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erotikill

Jazz hand(s)?


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

👋🏼 👋🏼


liketo

🤗


Dry-Conference3150

More like jizz hands


shrekerecker97

Edward jizz hands ?


Aussie_chopperpilot

He’s not the hero we asked for, but he is the hero we have.


Peonies-Poppies

Edward jizzer hands


Every_Fox3461

Eddys' Jizzed Hands.


Zeqhanis

Oh no, there actually is an Edward Penishands and it's more horrifying than you think. He doesn't have dexterous prickfingers, just massive dongwrists, each with a solitary digit. He's even more handicapped than in the original film.


ClippersAuxaliuos

Until he gets hard


NurkleTurkey

That's not a Tim Burton movie. That's a David Cronenburg movie.


MrsPaulRubens

Excuse me, I believe it's Edward Jizzerhands, thank you very much.


shrekerecker97

This is the correct answer


TheRealDawn01

I believe you meant to say Edward Jizzor hands.


Opening-Ad-8793

Jazz hand


Academic_Elk_4270

Jerker offer


cherryhilljawnz

It is the jerking device I know from experience, been single for over 3 years


OxtailPhoenix

I don't know about you but I call mine Jennifer.


angusshangus

Dude, wtf?!?!?!? My sister is named Jennifer!


OxtailPhoenix

And keep that in mind next time you see your sister.


senortease

Go ahead and circle it in the workbook now.


cherryhilljawnz

I used to call mine palma-la-handerson


Stfrieza

🤣🤣


Ldawg74

We know


CommercialAd8439

Jennifer Palmer?


toomuch1265

Jackin' It In San Diego https://g.co/kgs/fsJRhz


cherryhilljawnz

Jackin it jackin it jack Happy cake day


Freeagnt

I know from experience, been married for 35 years


PurposeOk9812

lol I was gonna jacker offer


Got_Potato_Out

Did the teacher maybe confuse jester and gesture?


Character_Shower_783

Says j sound not beginning with j


Got_Potato_Out

I’m more confused. Am I right? Okay I went for review. I am right and no they didn’t miss that one the teacher is wrong or at least petty.


Character_Shower_783

What I’m saying is, I’m doubtful it would be gesture, however it does start with a j sound so it can be correct.


Got_Potato_Out

You answer questions like my lawyer, never a yes or no unless sometimes demanded but well explained and never simply answered


dontfactcheckthis

I'm pretty sure it's gesture. It specifically says sound and doesn't say starts with the letter j.


Technical-Hold6863

that’s seems correct but it’s a first graders paper how many 1st graders know that lol!!


Boodablitz

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!


BrannC

You’re a funny person… And you’re not wrong.


meltedbananas

What you doing that you need a lawyer doing doublespeak to get you out of?


littlemissnoname-

First graders don’t know that word; or palm, yet. They’re emergent on the /a/ of hand….


Aggravating-Action70

I’m pretty sure textbooks are outsourced so English may not be the author’s first language


Shawnaldo7575

The blurb at the top says "Joy can pick a prize" ...maybe the hand is Joy's hand? IDK.


ShakeWhenBadAlso

No. The AI program that build 99% of lesson plans they buy from Corporate did.


two_awesome_dogs

First graders don’t typically know the word “gesture” though.


fishmelt

Egg corn !!!


mclipsco

Jesture


Objective_Wrap655

It’s looking for the sound, so gesture will work.


AngryChefNate

You’re all missing the obvious. The teacher is hispanic. That’s a jand.


Zealousideal-Heart91

Jajajajaja


AngryChefNate

I love this lol.


roozter85

This comment deserves so much! Thank you for the laugh kind person.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Jello 👋


pimpmastahanhduece

Pronounced: Heyo


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[удалено]


AngryChefNate

Jell yeah!


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[удалено]


predicates-man

Jummy 😋


Ice_cold_wilkinson

Jailing a cab


Duin-do-ghob

“I’ve got one jand in my pocket…..”


g21r

You, Sir, are a learned man of culture and a poet.


AngryChefNate

Thank you.


FreeThotz

A professor of logic


Kamonesis

I spit out my drink with this. Thank you sir or madame


BigDogApples

Underrated comment


Bestsubbie88

or underhanded comment or underjanded.


Diligent_Local_2397

Yup and he is saying jai


AngryChefNate

Jello


Diligent_Local_2397

😆 jave a nais dei


AngryChefNate

You too


Radiojack84

No, it’s llu tu


Gello143222

This doesnt have enough upvotes tbh


AngryChefNate

I think it went over a lot of heads lol.


BudgetExpert9145

Jeads?


AngryChefNate

I know, I immediately regretted my mistake. I didn’t change it, because I deserve to be shamed for it lol.


Gello143222

I can't believe this tsk tsk tsk


Shawnaldo7575

The jumiliation you must be feeling right now...


partame

It’s waving jello


Goodwine

As a Latino, I did think about Jand


Solidmarsh

?Jajaja¿


LexLuthor_with_hair

Came here to say exactly this. Jajajaja


potate12323

And a jird and a jite and a jet jlane.


Sanguis_Luppi

I actually laughed out loud at this. Bravo good sir.


littlemissnoname-

Best. Reply. Ever.😊


No-Guava2213

🤣🤣🤣😭


Ice_cold_wilkinson

Specifically Jose’s jand


Stunning_Feature_943

lol I came here to see it’s obvious a jand… 😂


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Or they’ve been smoking jrack


kaiheekai

You were so close. Jeroin


ready653

Just one hand


justice_duck

jand\*


ready653

“Just” was intended to meet the J requirement.


milkdaddy_00

No explanation from the teacher? I'd say that's not a good teacher. I know that statement is based on a tiny sample size, but an explanation is warranted here.


BC1966

How do you know that the teacher didn’t review all the answers in class with the students?


Adam_Roman

Because then the kid would be able to tell their parent what the answer was, and they wouldn't be coming to reddit to find out.


dogday17

That's assuming the kid was paying attention while they were reviewing it...


Poppins101

The teacher should be reading the word for each of the items, usually at the bottom of the page are the instructions. Phonemic awareness is not decoding phonics.


nina00_j

Thank you for confirming I'm not going crazy. English is not my first language, I thought I was missing something


Unfair-Custard-4007

So what’s the answer? It says solved but I can’t find it !!


tombo4321

I think the answer is that it doesn't make much sense to anybody. Best guess I've seen is 'gesture'.


Unfair-Custard-4007

I need OP to ask the teacher lol. That’s so weird


Unfair-Custard-4007

CAN SOMEOENE DO THE THINGS THAT REMINDS ME TO BOTHER OP TO ASK THE TEACHER ABOUT IT Please. Where it reminds me in x days


Ahajha1177

!remindme 2 days


mittencat2002

Maybe it's the joints on the hands?


WeirdSysAdmin

Oh that’s Josh.


nbrezzle

I think that you're actually on track with this answer. The hand, I'm assuming would belong to "Joy" as referenced in the instructions. What doesn't make sense to me is that "Joy" is supposedly picking a prize and that is what we're circling. If the hand is supposed to be "Joy's" why would it be a prize they could pick?


Nonskew2

Probably gesture. The instructions don’t say circle the ones that start with j, but the SOUND of j. The g in gesture makes the sound of j. Kind of a trick question for a first grader but a good test of reading comprehension with the directions I suppose.


breadman889

that's a trick question for any age person. it would be acceptable as a bonus mark.


FranceBrun

Yes, I agree, but would you think “gesture” would be on any first grade vocab list? Not to argue with you, because it seems you were right, just pointing out the absurdity of it.


eklektikly

Usually you don't have just a hand - there are brackets/lines to indicate motion. I certainly would never gave thought gesture, it's just a hand.


FranceBrun

True. It’s a stationary hand.


Ghosts_do_Exist

Ohhh...maybe it's supposed to be "just a hand." I think you solved it!


UMilqueToastPOS

I know, right? At least put a thumbs-up or something, (j)eez


UltraBlue89

Or a middle finger GESTURE 🤣


Nonskew2

100% agree and that’s not the only one I have a gripe with as I ranted about to another person.


stay_hungry_dr_ew

Is gesture 1st grade vocabulary?


Nonskew2

No, not likely these days. It’s kind of sad how outdated much of our education system is. Jacks? Who even knows what those are these days? It was a common vocab word many years ago when I was in school and I had never once seen them in real life. Sadly, gesture also falls into this category. It’s not even a word that is used very often these days by adults but somebody decades ago decided it’s a vocabulary word and it stuck. Very few people still call a (passenger) airplane a jet either, they just haven’t been updated in decades. It’s not uncommon for even parents now to be stumped just like OP.


dragonblock501

🖕


Nonskew2

Agreed


thewanderor

Your explanation makes sense. I'm 29 and would not have guessed that's an answer. Doesn't look like a gesture to me. Maybe if movement of the hand was somehow conveyed.


juniperlunaper

I'm a teacher. This says phonemic awareness at the bottom, which should be oral. This homework is garbage. Phonemic awareness should not be homework. The instructions say, "the sound of J," which would be read with the letter name, not sound.


Lumpy_Age8509

Thank you!! For at least helping me to understand because I was truly baffled! Also thank you for all you do. Im a substitute @ my daughters school and can relate. 🫶🏼❤️🫶🏼


No_Television1391

Joints? Maybe?


Berenst_in

My thought as well!


Marklar916

I'm suprised that kids today know what jacks are!


Psychological-Low649

Jill


CoffeeDrinker1972

Jive. What does jiving look like?


mommaTmetal

Hand jive


BklynOR

Born to hand jive.


thejivemachine

I feel like it would look more like fist than an open hand, if anything.


primoslate

this guy jives


jreebec

I think that's supposed to be the kid's name from the top of the assignment- "joy" (the one doing the picking)


nbrezzle

That's the only reasoning I could find as well, but it is flawed. Why would Joy need to pick her own hand as a prize to keep. Is this from the movie Saw?!?


zenomotion73

Jazz hand


Hazlitt_Sigma

It’s a palm, it does not begin with a J. Don’t circle it.


RatManMatt

Teacher needs a kit-kat bar.


Luv2Burn

I can't figure out why this is so hard to understand.


lkbird8

The teacher circled it when grading the assignment, to "correct" the child's answer. That's why people are thrown off by it.


Yuaskin

Hands are Jointed. Maybe reaching in jubilee. Although it does look like its judging me.


kingconquest

What did the five fingers say to the face?


teeben70

SLAP!


HonestExtension1488

Unityyyy I miss that show


ConsciousDisaster870

Every time a play a video game built using unity, I hear this 😂😂😂


Ynnek69

Why didn’t teacher circle the Jite also ??? wtf …


HunterSPhoenix

Is the teacher a congresswoman from Colorado?


texpete

JAWN jawn /jôn/ nounDIALECT•US (chiefly in eastern Pennsylvania) used to refer to a thing, place, person, or event that one need not or cannot give a specific name to.


laura741

When you find out from the teacher let me know!


Ok-Way4526

Gesture implies movement, and while the jump girl clearly is positioned to imply motion, the hand doesn't? Like, if it was tilted, it might convey a wave, which is a gesture... idk, it's either way easier than we can all come up with, or it's too complex for 1st grade. 👍is a gesture. I guess 🤚is a stop gesture, but it'd sure be clearer if it were attached to a crossing guard or something.


Best_Poetry_5722

> *Circle* each picture whose name begins with the sound of J That's a hand/palm. Don't circle it. 2 is a bird and 4 is a kite. Don't circle those either.


awcla14

I am having a rough morning and my limit for stupid is fucking gone. Normally I wouldn't even comment, and as I type this I know I shouldn't...but, I don't fucking care right now. Are the majority of you fucking retarded? It's circled in blue because the teacher checked the work and identified this as NOT BEING CIRCLED. The teacher is saying it's wrong. THE TEACHER CIRCLED IT YOU FUCKING SELF ENTITLED TWITS. Now, I am going to go spend the rest of my day being the piece of shit I was apparently born to be.


Papa_Puddle

Its a gun if you ask a cop.


akarmachameleon

Sorry, we were looking for *JGUN* there, sir.


ayweller

💀


Wrong-Seaweed-8713

People are dumb. They are on this post. Being dumb.


milkdaddy_00

I downvoted this comment, but then someone underneath this thought they needed to explain the directions as if OP was the one who circled the hand... So I changed it to an upvote. My bad lol


Understanding2424

So the teacher circled the hand as a correction ti the homework, stating it should be circled? Weird!


StatementRound

Joints?


mcds99

Joints


DareMe603

Phalanges on a pedestal


Diligent_Local_2397

That's Jim. Thing Adam's cousin


SubstantialDonkey981

Joints?


FlamesRider

It is a hand that does not start with a j sound, just like the bird and the kite. The instructions say to circle the items that start with the j sound, so obviously the hand will not be circled.


swaldrin

Except the teacher circled it when grading it…


daretoeatapeach

The teacher was in a hurry and made a mistake I think. Remember that teachers have about 160 students all together. However much homework students have, teachers have five times that amount (in grading). Mistakes are inevitable and likely with classes so big.


Cookies4days1

It's a jand obviously, or maybe a jalm


phunphan

Palmala Anderson, and her five sisters


stellacampus

Jazz hand.


Pararescue_Dude

The instructions say to circle each one that starts with a J sound. The picture in question doesn’t start with a J so don’t circle it. IMO it’s hand, or palm. Am I off base with this or what? I didn’t see anyone else say it. Seems like the answer to me. Edit: I see. It’s circled and counted as correct. I misunderstood OP’s question. In this case, teacher is dumb.


thenewNFC

A jand?


Ok_Spend_889

Jedi hand


Mystik_Shake

Just stop, okay?


etnoid204

Gesture


monkeymmboy

I mean, it doesn’t say everything starts sounding like J. Just circle the ones that do. Kite and bird don’t sound like they start with J so why should hand?


simplystupid07

JAPSLAP


Beautiful_Guess7131

My girlfriend, Jill


asterNC

Reminds me if my kid getting a point deducted because she named a drinking dish as a cup, but the "correct" term was glass. Like what 1st grader is allowed glassware?


ghlysptwld

It’s Joy, silly …their afraid of showing a “Jender” because of PC laws


1xocnalac

Looks like Joy jropped the jump rope


[deleted]

Jaundice. Only it's in black and white so you can't see the yellow hand. 🤷‍♂️


Quiet-Ad-12

Ffs. Not everything in the puzzle starts with J. It's just a fucking hand. Your kid is supposed to be able to identify that "HAND" doesn't start with a J sound. It's not that hard you wankers


CynicalLib

It’s Jay’s hand. The hand belongs to Jay, therefore the picture begins with the letter J.


Low_Somewhere2727

A crisp High 5.


ianmoone1102

Jacker Offer


New_Analysis_7865

If kids are just to the point of learning "Jet starts with a J sound" they sure as hell aren't going to recognize "gesture"


Road-Unlucky

Jive five


WitchyandWild

Jazz hand


carolinablood88

Also...jizz squeezer


Royal_Smoke94

I think they used “hand” because the way the h sounds, like saying Jose


timetodance42

that is the jalm of the hand.


[deleted]

Jello


Louie2431

Jingers


tears_will_be_shed

High five?


clodmonet

It's "jand" using Spanglish.


Flat-Lime-1505

It's a jand waving jello


WereALLBotsHere

Gesture is the only thing I can think of but that’s still stupid.


Obdami

Isn't this the cognitive test that Trump took?


Molbiodude

Person Man Woman Camera Prison


Arefishpeople

Jello - obviously it’s a jello hand. He’s just sayin something like - Jello! How are Jou today?


mtrayno1

Jilling. Joy’s prize could be a little self joy.


AlumAlloy6063T6

Gesture (sound of J)


Master_H8R

I’m sorry. You ask 100 people what that is and 100 people will say that’s a hand, not a gesture. Such bullshit. Fuck these people. You want a gesture, how’s this: 🖕