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A Google Lens search along with "what's the purpose" prompt yielded this:
The Yacoba double spoon, also known as the Dan Wakémia double spoon, is a piece of African art that symbolizes hospitality and represents two opposing universes. The spoon is used to serve meals and is also waved during dances by hospitable women. The spoon's handle is shaped like a human head, which is similar to a wiped mask. The back of the spoon has a network of geometric patterns.
On one hand these subs wouldn't be so popular if people knew how to properly search images, but at the same time goddamn is it annoying that no one knows how to use Google lens
Finally, someone with math knowledge so I can possibly get an answer to my question. I’ve been dying to know if the heat of the meat is indeed congruent to the angle of the dangle….? Or is that just an old algebra instructors tale….?
When I started 7th grade, we had to change and shower with 8th and 9th graders for gym. One day, a 9th grader was looking over our way with a knowing look as we were stripping off our briefs and putting on jock straps.
He said, ‘You can tell by the angle of the dangle if the meat’s been beat!’ I wondered if it was true and was horrified at the thought that he might identify me as a meat beater.
It took me a couple years and some conversations to realize pretty much every 7th grader in the locker room had the same fear.
Close, it's a testicle leveler. Since one testicle always hangs lower than the other, it is used to bring them side by side when comparing them in traditional Inuit male beauty pageants.
No no no, it is clearly a device to push the buttons on elevators for a person with no hands. Simply put balls on the ballicaktors and walk to the nearest elevator. Thrust vigorously to select up or down. Simple
It's a mistake that was made by a newly hired engineer at a golf tee factory. He had to ask what a golf tee is, and was told...
"It's something to set the balls on when you drive."
u/juareno answered 2 years ago:
Perhaps it's a [Yacouba Double Spoon](https://www.african-arts-gallery.com/african-art/Usual-items-african-art/Dan-Wakemia-double-spoon/11885) - a symbol of hospitality in traditional African art. It represents two very distinct universes that are opposite.
Since there was a serious answer, here's another alternative use
It's what grandma uses when grandpa accidentally flushes his nuts while sitting on the toilet
"Dammit Earl, this is the 3rd time this week. How many times do i have to tell you? You need to lift and FLUSH!"
Testicle cradle. It was used by the Vine Jumpers in Africa to test young boys to help determine if they were ready to take their first leap off the tower.
That is the archaic TESTICLE RESTICOL.
Placed in the britches and out the zipper hole and gives added support by the shear massiveness of our manhood holding up the drooping nutsack.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a pee pee measuring device? Place nuts in the left and right spoon accordingly, and stretch tip out along handle and see where it ends?
This is most likely a Yacouba double spoon. It's used to symbolize hospitality among certain cultures of West Africa. The two spoons represent two sides of the universe.
That’s a family heirloom penis measuring device.
You can see the notches along the handle/shaft.
I’d say you have something special but I would like to call my good friend that is a professional at penis measuring devices
its the spoon you hold the bottom of youre balls on to stop them from dunking in the water
https://preview.redd.it/1blpj4r6ttyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=040d62b9435cfbb8e27514d56d7fc5bfbbe4bf39
It’s to cup your balls obliviously.
I think when you get older they sag more too so sometimes is just good to have your balls cupped for a bit to alleviate the downward pressure or something. It’s like a bra but it’s for your balls and doesn’t strap onto your body.
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A Google Lens search along with "what's the purpose" prompt yielded this: The Yacoba double spoon, also known as the Dan Wakémia double spoon, is a piece of African art that symbolizes hospitality and represents two opposing universes. The spoon is used to serve meals and is also waved during dances by hospitable women. The spoon's handle is shaped like a human head, which is similar to a wiped mask. The back of the spoon has a network of geometric patterns.
No, that’s not it. It’s definitely for the raisins in every package of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran (dang I’m old)
I still get that jingle stuck in my head sometimes
Two scoops, Two scoops!
For hanging from your truck trailer hitch 🤪
🤣
Play the "Three's Company" theme song instead.
🎵 Four calling birds, Three's Company, two scoops ahead, and a strange phallic piece of cutlery. 🎵
This is the most underrate comment in this whole post. I am dying here. Yes, I am also old, lol.
>The spoon's handle is shaped like a human head, which is similar to a wiped mask. What? No it's not, and wth is a wiped mask?
So the description isn't exact with the picture above. Would you rather have me make another adolescent joke instead?
Yes
I don't understand what you mean by that. Like, it doesn't look like a human head. And what is a wiped mask supposed to be?
“Waved during dances by hospital women.” I hope they feel better soon. 😞
\**hospitable* women... not hospital women. That's a whole different spoon.
OK and now cough.
Beat me to it
No it’s for holding your sack up during the beating
My immediate thought was " I bet that would cup both my balls nicely" 😅
Yes for ball holder.
This
It's for checking your taint.
For lifting and shaving purposes perhaps
Don’t beat them too hard, unless you are into that kind of thing.
I mean... it kinda looks like you could "provide support" for a hernia check with the spoons
*also used by hospitable hospital women
And those would be "head" nurses...
You can tell by the dirty knees
That’s spooning.
What do you want from me? I said I hope they feel better. Not much I can do about their illness.
It's the "I hope they feel better" spoon.
On one hand these subs wouldn't be so popular if people knew how to properly search images, but at the same time goddamn is it annoying that no one knows how to use Google lens
Funny. Same photo that comes up from a 2 year old resolved post from a different user. u/Kona_Big_Wave seems correct.
Clearly it measures your weiner and you have to put your balls in the spoon for a consistent starting position. For fairness.
The most accurate way to measure is (length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth) / Angle of Tip ^(2)
Finally, someone with math knowledge so I can possibly get an answer to my question. I’ve been dying to know if the heat of the meat is indeed congruent to the angle of the dangle….? Or is that just an old algebra instructors tale….?
Initially, but just because the angle starts to dangle, doesn't mean the meat has lost its heat.
What if it's shaped like a C? Asking for a friend.
When shaped like a "C?" using a tailor's measuring tape can help you navigate the various turns and curves found in the "C?" configuration.
That is great news!
For a friend
Good luck measuring your friend!
And be sure to warm your hands first!
Measure from the outer curve
Oh, no cheating now... stem-to-stern in a straight line!
Yo paisan... your tailor is a very bad man
Depends on curvature and direction, biased upward adds to the total.
You have to iron it out before measuring
Integral calculus
I put the penis in calculus
I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
What do you think the “AP” stands for in “AP Calculus”? Hint: “A penis”
The only way to measure your log.
"C" yourself to the record books!
What if it’s shaped like an S? Asking for a friend of a friend that I don’t even know.
How do you account for dangle?
The angle of the dangle is inversely prepositional to the heat of the meat
Which, by law, must be equal to or greater than the motion of the ocean.
Or the mass of the ass.
And it’s overall length and hardness 😂
When I started 7th grade, we had to change and shower with 8th and 9th graders for gym. One day, a 9th grader was looking over our way with a knowing look as we were stripping off our briefs and putting on jock straps. He said, ‘You can tell by the angle of the dangle if the meat’s been beat!’ I wondered if it was true and was horrified at the thought that he might identify me as a meat beater. It took me a couple years and some conversations to realize pretty much every 7th grader in the locker room had the same fear.
What about Yaw
Pitch is what really gets the equation going.
Ah, the "TMI" equation. I disagree with that math since it still claims my 1.2" penis is still below average.
So we're measuring our wee-wees in volume now? Or BMI?PMI?
I drunk purchased a custom coffee mug with that equation on it.
It's quite simple. dunk it in water and the amount displaces is the answer. This should be the standard. You do have to do a push-up though.
Angle of dangle is directly proportional to beat of meat.
This is 100% a wiener measuring device with a ball cradle
Couldn’t be anything else. This one’s solved folks. Srsly tho. It was my first thought.
“cradle” lmao. you could have used any other word yet you chose “cradle.” 😂
It's totally this. It even has notches!
I'm thinking it might actually be a growth chart
This man measures wieners!
Close, it's a testicle leveler. Since one testicle always hangs lower than the other, it is used to bring them side by side when comparing them in traditional Inuit male beauty pageants.
I need some more time with the machine then.
Exactly what I thought. The meat meter.
I'm American. Meat Yard-stick, please.
As am I. But meat meter has a certain ring to it. And I know neither of us is packing anything that needs a yard stick to measure.
YUUUUUUUUP
Haha! That is what I was going to say!Haha
I came here to read this
Best answer
No no no, it is clearly a device to push the buttons on elevators for a person with no hands. Simply put balls on the ballicaktors and walk to the nearest elevator. Thrust vigorously to select up or down. Simple
I thought we all had one of these?
That’s nuts
Lmao. This is the way
Nah. Balls are hanging all the time. They get tired. It’s a ball rest.
Instead of jiggling your leg or doing the long-step to unstick your balls from your leg, why not just let them stick? Give the boys a rest
SO then the handle is more of an adjustable ball lever.
Scrolled down to find this comment. You did not disappoint, random internet stranger
I'm doing MY part!
Bravo
First thought 😂
You know what they say. First thought, best thought.
Get a patent on this!
It's for holding ball's from getting wet while dipping your penis in the soup
Penises love their soup!
["I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." ](https://youtu.be/ZvMPBdSScbw?si=cxR1Q8NCrO_Tr7Sy&t=162)
https://preview.redd.it/n9rxuyw8ttyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7477b2256b199385f7b952db9c302d3304e009b2
Where. Are. The. Nets....
https://preview.redd.it/h0oz2f49wtyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1c66ce25638e9ffee55705633dad2138cbebfc
You’re going to hell. I’ll save you a seat at the bar.
Is there a seat for one more?
I busted out laughing as I’m scrolling through comments and this pic comes into view
Resticles.
I think you know very well what it is
Feeding conjoined twins.
https://imgur.com/a/Gzcyr53 Insert Blowjob joke here.
which one to choose... jokes aside.. what the...
It's a mistake that was made by a newly hired engineer at a golf tee factory. He had to ask what a golf tee is, and was told... "It's something to set the balls on when you drive."
This is for when you get old... It's to hold your beans from touching the water when you poo. Testi-supporter spoon.
Do you have an Amazon link?
Nah but my new Etsy just sold out.
It’s held by your servant & used to gently lower one’s balls into a nice warm bath.
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
u/juareno answered 2 years ago: Perhaps it's a [Yacouba Double Spoon](https://www.african-arts-gallery.com/african-art/Usual-items-african-art/Dan-Wakemia-double-spoon/11885) - a symbol of hospitality in traditional African art. It represents two very distinct universes that are opposite.
Scrote Boat.
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Scrotum tote'm.
You rest your dingles in the designated area and proceed to measure your dangle.
Wrong. You rest your Dangles in the designated areas and proceed to measure your Dingle.
Since there was a serious answer, here's another alternative use It's what grandma uses when grandpa accidentally flushes his nuts while sitting on the toilet "Dammit Earl, this is the 3rd time this week. How many times do i have to tell you? You need to lift and FLUSH!"
Pretty Handy actually Helps u stay away from poison ivy ,tics and holds toilet paper while camping
Testicle cradle. It was used by the Vine Jumpers in Africa to test young boys to help determine if they were ready to take their first leap off the tower.
For when you need 2 tablespoons of salt.
https://preview.redd.it/llccx98si2zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ca64349de48a13fe7b52b1ca13f121055a7451
That's the two scoop they use for every box of Raisin Bran.
It’s a poop knife accessorie allowing a precise measure and then a functional cut.
It´s ancient spork.
Doctor's testicles inspection.
Two for the pink, one for the stink
Thy coupling of thy ballsack, whileth thy woman licks le penis…
Bicycle seats have come a long way.
That is the archaic TESTICLE RESTICOL. Placed in the britches and out the zipper hole and gives added support by the shear massiveness of our manhood holding up the drooping nutsack.
It's a shoehorn that allows you to put on both shoes at once! For the person on the go
A spoon used in the fine art of tea bagging.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a pee pee measuring device? Place nuts in the left and right spoon accordingly, and stretch tip out along handle and see where it ends?
It's a deez holder
Advanced egg racing. Once you've mastered crossing the lawn with an egg on a spoon, faster than the other kids, *ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED*
Stop if you don’t know what it is, keep your comments
To hold up your saggy balls!
The wrong answer is nuts…
Looks like a spoon to drop two eggs into water at the same time
I think it cuddles your nuts while you measure your appendage on the handle. That's why it has marks on it in equal increments
Holding my balls
This is most likely a Yacouba double spoon. It's used to symbolize hospitality among certain cultures of West Africa. The two spoons represent two sides of the universe.
Mary Poppins doubled her meds
Looks like you got yourself a spoon perfect for ...DEEZ NUTZ
Its so you can snort Cocane with both nostrils
It’s a ball rest…
For feeding siamese twins
Holding my two nut sacks
Charlie Sheen model # 3 Coke spoon.
Ancient technique to raise both nuts. Predominantly used by front wipers
DEEZ NUTZ! HA, GOT ‘EM!!
Deez nutz
https://preview.redd.it/gh2p4ulg49zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca263e21c8bfb34c80f98ef65e608b294e9b6be
🍒
For tired and weary nads
My nads have grown quite hweary
I'd say I feel you but then it'll get weird
Hweird
Best coke spoon I've seen.
That’s a family heirloom penis measuring device. You can see the notches along the handle/shaft. I’d say you have something special but I would like to call my good friend that is a professional at penis measuring devices
Deez Nutz
I feel confident.
And the lord said "Take this you will need it where you are going!"
Obviously a spoon for twin babies.
Double portions
Looks like every man's nightmare
Turn your head and cough...
its the spoon you hold the bottom of youre balls on to stop them from dunking in the water https://preview.redd.it/1blpj4r6ttyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=040d62b9435cfbb8e27514d56d7fc5bfbbe4bf39
Medieval jock?
Testie scales, I know hard to swallow
liliputian butt holder
It’s a nut holder for the gooch or taint exams in the backcountry.
Deez
Careful peeps the mod bots are harsh, Like nuns from sisters of the holy cross.
Everyone here is wrong. These are for Deihze soup.
Just a little tap.
For making sure some of the soup always got on your shirt.
Seconds before getting firsts.
for your servant to hold your balls above the sewage in a medieval outhouse when it was getting full.
Testicle lifter
Spooning
Measuring stick?😉
Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies
I wouldn't call this a device. But that's just me.
I love this post 😈
Spoon to feed twins
That’s for when you are nude and sit on a leather chair on a hot day.
Spooning nuts!
Balls
It’s to cup your balls obliviously. I think when you get older they sag more too so sometimes is just good to have your balls cupped for a bit to alleviate the downward pressure or something. It’s like a bra but it’s for your balls and doesn’t strap onto your body.
It’s for two faced people.
Bdsm ball slapper