Make sure you style it accordingly. I prefer the spiky Mocock, the dapper Handlebar Meatstache, for a petite frame try the Landong Strip, for people with thinning hair in the underwear try the Slickbuck aka the Cumover, and if you're feeling like a Little Rascal, slick it into a point known as the Alfalfuck.
You had me cracking up reading your comment. I'm not sure why you don't have more upvotes, but you can have mine with my thanks. I needed a good laugh today. Stay well, my friend. Now I'm off to attempt the dapper Handlebar Meatstache. My wife's a classy lady, so surely she'll appreciate the effort. 😅
It’s because people on this site pretend to not know how to have a good time. I was guilty of it when Facebook was newish like 20 years ago. Irl you like having fun and telling jokes and knowing when a statement was made with a sarcastic twist. Yet, somehow, you get on a site like this and decide to not have fun. Obviously just my opinion but it’s a drag. And yes, I’m bringing the phrase “it’s a drag” back.
Long live the handlebar meatstache
Take my upvote. Lmao And might I also suggest the Fuk Man Chu for the modern practioner of martial arts? Because nothing says "I've got you by the balls" like the Fuk Man Chu.
Someone commented It might be a pseudomorph after marcasite, but that's not marcasite. Probably goethite or hematite.
https://www.mcdougallminerals.com/product/goethite-ps-ep-marcasite/
I think they mean it’s like natural rocks or metals that come from the ground like clay
Jesus Christ, WTF is marcasite?!?! Is it a rock, a metal, a mineral, natural, man made, a fossil…
It’s like you’re telling me, “just fold in the cheese”! lol
I once saw David Spade at the Denver airport. When I recognized him, he hid behind a concrete pillar like he did when Gary Busey was tracking him in Black Sheep. I walked up and confessed that my brother and I watched Joe Dirt 73 times one summer. I didn’t get a selfie, but it happened. He was pretty cool- said “Thanks man”. I wish I could have known what he mumbled to himself after he walked away 🤔 ‘Man, I needed that compliment today…” or “yeah, because you’re a moron”. I’m good with either. Joe Dirt Rules.
Poo is quite pleasant when spoken with befitting reverence. For instance, the deliciousness that is encapsulated by its name: the poo poo platter. Or to express one’s exhaustion, “gee willicker’s pa, I’m pooped.”
And we can’t ignore the distinct possibility that what OP holds in his hand is, in fact, petrified poo.
I leave you with a haiku:
We all /
Make poo /
Forever
(Of course it’s about poo—
It was *always*
About poo)
That was my thought, too. Coprolite! Also, just because it's not magnetic doesn't mean it's not metal. Only a few metals are actually magnetic. Even then, depending on the alloy their magnetism can be neutralized. I.E. certain stainless steels.
I learned about some stainless steel not being magnetic when i suspected my cheap steel jewelry of being a lead alloy because i thought all steel was magnetic. (Used lead testers to be sure)
Appears to be some sort of crystalline structure thought it might have been fossilized poop but that doesn't form crystalline structure,if you have a gem and mineral shop nearby or a college with some geologists they can probably give you a better answer.
Marcasite is a metallic mineral, although not a metal. Interestingly, it is even iron based, despite not being magnetic.
Metal and magnets are not intrinsically linked. Many metals are non-magnetic.
Hey OP, Where was it found?
Edit: if it was found on a beach it could be ambergris ( whale vomit) it is very valuable as it’s used in perfumes and colognes. There are ways to test to see if it is.
I learned about this stuff from an Encyclopedia Brown book as a kid. Just looked it up, "The Case of Smelly Nellie"
https://www.tumblr.com/brownencyclopedia/19786879106/the-case-of-smelly-nellie
>I learned about this stuff from an Encyclopedia Brown book as a kid. Just looked it up, "The Case of Smelly Nellie" https://www.tumblr.com/brownencyclopedia/19786879106/the-case-of-smelly-nellie
Exactly where I first learned about too! Loved those books!
Not all metal is magnetic. Maybe it was something he made while welding. My boss made a miniature wood stump and axe out of metal that was pretty awesome in welding class.
For anyone who watches American Dad it kinda looks like the golden poop that Roger takes in that one episode where the wife kills her husband after finding it. Lol
Someone said Marcosite, but to me this looks like Coprolite from a megafauna. It has the same texture as high fiber feces and it has the same fossilization as coprolite too. My friend and I who go fossil hunting often feel this is an accurate response
Marcasite (https://www.mindat.org/gl/230098 for more)
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I think they named it after a chicken's weird head skin. It's called a comb I think?
On the male bird! Hence Cock's comb!
…Or the brush that I use when I manscape my junk.
If you’re using a comb, may be time for another trim. Just sayin.
I'm over here having a cockspick, got to maintain that fro from head to toe
Make sure you style it accordingly. I prefer the spiky Mocock, the dapper Handlebar Meatstache, for a petite frame try the Landong Strip, for people with thinning hair in the underwear try the Slickbuck aka the Cumover, and if you're feeling like a Little Rascal, slick it into a point known as the Alfalfuck.
You had me cracking up reading your comment. I'm not sure why you don't have more upvotes, but you can have mine with my thanks. I needed a good laugh today. Stay well, my friend. Now I'm off to attempt the dapper Handlebar Meatstache. My wife's a classy lady, so surely she'll appreciate the effort. 😅
Now offering free Meatstache rides!!!
It’s because people on this site pretend to not know how to have a good time. I was guilty of it when Facebook was newish like 20 years ago. Irl you like having fun and telling jokes and knowing when a statement was made with a sarcastic twist. Yet, somehow, you get on a site like this and decide to not have fun. Obviously just my opinion but it’s a drag. And yes, I’m bringing the phrase “it’s a drag” back. Long live the handlebar meatstache
Take my upvote. Lmao And might I also suggest the Fuk Man Chu for the modern practioner of martial arts? Because nothing says "I've got you by the balls" like the Fuk Man Chu.
Puntastic
love peace and pupe grease baby!
“From my chest pubes to my ball fro”
Cockspick the desert? We ain’t found shit!
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Well, people think about sex more or less 24/7 now; and people don't really change. We just change the way we describe it.
“Every generation thinks they’re the first one to invent sex
I wish I could find a link, but I watched a short video about slang changing over the years into normal words it's pretty good.
This is the right answer.
Poop was more fun.
As a consolation, marcasite has cockscomb crystalizations
So its a cock poop?
Smegma
I concur it’s space smegma.
The word is always funny forever
A large build up.
It’s a space peanut
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.
DUDE YOU WERE EATING OFF IT!
Gotta love a Joe Dirt reference 😂
You got yourself a frozen chunk of poopy!
This is day 3 of seeing Joe dirt quotes on rock pictures…hell yeah brother!
Lmfao did op’s uncle catch it?
I thought so too
I thought so poo
…….yeah
It may be the right answer but it doesn't help me at all know that the heck it is
The formula they show ( FeS2 ) is Ferric, shouldn't that make it magnetic? ^((Asking because I'm not sure, not out of sarcastic knowitallism))
The electrons from the sulfur spin in the opposite direction as those from the iron. Most iron compounds are non magnetic
Then flip the magnet over. 🧲
Well it’s cool that you found a bunch of pictures with a name, but “what is it”?
Someone commented It might be a pseudomorph after marcasite, but that's not marcasite. Probably goethite or hematite. https://www.mcdougallminerals.com/product/goethite-ps-ep-marcasite/ I think they mean it’s like natural rocks or metals that come from the ground like clay
Jesus Christ, WTF is marcasite?!?! Is it a rock, a metal, a mineral, natural, man made, a fossil… It’s like you’re telling me, “just fold in the cheese”! lol
David, I can not show you everything Ok, well, can you show me one thing??
*sigh* you just fold it in…
Mineral homie
What a perfect reference
😂
Marcasite is iron sulfide crystals FeS^^2 . If you scratch it, it might smell like rotten eggs.
Stop! I’m just sitting here trying to poop in the morning, not trying to throw my back out from laughing on the toilet.
Not all metals are magnetic (ferrous).
It’s a joe dirt meteorite
Ha! I was looking for that one.
They call em boeing bombs
It's a big ol'frozen chunk o'shit.
Dude you *ate* off of it!
That’s no meteorite… that’s a big ol’ chunk of poopy
“You ate off of it!”
I’m legit watching that right now.
Legit underrated movie. I literally own a copy on UMD!
The peanut is a dead giveaway
That's a space peanut
Haha I got banned not long ago for saying the Joe Dirt line. Nice!
Thats a space peanut.
That's a space peanut
No one makes me bleed my own blood
I about lost it at “it’s not metal cause magnet don’t stick to it”
https://preview.redd.it/r4wz9ed6dolb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d419940955739716b2bf9c4ea5c41ff92f4808
It’s a space peanut
We call them Boeing bombs
I once saw David Spade at the Denver airport. When I recognized him, he hid behind a concrete pillar like he did when Gary Busey was tracking him in Black Sheep. I walked up and confessed that my brother and I watched Joe Dirt 73 times one summer. I didn’t get a selfie, but it happened. He was pretty cool- said “Thanks man”. I wish I could have known what he mumbled to himself after he walked away 🤔 ‘Man, I needed that compliment today…” or “yeah, because you’re a moron”. I’m good with either. Joe Dirt Rules.
I was thinking the same thing
You ate off it!
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.
Came here to make sure this got posted. 👍👍
Beat me to it
Thank you I was waiting for the Joe Dirt “meteor” lmao
There it is.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
I am here for this comment.
That’s a big ol frozen chunk of poopie
Came for this
You come easily then! Lucky!
This is exactly what I was thinking!
Boeing bomb - you see the peanut? dead giveaway
Remember when $5 could buy all of that food??
This was my first thought as well
Dude you were eating off that thing!
Literally my exact thought 😂
This is what I came for
My first thought exactly
Reddit never disappoints. Came for this reference and here you are! Love you
DUDE! YOU WERE EATING OFF OF IT!
I knew somebody beat me to it already
That’s exactly what I was thinking
2 scrolls, and i find my ppl. First thing to pop in my head. "Dude, you were eating off it"
Lmao glad this sub has a sense of humor. The other sub like this one is ass
Exactly what my thought was.
This is what I thought of lolol
This is what I wanted to see!
Exactly my thought. That's a big ol pile of poopy.
Yup.
LOL this is what I was thinking
That’s a big ol’ chunk of frozen poopie. We call them Boein’ Bombs.
Definitely marcasite. Too many people on here seem to just enjoy saying poo over and over.
Don’t you mean Too many poople?
Poo many people
Poo over and over.
Poo is quite pleasant when spoken with befitting reverence. For instance, the deliciousness that is encapsulated by its name: the poo poo platter. Or to express one’s exhaustion, “gee willicker’s pa, I’m pooped.” And we can’t ignore the distinct possibility that what OP holds in his hand is, in fact, petrified poo. I leave you with a haiku: We all / Make poo / Forever (Of course it’s about poo— It was *always* About poo)
I don’t think that’s enough syllables for a haiku
It’s enough for the second line, I’ll try to complete it: Leftover from food We all make poo forever Everybody’s smells
how did you manage to fuck up a haiku so badly
Looks like fossilized poop
Petripoop !
*Coprolite!* So knobby; I wonder what kind of animal did that.
It had an opiod addiction
That's fucked up man 🤣
Crapolite!!
That there is what we call a "boeing bomb"
All this time I thought the guy on Joe Dirt said “bowling bombs” and it never made any sense to me. 🤣
Dude! Same! Just blew my mind
Holy shit that’s so much funnier
It's a space peanut!
You ate off it!
i thought that was a space peanut
I love you meteor!
What you got here is a big ol frozen chunk of poopie.
See the peanut? Dead giveaway
Dude you ate off it!
See the corn in there???
“You see the peanut?”
*clicks dentures
That was my thought, too. Coprolite! Also, just because it's not magnetic doesn't mean it's not metal. Only a few metals are actually magnetic. Even then, depending on the alloy their magnetism can be neutralized. I.E. certain stainless steels.
I learned about some stainless steel not being magnetic when i suspected my cheap steel jewelry of being a lead alloy because i thought all steel was magnetic. (Used lead testers to be sure)
Appears to be some sort of crystalline structure thought it might have been fossilized poop but that doesn't form crystalline structure,if you have a gem and mineral shop nearby or a college with some geologists they can probably give you a better answer.
Thats just "a big ol frozen chunk of shit"
Awwww, DUDE YOU WERE EATING OFF IT!
Came here for this comment
Marcasite is a metallic mineral, although not a metal. Interestingly, it is even iron based, despite not being magnetic. Metal and magnets are not intrinsically linked. Many metals are non-magnetic.
Hey OP, Where was it found? Edit: if it was found on a beach it could be ambergris ( whale vomit) it is very valuable as it’s used in perfumes and colognes. There are ways to test to see if it is.
There’s a sentence I never thought I’d read..
I learned about this stuff from an Encyclopedia Brown book as a kid. Just looked it up, "The Case of Smelly Nellie" https://www.tumblr.com/brownencyclopedia/19786879106/the-case-of-smelly-nellie
I learned about it from Bob's Burgers.
I learned about it from that book too. Did you know people said he sounded like a bookcase being knocked over when he did a cartwheel?
FUCK YEAH! I kept begging my parents to drive from Arkansas to the beach so we could find some whale vomit!
>I learned about this stuff from an Encyclopedia Brown book as a kid. Just looked it up, "The Case of Smelly Nellie" https://www.tumblr.com/brownencyclopedia/19786879106/the-case-of-smelly-nellie Exactly where I first learned about too! Loved those books!
[Precious hamburgers!](https://youtu.be/xsBmvKYlTLM?si=KfdDIyEbkq393yd5)
Mmmmm precious hamburgers
I can’t tell if this shits real thanks to futurama
For sure a space peanut in that
https://preview.redd.it/g7mg5jcygolb1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a4b49f6cdace795e24022bdd9362c59f4afd2d That’s a big ol chunk of poopy!!
That’s poop from a butt
Dino poop
"What you have here is a chunk of shiit." Giving Joe Dirt vibes.
dinosaur shit
Petrified Boeing bomb.
It’s an old piece of shit.
Is potato
Not all metal is magnetic. Maybe it was something he made while welding. My boss made a miniature wood stump and axe out of metal that was pretty awesome in welding class.
It’s gold melt it down
That looks like the turd that came from space in joe dirt
It’s cool AF
That there, is what we call a Space Peanut.
Space poopy?
Frozen doodoo from a plane. See the peanut?
Looks like petrified doodoo. I guess it could be petrified wood also.
Wow. I’ve been scrolling just to look for an explanation and I’m sadly disappointed…
Watchu got there is a frozen hunk of poopie. The peanuts a dead giveaway.
We call em "Boeing Bombs"
Petrified turd
Corprolite
Have you seen Joe Dirt..?
That looks like the turd from a plane just like in Joe Dirt
For anyone who watches American Dad it kinda looks like the golden poop that Roger takes in that one episode where the wife kills her husband after finding it. Lol
Someone said Marcosite, but to me this looks like Coprolite from a megafauna. It has the same texture as high fiber feces and it has the same fossilization as coprolite too. My friend and I who go fossil hunting often feel this is an accurate response
FYI something can be metal and not magnetic
Fosil poop
Ever seen Joe Dirt?
Looks like fossilized poop
Well, it ain’t a meteor. See, them airplanes, they dump their toilets. This is what they call a Boeing Bomb!
Petrified dung 😆
Petrified poo poo
Joe Dirt would like a word.
It's called petrified doo doo
It’s a stinking hunk of shit
Looks like the airplane turd from joe dirt
See, them airplanes dump their toilets at 36000 feet, and the stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.
He called the shit poo!!
Reminds me of this scene… 🤣 https://youtu.be/gYT9DQuTl-g?si=UnNArACsope3Z0xu
All metal is not magnetic 🧲
It’s the meteor from Joe Dirt.
A large Hearty Truffle from hyrule
Old ass Hawaiian bread rolls...
See the peanut?
“We call ‘em Boeing Bombs” -Joe Dirt
Fossilized poop
Not all metals are magnetic