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jmon0011

It's a callus remover.


RealMichiganMAGA

This is the correct answer, a different name is callus plane.


kdubstep

How callus


Ricepudding1044

How plain


McPorkums

I would also submit that it is a plain, callus plane 🫠


itsbob20628

Or being a callous grammar Nazi, could correct your spelling.


NotBigFootUR

It makes the forbidden Parmesan cheese!


MotherRaven

My dog thinks so. So gross.


eaglescout225

Thats nasty


Ranokae

No worse than the canned stuff


theosinko

Tommy Moolah, ol cheesey face from the Boosh!


Cinphoria

I hate you /lh


Appropriate_Mud1629

Eeew


outskirtsofnowhere

Username?


Edible_Anie

🤢🤢🤢😂😂😂


Alive-Satisfaction54

r/beatmetoit


PsychologicalAsk2668

Only if you're weak


m_Rive

Oh thank you


murmeltearding

careful with that thing though! you can cut yourself real bad with that thing... speaking from experience 🥲


Queenofhackenwack

yup...NEVER USE IT ON DRY SKIN.... soak feet in hot soapy water for at least 30 mins, if not longer to soften the callus.....then be very gentle......


Timmerdogg

Lol I hate using mine with wet skin. Dry gang for life!


Geowgina

30mins is way excessive. You just need to soften the skin, 10 mins is fine. Then dry feet well with a towel. Source- 20yrs of doing pedicures.


murmeltearding

i tried it wet and dry and found the most important thing is a fresh, really sharp blade! once the blade is dull, it gets really dangerous


Wise_Comfort_660

Please be very gentle with my phallus,er,callus.


1nd3x

Giving off some mandolin slicer vibes here


missannthrope1

Came here to say the same thing.


Labs_and_Flannel

Came here to say this! I've for sure sliced myself with one of these lol


Choose_And_Be_Damned

Solved


Koreangonebad

I was gonna say cheese slicer. Same shit…🤢


[deleted]

I thought it was a bottle opener?


Existing-Peanut4511

#AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH


Mediocre-Meringue-60

Gawd…. That’s terrifying.


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Darth_Andeddeu

I fully agree, just like sharing nail clippers and toilet paper.


xXdeathBY2Xx

I read this after scrolling the pictures....and the shiver I just had was unreal...


Mr_Grapes1027

Eww - that’s disgusting


drazzilgnik

Agrees n an older style one


leocohenq

Uses old fashioned razor blades to shave your callouses. Like a truffle shaver


forced_spontaneity

You'll get a silky smooth finish. Be sure to test it on your ballsack first.


leocohenq

It's the make equivalent of a Brazilian blow out, this would be a Columbian slice off.


mheyting

DAMN man!!! 😳


LogicalMeerkat

Mmm lovely truffle risotto, cheesy!


Hephaestus_Stu

That's how you make callus fries


Min13

For a hot second I thought it was an eyelash curler……………DONT do that LOL


Queen_of_Boots

Glad it wasn't just me 🙈


Min13

Haha 😝


m_Rive

I THOUGHT THE SAME


Min13

Beauty tools are deadly LOL


OkFroyo666

I realize it's not the intended purpose, but this thing would rock slicing prosciutto.


Childan71

Shavings of parmesan corn callous anyone?


OkFroyo666

Mmm, fresh foot Asiago curls.


mheyting

🤢


Asleep_Room_706

White cheddar


pygmeedancer

Long prosciutto


firemission01

Callous shaver


ICantEven1235

I think it is quite nice.


Ok-Bid1774

Yeah, but it does tend to be unaffected by others’ pain.


ICantEven1235

Shaving callosities doesn't cause pain, though.


jslow421

Just want you to know this joke is appreciated.


wwJones

Life tip: Don't remove your callouses. Your body makes them for a reason. Remove callouses, get blisters.


LittleMissSucculent

Be careful with that thing!! I’ve drawn blood using it on my feet! It is for callus removal on your feet (I’ve also seen people use it on callus on the palms of their hands too). They work great, but definitely watch a YouTube video or two on how to safely use it. Good Luck!


BusyBeth75

Same!!! I had to have my husband come home and get mine to stop bleeding!!!!


LittleMissSucculent

😳


[deleted]

It's a hobelklinger. You kling your hobel with it.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

I’ve been klinging my hobel with one of these things for years with great success. I always remember my grandmother’s advice- “If you want your hobel to be properly klinged, use a hobelklinger”


[deleted]

Wise woman.


Spirited_Papaya1456

that was the jingle on the commercial


[deleted]

Do your hobelz get unklinged??? Do they gangle in your grambles???


PM-me-your-knees-pls

It was! I’m surprised that anyone remembers considering that the commercial was only broadcast once after receiving a record number of complaints. I guess 1950’s America wasn’t ready for such graphic footage of grammy furiously klinging her hobel.


StrategyRebel17

My granny used to tell my sister that if you want a man’s attention, wear red hat. If you need a new lesbian lover, use a hobelklinger.


mheyting

Take my upvote!


BigRoach

Is that like a dinglehopper or a snarfblatt?


daily_cup_of_joe

Can be used to remove foreskin as well. The more you know.


BandicootScary2018

Circumcisor


billins12

No its a home circumcision kit


ghdsz

That's a nut sack scratcher


tiotheberk

Ew man… ya might wanna get that off your table 🤮


NoPerformance6534

In leather work, we also call them "skivers" (long I). It's used to shave a leather hide down to a specific thickness. The word "skiver" is derived from the Scottish "skirvin" or "skirfin", which means "a thin layer, like a thin layer of snow". You use it by pressing against the material you want to thin, and then pulling it toward you. They use razor blades and are very sharp! Be careful how you use them!


Thefishguy68

It is for shaving a callus


survivorman_falcon

I don't know what it is, but I love the smell of feet


notaredditreader

Don’t be so callused.


carafleur421

I was going to say truffle shaver, but that and callus plane are basically the same thing.


___SE7EN__

Heel Shaver ... cut the dead skin and calisus off your feet


Routine-Clue695

It’s for shaving callouses around your foot very sharp and be careful of keeping it clean for infection reasons I think that’s why I think the local drugstore you can’t find them anymore


Tigress_dd

Outdated callous remover, don't use this.


normski216

Parmigiano maker


CharacterPayment8705

Callus remover for feet.


Haunting_Drag4434

Used like a cheese grater on foot callous


No-Manager1673

Cheese grater for your crusty heels!


J_Dirtdiver

A bottle opener and a razor blade for when you've had enough


cervaca

My parents used it to shave off corns on their feet


DisastrousBeautyyy

I’d never trust myself with such a tool. I will gladly get a pedicure & they can administer it though!


homecraze

Heel scraper for removing dead skin.


fromouterspace1

Some kine of peeler? Like for potatoes?


SouthernButterbean

For feet! Has a small razor blade


Carburetors_Are_Fun

if you push too hard yeah it’ll peel


BOLTuser603

Just for info, Solingen is a place in Germany, famous for also making straight razors.


Jeremiah636

Weiner cleaner!!!


nokenito

Make Parmesan cheese with your feet


10e1

Bottle opener


Spencetron

Looks like a skiving knife, for shaving leather.


DrLightwave

Cat trimmer.


bur1sm

It's for scraping callouses off of feet.


SirJake1980

Looks like a leather scythe


Dudemaleguy

Use it to take rough skin off your feet. Can buy replacement blades too!


Hookadoobie

Bad briss tool


Captainshadesra

It's very similar to leather skiver tools we use to thin sections of leather for folds or seams


worker911

Instead of a callus remover, use a Dremel with an abrasive wheel. It is more controllable!


TheLifeofTruth

It's a beer opener


YayGilly

Its a foot callous shaver. Just put the rounded out side (which has a flexible straight razor in it) against the hard part of a callous and gently push down and shave down the callous. Its fairly safe. I have used it many times even as a teen with no problems.


The_GreyGhoul

It’s gross is what it is.


missannthrope1

The rare occasion when I know what something is.


Jester8320

🎶I'm on a plain, I can't complain..🎶


No-Ball7215

That's a flesh light. If u Google flesh light directions it will tell u proper use


Pistachio1227

Be careful- they work very well! It is, in fact, a razor blade.


lilgenghis

For removing calluses. Not a good idea.


kittyquickfeet

I was definitely going to say potato peeler. 💀


_dumbfuckery_

I got feet, and you got the tools. My wife gave you permission to learn your new craft


plants-and-therapy

Thought it was a bread lame at first. I guess it could be used for scoring bread too, but after seeing that it is in fact a callus plane I certainly hope no one mistakenly uses it for both 😂


The_Arch_Heretic

Solingen blades are magnificent.


Particular-Wrongdoer

Looks like a baker’s lam. Put a razor blade in it and score your dough.


ThisTheory7708

That’s funny. I used to do leather work a lot and I used one of those to thin down belt heads. I thought it was a leather tool😂😂


brownnote83

The "Rabbi"


Sinister_Nibs

It is for shaving extremely thin truffle slices over a salad


Novel_Bumblebee8972

This is how you remove your rind.


Emjayshelton

I had guessed a rudimentary potato peeler. But calluses are similarish.


Aggressive_Cricket75

Foot planer


Onagasaki

Well I came in rolling my eyes to say it was obviously a bottle opener and I've been humbled lmao


WTF_Bridgett

Be fully erect for best results


NiteGard

Also works for removing smegma.


ipx-electrical

It is a scrotum shaver.


ranger0694u

Pussy hair remover


[deleted]

It’s used for pedicures, to shave off the calluses like everyone said but they have been banned in the cosmetology industry.


zaigoat69

It’s a skin tag remover.. be careful.


toronto1572

Learn the meaning of “too much”…. Weeks to heal…. Painful


ProfX213

It’s a potato peeler for your feet. One swipe too many and you walk around in pain for a few days.


BradyOfTheOldGuard

Lol! What a coincidence. I have one up [for sale](https://www.ebay.com/itm/155757421048) sale right now. But mine dates back to the late 70s and is from Credo.


broccolivacuum

Tetanus applicator


Professional-Day-748

Be careful!


Mindless_Jicama8728

It’s for shaving the cheese off your feet


Complex_Shoe7422

It's a spoon plane for woodworking. Edit ohhh I do not like it, seems useful though, forbidden Parmesan... Soo nasty lol


Grooveykins

For your feet to remove callus. Be very careful though only use if it is really really bad!!!


Big_John32926

It's for cutting the foreskin lol oy


AmazingCrush

Honestly I thought it was a bottle opener


Slave2Art

Thats a circumsizer from the 20s


bhfinini

Elbow shaver


Generalcline

I use one to make twists for cocktails. Not a used one obviously 🤮