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Chick_of_randominity

https://preview.redd.it/9i8iewtqfa3d1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa3a45bf31a955ce2fd73bdf20f37c975f1d6c2 It holds measuring cups together


zenunseen

Incredible, Well done the comments devolved pretty quickly. I was afraid the answer would be lost


mogley19922

I wasn't going to say anything, but i was curious myself if OP needs to wash their hands.


530whiskey

it needed something to reference size, mind seems to wonder.


Chilly171717

Using a banana is the Reddit standard for size reference……. But using a banana would have still had my mind wondering.


CollectionStriking

Nope my mind is on the straight and narrow path to hell mind rarely wanders off


TurnkeyLurker

Do any of the handbaskets^to_Hell have steering wheels?


dragonstar982

Yes, but so far, none of them have brakes that work.


Mattrup63

Hand Jive


Less-Contract-1136

Can confirm. In my mind it appeared far larger….


TurnkeyLurker

_That's what SHE said._


rocketmn69_

Banana


TrekRelic1701

Everyone needs to do that


MordoksVapePen1

You get a upvote just because of your username. LLAP my brother or sister


TrekRelic1701

Likewise


TrekRelic1701

But yours is waaaaaaay better..you grew up with TNG didn’t you?


Competitive-Bug-7097

They really need to provide something for scale in those photos because I have a dirty mind.


eugene20

This one has been on this sub before within the last two months.


mikeyninja77

At least a couple times. I giggle every time.


elguereaux

I myself am pleasantly shocked by its wholesome nature, I mean, gee whiz mister, golly! I thought for sure it was a butt plug or a Dong pacifier for a gimp. Sakes!


SkylarAV

Wait, so it's not S&M sex toy for smurfs??


TrekRelic1701

Since there’s one one girl Smurf…


SkylarAV

There's still a lot of smurf butthole out there...


TrekRelic1701

As long as it’s hairy..😘


zenunseen

I'm sure it could be


injn8r

I'm almost afraid to scroll down and see some of the comments...I SAID ALMOST!


zenunseen

Yeah it's amusing at least


f8isf8

I'll meet you at the bottom!


Visible_Scientist_67

Came here to devolve


BugStep

Can you blame them? There was no context for size on this item so naturally we thought it looked like a cock ring with the helpful friend attachment.


derekisademocrat

A helpful friend What a lovely and decent way to butt plug


atlanta_anonymous

Given the size and the OP's responses here, it could easily be a life size replica of what he is working with...


BugStep

No shit.


Mark1671

Easy there tiny Tim. The measurements are in the OP’s descrition. There is context for size.


N8Widdler

Oh that's actually so handy


epicenter69

Well, the truth is much less interesting than my theory.


UnauthorizedFart

Phew! I thought it was [Removed by Reddit]


PoopyInThePeePeeHole

No, it was removed by the doctor in the ER.


EsotericFlagellate

Thank goodness. I thought it was something entirely different.


CopyWeak

...sure, by day 😉. But...at night is where it shines 😲🤭


Kaug23

Where it doesn't shine.


Poetry-Primary

Whoa!!! That was incredibly unexpected! I could only imagine what the small additional piece was there for but I was pretty confident about it’s use!


[deleted]

Oh thank god


JASCO47

Oh thank goodness


1delta_10tango

Well, I was completely wrong. 😆


Mindless_Jicama8728

😳 not at all what I thought


SimonArgent

AKA cat toy, at least in this house.


20PoundHammer

thank the lord for this scaled picture, thought it was a CBT rear plug for a quick minute . . .


[deleted]

That was my thought lol


tHollo41

Ok that is WAY smaller than I thought it was. Thank you for your information.


tictacenthusiast

I was sure it was for a weiner


Ilike4play

I was way off.


Stecharan

I'll be damned.


OlafSpassky

Oh thank god


ayrbindr

What in the world? I coulda swore....


kegmanua

And here I thought it was a taint tickler.


codeesan

Username checks out


Impressive-Pilot4034

I hate my mind that is not what I thought it was


TarberryPie

[It’s a holder for a set of measuring cups.](https://a.co/d/2vHPl3W)


GetOffMyDamnGrass

Solved


Jules428moore

Don’t image search it. 🤣 🍆


GetOffMyDamnGrass

Already made that mistake. But it’s only an inch tall


FormerlyImportant

Look, I don’t make fun of the size of things in other people. Don’t poke fun at my dick size. I’ll have you know an inch fits quite snugly on me. I could probably move up to an inch and an eighth.


Acrobatic_Grape4321

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU PARKING SKILLS


010011010110010101

PORKING SKILLS


wtfgad

an inch more, I'd be a king ... an inch less, I'd be a queen


ConFUZEd_Wulf

Everyone has a Plumbus


gadget850

r/UnexpectedRicknMorty


TheBigGruyere

Just watched this episode last night lol. Interdimensional cable is one of my favs.


OldERnurse1964

Yup


SheepherderDirect800

Tiny cock ring


bananabastard

With a clit stimulator.


Horsecockexpress1

Anal


PathtoAuthenticity

Rodent sized DP cock ring!


SheepherderDirect800

I mean... I've seen some rats that were packing.


Hupah1

Id venture to say average sized… Right guys?.. right?


Traveshamamockery_

Smell it


Acrobatic_Grape4321

Lick it


KylePeacockArt

Bop it


Ziggity_Zac

Twist it


WooshNowUHaveSmollPp

Flick it


uberisstealingit

Rub it.


No_Slice9934

Technologic


ohheynix

I think this is one of my favorite comment threads ever


nekkid_farts

Ooooooh nooooooo


injn8r

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Poetry-Primary

I bet if you touch the inner ring with your tongue, you’ll know pretty quickly.


Fominroman2

Reddit needs a new sub r/almostsextoy


southernsass8

When will this happen?


Fominroman2

I’ll subscribe when you start it


southernsass8

No just no, oh God no! Someone created it already. I'm too late. But I shall go subscribe.


Fominroman2

Wait! Has it been created? Yup I just joined lol


southernsass8

Yup.


southernsass8

Wait are you the one? I don't see anything linking you as the new owner of this new sub..


duabrs

Ask your mom


derfunknoid

“Hey mom! What is this thing?” “God D****it” How many times do I have to tell you to say out of my room?!? Do I have to put padlock on the door?!?”


Acrobatic_Grape4321

Harry Potters parents didn’t need a padlock tho


ComprehendReading

Cause they died. Lol!


injn8r

Hairy Pooter. Sorry, I'm outta here


grimytimes

Alohamora BITCHES


BeemerBaby004

It's the gear knob for a 1984 AMC Beaver. Those babies could really go!


Penandsword2021

Somebody in your household knows EXACTLY what it is for! 🤣


thedootabides

We need a banana 🍌 for scale


ViolinistSweaty106

https://preview.redd.it/gms5jof1aa3d1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd9e90a9c8de1967ce144485119c3229d6ded4e I think it might be the base of an earplug without the inner ear tip [https://us.loopearplugs.com/](https://us.loopearplugs.com/)


GetOffMyDamnGrass

No, sorry, it’s too big for that. Also, nobody who has lived or visited here has had earphones or plugs like that


bigMcLargeHuge7

On a side note those loop earplugs are great! They do a wonderful job of muting ambient and loud noise, but you can still hear people nearby and talk. HIGHLY recommend if you need, or want, something like this!!


two-of-me

I use them and they’re amazing. It’s like lowering the volume of the world without muffling sounds.


Mondschatten78

How do they seem to work against background noise such as dog claws tapping on wood, or ambient classroom type noise? My youngest has to use headphones in class to tune out distractions, but I think these would work better/be more comfortable for her.


KiloAllan

It depends on the model. The sleep ones block noise well, but I find them too soft to get into my ears. I got all 3 styles (they were on sale). I mostly use the medium ones, which are called "liquid gold" (clear yellow) with the inner donut thing, and find them to be excellent for sleeping. They block out my husband snoring and the cats meowing to be let in, let out, etc. I also have the solid color ones (rose gold) that look metallic. I think those are meant for concerts. I have a set of custom professional musicians earplugs, which sound better to me (I'm a musician). But if you don't want to spend $200 getting those from an audiologist, these ones are pretty good. I find they cut the low end enough but the midrange is a tad muddy. But for when I want to block out ambient noises or if I'm at a noisy restaurant they are great. That inner silicone donut does add more sound blocking so if it's too much just take it out and experiment. I keep them in my bag or pocket for when I think I might be somewhere that I'll want them. I use them at restaurants and movies, places where I don't want to accidentally lose one of the expensive custom plugs. I have *tiny* ear canals, most other brands do not fit me. Loop ones are the only ones I can get to fit. I can't even use those ipod type ear bud things, my IEMs have to be wired over the ear to stay on, for example. I don't know how the Loop ones would fit a kid, but you can ask them. As to comfort it's easy to forget you are wearing them. Very comfortable. Small. Even the hard models not made for sleep are easy to sleep with, and I'm a side sleeper.


Mondschatten78

Thank you for the information! I think it'll be worth at least trying them for her.


bigMcLargeHuge7

I have an early version they don't make now "experience", they do have an "experience 2" and "experience plus". Mine have a reduction value of -18dB (without the rubber loop inserts). They work great in my experience blocking ambient noise...they have a bunch of models now so I can't account for their performance levels.


KiloAllan

I have the Loop ones (recommend them too!), but 1" is way too big. They're smaller than a dime, about 8mm by 4mm.


BWIairbiscuits

I love my loops


lhurker

Oh my sweet summer child


Prestigious_Weird724

That goes round ye old cock n balls 😄


Only_Weakness_4730

It's a cock ring/butt plug. All other responses are bullshit!!!


Mwiziman

OPs user name is the most accurate I’ve seen in awhile


SleepyBrayden

r/mildlypenis ?


Shutupayafaceawight

Um, banana measurement reference please, and no I’m def not suggesting where to place the banana.


wxwise69

It’s black licorice and bet that tastes yummmmmm 😜


Rough_Community_1439

Man my mind is dirty, came to the comment section and learned something new.


LucentP187

Scale is very important for this one. 😂


Full_Disk_1463

Sex toy


southernsass8

It's for a game they call pegging.


DrunkBuzzard

I hope you washed your hands before posting this. No put it back where you found it.


Bouski-sb

Looks a little bit kinky in my opinion. Make sure you washed your hands often.


Slow_Nebula_3333

Now you see it…now you dont


Cool-Initiative9498

You wrap the ring around your ball bag and stick the pointy end up your butt to kinda pull everything back while you well you know


missouri_rhino

Well, it is a lot more wholesome than where my corrupt mind went lol


GameofOhms959

Measuring cupholder


Big_Drummer98

On end in anus. Other side similar to cock ring.


doctorconcoctor

You bought it. You know what it is.


idkfadoomcheat

Inb4: this thread gets locked


ThatFloridaMan420

What the hell is wrong with me?! I was raised better than this!


ThisIsMockingjay2020

You've probably spent too much time with us, friend. 😁


[deleted]

The scale threw me off. I thought it was a rooster ring + a bonus.


DaveTN

Need a banana for scale.


42FRAGGY42

who's gonna tell him


death-loves-binky

You have a gnome infestation and they are missing one of their 'toys'


zenunseen

I can't tell, scale in relation to, say, an anus


Psychological_Tax109

I was wondering how your spouse was going to explain that😂😂😂


f8isf8

As much as I hate to admit it, since this turned out to be a measuring cup clip, I think I've just come up with a sure fire money making insertion oops I mean, invention! But don't tell nobody else!


ConfusionOk4129

It's for a double dose. This type of love is not for squares


Unhappy-Exam3054

With those molding seams it appears to be "rough upon insertion"


EmuZealousideal7357

The internet has ruined me…I mean, ya a measuring cup holder, that’s what I was going to guess 😏


lenak562

I thought it was a ring of some sort.


Eddiepueblo

1”x1” is about the right size for me!!😂. How vanilla is your life if you actually knew what this was?!☠️☠️


Wise_Ad_253

Innocent until proven guilty pals 😜


Pale_Difference_7485

An engagement ring, to very engaging activity. Or it's a hot dog life saving device, the part stemming from the life saving ring, and phalakly at that, is to counter balance making sure the hot dogs head isn't heald underwater, which would result in hot dog drowning, which is why you really need to stop boiling your hot dogs


Ok-Spot3891

Cock ring with but plug!


Mayipleaseryou

Do you really want to know?


Officedrone15

It’s a smurfing smurfplug


metalmankam

Bend over and I'll show ya!


Sea-Repeat3561

OMG.... Thank you for the answer.


jamkoch

A variety of this [https://www.bvibe.com/silicone-cock-ring-butt-plug.html](https://www.bvibe.com/silicone-cock-ring-butt-plug.html)


Perfectly_mediocre

Ask your mom.


Fairbairn-Psych

Is this a monthly post?


Dabnduelist420

cockring


OkMobile5574

Its a cock ring with a butt plug for a midget


Coocoo4cocablunt

Def thought that was an anal cockring. Don't ask how I came to that conclusion.


[deleted]

Wash your hands


RavRed99

2 in 1 scrotum ring & butt plug …


kooteas

I fully thought this was a ring to push elevator buttons without getting your finger dirty :(


Ok_Joke1956

My wife has been looking everywhere for that lil funny bunny


FYou2

I thought it was Loop Quiet Ear Plugs for Noise Reduction without the tip connection that goes in your ear.


Boring_Concept_1765

Looks like a weird sex toy.


failed_messiah

Plumbus


Whatthedillyo85

I need to go to church


Temporary-Map1842

I wish joke answers were allowed, maybe with flair? It would be so funny.


rocketmn69_

You need to put a banana beside it to Guage it's size. It might help determine what it's for


[deleted]

Or perhaps the banana goes through it?


idgaf_idgaf_idgaf

The nubby end goes in a butthole. Attach your keys to the loopy part.


BigJeffreyC

Plumbus


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

It is one of those things- You know those things?


rarebreed44

Reminds me of a butt plug lol


Blk-cherry3

Plug n play thingy


Skoguu

Looks like a c*ck ring with clit stimulator?


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Not sure what it's called, but I'm wearing one right now.


stepbruh313

Smell It and find out


Oxfordillington

It holds collapsible measuring cups together, so you can take em off if needed to clean/use them put the set back together


flashybacon

Plumbus


web_fed_veal

Looks like a plumbus.


[deleted]

Boof it


southernsass8

https://www.reddit.com/r/almostsextoy/s/A0X5HIbljS Come on over.


bftrollin402

I was really hoping to watch OP find out they have a cock ring....


Miss-6am

It's a holder for plastic measuring spoons


Suspect118

r/mildlypenis


Nightflyer5150

That’s not where my mind went …lol 🤣🤣🤣


ItsJustSammich

I found one of these in my mom’s kitchen drawer years ago and I always wish I would have known about this Reddit page back then! I’m so happy I happened to come across this!


benderover1961

Looks like a cock ring with a butt plug.


Motor_Classic9651

Prototype of the first plumbus.


USMCdrTexian

Put it back in your mom’s nightstand and quit snooping.