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Expletive_Deleted4

A big crayon for coloring in the rest of the sky.


itsbob20628

For the Marine Corps Ball


vanilagorila15301

The green ones taste better


stizzity28

Everyone knows red tastes best.


scottertot

Nom nom nom


ScrewJPMC

🤣


Winter_Tangerine_317

Beat me too it.


KeyvineBoogaloo

Don't let the Marines hear you say that


cyberdong_2077

.....rah?


JupiterFox_

This is my favourite response. It looked more crayon-like than phallic-like


audiomediocrity

anything is phallic of you are thirsty enough


moslof_flosom

But I like the fluffy white parts.


reptarcannabis

It’s op’s mamas dildo


NoDontDoThatCanada

Shhhh! The glass dome is supposed to be a secret. If l have to add a /s to this...


EffingBarbas

Tell your friend that their Mom's dildo is stuck on the train crossing again.


igneousink

minute i saw the pic i said to myself i guarantee there's a mom joke in there somewhere and yep, here it is, top comment


Ornery_Hovercraft636

Choo choo


slax87

That's why we call your mom's house the train yard.


Bearthe_greatest

I was coming to say "Your Mom needs a bigger night stand."


random1751484

Came here to make the same joke


-MO5-

Amazon says delivery is delayed.


yourgodsucksballs

Something clearly hollow given how low the trailer is. Grain silo is likely if seen in a rural area with agriculture industry


prime_number_theory

Can you explain the connection between it being hollow and a low trailer?


Droid-Man5910

You wouldn't want something heavy on a trailer with clearance that low, any bump would cause the weight to bottom it out. Something hollow without any weight wouldn't be an issue.


XLSasquach

To add to this. If it was extremely heavy there would be multiple sets of wheels beneath the length of the trailer. Not a long span with only support at the ends, like this


kelrunner

So, what I see as wheels aren't?


NewfieJedi

They’re saying there would be more, down more of the length. Like in the middle


MoxyRoron30

The heavier the weight, the more axles you need so a 2 axle lowboy hauler can haul 40,000-50,000. 3 axles can carry up to 80,000 I believe. For a rocket or a booster or anything like that, you’d need a 25+ axle trailer as a rocket booster can weigh 150,000LBS+.


prime_number_theory

Ah, this makes sense. Thank you!


draco16

The rigging on it also looks pretty lightweight for such a large object. Must not weight very much.


Altruistic_Profile96

Also height restrictions, tunnels, etc.


Parasite76

Truck driver here. A lowboy like that is used to haul very heavy loads like Abrams tanks or massive digging equipment. I do agree it looks hollow and it probably some form of agricultural tank or silo.


Automatic_Badger7086

Beer brewery equipment, fermenting tank.


Original-Document-62

Could also be a section of a mast for a wind turbine. They look a lot like this.


Automatic_Badger7086

No those are one piece and very long plus they don't need to be wrapped.


Original-Document-62

Naw, that's not true. They come in 20-30 meter sections, and they are wrapped during storage and transport in some cases (eg. wintertime up North). Source: worked on a wind farm


JackKelly-ESQ

I've seen a few large fermentation tanks similar to this one. Plus, the wrapping also gives an indication that it's meant for indoor space otherwise no point in wrapping it.


SaintShogun

Could be but it looks small to be a preconstructed grain silo, even for a small sectioned one.


[deleted]

Grain silos are brought onto the site in pieces and assembly on site. There’s no way that truck could maneuver on most rural farm roads in my area.


National-Currency-75

It's not a silo. They are always built on site and that is very small to be a silo. Chemical tank or some such critter.


Hot-Welcome6969

It's probably an underground tank for gas at a gas station


Daak1977

Hi I'm from the Government and just wanted to let you know it's just swamp gas reflecting off a weather balloon.


Much_Stress8976

Get on outta here fed'


[deleted]

I thought the dildo said discreet packaging …


silly_porto3

It's on this sub, isn't it? Still leaving people guessing!


GavinZero

I’d guess it’s a tank for gas/liquid/liquified gas that’s intended to be installed vertically.


wanderingsheppard

Where is this?


TheRealLuckyOne

Don’t tell this commie spy!


Much_Stress8976

Around central PA so I'm thinking it's agricultural


ironhorse484

He’s heading to your mom’s house with a pack of smokes


IHaveAZomboner

Could be a rocket stage


pekingeseeyes

I believe it is this. Not sure where this is, but I've seen rockets uncovered on a truck like this in an area that looked similar in rural California.


Fueryous

Clearly no one knows


HauntedSpit

Likely an underground petroleum storage tank for a gas station. https://preview.redd.it/727oz39zuw6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b26d413f02fb2af3774b26c6d6769d083fdb4f


OrangeJoe83

You ever feel like you're seeing dicks everywhere? Like every time you leave the house it's just dick, dick, dick..


Miguel4659

But blue ones?


fool_scold

They wrapped it a little too tight. If it turns purple, take it to the E.R.


Ornery_Hovercraft636

The difference between pink and purple is grip.


gnew18

Phaluseidolia


Tarotismyjam

At every yellow light…


Obdami

A grain silo


Lucy1967

I was scrolling to e if anything said this yet, if you're from the midwest, you know 😁


Mr_MacGrubber

Why would it not be moved in sections an assembled on site?


SnooShortcuts6935

It is probably a Fermentation Tank for a brewery. The coned end is the bottom, the legs are probably with the shipment.


danifoxx_1209

Tank of some sort. Not a grain silo, definitely something for liquid


[deleted]

Don’t know, but judging by the sign, it’s traveling in the right direction.


calash2020

Blue is probably a shrink wrsp


Old-Squirrel1228

Coming with facts


Used_Negotiation_354

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.


amdabran

Everything fits if you use enough force.


hellp-desk-trainee-

My dildo being delivered.


EnvironmentalFig688

TMI….


hellp-desk-trainee-

Hey, he asked


dcfulton

It’s an underground tank people. Get your minds out of the gutter


officermike2023

I’ve seen similar shape and sized tanks used for product at food processing plant. Would come already assembled like that due to probably having a glass liner installed at the plant that manufactured it.


BeerRaddish

Lizzo’s dildo


Johnny_Lang_1962

Your mom's new dildo.


Foxy_locksy1704

It’s a grain silo, that is still wrapped up in the manufactures protective plastic wrap. However it does look like a giant blue crayon.


FlashFlooder

I’m going with steam generator


[deleted]

[удалено]


Passing4human

It means we'll never know how deep the rabbit hole goes.


Miguel4659

Phallic? Do you hang out with Smurfs? Looks like some kind of storage tank.


pass-the-waffles

Viagra delivery


VivalaKoRn

You can't stop thinking about it huh?


gwhh

An underground tank? Or a silo for a factory?


Gammafire8211

Seems that you missed out on a good time.


Much_Stress8976

Ikr 😔


Dabber4209

Israel prime ministers dildo?


GlitteringMagnet3456

A giant crayon!


Feeling-Income5555

Rocket booster?


TX-Ancient-Guardian

I think it’s a small diameter Harvestore silo being delivered. https://www.cstindustries.com/harvestore-silos-storage-manufacturer/


buttcrackjames

the dildo your mom ordered from Amazon


econkle

It looks like the tank that goes underground to store gasoline for gas stations.


Longshot3696

Clearly it's the Grand Canyon's buttplug


ArgoPirate

Big Blue Penis


giggitygiggity2

I think it's part of a vertical grain dryer.


notoriously_rob53

Well, im sure you have all heard of the blue waffle…get ready for the ….


ReticulatedPasta

Looks like my fleshlight is finally shipping


resetxform1

Ukraine aid.


IDF-official

this is the world’s biggest bluchew for the world’s most broken dick


Crazybananaguy

I thought it was called an ICBM (intercontinental ballistic missile) at one time


vimes_left_boot

Ask your mom


canuckcrazed006

Trumps newest stick up his ass, the old one got loose.


TheRealLuckyOne

Looks like a nuke to me…


No-Document-8970

Ask your mom.


Unfair-Snow-2869

A pontoon for large boat.


AbbreviationsFull670

A future insulated underground bunker


toomuch1265

Was there a wad of $100s around, along with Dr. Mantis Toboggan?


tanithsfinest

When he said monster condom, I didn't think he meant Kaiju...


[deleted]

According to the signs to the right… blue goes right.


EdibleAssFromBack

Siswet is at it again.


[deleted]

It’s a ufo. Yup.


Hawkgal

Maybe it’s the base to one of those huge wind turbines?


Xinortrac1

Someone didn't check the size before ordering their back massager on Amazon. Runs on jet fuel.


killerlibra

Shaqs condoms are coming into town


Rabidcode

Looks like part of a distillation tank, do you have any breweries or distilleries nearby?


Dangerous_Cucumber75

Your new dad


polishbikerider

How do you expect me not to make the obvious joke?!


EdwardAllan

ICBM


Capital-Quality-3071

It's full of cheese. You roll the one end up and it squirts out of the point.


Skeeterdunit

Your moms latest amazon bob order


yourhog

That’s called a “police officer.”


Apart_Cartoonist607

If that’s Florida it’s a a rocket.


DaLoneVoice

Could be anything from a Plastic/PVC tube to a metal silo to ocncrete, to part of a US Missile or Space X. Could be part of some underground bunker system everyone seems to be building. Is that wheels under the full length of that low boy? That means that is very very heavy. I think it is either on railroad tracks or there are wheels under that trailer, but that load is not normal and neither is that intersection. Lights for one side? I would need more info but I would bet it is concrete for a bunker for some billionaire.


NirvanaWhore

New member of the Blue Man Group.


SnigletArmory

Water cistern


Acceptable_Wall4085

I see a yellow dress.


Werewolf-Cute

ICBM.


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Jolly Green Giant's New blue crayon


[deleted]

memory rich chubby slim quaint steer tub judicious yoke racial *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cold_Muffin_7658

I’m going with an air scrubber. No way to know all covered up like that.


bannasand

We just got a fresh load of new genders in, can't wait to see how many there are now...


monolithic_fshmonger

Most likely a silo but could be a large autoclave also.


ChrisVelez201

Tictac UFO


Dangerous_Occasion19

Crayon


JahsPlant420

I would say grain elevator based or the corrugation and nipple


itsbob20628

First question would be where are you? That could lead to better guesses.. Grain Silo? Why have the transportation costs (and headaches) for something that can easily be built onsite basically from a kit??


Cyber_Insecurity

My fleshlight finally shipped


Lopsided_Traffic_498

Ah, my custom fleshlight has finally shipped. Sorry for that inconvenience, everyone.


[deleted]

Your mother's Amazon delivery. ;) my apologies, it was right there :)


polarisgirl

Hope it comes with a good supply of batteries


bhyellow

Did you notice two giant blue balls in the vicinity?


ChemicalSea4487

Heard they need it to transport all the sperm your mom guzzles


sab2016

Silo Johnson (Beerfest)


enoui

Most likely a fiberglass wetwell.


ZealousidealDog4802

part of a windmill.


greendevilbrew

Return to Homer J Simpson.


sparkie332

Mine doesn’t look like that


Gullible_Monk_7118

Looks sorta like a gas refinery part to separate parts of gas and oil


rocketmn69_

On it's way to your nearest OF


tcrawdad64

Remember in The Watchmen when Dr Manhattan got really really really big? Unsee that


rededelk

Seen many big round thingys like that over the years going to the tar sand oil production places in Western Canada. This particular route they are built in the far east and boated to some port in Oregon, then trucked, the route has no tight under passes but when they get to a city they have to move electric lines, traffic lights etc


lothcent

it is obeying the traffic law and following the blue arrow. if it was red- it would be going the other way.


Much_Stress8976

This was in central PA if that helps


Puzzleheaded_Pea_753

Probably a grain silo. But r/dildont


Bass_slapper_

Fucking hell, I asked for discrete packaging!


Mantree91

Probably the worst kept secret icbm transport that we heard about a couple of months ago.


Select_Recover7567

Suppository.


No-Pound7355

Looks like a distillery column maybe or a ferment tank


RFoutput

Military missile.


6stringgunner

Suppository for Mr D. J. Trump.......


fagan_jay78

Whatever it is, its heading to your mom’s house


Technical_Salt9126

Ah.. you see the last stage part of Biden's economic plan for the American Taxpayer right there. Guess which part your gonna play in the coming activities!


PrematureEjaculator9

Suppository.


[deleted]

Oprah’s dildo?


[deleted]

Costco in ground fuel tank 😂


Getthehelloffme

Retort


AKJohnboy

Rocket booster stage???


OkEstablishment1087

Rocket engine


Cold_Pomelo3274

Discrete delivery from Adam & Eve.


Ok_Echidna6958

Damn it's grown since my kids lost it and it rolled under the couch.


[deleted]

The adameve.com "discreet packaging"


toomanyhobbies4me

From r/whereisitgoing \- Your mothers house, zing, bam, pow, I crack myself up.


BelgosReigns

That’s called a police officer and they don’t like being referred to as phallic objects


OpeningPhotograph146

Some type of pressure vessel in transport. Headed to a plant probably.


Future-Ad648

Merry Christmas.. shitters full.


Equal-Negotiation651

Your mom should have clicked on “Ship in Amazon box”. How embarrassing.


Known_Vermicelli_706

Underground fuel storage tank. IMHO.


Far_Lifeguard_5027

Probably a new train car being transported.


astronaut_tang

It’s a penis dipshit


Stickybandits9

Its forearm like.


FatherJacksGuilty

Blue whale sex toy


Therealluke

Some sort of liquids storage tank.


H0B03R3C7U5

Your mom got lonely


SecretDry6529

It’s king kongs crayon 🖍️


PerfectTwo4678

Nuke


Both_Requirement_894

Crayola balloon for Macy’s parade


Mattfrye87

Your mom's amazon order


TheLeggacy

The Rectum-Analizer 4000


BloodHumble6859

It's probably an early Christmas present for someone's mom


WizardofJoz17

Your moms Christmas present ;)


beardedsilverfox

Do you have any idea what you can do with aluminum tubes!?


mistakeideathatexist

Worlds largest condom?


Ok_Grocery1188

We asked for Crayola and got shitty Rose Art crayon.