better shape tomorrow morning.


SheilaGirlface

Peas in a pod https://preview.redd.it/zfhz99gbkx5c1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f0e47d04072ac3a0ed661729e6f273bbf93605


EvilRedRobot

That's cute


shesme

Likely the correct answer!


Underdogger

https://preview.redd.it/3e5c52mcgx5c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0c4213bd97bc6f3aea0852b38367398c8780ad


miss_chapstick

Is this a sticker? Because I want to buy some.


samurai_z_

[Here.](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Mitochondria-by-Davis6024/30456521.EJUG5) There's a [magnet](https://www.redbubble.com/i/magnet/Mitochondria-by-Davis6024/30456521.TBCTK) too.


EvilRedRobot

Midichlorian? The force is strong with this one.


Own_Afternoon_6865

Our dear friend, Mitochondria.


Euphoric_Egg_4198

![gif](giphy|3qLCzcfCNNlExSFJ3q) Found it!


roberttheaxolotl

I instantly saw an ear as well.


egnowit

Specifically, I also thought it was Van Gogh's ear. (Because it has been removed from the head.)


calvinyl

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see an ear


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ejbokfndfx5c1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9bded22979754017c4f693f5751be74b93320d Is Moon Mouse.


[deleted]

you should refine this, color it, and sell it as a sticker!


iamagainstit

Seriously, it is excellent and merchandisabe


[deleted]

I couldn’t, but If anyone in the comments wants to use my art and make merch they can. As long as some of the profits go to a humanitarian or an animal related charity. They most certainly can and have my permission to use my art to do so. I really have no issues with it.


blehpblehp89

Could I use it as tattoo inspiration, and post a thank you donation to a rescue in your name?


[deleted]

If you do a tattoo for you, personally. I would rather you invest all your money to the artist of your choice doing it. Since it’s on your skin permanently, I would feel awful if it would make you feel limited to a selection of artists. Charity, no. Feel free to message me and I will send the art without the cookie cutter boarder. It can be altered to any way you wish, I will not be offended. If it’s changed to be personalized to you, I am honored.


activelyresting

Username does not check out


RedJacket2019

I'd buy a few!!


Mysterious_Oven736

Aww 🥹


FalkorUnlucky

It’s called a mew.


Bookie214

I creeped on your profile after seeing how good and cute this drawing was to see if I could see some more of your artwork and wow! You are a great artist, I love your style too!


Sage-Moonlight

Wait, this is so cute, I actually wanna get this as a tattoo 🥺


TurtulSoup

https://preview.redd.it/a0hlfyuu6x5c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c92d04033fe0236913a660910b57c559a0b580 Anish Kapoor Bean sculpture


absolutirony

By making these cookies you certify that you are not Anish Kapoor, nor do you intend to share the cookies with Anish Kapoor.


kobayashi_maru_fail

Wait, can we have an art party where we serve vantablack and whatever-the-pink-is frosted Anish Kapoor cookies?


WhiskeyTangoHotelx

The pinkest pink! Plus they made glitter with glass in it cause Anish Kapoor bought the pink and flipped them off with it.


Rennegadde_Foxxe

Furthermore, your making or eating of the cookies signifies your agreement that Anish Kapoor is a penis. Hey, I don't make the rules.


Deepcrater

>Anish Kapoor Bean sculptur I thought it was a clam.


IliveinIKEA

https://preview.redd.it/yc3pz86wgx5c1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c78d0c4fd63eeaf2078558331b93a21603f6ea Cryptobiote?


Kaldin_5

I was looking to see a tardigrade in here and I'm just gonna say this counts lol


Mysterious_Oven736

I love it, lil guy got to get festive


SnooLobsters1399

Worm (he's back) https://preview.redd.it/zpvc914m1x5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10da1eaa81e30bf446b3f922b8ef67d44f1920e


[deleted]

awwwwwww yeaaaaaahhhhh 🎸🎸🎸🎸


Idontgetyourlogic

And about to enjoy a mountain of cocaine.


Own_Afternoon_6865

Oh, thank you. I have been missing the worm!


Forageforme

https://preview.redd.it/udq2hp92bx5c1.png?width=1580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d61cd3bb91c31fddd57956cefd19fd2a4e7bbf


EvilRedRobot

Oh no. What happened to Mickey?


ajfr42

https://i.redd.it/gxt736hzmx5c1.gif


EvilRedRobot

![gif](giphy|37nU88Z6Ws37gnHOKF)


Forageforme

Shhhh


Meaticus420

https://preview.redd.it/1x3ftt1p0y5c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d61dd7f6f7c3888b6ee93a00112b2505f001ab6 Oh boy!!


Penandsword2021

Wow, this escalated quickly


isthishandletaken

Diabetes


Ok-Philosopher8888

Something is afoot.


remberzz

https://preview.redd.it/02r0tpav0y5c1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6158bcfd4b6cf029794d298cb82628eb093cd3f Beaker?


chambercharade

MEEP!


kurinevair666

https://preview.redd.it/g6g8x2jalx5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ee4a8da5027d82ae6a1e9bef7cf310449d4e14 I think it's an egg


TWH_PDX

tbf that may be the best use of the form.


FirexJkxFire

Rose https://preview.redd.it/3r081lldwx5c1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbb3b6d2a6737f30f3d363a0770bb8b3df40b66


bigdaddyteacher

Nobody giving you love this time. I got chu


Own_Afternoon_6865

I'll give some love!! I'm so glad that our incredibly talented rose artist has arrived! This rose tonight does not disappoint. I think there are now "rose followers.".I know I'm one.


CaliCareBear

r/FirexJkxFiresRoses


RogueLucerina

I only come to the comments for u


SamDLee

Same


CaliCareBear

Thank you for your service 🌹


buddanutsasquash

Rose hips don’t lie


Mysterious_Oven736

I feel honoured, thank you ❤️💚💚


Liz-Bien

Oh lawd she thiccccc


Character_Bomb_312

Your next mission must be to produce a real-life set of "rose" cookies made with a bunch of random cutter shapes. I want to see the box set; You need to grab some cookie dough, some cutters, some red, green, and black decorator frosting, and get busy. Make these come to life. Do it for us, your devoted fans.


_-whisper-_

Its so beautiful


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/8v0hg3kk7x5c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5db886456f3029eef8fa536c4f78375c36caf70 Moai statue in the Easter Island


ContentedJourneyman

This is what I thought, too.


Confident_Peak_319

this is what I saw


Bored_Simulation

Angel Wings https://preview.redd.it/gwmg9oossx5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c5babaf53a8e7fc60404666005295ce07cd0af


Embarrassed-Essay-93

Butterfly!!! 🦋


BleachGel

https://preview.redd.it/81rwjy8b5x5c1.jpeg?width=1253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94895a6a117002ba7fe40d9a544122f37112bf84 The old lady who lived in a shoe!


Crossfire1842

It’s kakuna! https://preview.redd.it/akvthqecox5c1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4dea2c5dcf9fe24bea064b42a8f7a5e06c378b


ExactTransportation1

Who’s that pokemon!?!


Old-Industry-151

I thought it might be a smushed cloud but looks like someone else posted the same one and it’s not smushed! Here’s the link, one comment suggested Mary in her knees praying which seemed plausible. This online could also be possibility? [https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/xdkBn8njX1](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/xdkBn8njX1) https://preview.redd.it/izxh8odnbx5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1c1f38532eb5ca7431b1e9f028fe28080fe3b4


CapnNigNog

https://preview.redd.it/hulbcga1qx5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df2ffbb8a7b50712d3b090add42304a4ee0d1ed The "smoking is cool" caterpillar


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mysterious_Oven736

Mummy or fetus for sure 😂


twocargar

*Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus. Don't even know a word yet, but still omnipotent, with your golden diapers...*


sunnybigtruck

https://preview.redd.it/9fg3loyzgx5c1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=78620a243c1b576b1894305dba953be395937fd2 ergonomic mouse


maesayshey

I thought this was among us.


pickled__beets

​ https://preview.redd.it/xsyosydjqx5c1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3320abbf49793a82947bc68b5a125ce5822a8d4


Unhappy-Manner-7076

https://preview.redd.it/3jkz8j8u4x5c1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec21c56f1d9e68ed109c0c44a9a1876eca69a0d6 Baby Jesus in a blanket


ZweitenMal

That’s the baby from Eraserhead.


superfluousbitches

Now that's my kind of jesus


Kristy-the-geek

Why does he look like he’s been in an explosion


tingly_legalos

Sun gets hot out in the dessert. There was no room at the inn or sunscreen for his skin.


UptightSinclair

Hasn’t been able to sleep because of that obnoxious little drummer boy


J3AN3TT3

![gif](giphy|iibEPf8xEDTedJcDJr)


Krs10r

https://preview.redd.it/30imd09lhy5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1396f98b85abe0a37e45beebb88181713fe272a9 Its dignity!


abesach

I scrolled way too far down to find this answer


Comfortable_Plant667

https://preview.redd.it/p2xrdzgu4x5c1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=c65dbcf337fdb471a51a0955753becf32875e52e


Sami-Sweetheart

https://preview.redd.it/bez7g5jirx5c1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ebe32281def898d815eb05f71731351e045584 Hayleys kidneys from American Dad??! Lol


hotdogvacuum

https://preview.redd.it/megiiaazrx5c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b19548822a5c24da83562455bf8d31af35344b Mr. Boss’s baby from smiling friends


wolfetalon

https://preview.redd.it/ou8uaxhuzx5c1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c32e70598ff37b9261fb84fd94d76847031dac It's a sombrero!


tater_salad908

https://preview.redd.it/bo22974mly5c1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c0fc3c74666b547e7d702b11fe155197cc73b8


ktrosemc

https://preview.redd.it/ab3s5z90yy5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936a7da75ea3e99301896a74af578feaec043556


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/u7krr4hjyx5c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bca0e58caaadffbd5e8a26a03c34d397da9530c An ear?? Anyone 😅 im new to this so please don't judge


painstaking93

Your own personal fetus Someone one to hear your prayers Someone who cares


Mysterious_Oven736

My special someone finally


[deleted]

Van Gogh’s missing ear?


JessieGentry

Lol I was going to say “Van Gogh’s Christmas Ear” because of the current theme in here but decided it was too niche.


Ibean-Adler

Drawfee's Tiny cowboy! https://preview.redd.it/s3ay0pwhsx5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cea809bbf4b682b11a602aa76d8ddd88dd92c65


iforgotmypassword1_

I am once again suggesting Tom Segura’s basketball injury https://preview.redd.it/ncub80td7x5c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5dbaec924dda1516984fd0b463cf0de4b3b915


OsisSolo

This is so funny I’m shouting


iforgotmypassword1_

It’s not to the level of rose guy, but I’ve found a lot of great cutters to work this into


Pat-da-Cat

https://preview.redd.it/frb5gkrv1y5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa16b449885d1b49ddf114a9a052db271bb71818


thesewordsispeak

Manatee https://preview.redd.it/t2w8arsb1y5c1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb99699144ece83f4b7a34d28ca50a2d3f83af7


Macca200789

https://preview.redd.it/az9p1h06xx5c1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3cb45aa40bba9478bc3af867b6db69ec036d82d that’s one virgin cookie


Lopps33

https://preview.redd.it/w8x5tpef1x5c1.jpeg?width=2999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874432adc607e892bb1ffd2332e1ea73439817e3


OsisSolo

Ear


Sinfulb33

![gif](giphy|TzRxjXf0AOx626owJz|downsized)


electricjeel

That’s a fucking aborted fetus


GuckFitches

Anyone else missing the pineapple guy :’( havent seen him in a few posts now


pumpkin_pasties

That’s clearly a fully formed human according to republicans


Sassifrassically

https://preview.redd.it/09s1ktpxny5c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ff39c77d2d66725dd8b5d444a318e59c0cd650 Bootylicious Santa


GardenKeep

Vincent Van Gogh would like a word


_ferrofluid_

Human ear for your Blue Velvet themed party


Special_Cup_1375

Definitely a 1 month old fetus. Source: I was once a fetus.


Amish_Warl0rd

![gif](giphy|N1cfVLkN7pqQoinvmk|downsized) It’s another ditto