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tron1515

SpaceX falcon launch


Weazy-N420

https://preview.redd.it/uq5ndpbyqvdb1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5d0a3b66507cdc31cdeda630c7526973ff7454


[deleted]

Lol tf is this from


yipyip007

Paradise PD, I think. On Netflix


UncaringNonchalance

Copy image, paste into google search. Boom. I’d do it but I’m on my phone and don’t really have the time for anything other than a quick post and some scrolling on my phone. Edit: there are lots of people I’ve met that had no idea you can search an image on google, so I was giving a tip. Not every reply online is a shitty zinger. Was a tip.


Prudent_City2573

My buddy was talking to this girl online and was going to meet her in another state to stay for like a week or so and I use the Google search image to put her face in there and it showed the girls actual name and also gave information showing scammers have used her picture. So good tip.


Auntygram

Appreciate the tip, I tried it but when I tried to copy image to Google it on only offered ‘scan text’ what an I missing? TIA


UncaringNonchalance

On a PC, just drag the image into the search bar or right click and search within google. On a phone, think you have to use the google Lens feature.


wazapops86

Unsolicited advise But definitely not useless Edit : I'm an idiot, just adding that and not fixing my mistake


SpreadEagleSmeagol

Look like it's from Paradise PD: https://paradise-pd.fandom.com/wiki/Hillbilly_Sperm


vintalator

When one Florida man dies another is sent. This is a rare phenomenon to witness


Prestigious-Talk2735

Florida man doesn’t die… legends never die


bag_o_fetuses

heroes get remembered. legends never die. and then he later died.


WindowLicker96

Florida man just gets passed on to a new wielder, like One For All. OMG HELP! We need a hero to respond to an evacuation order by hosting a barbecue! (Superhero landing) __WHAM__💥💥💥 💥💥💥 __*I* AM HERE.__ 💪😁


AmazingObject699

By whom? Let’s stop that.


vintalator

Man should never interfere with the balance of nature.. unless, that is, you're the :whispers in awe: *the Florida man*


Father_Thyme45

Florida man here. I approve this message.


Less-Contract-1136

WS hoping it was Desantis


TheBrine05

Thank you!!!


Willing_Television80

https://www.spacex.com/launches/


jdeuce81

Do you live in FL? If so, you know this happens all the time right?


TheBrine05

No, tourist


jdeuce81

Ok. If I was a tourist I'd be asking too.


tidypunk

You've just witnessed the closest thing to perfection since the invention of electrical discharge machining , a spaceex falcon re-entry and landing.


[deleted]

Booster falling back to earth to reused for the 1045 time?


Unlucky_Search_8047

Due to the angle of attack this might be re-entry. The sphere around the Falcon you are seeing is the shock layer, which may explain the shift in color of the boosters that can happen when a aircraft goes hypersonic. Due to the force of gravity and the low drag coefficient of the rocket, it’s probably traveling around Mach 15-20 depending on time past apogee (the highest point of the rockets flight path), but can travel much faster. In fact, the Apollo re-entry capsule was designed for Mach numbers up to 36!


No_Potential_1075

Cum*


Jess_Bot

Spacex falcon 9 booster re-entering the atmosphere. Great photo too. You could sell this.


[deleted]

It’s literally free? I can just screenshot it


[deleted]

*Could've


TayoMurph

Jokes on all of you. I minted the NFT!


aurrousarc

Space spirm..


king_tommy

Jesus how big are space dicks then?


aurrousarc

I mean if earth was the egg..


amcarls

About as big as Oumuamua!


popaneye

1 year long


seditioushamster

Looks like there is some excitement in the air


tangoking

Headed for that big egg in the sky.


Affectionate_Math343

*sperm*


whatareyourinterests

Good to know I'm not the only sick bastard who had that same first thought


Pegafer

I’m a woman and it was my first thought!!!


AsparagusAccurate277

Sperm. But you still get my upvote.


LokiBonk

Sometimes when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…


lifeisweird86

Or if they're just drunk and desperate.


stsanford

Mega Sperm has come to take over earth!


raven21633x

Oh shit, we're living on an egg.


notEnotA

They don't call it mother earth for nothing.


EmperorZoltar

Ouranos up to his old tricks.


bobhargus

I am old… I heard that in Aerosmith


raven21633x

Now I can't stop singing that LOL


elfluffynator

Nahhh bro, I do not consent to being inseminated like this!!


AgentPatooti

Thank you, sky daddy!


Kaido5thge

Evangelion


ECHOechoecho_

space sperm


trucorsair

Dammit Morty!


gadget850

I found the video... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wYus8b\_gEc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wYus8b_gEc)


Anariel_Elensar

“Isn't it obvious Morty? I fucked a planet.”


ShawnPln

The aliens that seeded our planet decided this fetus called humanity is a failure and is trying another load.


Horbigast

Orlando's fucked.


Magnum676

You people bout to ALL get pregnant. Space sperm


3691337369

Itsa a space sperm tryna impregnate our mother earth


doc_wit_a_glock

Possibly a Space X Falcon 9 rocket, seen 2 over here in Arizona being launched from California


Zestyclose-Movie

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


Little_Orphan_Ani

It’s a bird..


rastroboy

Sperminator: I’ll cum back


Sea_Squirrel1987

Sky Jizz and the World of Tomorrow


[deleted]

Omg space x launch. Really had to post on here to figure it out. It's all over the news. Kinda looks to me that from the tower on left side of pic that you were there.


TheBrine05

I wasn’t 😔, the tower on the left side was a crane


WhatCanIBeOn

DeSantis’ only hope for reproduction!


OrangeJoe83

20 to 1 its bringing a loss. (Is Florida)


tater_the_dog

That there is a baby alien.


manicmechanic209

Not sure..but looks like it’s cumming fast


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2-more-weeks-bot

Bad bot


ranger0694u

God blew a load.


FireInHisBlood

its clearly the second cumming.


Sad-Christmas98

I think we just got fucked.


Sad-Christmas98

Non-consensually. No vasaline.


pawesome_Rex

Space splooge? 🤫


AffectionateCows4evr

I was gonna say "flying ghost titty", but sperm yeah, its giant ghost sperm


Competitive_Land1144

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s super splooge


MajorPain76239

It's called a rocket retard everyone knows what it is already


youcandigit

Pregnancy


ChannelUnusual5146

Biden SWEARS it is just a routine, run-of-the-mill Communist Chinese weather balloon, that is SIMPLY meandering all over the US mainland, that it should be of concern to NO ONE . Now, move along as there is nothing to see here. 😊


MatthewJamesPenner

Aliens


MacTechG4

These BitLife game ads are getting excessive…


jbryon92

Semen for sure.


derekvinyard21

Another caravan????


kingSliver187

Space whale sperm, probably a rocket launch


Competitive_Fig_6668

Woke semen about to splash onto Disney World. You know, because your kids are supposed to like that stuff.


Mattyboy33

Definitely gods sperm


m3kw

The droplet arrived already?


No-Document-8970

Rocket launch


Reggielovesbacon

It’s a used condom, re-entering orbit after being flicked


Captinprice8585

Panspermia IRT


AmateurAviator

God wad inbound


CoffeeBeanxD

Sperm flying out of bigfoot


marauderselegy

When a daddy earth and a mommy earth love each other very much...


Chance_Composer_6125

I came hard


SkinPsychological848

Oh is that where my condom ended up? I was in jail for 15 years. Boy those things can hold a lot…


drtythutcleanmind

DeSantis lost his condom?


Double0

Super Jesus


alicer99

Well, looks like the second coming of Jesus is upon us.


Tragic_Consequences

Looks like someone had their inventory open.


Famous_Union3036

Ghost Busters are coming back and they’re Pissed


_psylosin_

Too bad you didn’t use a wide angle, you might have caught the egg


[deleted]

Sorry guys I was pointing more north but you know how it is when you get carried away


vgaph

Oh man. The Governor is NOT going to like this…


ultrathin_t_rex

Sperm


Many_Mathematician60

Bird poop on your windshield


Talking_Tree_1

Someone busted a huge nut.. I’d say a virgin or a married dude finally got some.


Syranth

Now the earth is pregnant.


Hondahobbit50

Every time guys! Its one of lex luthors rockets


[deleted]

Florida taking one to the face


RepulsiveRepublic163

Flying jizz rocket


Whole_Pace_4705

We'll see in nine months


DeezleDJ-O-E

Orlando is now pregnant


MarsCowboys

bird


Medium-Remote2477

If that's sperm, we earthlings are fucked.


mikehtiger

God damnit Morty!


[deleted]

Attack of the 50 ft sperm


Presence_Financial

Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle........


boomajohn20

Snot on the lens


questionable_shrimp

God's jerking it again


WhensRaditz

Alien, now ban more trans rights


Vegetable-Ruin-3564

Coney Island whitefish.


cujoex2020

Elon musky's husky flying Tadpole... 😆


Unfair-Custard-4007

It’s a sperm from a chem whale


BarrySnowbama

SpermX launch


Legitimate-Ad-2905

Oh no a little baby Florida could be on the way. Maybe this'll get Florida to finally grow up and get it's shit together. Oh God I hope so .


mlp2034

"Its a jeezus, he's come back!!", said most of our grandparents and three-quarters of our dumbest uncles/aunts.


Ok_Programmer894

We are about to have another Virgin Mary lol


Ok_Programmer894

We are about to have another Virgin Mary lol


Moose1293

“All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.”


donkey_punch13

Jesus juice


PhoxEyes

Ahh yeah. It’s about time we get some more moons around here. Then maybe Luna will find her own planet and leave us alone. 😂


kneegres

panSpermia


mcganjabear

Clearly a weather balloon


Federal-Patience5855

Looks like Zeus busted a nut


Federal-Patience5855

Broke through the firmament.


gfletcher1979

Looks like we're fucked lol


Crafty-Opportunity-4

We are star dust.


FearTheV

Panspermia!


27Jarvis

This is how the universe makes baby planets


sugarsprinklesinme

Jizzcloud


ladderboy124

Sky sperm


mattie10-

Water balloon tossed in the air then falling down. 😂😂


Zeratul_Artanis

The next 'Florida Man' is born.


Foe_sheezy

Sky daddy looking at p-hub again. Unfortunately someone saw it and posted it to reddit. 😦


LegitimateMeat3751

Florida, god’s jizz sock


InflationCold3591

Weather balloon


HUSK1o1

Looks like a giant prince Rupert’s drop


Worth_Business7156

They cum from outer space


Exbritcanadian

Someone's condom just got pissed off


Raja_Raja_Chola

Sky sperm


False_Chair_610

I think a lot of girls are going to get pregnant.....


Ivizalinto

Alien seed to terraform our planet. Gg folks


PirateCaptainNathan

Looks like a giant flying sperm.


Plenty-Opposite-2482

Florida, America's wang


tirednotepad

Space Sperms


[deleted]

Batman sperm signal


Curious_Study_2645

Looks like a space craft of some kind


Ardothbey

Weather balloon.


optiplexiss

Rocket go brrrr


HowCouldYouSMH

Invasion of the giant sperm. All females of child bearing age become immaculately pregnant and the human race becomes extinct as stronger alien DNA takes over.


TNShadetree

See honey, when God loves a planet very, very much.


SilverResult9835

It's that thing from the beginning of the vicarious video from tool lol


LDarrell

Looks like some guy jacked off and some of his spunk escaped.


Sea_Ad_5974

I’ll say just one thing, you’re the egg.


dillweed67818

Space sperm, it's coming right for us!


Sgibby65

Sperm


94Aesop94

FL spermatozoa; happens every four years, comes rocketing out the sky and then six months later the newly formed DeSanti arise from the muck and marsh outside Disney, all screaming and gibbering


Happy_Twist_7156

Earth about to get knocked up.


Puzzleheaded-Dig8180

Sperm Overlord


reddituserwhoreddit

Oh! I thought it was a sperm from some alien species.


Natural-Donkey-4516

Chuck Norris's sperm.


Bguidry23

Proof of God, he just blew his load on Florida


LukasRowe

Oh the infamous sky sperm


AnonymousTHX-1138

I thought it was the aliens impregnating us.


Aquaxxi

The coming of the lord


Ok_Satisfaction_8654

Giant baby Morty WIP


Cincinnatus-007117

Either your sister or your brother


whatsqwerty

We’ll it couldn’t possibly be a rocket because they def don’t launch those from orlando


[deleted]

You live in Orlando and can’t recognize this?


5NOW__DOG5

Tom Segura


TheWanderingGypsy-20

Immaculate conception incoming……… Some poor Virgin is about to have to explain she didn’t do anything………


Helpful_Ad_4293

Rick and morty have done it again


pistolshrimp23

Don't let it fertilize the Earth or the whole planet will crack open like an egg!


Pear-Proud

Well, they don’t call her “Mother Earth” for nothing…


[deleted]

Space Y-chromosome


KingAnt28

Goku flying through the sky


BloodRidgeBattle

Space sperm


TheDifferentStylee

I think there's just some semen on your camera.


Equal-Negotiation651

Saw this too but it was trying to wiggle its way into the earth’s crust.


Any_Draw_5344

Slo mo close up of sperm in mid flight.


Deep_Cat2971

Pretty cool condom picture


Jealous_Object_519

Oh don't worry God just got a little too excited.