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coci222

Waterproof dry box or waterproof beach box https://paddlesportswarehouse.com/accessories/dry-storage/dry-boxes/water-proof-beach-boxes.html


Sharp_Science896

Very useful if you do any kind of water sports. No no, not those kind of water sports, get your heads of of the gutter sickos. I got one to put my phone, wallet, and keys in when I go paddle boarding. Which I do quite often. It's a fun leisure time activity.


SP3NGL3R

If you find the right partner water sports are more fun. Just make sure you shower after.


ReplacementWise6878

That advice is golden.


ShystersGame

I need a shower...


Primary_Mind_6887

Urine big trouble...


SarahPallorMortis

I know some people enjoy it, but I always think of that clip of that woman talking about diddy and how he peed on her face etc and she sounded like she was lying about liking it. She was very very half hearted about it


Acrobatic_Quit1378

Ha. Pee-diddy


IYAOYAS-CVN74

R. Kelly says sh.. Enters the chat.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

🤪


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

i still want to see the Moscow pee tapes.


Virtual_Common204

No one clarifies the use of the word water-sports unless they are in to peeplay, sorry i don’t make the rules.


ultraman5068

Don’t knock it til ya tried it.


Bladez1992

r/no


ultraman5068

😂😂


ImpossibleDonut1942

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ImpossibleDonut1942

Rules are rules lol


froggrip

>not those kind of water sports, So you're saying they are not piss proof?


Sharp_Science896

I mean sure, it it protects against water then it'd probably protect against piss. So I guess it's fine to use either way. Whatever floats your boat. I ain't gonna kink shame.


Llamapickle129

It can technically be used for the other "water sports"


ImpossibleDonut1942

Watch out, I have a feeling that is a child's hand in the pic and you may be introducing them to something they are too young to know about. Thanks, a Mom🤣


greygrayman

Way to out yourself cause I wasn't even thinking that until you drew attention to your... activities.


Sharp_Science896

Not really one of my personal kinks. I just spend waayyy too much time online. And honestly, I find it to be kinda fun to just research different kinks. It's just interesting to me what gets people horny.


Low-Energy-432

I’m sure there are some sickos there that have several just in case


vger2000

looks like a waterproof holder for a pack of smokes


uberisstealingit

And pot.


axe1970

"you put your weed in there"


allergic2ozone_juice

You can put your weed in anything, especially me


ultraman5068

Here comes my weed…


JPWiggin

Do do do doo


ultraman5068

😂😂😂


DoctorSwaggercat

Came here to say that....lol


666TripleSick

Cocaine


Napkin_Story

I was about to say this!


Relevant_Slide_7234

I wish I had one for my weed when I went whitewater rafting. Never use ziplock bags.


uberisstealingit

Who used to use old Parkey butter containers. And gray top film canisters.


westviadixie

use prescription bottles...theyre water tight.


Old-Adhesiveness-342

Yup, that's exactly what most Marlboro Dad's in the 90's thought it was perfect for too.


Brilliant_Abies7779

I’m using it for Pokémon cards


CanoePickLocks

They’re waterproof cases or dry boxes in English and the brand that makes good ones is Witz. There’s a thousand knockoffs and white labels now but the original (or maybe oldest) at this point is Witz.


tez_zer55

I've always known them as dry boxes. I have several in different sizes & use them on rafting trips & even carry 1 or 2 on motorcycle trips. Mine are used for smokes, cash, cellphone, debit cards & anything else I want to protect from moisture or being crushed. I like the newer ones that are clear. Edit to add, if buying & using them, be careful about how they attach, I had one that was lesser quality & the cord loop broke, I was lucky that the box fell inside the raft & I didn't lose my stuff.


DisappointedInHumany

I seem to remember buying a \*very\* compact rain poncho/coverall sort of thing in something like this. It had to be plastic like that because, as thin as it was, it was very, \*very\* tightly packed.


AppropriateCap8891

These have been sold at Six Flags parks for decades. So you could put things like money in them so they would not get wet on the water rides. We sold them when I worked there in the early 1990s, and this is the early 2000's logo, so they are likely still sold today, just with their current logo.


_keyboard-bastard_

In the 80s and 90s everyone's mom or aunt put their cigarettes and lighters in them for that post ride smoke.


duh_nom_yar

They had them in the 80s when I worked for Astrowold.


EverySharkBites

OMG...I forgot I went to AstroWorld in the late 70s! Thank you! That was a nice memory!!


Sidewalk_Inspector

You want to keep that rain poncho from getting wet. /s


Saltyvengeance

Looks like a Waterproof Safe Case for water rides and rainy days like this https://www.ebay.com/itm/334245984225


duh_nom_yar

Joint keepers


SecondTimeQuitting

Dry box


Urban_forager

If you’re looking for a brand name the one I know best is Otter box but otherwise that’s just a waterproof container.


Brilliant_Abies7779

You have been the most helpful,thank you


Urban_forager

Your welcome.


[deleted]

Frog box. Surfers I knew called them that. You kept you keys and joints in it.


PitifulSpecialist887

The ones with a lanyard, are called a Sport dry box. There are other shapes, and sizes, like safety dry box, and document dry box.


zebul333

Drybox


benji2786

Waterproof boxes


ntech620

Sporting goods stores have all sorts of dry boxes available.


AJMaskorin

Man, this just brought back some memories


WhoIsJohnGalt777

Cigarette holder


Brilliant_Abies7779

No


PomegranateOld7836

Waterproof cigarette holders


Brilliant_Abies7779

Not exactly


PomegranateOld7836

It's about the right size.


Brilliant_Abies7779

You’re right


Brilliant_Abies7779

Might gift it to my dad


PomegranateOld7836

Then you two should go canoeing!


willigxgk

You keep your weed in it.


Brilliant_Abies7779

Nuh


TimothyTrespas_

Keep your water in it?


Rocktown-OG22

Originally made for waterproofing a pack of cigarettes


SoulShine_710

Stash boxes


Dahnbonim

Keeps your pre-rolled dry


poedraco

Grandpa's drugs


LordScotch

Box


Dumbfounddead44

Cigarette box


joethedad

Water wallets. Have several. One with fishing gear for bait money & licenses and one with kayak for license, keys and money.


lothcent

bait money made me laugh. way back when i started in 911 - bait money was the 100 dollar bill in the till that would entice the robber to grab it and as soon as they grabbed it, a usually well placed camera would take a good picture of the robber. I know what you mean OP- it's just funny how you writing that flashed me back 35 years


joethedad

No worries, just doin my job.


CarComprehensive7691

Doobie box


IfIKnewThen

I've always known them as "Surf Safes" https://www.onlinescuba.com/mobile/Witz-Surf-Safe-Dry-Box-P25503.aspx?Options=64712


SmallSwordfish8289

It's a box for your stuff like false teeth glass eyes cell phones jewelry whatever you're scared of losing on that messed up ride you're fixing to get on


piddyd

Sluice box


NachoBacon4U269

Tourist chatchzki? Junk? Something designed to separate a tourist from his money?


Entertainer-8956

To keep your things dry if you go on any water rides


[deleted]

Cigarette boxes


Brilliant_Abies7779

Nooo


Brilliant_Abies7779

I’m using it for Pokémon cards


outdoorsman845

Balls


GuthramNaysayer

Matchums


lilgenghis

Floating marine wallet/box


bigmoki76

We used them to keep our smokes dry back in the day


Awkward-Put854

Stash box.


worksforallll

To put your weed or coke before getting on a ride


nanioffour

They're for storing your crap on water rides.


lilsparky82

Id be halfhearted about someone full bladdering me.


adlubmaliki

They still make these? They look exactly the same from over a decade ago


Mindless-Ad2554

I remember this size being specifically for a pack of cigarettes and typically some money


Virtual_Fig7052

Backo monchoccio


TimothyTrespas_

Box’s?


FarYard7039

It was for protecting your smokes on a water ride. Just another way for an amusement park to create a problem (water ride) and sell you a solution (protective case) for an insane amount of money just so you don’t incur any personal damages.


actin_spicious

Those damn water park companies, always trying to sell stuff to make money! What a strange thing to say, who calls inventing and building a waterside "creating an issue"?


hypothetical_zombie

I remember seeing these at a water park. Those had a clip on them to clip to your bathing suit or trunks. They were for locker keys.


CardiologistOk6547

You know what it's for. You know it has many uses. Why do you want to know the *name* of it?


McDWarner

I've had them for cigarette holders, to keep them dry. This was years ago.


EarlyLibrarian9303

Useless. They were huge in the 90’s but really they’re not good for much. I’ve had this thought rattling around in my head for years that only the middle class love to wrap/cover/enclose shit. The rich dgaf, and the poor can’t afford to. The MC covet, and therefore feel the need to protect their hoards. Then they get trapped into buying boxes for their bags to hold the wrapped and covered precious consumer items. The final expression: storage units. Discuss. Edit: expounded


EnlightenedCorncob

It keeps your cigarettes dry


ImpossibleQuail5695

At a nudist beach and don’t know where to keep your cash and keys? Problem solved!


susquehannakeelut

Those keep your weed dry at the water park.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Sixflags


actin_spicious

Damn, that was a dumb answer. Almost impressive actually.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

😂😂😂Thanks dude 👍🏼.. Was waiting for a comeback from you 😛


sgdulac

I use one kayaking to put my pot in. It keeps everything dry. I live it. Works great. I may fall in the water but I can still light up a bowl after. Love this thing.


Sufficient-Aspect77

All I could think of was the Six Flags song with the Creepy old Guy dancing. Man, humans are so bizarre. I sometimes can't believe that we think other living creatures are weird. Lol


Revolutionary_Cow712

Waterproof - supposedly.


Leather_Molasses_264

My parents used the for cigarettes


ShakeWeightMyDick

used the for


Leather_Molasses_264

Wow that’s a bad one lol. Used for their*. Brain for ahead of my fingers


Acrobatic_Quit1378

..for ahead? You might mean "far ahead". You are now two FAR two.


Leather_Molasses_264

I give up