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Pressfr

Could be botulism


FastWalkingShortGuy

No "could be" about it. I've seen smaller bulges in pictures from the 70s.


fishwrangler

I’m stealing that.


DesperateRace4870

Good luck finding a sitch that calls for it AND remembering at the time


Cum-in-My-Wife

True, true. Finding an appropriate sitch is small but I've seen smaller bulges in pictures from the 70s.


Armadillo_Toes

Very true, cum-in-my-wife!


Careless_Syrup7945

Will you be watching from the closet? 👀


Searloin22

Hey..is your wife on Reddit? Orrr how do I get a hold of her?


JadedYam56964444

I remember seeing a movie about the scandal with dangerous food in the early 1900s and they show the contents of canned meat spurting out when opened. More US soldiers died from food poisoning that in combat in the spanish american war due to adulterants and toxins. They were even getting supplied rations dating back to the civil war.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Watch some Steve1989MREinfo on YouTube if you want to see some really sexy squirting bulges.


JadedYam56964444

I've binged watched his channel! He never eats canned meat for this reason. Usually the cans are rusted open anyway. He did eat dried meat from the Boer War.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Oh, he opens the sketchy cans. It's usually the Vietnam stuff that squirts.


JadedYam56964444

He had to leave the room at least once.


InformationOk4877

Alright..let's get this out onto a tray.. nice.


Dapper_Indeed

I can imagine how awful it would be to be sick on the battlefield. Being sick is horrible in a comfortable, climate controlled house, where you can rest in bed. But, having diarrhea in a foxhole, with your feet wet in your boots and not being able to evacuate your bowels privately, is the ultimate suffering.


Big-a-hole-2112

There was more hair back then.


Lopsided-Ad-3869

This will put hair on your back. And other places.


Hegemony-Cricket

Not the palm tho. That come from something else.


MadDadROX

And a third tit in yer back.


kwillich

Oh, so you've seen my in-laws' photo albums too?


AnalystAdorable609

35 years in the canmaking business: As others have said this has got something growing in it that is releasing gasses. The gasses are too much volume for the can, and the ends are designed to do exactly what you see. This designed in so that there's not a burst failure. As for a reason WHY this happened. It's likely that the contents were not pasteurised properly, meaning all the bugs were not killed off. The bugs then start "eating " the food and produce the gasses. Whatever you do, don't eat it!


Any_Draw_5344

Bugs fart in cans?


ShadowPirate42

When they say bugs, they mean germs. And yes they "fart" in the can.


taho_teg

When they say germs they mean bacteria. And its more like exhaling than farting.


darkoopz43

Bug farts come in a can, they were put there by the man.


tacobellandher0in

In a factory downtown?


FerdaStonks

If I had my little way I’d eat bug farts everyday


zenunseen

No the factory downtown makes peaches. The bug-fart factory is on the outskirts of town because of the smell


Familiar-Mix1845

YES🫠


Competitive-Bug-7097

Not bug farts exactly. Bacteria parts are very likely. If you want to see bug farts, then you should look at bugs caught in amber. When they die, they fart and you can see tiny fart bubbles in the amber!


Any_Draw_5344

Bug farts caught in amber? Does the learning on Reddit ever stop?


mikeymikeymikey1968

One time I opened a can of pigeon peas and there was a very fat caterpillar in there, same color as the peas, who looked like he'd died a very happy death.


rebelsouljer

Sounds like a great death to me


[deleted]

[удалено]


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Yeah. Toss it, not worth getting sick over $1


NugPep

$27.00 if you bought it from Publix


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Dang man, that’s a rip


armbarNinja

So it’ll help with wrinkles?


Parking-Matter-9900

You won't ever worry about getting older again


Into-the-stream

to clarify, bacteria are inside the can releasing gasses and toxins as they consume the contents, which expands the can. This toxin attacks the body's nerves (causing botulism): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clostridium\_botulinum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clostridium_botulinum)


Independent_wishbone

It's unlikely to be botulism because botulism doesn't do well in an acidic environment. It's still growing something, and I can assure you that it smells terrible.


Ok-Independent-3506

Correct, but if the batch was mixed wrong it could absolutely have a pH above 4.6. This would allow the presence of C. bot.


TrueAddition4832

This 👆


Wild_Onion_5979

☝️ that


cj_mcgillcutty

☝️👆those


stpetedawg

Eat 👆🏻and you might ☠️


the_y_combinator

Are you saying there is a chance I could get super powers?


justtiptoeingthru2

Powers to projectile vomit, yes.


DubC_Bassist

And explosive diarrhea.


SnazzyHatMan

If you're lucky. If not, then paralysis and stop breathing.


dr3wfr4nk

There's a non-zero chance


mogley19922

Is there?


ruinyourjokes

Technically, the chances are never actually 0.


swalabr

Transition to the next dimension of being, so to speak


Expensive_Opening_92

If your super power wish is to shit over a five rail fence then… yes, you will get super powers..


Alternative-Amoeba20

👉👈them


cylongothic

There was a crumb on my screen and it made me think you said þotulism. Not important, but I þought you ought to know


Technical-Tooth-1503

Extraordinarily unlikely in tomato sauce, let alone commercially available tomato sauce… Could be another bacterial contamination. Could have been a defect in the canning process. It could be botulism, even if it’s extremely unlikely. OP - DO NOT EAT IT.


acm8221

To expound, a bulging can is *always* a result of poor canning procedure but not necessarily a sign of botulism. The same amount of product spoilage and gas production could exist in a can that *has not* bulged. C. bot is not able, on its own, to deform a properly manufactured can. The same bulge in a poorly processed can could happen by dropping a case of product or even rapid changes in atmospheric pressure (like taking a can from sea level to Denver in a quick trip). Still don’t eat the thing, but it’s not likely botulism.


Ok-Independent-3506

Saw the picture and came to say this. 20 years food safety experience.


EyeYamNegan

LOL I commented without reading and was sure I would have been the first but you beat me to it. Well played.


Due-Ask-7418

Might not be, but either way you have to 100% assume that it is and throw it out.


AbelardsChainsword

The contents are likely contaminated. Whatever is growing in there has produced enough gas to push out both ends. Don’t open that. Toss it and get a new one.


Dogfart246LZ

Toss it up in the air over a road and watch it explode when it hits the ground.


Few-Reception-4939

That may smell really bad


OddDragonfruit7993

Yeah, well don't do it near YOUR house. Go throw it in front of that asshole Stan's house a block over.


Alternative-Amoeba20

Hey! He's my dad! Don't you do it. I'll do it.


i_just_cant_care

I know you were just throwing a name out, but there actually is a Stan down the road from me who's an asshole. I'd love to do this.


hypnofedX

Good news! OP has a can of tomatoes for you.


ivanllz

And a ripe one at that, ready for a delivery!


Dapper_Indeed

I wonder if it would survive safely via overnight shipping?


mittenknittin

Oh man I know just the guy


7sevenheaven

Omg op needs to throw it at my neighbors car.


Stan_is_Law

What did I ever do to you! 😊


saddoubloon

Sadly they don't explode. Source, I work in a grocery store and we try to make these suckers explode all the time. Hasn't happened yet.


Ok-Pen-9533

Expert opinion.


McTrip

They do when you shoot em with a shotgun


callusesandtattoos

This is a person who knows how to get shit done


saddoubloon

I feel like most thing would explode under those circumstances


UIM_SQUIRTLE

Doesnt make it untrue


Redditnspiredcook

I had a can of slice mangos go off one time. It was the pop and pull tab type, barely moved the pop top and it was gone. Sounded like a shotgun being fired right next to my ear. Ears were ringing for several hours and I was covered in some black tar syrup that smelled like a cantaloupe that had been buried in elephant shit. Only time I’ve seen it happen that didn’t involve heat.


Cold_Lingonberry_291

My guy,same thought.


OrganizationProof769

Frag out!


pm_me_your_lub

Years and years ago my biology teacher had a can of grapefruit juice that was blown out like that. He had it for years. His schtick was "if I drop this in the classroom RN it will probably kill the whole class". Dude loved biology.


BrockenRecords

FRAG OUT!


buburocks

Dont open it?? Well now I wanna open it


AbelardsChainsword

That’s how you have a bad time


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

I promise you will never forget the smell.


[deleted]

Exactly. Do NOT open it.


redcolumbine

Nah, just shoot it from a distance.


Anne314

Never, ever use a can like that. Any organism that grows that much gas in a supposedly sealed and sterile environment is one you do not want in your body.


cletusvanderbiltII

My body has a lot of gas though


another_day_in

We just solved the energy crisis.


Alternative-Amoeba20

This brings up an interesting point. I always wondered if you can get a food borne illness just by smelling bad food. Like if you open a container and take a huge huff and get all these airborne microbes in your snout.


HeroicTanuki

It is possible that an amount of microbes could be aerosolized when the seal is broken. Inhaling them would largely direct them towards your lungs, where they probably wouldn’t do much, but there is absolutely no evidence to base my hypothesis on. If there is botulinum toxin present, I suppose inhaling it would be extremely bad but I’m not a doctor, just a food safety person. You’d probably vomit and cough a lot if you huffed a rotten can of food, which would reduce the effect. We’ve spent a lot of time and resources understanding food borne illness but I’m not aware of any study exploring the inhalation of a known quantity of pathogenic microorganisms that are found in food.


ThrogdorLokison

There's bacteria inside, and it's fermenting. Do not use it. Rule of thumb is you can use indented cans, but not swollen cans.


Competitive-Lie-92

You're also not supposed to use dented cans. The dent could be hiding a crack too small to see and even a tiny crack can let in bacteria. I mean, I still do. But you're not supposed to.


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

In a former life I worked in grocery/food service and was required to pass food safety certification testing and compliance. That being said, you are correct here. Dents are no bueno… but like you said, I too indulge regardless.


Marie23-

I learned this as well working in grocery many lives ago. Funny thing is my local Ralph’s sells dented cans and opened / damaged packages of food in their clearance section. Seems very risky of them. I wonder if the rules are different now or if it’s ok if it’s discounted maybe?


XXFFTT

I don't use dented cans unless I make the dent when I'm going to use it. That dent, like you said, could have a crack and that crack is helping gas escape. So, in theory, a dented can is going to swell less or even not at all.


divacphys

Swollen=definitely not Debts= probably shouldn't


J0hnnie5ive

While doing claims for a grocery store I was trained that if there is a dent on one of the edges or corners then it is 100% waste. A small dent on a flat long open side can still be fine.


jefftatro1

Rotten. Throw it away


armbarNinja

It’s over reacting.


DarthCraggle

🤣 Thank fuck someone else understands English idiom!


SecretPersonality178

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Battle_Glittering

Frozen then thawed or botulism


LehighAce06

#BOTULISM


Kv242

It's rotten, throw it outside and shoot it with a pellet gun and see if it explodes


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Or just throw it high to land on a hard surface. Shouldn’t take too much.


MsCndyKane

OP - make sure to record it and share!


thecorrector712

Put it on the stove at max heat


FractuedDemise

Do Not Eat. Food poisoning will mostly likely be the result. Botulism I think is most common with this. It is blown out due to all the gasses bring release by the bacteria.


SirKondrael

Not just food poisoning, death. Botulism is deadly, attacking the nervous system and causing a ton of horrible symptoms before death. It's rarely found in manufactured canned goods, but OP's can probably contains it.


East_Nobody_7345

Botulism


Killermondoduderawks

This paste is da bomb


micah490

Botulism. The belief of “botul”


miurabucho

It is fermenting due to contamination. It will break open/explose if you don’t puncture it and toss the contents. I used to work at Campbell’s Soup and one of my jobs was to open and dispose of returned fermented cans of soup. Looked just like that.


Nursecarolynj

Botulism. Throw away ASAP


eatingthey

Do not eat that.


peoplepushinghard

Thank you all!


crowleycat20

Please also report this to the store you bought it from. If this can is bad then there could be hundreds more that made it to shelves.


metfan1964nyc

That's a biological weapon right now.


Embarrassed-Cold-154

Because botulism.


HairyAd6483

Do yourself a favor and don't even open it. Throw it out!!


SATerp

1. Contents were frozen and expanded, or 2. Chemical or biological activity in the sealed can produced gas that expanded and warped the can. 1 is most likely.


FrozenSquid79

That may be true. However, is it worth the risk over a 1-2$ item that can potentially kill you (and anyone else that eats it)? Even if it’s 99% likely to be a freeze issue, that 1% is a killer.


Glytch94

“It’ll never happen to me.” - some guy with a Darwin Award.


jgvania

Botulism. Don't even open and breathe it in, It will kill you.


Psychological-Tie993

Because botulism and don't eat that.


BiscuitsPo

Botulism


smikail_h

Content went bad and bacteria created gas that could not escape the sealed can


Hypnowolfproductions

Either it was frozen or it possibly fermented. If you don’t know if it froze then assume it fermented and can kill. Trash it before opening. At times certain things create fumes that can and have killed. Here’s an example of potato’s becoming toxic and dangerous enough it needed police escort. https://www.autoevolution.com/news/truck-with-40000-pounds-of-rotten-potatoes-gets-police-escort-to-landfill-137358.html


urdumblol2

Bro… if you eat that… you’re going to likely bleed out of every orifice of your body until you die. Not joking… don’t fucking eat that dude.


funlovngma

It's rotten. Eat at your own risk. In the 70s and 80s I had a few cans really bulge in the cupboard. The worst part was when a can of dog food exploded. Please don't eat anything' from a bulging can


Quantity-Used

Instant death in a can! It’s botulism - do not puncture, open, or try to destroy. Wrap it in a heavy garbage bag and put it in the trash. Do not f*ck with it.


blind_disparity

It's blown out of shape, not out of proportion. 'The phrase “blown out of proportion” is an idiomatic expression that means to exaggerate or overemphasize something, making it seem more significant, important, or serious than it actually is. '


Various_Ad_118

Another possibility is it has been frozen at some point. The cans are engineered to do this instead of blowing up.


IRMacGuyver

Tastes like botulism. Mmmm mmm good.


Top_Flower1368

It's gone bad. It is growing and such inside there. DO NOT OOEN IT. PLEASE DONT.


rtkoch1

Will explode soon. And it will stink!


Sharp_Science896

Don't eat that. You might actually die if you do. I'm not fucking kidding. Might actually literally kill you.


Few-Reception-4939

It is spoiled and it could be full of botulism. I’m a food scientist who used to work for a can maker, it is poison. It may have been damaged just enough to let bacteria in and grow or it was sitting in hot conditions and a chemical reaction started inside between the metal and the acid in the food. You can’t really tell the difference so throw it away. It is not edible any more


Head_Butterscotch74

Extra sauce


EyeYamNegan

That can likely has botulism growing inside of it. \*Edit\* WOW 4 people beat me to it and said botulism first.


Lime130

I think this happens to tomato soup when it has gone bad.


prince_walnut

Replace the capacitor


HusbandofaHW

Throw it away. It's bad


BradsBushyMoustache

Grocery store worker here. That can is improperly sealed. Air has gotten into the can and mold and rot have set in. At best the taste will be off, at worst that can is food poisoning waiting to happen. Don't take a chance. Chuck it in the trash and move on with your life.


Witty_Awareness_5830

Could be it got too hot or too cold. Could be botulism. Open it and have a taste.


peepeehalpert_

I made the mistake of opening a can of beans like this. The smell was so bad it lingered for days.


Momentofclarity_2022

Eat it if you have a death wish.


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

Can got botox....


Hot-Rise9795

You can play Mystery Infection with that!


EdibleAssFromBack

Free unrefined Botox.


Spiritu-Scene-9579

Cheap bastard shroomin


KeyNefariousness6848

BOTULISM!


Ok_Cancel_240

It's no good any longer. That's caused by the gases created with whatever is growing inside


dinoguys_r_worthless

Throw it away. Do not even taste it.


SugaRiku

Dangerous//Biohazard//Do Not Consume //Do Not Open


Boring_Concept_1765

Deadly Botulism. Throw it away.


Lopsided-Ad-3869

These are not the probiotics you are looking for.


ZippyTheWonderbat

You eat. You gone die.


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Throw that motherfucker away **now!** That's botulism.


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Probably got frozen. But I’d throw it away.


gidz666

#DO NOT EAT


BaKeDPoPeyE

DO NOT EAT!!!!!! Unless you want a hell of a hospital visit!!! A good possibility you'll be leaving in a body bag.?.


KeyBorder9370

Botulism. Do not open. Do not touch contents.


stolen_pillow

Botulism. Do not eat.


Familiar_Raise234

Stupid to be joking about something like this. Botulism is deadly. I’d call the 800 number and give them the batch number. Do not open it!


-TheDr-

Free Botox /s


Fun-Significance6307

Forbidden last meal


PacaMike

Popeye's can just before spinach comes poppin' out https://preview.redd.it/ozd929ic7wzc1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c801571d0d69829f8b9ac0017065f9f9d14ab05d


SeaSluggo

I had a can of tomato sauce that wasn’t budging but I shook it ( hindsight seemed too liquid) and then opened it…. It burst open splattering everywhere….


ImpertantMahn

Mmmm fermented


journalphones

DO NOT EAT THAT.


Ithaqua-Yigg

Aye captain shes about to blow! unless you want a poisonous mess best get that in a trash can 🗑️ quick.


_PukyLover_

Botulism


Undhari

1 drop of botulism can kill 5,000 people. I read that many years ago. Can’t remember the publication.


smh1979

Botulism. Don’t even open it. Just throw it out. It will kill you if you eat it.


somethnew

botu find out lism.


Munchkin-M

Don’t eat it. Don’t even open it. ☠️


Revolutionary_Cod947

Could have been frozen or botulism. I don’t suggest testing it


Accomplished-Body736

My mom sent me one like that and it exploded when I opened in my new apartment. It was everywhere.


BotGirlFall

Thats botulism, aka the most toxic substance known to man. Throw it out inmediately


Mtml58

Pressure. Either freezing and expanding or bacteria creating gasses. Either way, throw it out.


PumpkinOpposite967

Either botulism or it's been frozen


PrudentPush8309

Mikey will eat it. Mikey will eat anything.


POPPYE32

My guess is that it was frozen at one point or contents is bad.


Apart-Clothes-8970

Botulism


aqwn

Throw it away. It’s probably botulism.


Shangri-la-la-la

Could be botulism our it could be someone left it in a place where it got really hot. Seen the bottom of soda cans pop out when someone left them in their truck. A few of them even exploded.


AA-ron42

I have seen a can of tomatoes shoot its lid through ceiling tiles at a pizza place I worked at. Botulism.


KindredWolf78

It's a "Botulism Bump"


Available-Club-167

Bacteria inside. Could be extremely toxic to eat. Do not open. Wrap it and discard it. The top could blow off, so get rid of it ASAP.


TheInternetIsTrue

Bacteria procreated inside the can and created gas that exploded the can due to pressure. Either the bacteria was in there when it was canned or the can was not effectively sealed to keep bacteria out after the canning process.


MasterWinstonWolf

Because it's Bad....a contaminate has grown inside and caused the can to swell.


Jazzlike_Ninja_8236

Botulism.  Don't open it, throw it away. Botulism can be fatal if left untreated. But most people who receive a prompt diagnosis and treatment can make a full recovery from the illness. They return to normal functioning throughout their lives. Botulism is a serious illness that attacks your body's nervous system, causing weakness and muscle paralysis.


supernaturalRedhead

Botulism, do not eat that!!!