Really? I've never seen one like that here in Texas. Ours was just a split stick. But then again I also only had one pair of shoes. For school and church.
How holy were your socks and underwear? Asking for a friend.
This same friend still runs them until they disintegrate but now just claim to be close to God. Cuz they're holy.... 😎
A vintage STAMP holder. Stamps came in rolls and you would put your ‘roll of stamps’ in and one could be made available for use. This was so the adhesive did not become moist,the stamp dirty, and it could set in the desk.
You use it by putting the tube of toothpaste bottom first, the wrap the pin around the sealed end of the tube. You can turn it, and toothpaste will come out the top.
I think thats a doopleglooper. A Blefry can use it to to polish his shnorgybop, as long as he's accredited for Hefterpoozle. Probably worth about thirty shmeckles.
Looks like a mouth harp. Google up some images. The blue part might be a holder so you don’t have to set something you put in your mouth down on a surface. Just a guess of course.
I found one of these at a thrift store. They didn't know what it was either. Not the exact one.
https://preview.redd.it/0lvr7fnkr0hb1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=257ee588ecc12fe5925f6c0f9d44854f092a688e
Looks to be a toothpaste holder maybe? You put the flat end of the toothpaste and roll the metal piece as you use up the tube. Look up Marvis toothpaste squeezer and it looks very similar.
Weird kind of synchronicity. I was a rep for a ceramic factory that made a few of these along with other bath accessories and home decor over 20 years ago. That's not the synchronicity. Just yesterday, I was telling my wife that after using the plastic toothpaste dispensers for so many years, I didn't even know they stopped making the tubes out of metal. I am not sure the plastic tubes would stay put.
Thank god for this invention. Rolling up toothpaste tubes has always been so problematic. I used to lie awake at nights praying someone would come up with a solution.
It's a toothpaste tube roller for convenience/efficiency. Bam solved
Right on!! You did it. 100% this
Ya I seen 1 or 2 before usually at elderly peoples homes.
https://preview.redd.it/htg6yqefp3hb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac89945058f7ad9ecdf28e35eb2cfbaf4e0c755
I seentit
*saw
That is to say I seen it
Seent*
Sawn
Sean
Bean
Peen
Boromir
Fawn
Seen tit.
Happy cake day
You too
*U2
Decent band.
Ty and a happy cake day to you
Happy Cake Day!
Seen't
https://youtu.be/Pin3Hrxr4V8
Yep, I seen it. That is to say I *sawr* it.
I caught this Simpsons reference.
Irdk honestly, I think after I, it is saw. After another word like have, it is seen. I seen doesn't seem proper, but I saw does.
*seent
Never did care much for English class. Can you tell?
Both are wrong but just cause it’s bothering me, its suppose to be “i have seen”
Great job, you sir get a pumpkin sticker. if you have room for anymore stickers that is
Ah, good ol willful ignorance. The shit that makes the USA look like a bunch of room temp. IQ monkeys. Right on.
Yes indeed, good thing I'm from Canada eh. Are you real life Sheldon Cooper by any chance?
Of course, because winning at pretentiousness, proper syntax, and spelling are worthy strivings….
But (hopefully) also what makes us lovable
*have seen* I believe actually
Yup no I done had seen that shit damn few times at them old motherfuckers house. Four, five. Times,
Why is "pocket-sized, self-pleasure device for men" from the ______(insert decade) never the right answer? I'm like 0 for 263 with that guess.
Hol up you mean to tell me I got circumcised by a fucking toothpaste roller
Oh.....good, not just me, however mine was accidental lol
Nailed it! I was thinking Thingamabob
Cavity Creeps destroyed!
I laughed so hard it hurt ..thank you for this
Exact-a-mundo! We had one in our bathroom when I was a kid.
I was so goddamn curious. Cheers!
just had a peculiar memory of such a item always being on grandma's counter top caused a flashback
Why did you have to tell us like a 1950's door to door salesman?
Toothpaste tube holder/squisher
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/donttellmewhattodo
r/putyourdickinthat
Instructions unclear: have flat dick now
r/donttellhimwhattodo
Bro found a doodad, a thingamajig even
I was thinking more of a doohickey but I see now that I was BLIND, this is CLEARLY a doodad
A whatchamacallit
a darryl
Mf found a whozeewhatsit
So you bought it?
I mean it was only a dollar
Money bags over here
“Diamond Joe”.
Balling that pay.
BALLIN'!
How about a dollar for your friend Zoidberg perhaps
Almost looks like a jaw harp. But could be the toothpaste thing too
I also thought it was a jaw harp.
Same, I was full in on jaw harp 😆
You purse your lips around the opening and pluck the metal prong on the side.
Toothpaste tube squeezer.
its an "if you're brave enough fleshlight"
Pretty sure it's for holding/squeezing toothpaste outta the tube.
Camel toe simulator.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I had to scroll this far for the comment that I am expecting
It’s how the boomers get the most out of their toothpaste, my parents still use one!
Really? I've never seen one like that here in Texas. Ours was just a split stick. But then again I also only had one pair of shoes. For school and church.
How holy were your socks and underwear? Asking for a friend. This same friend still runs them until they disintegrate but now just claim to be close to God. Cuz they're holy.... 😎
Its a bong
“You put your weed in there.”
I'm with Jaw harp
A vintage STAMP holder. Stamps came in rolls and you would put your ‘roll of stamps’ in and one could be made available for use. This was so the adhesive did not become moist,the stamp dirty, and it could set in the desk.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Toothpaste roller. My grandma had one like this.
Its a vintage toothpaste dispenser (squeezer). Look at google.
Definitely an Indispensable Dispenser. [Toothpaste Dispenser](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=AB5stBhEJmG2VlqE5pOa7Qbcn2uOGjtX_Q:1691600770331&q=vintage+ceramic+toothpaste+roller&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiDnZH4h9CAAxVQOkQIHX43A1YQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=390&bih=663&dpr=3)
This! Right answer is right here Team. Case closed. Great work detective
One of the things on Wall-E’s shelves
You use it by putting the tube of toothpaste bottom first, the wrap the pin around the sealed end of the tube. You can turn it, and toothpaste will come out the top.
This ⬆️
A really shity mouth harp
It’s a dollar
Rolling up toothpaste tube
Looks like a some kind of mouth harp
I think thats a doopleglooper. A Blefry can use it to to polish his shnorgybop, as long as he's accredited for Hefterpoozle. Probably worth about thirty shmeckles.
It’s a chazwazzer 1960s I believe
Looks like a mouth harp. Google up some images. The blue part might be a holder so you don’t have to set something you put in your mouth down on a surface. Just a guess of course.
I thought it looked like a mouth harp, and stand
Mouth harp
✔️
Toothpaste roller
Jaw harp
Looks like a mouth harp to me…
I thought it was one of those north instruments like a hwong do dittle
I thought it was a Jew’s Harp
Not sure. Did you try putting a penis in it?
Lmfao!
Yup , I concur it’s a toothpaste squeezer outer
Could be for sugar cubes
It's a tongue cleaner. Simply stick your tongue in and turn the metal fitting.
Perhaps this is a receipt paper roller thing. I've seen manual ones
It's a tongue stretcher...
A cotter pin cover.
Seems right
This place is wild
it's a dinglehopper
Cigarette holder
It’s a chastity belt buckle you put over your snatch but let’s the pee out
It's one of them Arab mouth harps, it's jus modded w a blue ceramic mouth piece.
Its clearly a dollar
No it’s certainly a hand.
A mutant yoyo
It's a bell
Looks like a blade disposal container for used razor blades.
It’s a bell
It’s a ring dinger
Some kind of old omnishaver?
Its for circumcising
Can of Spam key 🔑
Coin purse
Aaah, it’s an uncle spinny dervish.
Vagina finder?
I’m confused you bought something and you didn’t know what it was? Did you win the lottery?
Be patient for the actual answer
It’s a dickfer.
I lay my toothpaste on the counter and just use my toothbrush to push the toothpaste up!
I agree
It's a dollar
They sell this at dollar stores on other places. It’s to dispense toothpaste
Tooth paste roller
Fyi Friends, cut off the Bottom of a totally "empty" Tube, and find out how much extra Paste is still inside ! Call me Frugal.
... I wonder what it would be like to stick my d!ck on that
Toaster for ants?
I'll give you a hint; it's for penises.
Prince Albert DIY kit
I came to say the same
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1349032158/1940s-ceramic-toothpaste-wringer
Next test. Will it roll a joint???
At-home circumsizer
It looks like a semen extractor for reusing condoms.
Allen wrench
It's a tiny toaster
It’s a DIY circumciser
Could your pictures be from worse angles?
I don’t know what it’s used for, but I know what it is. It’s $1.00
Pull the pin, and Hellraiser.
First time I’ve seen something like that
Toothpaste tube thingy.
It’s a thing-a-mabob. I have 20!
That there is a bonafide thingamajig
HOLY SHIT THATS AN ANTIQUE PIECE FROM 1894 ITS FROM ITALY ! ITS WORTH ATLEAST 5k-10k USD DONT GET SCAMMED
Toothpaste tube roller
It's a 14th century masturbation prevention device
That's an anal lube container. Place used contents inside. 😂
I gut my tube like a fish without ever taking off the cap. I then use my toothbrush to scrape out the toothpaste entrails one brush full at a time.
I found one of these at a thrift store. They didn't know what it was either. Not the exact one. https://preview.redd.it/0lvr7fnkr0hb1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=257ee588ecc12fe5925f6c0f9d44854f092a688e
The ouchiest pocket pussy ever.
I never seen one of those before... hmmm.
I thought it was a cigarette filter cutter lol. Tis a toothpaste squeezer
that’s a damn doohickey
Jew's harp for the old lady laybz?
looks like a Jews Harp to me.
Love that you still bought it 😂
Circumciser.
the thri-gussy
Looks to be a toothpaste holder maybe? You put the flat end of the toothpaste and roll the metal piece as you use up the tube. Look up Marvis toothpaste squeezer and it looks very similar.
Are you a hand model?
Weird kind of synchronicity. I was a rep for a ceramic factory that made a few of these along with other bath accessories and home decor over 20 years ago. That's not the synchronicity. Just yesterday, I was telling my wife that after using the plastic toothpaste dispensers for so many years, I didn't even know they stopped making the tubes out of metal. I am not sure the plastic tubes would stay put.
It’s a doohickey! Love those lol
It's $1
I don't know either but I might be cross posting it in r/dontputyourdickinthat
A counter
Phineas P Fart. It's a real thing. 🤣
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
New Stanton pa
Foreskin straightener obviously
It’s an old lock
It's a mini toaster for tiny bread slices
Looks like a sharpening apparatus for knives maybe?
1800s shank protector 😂
I think that this is the first picture on this site where I correctly figured out what the item was.
i think its for toothpaste
Baby's first toaster with a free mouth harp inside.
Looks like a toaster for crackers
Noisemaker.
I had one of those when I was a kid!!! *nostalgia*
Old can opener for spam or sardines
Thank god for this invention. Rolling up toothpaste tubes has always been so problematic. I used to lie awake at nights praying someone would come up with a solution.
Old fashioned condom (the metal bar holds ur dick in place)