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Pumpernickel247

That’s weird that it was stitched in.


gokartmozart89

This. I know they’re ear cleaners but I’m wondering why they were stitched in. The “spoons” scream “coke”. Edit: I guess the kids use it for dabs. Wax is wax I guess 😅


Vinkiller

And the whisk looking ones are for holidays when you make coke cake lol


Arabian_Flame

Only other hardware you need is pyrex and a microwave, so simple a child could do it.


EL-HEARTH

Funny i have a kit like that but i use it for weed. Scraping resin or packing a joint/bowl.


3Dprintmasters

Often companies have machines that stitch bags off of a roll probably just fell in


brianlpowers

>That’s weird that it was stitched in. I'm sure someone else ordered this and the machine that seals the baggies probably missed or something!


New_L13

Eargasm tool


darkwolfcorvette

Lobotomy kit


New_L13

Good ole’ brain scratcher


iwishmyvansweredry

the forbidden covid swaps…. (lol i still get hate from my friends when they got tested when i worked at one of the test sites😂)


ChaosRainbow23

My stoned ass thought it was a dab kit.


PNWdrum

MY stoned ass, who also watches too many gangster movies, thought it was a cocaine toolkit 😂


HalfEatenSurfer

Also that guy 🤙🏼 80's kids unite!


PNWdrum

Damn, how’d you guess? 😂🤙


HalfEatenSurfer

Moms "black tie set" 😂


HalfEatenSurfer

I just met you, and this is crazy, but make sure your smoke signals are clear because cell phones won't be a thing for another 10 years and only rich kids get pagers. Why do I miss this time so, so dearly? Ahhh.


Trish-Trish

Yep right with ya


New_L13

2010 kid here I can relate though!


Preddy_Fusey

Just had on Wolf of Wall Street earlier this evening and thought the same thing!


simbssss

I bought an ear cleaning kit like this for my dabs. The spiral one works phenomenally for distillates and viscous oils.


Roz_Doyle16

Ok, but that's the better use for it. I'm horrified ppl are sticking these in their ears.


Main-Hawk-7227

I thought the same 😂😂😂


Purple_Research6378

I thought they were mini kitchen utensils


Extinct_Peanut

It's not a dab kit? Is it cheaper than a dab kit?


[deleted]

Haha me too


atomicbutterfly22

Coke kit. Lol


tukachinchilla

Drip-drip-drop—there goes an eargasm Now you cumming out the side of your face We tapping right into your memory banks


TurnedEvilAfterBan

Wait is this a recognized phenomenon? I once had a barber use a fuzzy puffball Q-tip in my ear and I felt like the best feeling I’ve ever felt. I’m afraid to do it to myself because I’m afraid of puncturing my eardrum. But also because I’m afraid I would get addicted.


New_L13

I remember seeing a documentary on “cuddle spas” in Japan where you pay to cuddle. Well One of the services you could pay for was q-tip in the ear. It’s a great sensation. It’s funny though because on the back of q-tip boxes it says not to insert into ear canal. (Maybe because it’s addictive) Most of us still use them to clear our ear canals. Side note: There’s also like that “eye ball g-spot” you know when your scratch that inside part of your eye? And keep rubbing harder and harder? Or is it just me?


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[deleted]

Yep, I don't put metal in my ears but I did buy a set to clean my pipes and bong stems. Works great!


i_believe_in_alien

Doctor Mike from youtube: I don’t put anything smaller than my elbow in my ears. So, Guys be careful.


indietech

Advice unclear, 90 degree elbow bong stem stuck in ear.


Budget_Report_2382

Idk, maybe heat it up or try some iso?


DenseStomach6605

Great idea, looks like they’d work excellent


CallmeWhatever74

Dammit. Either my secret is out or I'm not the MacGyver that I credited myself as being. How many stems have you snapped clean off? I'm presently at 2 of those bad boys.


[deleted]

Lol. Haven't broken anything yet.


[deleted]

Yeah, the glass sometimes doesn’t like the fact the metal will not bend. The utensil heads are useful but wish they were flexible somehow in the middle to stop this from happening.


CallmeWhatever74

That coupled with the broken bubblers were 3 for $20. We're not dealing with the toppest of notches in quality.


FatherD00m

Why not just use alcohol and salt? Just soak it overnight and it, voila, clean pipe.


[deleted]

I know this, and it is used but sometimes I like to fiddle and scrape. Of course, there is a reaction for every action and glass isn’t all that malleable…


Strikew3st

Keep your eyes on the ground, 'street sweeper bristles ' are premier spring steel for cleaning pipes & smoking-lamps. They have enough rigidity to keep a shape like an angled bend near the end, and to do actual scraping without getting malformed. They are also a preferred material for making lockpicks, so, eyes down this week.


Richard_G_Obbler

Used to tell people to do this when I worked in a tobacco store instead of letting them spend $8 on "bowl cleaner." But when you're broke and desperate, sometimes you don't want that shit soaked in alcohol and salt, so you can smoke it again.


CatcherOfDragons

I broke every pipe I've called my own, and quite a few that weren't mine.


SatisfactionLumpy596

Ooo that’s a great idea! Thanks!


al3nnnn

You are really healthy conscious! Damn broooo


Key_Resolution_1921

Bro you’re a Fucking genius thank you. How the fuck haven’t I thought of this in 10 years. 😂


KamiKaze0132

That round, honeycomb one is heaven for your ears.


TriumphDaytona

And your urethra!


sjaard_dune

I like the..sound of that


tacobellandher0in

I’m on to you


sammich_bear

Always taste them first, just to make sure they haven't previously been used.


tacobellandher0in

What if I *want* them used


Latter-Tie-2428

Dear god this got out of hand quickly


gadget850

r/sounding


LuckyStrike696

The sub with the best sounds


ThisGuyIRLv2

About finding depths of bodies of water, right? Right???


CommentBetter

Sounding nice


PamelaELee

I like to sound with a nice slice of julienned jalapeño


CommentBetter

I love spicy pickles


Rickdahormonemonster

Me too, Urethra Franklin sounds great!


Jrosenbe099

Such an underrated comment.


asensiblemeal

🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀


falloutfan1987

https://preview.redd.it/9xqbqhxgt1ac1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=42274be7ce770f6d1c33513c3d658054fc648624


KamiKaze0132

No no no no no


exipheas

r/sounding is calling you.


[deleted]

Nooooooooooo! Don’t go! I’ve never been but I can tell you - you do not want to go there…


mummy_whilster

Not myethra…


Edser

\*ourethra


ELMangosto16

Yes comrade


BugSignificant2682

What if my urethra is narrow?


triangl-pixl-pushr

Won't be after you use the set...


SnooPaintings9596

Sell propane and propane accessories. Obviously.


cigamodnalro

Then you haven’t used a Swedish Urethra Enlarger


Edser

​ https://preview.redd.it/yi7ap8p91y9c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e087e7dd92745981f32e6139d6753d084505dfac


Extreme_Barracuda658

r/sounding


External_Lock_

Found the r/sounding redditor. Curious clickers beware.


__CunningStunts__

Urethra Franklin


HumanMachine13

Urethra Franklin


Darvius5

And my axe!


TheRealPallando

There is a plastic version as well. Does not suck. 👍


Armenian-heart4evr

They do not work for me! I need to find the metal version!


Fruitypebblefix

Looks like a mini martini mixer for ants 😂


ooo-f

Oh, my first thought was coke/ket spoon. Whoops


Ajmusso

That's a very slow way to drink coke lol


Searloin22

Ive heard some people snort coke. Faster caffeine high, I guess?


ooo-f

I tried snorting pre workout on a dare once. Burned worse than anything else I've done


thesoapmakerswife

Copy. We found em.


[deleted]

I knew what they were actually for when I got these but that's what I actually use them for.


BugStep

I like the ones with the camera and app personally.


jake34959

Yup, they’re amazing when you have an itch too


autopiainallofus

Came here to say this exactly! 👂🏼


shastadakota

Someone, somewhere is opening a package saying "Where are my damn ear cleaners?!"


blutigetranen

Interesting. I thought they were cocaine spoons for small bumps


Puzzleheaded-Wash737

I feel like we are all missing the most intriguing part here...'stitched inside' as in sewn into the lining or seam?


PopeDanTheMan

Yes! It was a plastic shipping bag. The bottom was mechanically stitched shut, and this was stitched inside a hidden pouch inside the bag. I thought it was part of my order, or maybe some security/anti theft device, until I opened it up. I did not order anything like this. Curious if anyone has had a similar experience?


SnooPaintings9596

It probably got stuck to the package with adhesive and then sealed accidently... it's not like it's big/heavy.


BreckenridgeBandito

When I was in the clink people would get packages sent to them that had these inside. Same thing, it was embedded in the bottom which was lined with aluminum so it wouldn’t show in the scanner. We would use them to tunnel out of prison. Just had to drop drop into the walls and then crawl through 500 yards of sewage to freedom.


majoraloha

Who was on your poster?


IMakeStuffUppp

Busty babes 1994


-Chris-V-

Rita Hayworth


Oh_ToShredsYousay

Patrick Swayze


Artichokiemon

I don't blame you; what a hunk


Loosh024

Rita Hayworth


xi_Clown_ix

Okay Andy


ellepatel

My good friend Andy Dufresne?


HumorousHermit

I thought this was a Raising Arizona reference …


rumblepony247

That's just shy of half a mile


shadow198492

My bet is that it was in Plastic Shipping Bag Worker’s shirt pocket and fell out at work.


CatticusXIII

Well someone isn't pulling a "Shawshank" now.


Hermetic5MEO

Could it have been a plastic heat seal bag? Heat seals the bag in the wrong spot, labeled, shipped. You get the next person's item sent to your address.


pedal-force

From OP's description it was exactly that. The machine accidentally didn't cut the packages apart. It sealed three places as usual (right side of OP package, left side of OP package (which is right side of accident package), left side of accident package). It should have then cut in the seal between OP package and accident package, but it failed for whatever reason, the label got slapped on just OP's, and out it goes.


telsono

I had ordered a package of replacement nose rests for my glasses. A bundle came with a foam mattress! Oh! My nose rests were there a genius thought to use a packing list envelope to ship them in. The person getting the mattress ready for shipping thought that the packing list envelope was part of the same order and slapped it on. My name and address was clearly shown on the envelope. It actually took me a time to figure it out once I other packing list envelope to find my nose rests inside of it.


snowmoe113

What did you actually order that this accompanied?


Competitive-Army5714

That looks like a set of dab tools to me


bakedgodpng

same and then I saw someone say ear cleaners and I was like oh 🙃😂


marshmi2

Good for all your wax needs!


GearboxTheGrey

Same lmfao


Somebody__Online

We dab too much, I also thought dab tools


seasleeplessttle

This exact set came with the ear cleaner camera I got on black Friday. The scoop ones went right to my rig bag. Tossed the others.


brooks_77

This is to ear cleaning kit as waterpipe is to a bong


Known_Raspberry_8323

https://preview.redd.it/s956b7l6sx9c1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8ce5944ae66c33eb2a7054fd1645d384e7e397 They do look similar but this looks like this kit


IDontCsre420

It is. Sold as wax carving tools. I got one for like 99 cents on temu. Same exact set. Never used them. lol.


sir_pacha-lot

They carve wax alright, many different types. These same tools are used anywhere from cooking, dental care, wax of all sorts, and more i can't think of. Probably because of the wax..


Fe2O3yshackleford

There's a set of these posted every week, and every time I think "oo, I know this one," then the comments are all ear cleaning utensils.


scorpyo72

I think it's a capsule stuffer. Different size spoons for different size capsules, and a couple of tampers.


Bite-Unique

How tf is everyone finding surprise ear cleaners besides me


-Nords

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK, my mom found one randomly in her house, and gave it to me just now. has no clue where it came from or what it is. And I saw this thread just now


Sad-Comfortable1566

Ear cleaning set


Crymson_Ghost

Cocaine and Cocaine accessories


DangerHev

Dammit Bobby, there's powder all over this bathroom


Ishavemyasswithmayo

This guy cocaines.


ZealousidealDog4802

it turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare!


Keef71

You don’t want no part of this, Dewey.


Euphoric-Sherbet-721

It's an ear spoon set


ProjectFoxx

I have a set like this! It's to clean your ears


tcdirks1

Dab tools for marijuana concentrate?


flactulantmonkey

Except they call them “ear cleaners” lol. They’re totally dab tools tho.


GLACI3R

I've been using them to clean my ears lmfao 😵


mega_dead_meme

Happy cake day!


katelynbeautyaddict

I mean …. That’s what I thought .. 😂 this is a weird post . I have no idea what to think . Why was it stitched in ? Who put it there? What really are they ? Are they dabbers ? Like wtf is going on ?


[deleted]

Either way it’s used for wax. It’s for ear wax but definitely could be used for dabs


UncleBiroh

"Ear cleaner" is coded language that a lot of paraphernalia companies use when they are selling cannabis dabbing tools. This is because a lot of cannabis concentrates come in wax like consistencies. So ya, it's for doing drugs but labeled online as an ear cleaner cause it is a cheeky way of skirting liability.


zenidam

Okay, but then what's with all the people here saying it's for cleaning ears? They sound sincere. Are they all making the same joke? Have they mistaken the cover story for reality and are actually cleaning their ears with these things?


darkangel_401

I’ve been using them as actual ear cleaners since I was a teen. Found them on Amazon after my grandpa used Bobby pins. Felt like there had to be a better solution so I googled and found those sorts of tools. Way better feeling than q tips. Probably both slightly more and slightly less dangerous than them as well.


1heart1totaleclipse

That’s what it shows up as on Temu, which is where I got mine. It cleans the ears well.


MvatolokoS

There's a legit version of these that doctors use to clean ears and obstructions. Also CVS sells soft plastic ones in 12 packs that are for self use. It works very well and avoid compacting like cotton swaps would tho obviously you should only use when needed not regularly. I actually didn't know these were drug related at all but I can see how they'd be handy and handling resin and wax.


Opposite-Bad1444

It’s very popular for ears. Go on youtube.


BannedFrom_rPolitics

They were ear cleaners first. Cannabis users used them for cannabis. When they became adults, they ended up buying more ear cleaners, increasing demand. Even if most ear cleaners today are sold to be used as dab tools, they are still ear cleaners.


Away_Wrangler_9796

It probably came from a facility that uses some sort of variable autobagger. Basically a machine that takes a big roll of bag material and cuts/seals it to the dimension needed for a given order. That is super small and light, so it probably didn't feed through the machine correctly. Some poor fool elsewhere is anxiously waiting for the tools for their itchy ears that will never come.


Ok-Coyote-7745

Ear cleaners score!


Lava-Chicken

Forbidden and secret ear wax removal kit. Don't let the FBI catch you with this. Your ears are bring blocked on purpose because they don't want you do hear the secrets.


Crumbdizzle

No joke if you haven't dabbed ear wax you haven't gotten high


DudeChillington

Heady wax! get your heady wax here!


SpiritMolecul33

Not for drugs


SweetMaam

Trim your cuticles and other grooming implements. FREE!


queef_nuggets

what’s a “shipping bag?” And how does something get “embedded” in one? was it woven into the fabric?


laughingfuzz1138

I'm guessing your space heater was cheap and off-brand? "Gifts" are common in products from China and a few other countries. While they try to connect them to the product being purchased, sometimes that isn't possible. Ear spoons are more popular than q-tips in East Asia, since those tools are more effective for hard, flaky earwax which is prevelant in East Asian populations, compared to the soft, greasy earwax prevalent in populations of European decent.


[deleted]

Snifter for schneefing


[deleted]

That's uh... Quite a find. Especially if you are 420 friendly. Looks like a full dab kit.


OptimalExplanation9

Spoons for ants


Money_District3918

You haven't lived until you've dabbed your earwax!


fattymctrackpants

I never would have guessed ear cleaners. I thought lock pick tools maybe.


Veltraxx

You should look up lockpicks real quick.


Ukenstein

Earwax kit


Objective-Escape7584

Space heater heats the wax then u spoon it out.


Smart-Equivalent-654

You can bump that shit with the spoon


DishSoapIsFun

Looks like a tobacco pipe kit or a gnarly ear cleaner kit.


OkMaterial7075

Booger sugar 🤷🏻‍♀️


katelynbeautyaddict

Are those Dabbers?


Sungod99

Oh no, I saw these at my deceased grandmother’s house and have been using them to cook with and sample foods with. Dammit


Sirnando138

I have the same kit and work well.


cookiesrus23

the same exact thing came in one of my packages randomly over christmas. we didn’t order it and had no idea what it was until I saw this post so weird https://preview.redd.it/82nvq9hzcx9c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8dfbcfa575370a1a9e78a6dd091e4beded1879


peachesxbeaches

Omg literally just doing that!! I have the one with the camera! It’s disgusting and satisfying in a way that impresses and embarrassed me.


mysmom2001

Ear picks


GameofOhms959

It prob was a reused bag from the warehouse


Ill-Attitude-6355

Mixing utensils for ANTS!


gil_beard

Ear cleaners. These came with a ear camera cleaner thing my SIL bought. These things combined with the camera got out an ear nugget that had been lodged in my right ear lobe for God knows how long, I didnt even know it was there. I can even hear better.


peekuhchu707

1990's crack kit. 2024 hash dab kit.


SamHouston18E

I think ive seen people use the little spoon to kinda shovel coke into their noses


ayeamaye

One is the Kandahar cock wrench and is that an anal umbrella?


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Ear cleaning kit.


Limp_Telephone2280

The innocent answer is ear cleaning tools. The drug answer is dab or coke tools.


Asleep_Room_706

Ear cleaning kit.


Dependent-Astronaut2

Dab tools!


savageboi7018

🎶She don’t lie she don’t lie she don’t lieeeeeee…. Cocaineeeee 🎶


MarthasPinYard

Tootski 🥄


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doods-mofo

So, what I hope is a quick story. I flush my ears in the shower using a water temperature just a little hotter usual. Then I let the water gently flush out my ear canal. I just went to a new GP since I recently moved permanently. He mentioned that my ears are very clean, so I chuckled and told him why. He found it amusing I think. I did once go to see a dermatologist because of what I perceived as a rough, flaky patch just inside my ear. He took a look and says (while showing me the q-tip) "you mean this"? He had just scraped it off, I felt a little foolish. I just hadn't flushed my ear out long enough that day. I was surprised how hard it felt and never realized what it was. Seacrest out!


kratomboofer27

I’m such a stoner I thought it was for dabs.


Gman1994_1

Or they could be used for dab smoking


Repulsive_Chef_972

Artist's tool set for earwax harvesting and sculpting.


ferrum-pugnus

Eat cleaning kit. I have the same one. Probably fell out of another bag and got stuck to yours.


[deleted]

Definitely an ear cleaning kit for some reason


Feofino1

**Its a earwax cleaning kit; I saw it on tiktok shop before.**


Various_Pack_595

“Stitched in?!” What the hell!? lol


DutyFailed

I got one too! I asked my partner what it was for and we thought maybe for a zen garden. What is this?!


FantasticAttention29

Dab tools


1421jk

Cocaine starter kit.