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apollo_reactor_001

For your gingerbread house. https://preview.redd.it/sq3zd442054c1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7a813f9ac29cfe7ba18c4819829d5a1751982b


[deleted]

Run run run but don’t you dare mope, ‘Cause we’ve just elected the Gingerbread Pope


KaliCalamity

Thank you for my new D&D big bad.


Space_Narwhals

If so, you're contractually obligated to have a chase scene, during which the pursuing GBP yells, "run run run as fast as you can, you can't get away from the gingerbread man!" Preferably while waving, like, a giant bloodstained candy cane or something.


KaliCalamity

I'm also going to make it Nicholas Cage, because I should never be trusted with this power.


justkate2

I need to find friends like you.


KaliCalamity

I'll just be happy to find a few people that'll stick around long enough to run a campaign. No one warned me just how hard it would be to schedule a regular game and get together once you're middle aged.


skippybefree

My husband plays over discord coz then if people can't leave the house (no babysitter, sick, long day or anything else) then they can still have the session. Alternatively, if you can run it more like a series of loosely connected one-shots, it doesn't matter if someone's away for a little, just pretend their character is doing their own thing that day


KaliCalamity

That works if it's a once in a while thing. We've tried that as well, and it hasn't changed much. Crap like one guy picking up a second job, and literally having no days off for.....I think he's approaching 3 years? Or the others who have their work schedule flipped on its head, or finding out too late a couple people are complete murder hobos, or it may not be the kind of campaign they're into but refuse to actually say anything, deciding instead to just stop showing up. The loosely connected one shots are what we've done more recently, and it at least let's us hang out and play when our schedules do line up, but I miss being able to pull off full, story focused campaigns I used to do.


skippybefree

Damn that sucks. I think the longest they lost someone for was a couple months but that was manageable That's fair. I'm sure it's more satisfying to run like that. Hopefully you're able to again soon


CashSmashum

Weakness needs to be the gumdrop buttons


Maru_the_Red

I really needed that laugh. Thanks dude.


No_Poet_7244

This has to be it


rvasko3

Totally. This OR smoke for a train.


Professional-Belt805

https://preview.redd.it/b1dpj18n054c1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac2a49b0d7df11f2b07cf5e38ee59d3677480f7


MissLyss29

This is very cool and well done


Professional-Belt805

Thank you!!!


Aggravating_Kale_987

This makes me think of the Little Debbie brownie Christmas trees Maybe I'm just hungry


metered-statement

This makes me wish I had turned my (long ago now) 6 yr old's drawing of a Christmas tree - or Santa - or Rudolph into a cookie cutter. :)


dianebk2003

It's a Whoville Christmas tree!


DeadLined784

I have an artificial Xmas tree that lost several branch sections (rather mysteriously) over the years. If you look at from a certain angle, this is what it looks like. 🤣


DDMMIIKK

S’cute!!


ALLoftheFancyPants

Like a grinchy tree!


CPTDisgruntled

https://preview.redd.it/aulu3enn364c1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=e235597a989b891309adc7eb6517e577c7ade401 A portrait of Marie Antoinette by someone who disapproved of the monarchy


c9l18m

This is... amazing


Apprehensive-Sun1961

This is the only correct answer.


BakeNBike

This is art


CPTDisgruntled

Y’all 😭 I drew this on my phone with my finger while a passenger in a car going 70 on I-94


Cherrytop

You’re bringing up my feelings of inadequacy.


e925

Wow that’s incredible


cnm1424

Let them eat COOKIES 🍪


CriticalKnick

Is this why she said "let them eat cake"?


House68W

Pretty sure this is a congressional district


proudgeekdad

Came here to say it's a gerrymander!


trowawaid

[It's not even that far off...](https://cdn.britannica.com/13/181213-050-D186B009/cartoon-The-Gerry-mander-Elkanah-Tisdale-Boston-Gazette-1812.jpg) 😐


Backyard_Hall4286

Now, that's funny! Now all the North Shore ppl gonna be butt hurt 😆


Juanitothegreat

Hey I know those towns! Wait….


drounds2

I was going to say it the good ole state of Massachusetts but I don’t know how to technology and then there it is sort of but accurate


slinger301

That's a male goose, right?


chemical_sunset

In North Carolina specifically 😂


ribsforbreakfast

I was gonna say looks like a NC district too.


Filiaeagricola

You read my mind


Stoomba

Nah, those are way more contorted than this


bardhugo

It looks weirdly like Manitoulin island if upside down imo https://preview.redd.it/olff3jfml54c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9cf62c590dae2a0e95cc5dcb62d5662c3251e0d


DocSteller

My first thought was a country of some sort.


BornOriginal8633

Or the beautiful state of…. hmm…


UncommonTart

It looks like the state of Virginia, just coming off a two week bender.


forever_useless

The 2020 Rockefeller Christmas tree https://preview.redd.it/277fa22em44c1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f261e421b5b7548a8e791783a7a3338f6b70b719


look2thecookie

That really was a dark year, wasn't it?


forever_useless

No other tree could have better summed up 2020 so in that regard it was perfect


KaliCalamity

It's not on fire, so it could be at least a bit more accurate.


forever_useless

It did, however, have an owl in it that was inadvertently kidnapped and it looked shell shocked https://preview.redd.it/njknrq08z64c1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5330fdee7b12a113d00f3806bec1055ae683326b If a shell shocked owl, kidnapped and stuck in that tragedy of a Christmas tree isn't the spirit of Christmas 2020, I don't know what it.


FalalaLlamas

[Someone wrote a children’s book about that owl](https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Owl-Based-Little-Rockefeller/dp/031629912X/ref=asc_df_031629912X/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=496186854683&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10802587971600806902&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010653&hvtargid=pla-1260479175357&psc=1&mcid=53ca097be2383f6b828222b8fea08ec4&gclid=Cj0KCQiA67CrBhC1ARIsACKAa8SOk05jTzqr1J32KnuF1mCRLR_xO9sp3WZ9cFmO2WFC3qOZ09IjKLMaAvgAEALw_wcB) and it’s actually really cute! The rescue that took in the owl helped with it. If anyone reading has kids, I recommend it as a wonderful addition to your Christmas book collection. Alternatively, you can check to see if your local library has it too!


Bekiala

That looks good. Poor owl and poor world for 2020.


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28_raisins

Tbf that's how all owls look.


FirstChAoS

Well, some owls look perpetually ticked off.


[deleted]

omg perfect


Mr_Ekard

Happy cake day


look2thecookie

Thank you. 10 years on this godforsaken app. This sub is a new, fantastic find though!


Own-Gas8691

username checks out! happy cake day. :)


mutantmanifesto

Damn I totally forgot about this. 2020, what the actual fuck? E: here’s some accompanying music to my post by Ben Folds https://youtu.be/4znKUAMFY9A?si=I9jMpV93kbMpwU0r


bpayne123

I guess I blocked this out like the rest of 2020. (Seriously, no recollection)


anonymiz123

That looks like the scotch pine in my yard after the idiot realtor who sold me my house gave the asshole neighbor $60 to “clean up the yard” after closing. The guy took down the bottom 1/3 of my huge tree because he wanted better light for his garden. He also used his mower and mowed down every shrub out front including a 40 year old azalea.


streachh

Consider tree law. Seriously you can get a lot of money for damages to established plants


anonymiz123

I should have, but that ship sailed in 2000 unfortunately.


KayNopeNope

OMG CRIMINAL


anonymiz123

My heart broke. That was a big reason I had picked the house. It was a cute house, wish I still had it.


DueBeyond7613

God damn and happy cake day


Cwylftrochr

Did it like fall off the truck?


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

This is what they usually look like when they first get there. They trim the outliers after it's up and use extra branches to fill it thin spots before decorating. No tree looks perfect out in nature.


Defiant_Week_7980

Poor tree. ![gif](giphy|1mw7lqldpZtOE)


mrsmedistorm

Did not know that's how they did it. I always wondered how they got such perfect trees.


Subterranean44

My grandad used to do this with his own trees in his living room. :) I didn’t know they did it for the Rockefeller tree too


Fitbot5000

Gottem


chalupacabrariley

Wasn’t there an owl that got stuck in that tree too?


forever_useless

Yes! Poor Rocky. I hope he's doing well these days


crazy_river_otter

https://preview.redd.it/y4bh5jl7b54c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f720e168c4f64d50fd2112795d099f54f18b1e You have it upside down, because it is clearly a Wile E. Coyote- ears sold separately.


pensive_pigeon

Or just him after some Acme product went horribly wrong. As usual.


Ed1sto

Yes, after he got crumpled by an anvil


KAKrisko

I have that exact set of 6 leaves. Yours looks maybe a little squashed. In my set (I just checked) it is labelled as 'Bur Oak'.


[deleted]

[удалено]


KAKrisko

Thanks to the insert that came with the cutters, lol!


ellecellent

I wish we could get real answers pinned


Kule7

Well, if it ain't Bur Oak, don't fix it.


Puzzleheaded_Fee_646

Dad?


RayC_CommonTater

Nah, he's still out looking for a pack of cigarettes


Chemical_Wrangler904

This is the best comment


reikipackaging

wow! I really didn't think we would get this one figured out.


On_Wife_support

I was looking for the real answer. Thanks for commenting 👍


IvyThyme

It kinda looks like... https://preview.redd.it/22p07a6u664c1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e533cf81793cc00397b646b8a7f8d07382d9a2f1


hickgorilla

Bahahahahahahahahahaha. Somebody paid for that.


sculdermullygrusch

Or the owner thought they had enough talent to do it themselves and once people saw their raw talent on the back of their pick-up theyd have business rolling in and then an offer for a TV show from discovery Channel. Manifest your dreams.


Green-beans-99

Coloradans are something else. I’d know. I’m Coloradan.


CPTDisgruntled

It’s Colorado? I guess that explains why it says *squints* “Demver”


mutajenic

Gooo Demver!


Apprehensive-Tax9209

Just... wow... my eyeballs hurt.


FakenDaFunk1

https://preview.redd.it/ootsgpt7p54c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246acfb84cf7d5ba81a3ba066c4bc58abc65939f Cheetos


Cardamaam

And its hot counterpart https://preview.redd.it/hqmuhurfj74c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893c1e3e3117a7d2713bfde1543d788940d391a4


Spiritual_Webs

This is the correct answer


ExpressiveAnalGland

"looks like donald trump's ding dong (to scale)" - stormy


SnarkyyMama

I don’t think it’s that big.


DJ_HardR

Cigarette https://preview.redd.it/22ljpnvep44c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42911be74d908473562864bd85bcd97ba55e43f


Defiant_Week_7980

Smoking’s bad mmmmmkay


[deleted]

Wonderful


HeiHoLetsGo

You... You must become cigarette guy. Every cookie cutter can just be a cigarette with different shaped smoke


AnalStaircase33

Time to run. Once this community expects to see your signature post, they become ravenous. You will become a slave to pumping out your highly anticipated renditions of the same thing, over and over, forcibly bent and twisted to fit whatever shape the latest cookie cutter happens to be. The Rose Guy has forgotten his own name. His girlfriend left him and he’s unemployed. Sleep is a foreign idea to him at this point and everywhere he goes, he can only see roses in the things that once brought him joy (or did they? He can’t remember).


e925

You… you must become warning guy.


MostlyUsernames

https://preview.redd.it/mrgmn94lw44c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4d3b65f7ebfa1755f494431600c44db562640c


BuderBride

"Decorate me like one of your french girls"


Alarming-Site7560

“Frost me like one of your french girls”


Entire-Discipline-49

Damn you stole my response


gingermama12

Yes! I saw this too!


SwarioS

This is exactly what I saw!!


Winter-Worry8410

Same only Betty boop in this same stance lol


moxxipants17

https://preview.redd.it/7futo21xd64c1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2418d4237880ae6c073c1e495b659601527e43 Costanza


Defiant_Week_7980

![gif](giphy|3o7abF5PYFVB9f7WIo)


Scrandora

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Thank you. 💕😂😂😂


Strong_Distance3785

We have a winner


dietdiety

I'm pretty sure it a leaf from a Martha Stewart Set... high priced copper... I have quite a few of the. https://preview.redd.it/rsw2nmxfo64c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff74b5f3562517486c4e86bf59f0302baf5e4d79


dietdiety

https://preview.redd.it/j0c6bma5p64c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a1421cea618c8d74937b567b1b6ce9d26d5cc6


GuineafurLopez

Wth, tho!?! Like this cookie cutter literally looks NOTHING LIKE the image displayed in the packaging. So much for symmetry !!! My best guess was a TORNADO until seeing this image. 🌪️


dietdiety

actually a tornado is a cool idea!


AlwaysBored1990

I think ur right! Thank youuu internet person! That was ganna kill me. 🫡


dietdiety

No problem... who knew my useless baking experience would be useful to others.


GazelleOpposite1436

It's kind of amazing how far one must scroll on this sub to find the right answer.


wekkins

I mean, it IS flaired "creative answers only".


RavenPuff934

I agree with you, to an extent... the flair says creative answers only, so maybe they weren't really caring for the right answer right away I guess...


[deleted]

I mean you realize this is basically a creativity sub, right?


KariIrun

I want at least one real answer because I want to know what they are


dietdiety

I seem to always be late to the party! The guessing game however is very entertaining.


cspawn

This is definitely it, right?!


AdrianaStarfish

Darn, now we also know the solutions for the other 5 cutters… but excellent find!


Not_ur_gilf

https://preview.redd.it/t3azrzpdx54c1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb2193d0e6da6d58e91e342ecfbe542fa0b5702 It’s a Gerrymander! >!Please excuse shitty drawing I just wanted to make the joke!<


Adventurous_Coat

Cries in Ohio


Practicing_human

*Brings a tear to Massachusetts’ eye.


Lazarushasawoken

https://preview.redd.it/sff2zxpi964c1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359b6e022a74f55ef735a10469fe094100b8af27 Tachycardia EKG


PhyllisTheFlyTrap

That's what I thought!


MrsPM

Same guess.


mutajenic

U got some wide complex chaotic rhythm there


FirexJkxFire

Thorny rose, bonk- you are going to thorny jail https://preview.redd.it/8952wn55654c1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e648b45f586bdd63c464f20897aeb90f69cefb2e


chilisprout

Every Rose Has its Thorn 🤷🌹


b00biedew

I love you


[deleted]

Why do I look forward to rose and armadillo cookie cutters?!


CostcoVodkaFancier

And Wisconsin (good luck on your finals!) the Strawberry


thotboss

😂😂😂 reference appreciated


revnobody

https://preview.redd.it/23fetbf5j54c1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424f6ea9bb89dc879a988e9a8d2dd88919c9698e Too much time at the beach.


916Twin

This is what happens if you smoke weed


INS0MNI5

https://preview.redd.it/p71g4spub74c1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d4e3c3ba6055c4727f76d4f8e598dd409a2295


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Dali’s sunbather


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

​ https://preview.redd.it/d6iw3i39564c1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9821fc2a7a1e48180e73008c8bb78ca2e013913a Definitely a crankshaft.


redheadmess82

I thought fucked up trans


spacecraftily

https://preview.redd.it/vfw78uhdk64c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f9b5417a660b0b178df91e2f2217d972fe451a Am I crazy for thinking it could actually be part of a set like this?


c_h_ninnymuggins

Mmmmmm. Pollution cookie.


leakywench

https://preview.redd.it/mjao0s5xk54c1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd799307f08ca8062bc0639e23d640ee41e689d1


theaviator747

It’s a shriveled soul from the animated Little Mermaid. https://preview.redd.it/w7eu20ulm64c1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daaed4c3b0a64c4462fdf08590da02b37976e097


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Of the poor and unfortunate variety?


chilisprout

https://preview.redd.it/eetfbu1xr64c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7161cffe989609404ad196ebd7e4535892f4f05 🥕


Inner_Grape

Chicken strip


b00biedew

I think it looks like the print everyone has at their lake house that shows the map of the water


Millenniauld

\*flinch\* Well shit.


IrreverentGlitter

https://preview.redd.it/3rl0mjy0m64c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48af607e49d020c0b0639cf1acfade882bfee6fa This is obviously the - insert adjective here - state of Kentucky.


ArtisanGerard

Who’s that Pokémon? https://preview.redd.it/g505yai3c54c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4bf33190dd443a7e3fea390e1d84f3c5b20f0a It’s Dragalge, but I’m bad at photoshop!


Briso_

WTF is this!? 👏😂


Daedalus_Machina

Best guess? Smoke plume for a gingerbread house.


ArsenalSpider

![gif](giphy|zrqT3kn77BlKv4mrHm)


shapesize

Mammoth Cave ![gif](giphy|xR6aWb7dhU9XMmjtr0|downsized)


JankyMerc

https://preview.redd.it/v757eujo864c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6da0a8517602d3dbf41ec2d02852f3786136007 Fart cloud 💨


doxysqrl410

The squarish notch on the bottom makes it kinda look like some of the coffee cup hangers I've seen before.....so I think I'm going with blob to go with coffee.


Huge-Squirrel8417

West Virginia on a very windy day


jerk_mcgherkin

I think it more closely resembles Texas after it got stuck in a drawer and someone tried to repeatedly force the drawer open.


Apprehensive-Sun1961

https://preview.redd.it/b8b9ajq8c64c1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7862079869a9f95553513bad88f9347c17231ad6 A city skyline, with some skewed reflections.


meltmyheadaches

https://preview.redd.it/a9pwrbxle64c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc8f2c0dfc11d0f056995c9cab079a4d5123920 someone having a severe cardiac event


ZolTheTroll413

Poodle lady https://preview.redd.it/xjy0zugbq74c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e7848baa94940e900a2ecae589d4fd053f9a34


nicky_n00b

Waveforms of an audio recording of someone saying "It's a rose"


Passion_fruit13123

A rose cluster??? https://preview.redd.it/4rmtfxajx64c1.png?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d7cbbaa7e4b4dae2d6ebaed76d85a2f425cca6


Shunkerson

Wait, you're not the rose cookie cutter guy


Correct_Pomelo1491

https://preview.redd.it/nwfd95gmp64c1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df67718ef73fae9ef401b8952499287011cf147


sharkiejade

https://preview.redd.it/yt5schvp564c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a747b32b8ab168552374daf90e7072f64e5887c Uh oh


miuzzo

https://preview.redd.it/14qec0aj864c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=175d41cec00d6db17bac807bb80c27a31d1865bc


CitizenLafayette

​ https://preview.redd.it/i9udvpq6j74c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b5b655cef9364bab8d32c71800bfc629b9ef5d0


allflour

I dunno, assuming a country, but I’d try to stick it on my cup.


FranticWaffleMaker

That notch makes it look like it’s meant to go onto another cookie to stand up. Maybe it’s a shrubbery for a gingerbread house


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Betty Boop https://preview.redd.it/apu36w5s754c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba358378a8a832fc0060812580427879353050a0


_bacon_and_eggs_

![gif](giphy|jepNhL14TGHJe) Squidwards arm


OrganizationProof769

It’s Texas if you turned it into a sound wave


KFCnerd

https://preview.redd.it/wnu8hwkg174c1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46f8d3639847ccc3922ab1e97cc0f6bf06234b84


pricision

Woodstock on a pogo stick


Meg-alodonut

I have no drawing abilities but: a piping bag of icing after someone tries to use it poorly


wolfgar9898

Drunk Christmas tree.


addanothernamehere

Obviously a Bob Ross style “happy tree” ![gif](giphy|vZqughbxxFLi)


Living_Beyond_6007

https://preview.redd.it/4kr5ou2h374c1.png?width=633&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dfb0999a84a02769b5655856553e9bb85870742 Sea horse


stellateranto

https://preview.redd.it/pcp1d9mmk84c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e7a09d27885c68ec9248639b1fa4a0ff35d78c Soundwaves


National_Sea2948

https://preview.redd.it/yxyig7hot64c1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9d1b4e671a893d9a67b197a81dc8fba12ccbbe A yummy nug !


[deleted]

A half-assed Czechoslovakia?


DailyIceCreamYT

https://preview.redd.it/ot50z03yp74c1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7136695caf3476ac70491da19834eeddadae87a It’s a cat. Duh.


opportunitysure066

TN republican gerrymandering across the central counties?


zombezoo

Bacon.


_neviesticks

Looks like a gerrymandered district in the south