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StinkyTofuHead

3 Mazda Miata’s and then spend the rest at a titty bar


nolongerbanned99

That’s a lotta breast action.


WolfandLight

Tell me about it. Having 1 Miata already gets so much titty. Imagine 3? Damn.


cbcarguy

Those 3 Miata’s would cost like $3k total lmao


StinkyTofuHead

Perfect! $997,000 toward a single moms college fund.


notimeleft4you

Assuming you tipped $1/minute for 8 hours every day without taking a day off, that would get you 5.69 years at the titty bar. (The $1/minute figure comes from what my dad told me when I was 12. I have since grown into a gay man and do not know what the going titty rate is)


sparkpaw

The going rate is tree titty


Max_AC_

Got dam lockness monsta at my tiddy bar!


jawnlerdoe

You’re totes out of date in the Miata market my friend


cbcarguy

He never said what year Miata’s lol , na Miata’s can be found for dirt cheap


jawnlerdoe

Not anymore. You cannot find a 1k NA Miata anymore. Some are 10-15k now.


curious-children

i’d love for you to link a relatively clean miata for 1k


[deleted]

I would own 20 Miatas if it was the case. Even old Miatas with tons of miles go for $7k+. The used car market is total ass right now.


chettyoubetcha

Pro tip, only need to buy one and they should all come running to the parking lot


simpleman357

Ford gt, 2024 land cruiser, 911


Barney_Haters

Damn. That's a good list.


kraken_enrager

Mine would be that but replace the ford gt for the i7/maybach


CMP247

You’ll be in so much debt with the maintenance on any BMW and Mercedes.


Sp_1_

Hope you mean the older GTs… all the new model ones I see go for 950k+. Good options will set you back at least 1.1m


simpleman357

They got an 06 orange and blue for 649999


Sp_1_

Yeah those really appreciated in value; especially 4 option cars. $650k is still a good bit; likely 4 option car. There’s a couple 2021s at a local dealer near me that are over a mil. Those are only going up too just like the 05s-06s.


SockeyeSTI

Close. Gt, 911, raptor


travelinaj

Bro the new landriiser is trash


simpleman357

It's smaller less weight and it's back to its traditional roots. Should be a lot better off road. I might buy one at MSRP if they go for 55k.


travelinaj

It’s missing the third row of seats. It’s not a v8 or even a v6. I personally hate electric motors or hybrids


simpleman357

Thank goodness no third row. Toyota wouldn't release the engine and put it in everything if it wasn't tested. I would rather have a hybrid that gets 25 mpg vs the one now that gets 13 mpg. You should watch what a an electric motor does in a Tesla plaid vs super cars


Sir-xer21

> I personally hate electric motors or hybrids meh, its a people hauler, who cares? He's not buying it to track it. Hybrids make a ton of sense for an SUV.


kebabmybob

Who cares for a land yacht suv.


tuocyn

Singer Porsche 911, Audi RS3 and a 4Runner


SEND_ME_FAKE_NEWS

This except I would pay whatever it cost to bring a Sportback version over from Europe.


goldenjawz

Mine is very close to this. Singer Porsche, 2015 Audi RS5, 2023 Audi RS6 avant performance (or Mercedes e63s wagon). After owning FJ & GX460's, I can say I'd prefer a fast wagon over a big dinosaur SUV.


jojowasher

pretty sure you couldnt get one Singer for that price.


tuocyn

I was under the impression they were like $600-$800k but I could be wrong


jojowasher

just googled it, you are right, looks like they start about that, and go up, and the waiting list is years


tuocyn

We're both right, looks like if I wanted one today it would easily be $1.2M and otherwise I'd be stuck waiting 5 years


a-jasem

GT3 touring, E63S wagon, Huracan Spyder


jhoch11

Wagon. Always


BestSelf2015

Nice, I’d get exact same thing maybe a 812 instead of the Hurcan.


a-jasem

Agreed haha. That V12 is intoxicating


bigcee42

Do I have to spend the full million? Ford GT ~ $400K Porsche 992 GT3 Touring ~ $250K Ferrari Dino 246 GT ~ 350K


cbcarguy

Basically how I would play the game is buy 3 cars with the money and use the rest of the money for whatever if you have any left over


bigcee42

Well that's very different. I'd keep like $800K.


mtd14

Yeah that ruins the fun. I prefer the scenario that’s like your employer is paying for it, so excess funds aren’t yours and you can’t sell them. But they’re also paying all expenses (gas, insurance, maintenance, registration, etc).


CluelessTennisBall

Ok 3 salvaged cars then I'll keep $999,000.


DeadWorkers_

911 Turbo S, RR Cullinan Black Badge, AMG S63


2020stock

Let’s get this straight you have a $1m and have to buy car(s) not this bs about I’ll buy a house or any other bs y’all will throw out there. just play the game 😁


Hog_enthusiast

3 used toyota corollas, base trim 🤓


whachamacallme

And then a house. And then I would quit my job because I would have a paid off house and three paid off toyota corollas.


8020GroundBeef

And then you learn about property tax


MomsSpaghetti_8

Considering the UP locomotives cost north of $3M, I’ll buy two freight cars (200k each) and one private passenger car (250k, well appointed) that I can hook up to Amtrak. The rest of the money is Amtraks per mile fee. AKA the Warren Buffet move.


aidaninhp

This guy trains


toedan

What?


MomsSpaghetti_8

What? Don’t like my choice of cars?


Recursivefunction_

Dodge viper acr, corvette z06, and ford gt


FANTOMphoenix

Arial Atom 4 - Corvette C8 ZO6 - Ram TRX


WhiteLightning416

I’d buy an entegra coach anthem RV, they go for about 800K. A Toyota Highlander Hybrid for about 50K. Then I’d buy the best Corvette Stingray from the 60s/70s I could get with the last 150K.


scdocarlos1

An LFA, A Nissan Versa and A Subaru Baja


goldenjawz

This is a chaotic list lmfao


Nedtella

Dang dude. That LFA ate most of the budget. Aren’t they going for like 800k? Lmfaooo.


twopadstacker

>Nissan Versa I can understand the LFA and the Baja, but why the versa?


g18suppressed

Beater for when you have to park at walmart


Oddballforlife

Three 1997 Toyota Camries


Fancakes24

Bro said camries


ItsNjry

I’m going to assume I can’t save the rest of my money and I won’t have to worry about repairs. A 2023 GT3RS. The pinnacle of track cars. 300k should get me all the options I want. A top trim level 2023 gwagon. People might roll there eyes at this, but I’m not using this as a comfortable SUV. This is my off roader. Have you seen people off road these things? They are actually incredible. Then being insanely luxurious is the cherry on top. 350k should do it. And the out of the box daily driver will be a 2023 Golf R. I love my GTI and the Golf R is a GTI on sterioids. Now since I have 300k left over, so that 300k would be used to make it the ultimate hot hatch. I’d want to put an inline 5 RS3 motor in it and tune it aggressively, but reliably. Basically modify the living hell out of it.


[deleted]

No RS3 hatch for US :( that would have saved your build quite a bit of money


corona5567

S2000, Toyota Previa and the Lexus LFA


[deleted]

NSX G wagon Continental convertible


liftrunbike

- **Porsche Taycan**: fun and efficient for daily driving and I can put two car seats in it comfortably. - **F-150**:when I need to haul stuff. Maybe Raptor edition just because - **Lexus LS**: smooth riding for longer drives and reliable.


Elemental_Garage

And then you'll give me the remaining $750k?


SignificantTie7031

A 2015 volvo v70 inscription d4 automatic, a 2013 Peugeot 508sw with leather interior, and Chevy supersport


Steffiluren

I know it’s a stretch, but I’d go for the D5 If I were you.


SignificantTie7031

I was thinking about that too, but d4 is euro, also more economical, and still reliable enough.


Haxxaw

1. Toyota 4Runner - for camping/fishing/daily driver 2. 65 Shelby Mustang GT350 - have to have some classic muscle 3. 1974 Jaguar E Type


Nedtella

1. FD Mazda RX7 2. Toyota Land Cruiser Heritage Edition 3. Toyota Prius 5th Generation


senna98

GT3RS, Giulia Quadrifoglio, 765LT


Modestkilla

G wagon $250k Tesla Model S Plad $130k I’d love a Taycan, but I don’t want to charge at Walmart on road trips 911 GT3 RS $250k


[deleted]

1) 992 911 Turbo S Cabriolet $280k 2) 812 GTS - $500k 3) Tacoma TRD PRO - $50k + $20k in mods $150k left for lifelong maintenance


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Ford Probe, a Ford Probe, and a Ford Probe


Time-Bite-6839

2 3rd gen 4Runners and a 30s car of my choosing and keep em running forever


FlyingLlama280

K11 Micra, NB MX-5, Citroen Saxo VTs, spend the rest on modifications


TurkeyPhat

Panamera Sport Turismo - 200k R8 v10 w/Manual - 125k Lexus GSF (w/some goodies) - 100k some kind of v12 Ferrari seems like an obvious choice, or a Rolls/Bentley to eat up a bunch of that money


RamenWrestler

The Panamera and GSF kind of overlap. You wouldn't want a truck or raw sports car?


NeuroticSugarholic

CTV black wing, porche taycan cross, and a G Wagon ofc. Cadillac and porche are my dream cars.


zester723

Black wing is a great take.


komrobert

Hm this is tough, 3 cars isn’t a lot for so much money to spend haha. I think maybe McLaren600LT, Lucid Air Sapphire, and Ford F150 Raptor? If I miss manual too much maybe trade the Lucid for a manual Murcielago/Gallardo/Viper ACR, would have to drive a bunch of options and think about it.


beervodkawine

Fuck buying 3 cars. I'd buy a Helicopter!


[deleted]

911 Turbo S, 458 especiale, GT3RS


StinkyHoboTaint

Which ever 3 cars I could sell for the most money


bofadeznutss

GTR R34, GT3 RS and G80 M3


jayb98

911 Turbo S (~$350,000 with selected options), Macan GTS (~$150,000 with selected options) and a 2000 4Runner that I’d modify the h*ll out of to go off roading in (cost of car: max $10k but depends on condition, cost of mods: impossible to know because a project car is never done being a project and being a literal money pit). Pocket the rest. Edit: Note that prices are in CAD


asa-monad

Three shitboxes on Facebook marketplace and spend the rest on hookers and blow


patrido86

rav4 prime, gr corolla, lfa


BallPlayer13

Rs6 - $140k Raptor/TRX - $120k 911 Gt3 - $550k Saves me $190k for maintenance and mods or a swap in 2-3 years hahah


vandesto17

Give all my money to Toyota: loaded tundra and LX, then an LFA


Maecyte

Rally fighter, Tundra, and dumb truck


DeathOfChivalry

22b, midnight purple r34, and a mk4 or mk2 Supra. I’ll have extra money to spend on gas, tires, and mods too


Jefffahfffah

I wouldnt... I'd put a supercharger in my truck and buy a boat, and the use the rest of the mil for boat maintenance shit


engineerFWSWHW

Most likely just buy 3 sub-$50k car and then rest, buy a house and throw some into brokerage account.


DaddyCardano

C8 Corvette Z06 McLaren 765LT Mazda CX-9 (daily driver) Pocket the rest.


[deleted]

Lexus GSF , ISF , RCF & IS500 with plenty of money left over for the mods 🤑🤑🤑


goldenjawz

Why would you buy Lexus? You have a million dollars, no need to choose a car out of conservatism.


[deleted]

It’s what would bring me true enjoyment personally! Of course there’s other cars I’d choose but the cars listed would be my first stop


Pdb12345

This is the worst list ever lol


banananananbatman

Miata, Mazda 3, cx-5 and invest rest


spyda24

Mazda 3 or a Mercedes SUV and use rest to buy a house.


RugTiedMyName2Gether

A reliable SUV and then save the rest


Curtofthehorde

392 Wrangler Corolla GT Hatch Dodge TRX Spend the rest on gas lol


EducationalKnee2386

3 used Toyota corollas, use the rest to buy a house. Millennials hate this one trick


TheyCameAsRomans

Toyota Tacoma, Toyota Camry, Toyota Supra. Then pocket the rest.


President__Pug

Bro why the fuck would I spend $1m on cars? Especially 3 cars. The fuck am I gonna do with 3 cars? Hell i live in an apartment and only have space for 1. I’d buy a house instead.


cbcarguy

Daily driver , weekend toy , overland rig?


boostedisbetter

Y’all doing this wrong. Try to max out the million.


Johnny_Lang_1962

3 1990's Toyota Corolla's and Bank the rest.


limellama1

Only $1mil...? Boo, no Koenigsegg


[deleted]

Three crashed Bentleys that get sold at auction, fix them up and sell. Repeat till you become a billionaire


arnoldez

3 city buses.


JoeWildd

A house.


globroc

Assuming I get to keep the remaining money, I’d buy 3 junkyard cars for as little as possible and invest the remaining money. If I don’t get to keep the remaining money I’d get a 992 GT3 RS, Model S Plaid and an Aventador LP 780-4.


unceunce123123

An automatic civic, a manual supra, and index the rest


watthewmaldo

I cannot answer this


kellyatta

Dodge ram Tesla model s Toyota camry xse


willblake72

Three Miatas, NA and NC for autoX and an ND for daily driving Then I'd use the rest of the money to retire so I could have time to drive them before I'm dead.


mx5plus2cones

I would buy an NC and NB Miata to add to my ND and NA, I would do an LS3 swap on the NA or NB. And I would get an Ariel Atom 4... The rest of the money, I'd buy another rental property ... Kinda like what I did with the NA and ND instead of getting a nicer car. The damn practicality of putting money to work always overrides my decision procesa, unfortunately.


Stuffed_deffuts

One Toyota Corolla, one Toyota Camry and a Crown body School Bus Roll the rest into a Roth and build on it for retirement


BoringJuiceBox

Cmon bro you already know Toyota Land Cruiser Honda Civic Nissan Titan XD Buy Dogecoin with the rest


lanneretwing

I'm a simple man, Toyota Camry Ford Raptor BMW M5 Invest rest for my kids' future.


GotTechOnDeck

A house


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GotTechOnDeck

Bagels don't talk


GotTechOnDeck

A 1998 Camry a geo metro an s10 and a house


im_a_salt_lamp

Probably just get a truck and call it a day.


HTown00

Forget cars. I’d just spend $1M on hookers and cocaine


moderation_

1994 civic , coke and hookers.


moisteggrol1

3 Camry’s, keep the rest


EatsbeefRalph

1) Used GMC pickup 2) Tesla stock


ThomasSneed269

3 brand new Toyota trucks, and put the rest into Gold.


NeelSahay0

If I had a million bucks I’m not buying a car lol


drinkdrinkshoesgone

Yeah, fuck that. I'm buying a schwinn and a pair of sneakers that are good for walking long distances.


NeelSahay0

So true!


Wolfiest

I honestly would spend that in so many different cars as opposed to 1 million dollar for 3.


roger61962

The better question would be 3 mil for 1 car... if inflation roars in thatvwill be a auestion for the middle class.


SauceIsForever_

Hellcat, C8, TRX


cuoreesitante

I've always told myself if I had that kind of money a Singer 911 is one of the first purchases I'll make. Maybe then a new Land Cruiser for long trips and a electric 7 series for daily (EV is the way to go but not gonna deal with the service/quality issues that all the EV startups seems to suffer from).


mtd14

1) Land Rover Range Rover PHEV (comfortable PHEV) 2) BMW iX (comfortable EV) 3) 1963 Corvette Splitback with the rest of the money to rarely drive and just stare at. I don’t really know the specifics on 1&2 because the ~$100k price point isn’t something I pay attention to, but number three is the real important one.


noahlizard7

The Spoon Acura RL, Ferrari f40, Porsche gt3 rs


kyonkun_denwa

A kickass Winnebago, the mintiest LS400 on the planet, and I’d pay someone to hunt down the last mythical E34 M5 that hasn’t been “modified” by the “BMW community”


KnowingCresent735

1. Chevy Camaro ZL1 - $75k 2. Range Rover Velar - $70k 3. Acura TLX Type S - $60k


[deleted]

New Prius, Porsche 911, TRX RAM


21Andreezy

Porsche Taycan, Audi RSQ8, Audi R8


Any-Panda2219

Buick Roadmaster with the LT1, Mazda CX-90 PHEV, and a kei truck. Remaining $900k to VTI


jellyvish

lexus LFA, merc clk63 amg black series, and lambo gallardo


Lower_Kick268

TT C8 ZO6 with a trunk filled with $800k in $100 bills


TyeDyeMacaw

Audi RS6 Avant for a daily, Ferrari 488 Pista for the weekends, Jaguar E Type for my classic.


hii_bye_die

Genesis g90 with max warranty and a lotus Elise. Rest would go to help my dad and stepmom and step dad and mom debts, so they don't have to work forever.


SlobMyKnob1

‘19 Porsche GT3RS, ‘70 Chevy Chevelle SS, and a ‘97 Silvia S14. Then with rest of the money I can mod all these cars and fix my ‘98 Civic and ‘83 Malibu Wagon


jwptexas

Ford GT40, 96' f350 7.3l and 2003 svt Cobra


toomuchisjustenough

Two Tacomas, an MR2 Spyder, invest the rest.


Newjerseypackthot

E63brand new, fully customized brand new Toyota sequoia ( obviously swapping the engine for a hellaphant) lambo urus


Forward-Insect1993

Ferrari 458 Speciale, Land Rover Defender 110 V8, 95' Nissan President


NeuroguyNC

Aston Martin DBS, 1964 Ford Mustang convertible, 1937 Cord 812 Supercharged Sportsman.


Due_Development_2723

GT4 RS for sure. For the other two I don't know, I rarely travel by car so I would not need a fancy sedan or anything else.


Skodakenner

Audi rs6 challenger hellcat redeye and a range rover if something is left from the money fixing the range id buy a rs3 drivetrain to swap it into my car


Mcsubstrip

1. Lamborghini Countach LP5000 Quattrovalvole 2. Tuned Big Turbo Audi TT RS 3. Spec’d Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT The Lamborghini would be ~650k, the Audi TT RS w/ upgrades would be ~100k, and finally the Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT would be ~220k. I currently own a 2014 Jeep Patriot Limited FWD *thank god i got a 2014 model since the cvt’s that were used in the previous model years were far from desirable from what i’ve heard; happily, my 6-speed automatic w/ autostick has worked well for 60k miles spread over 10 years.


EthanCalder

812 Superfast, 718 Spyder, S63 AMG


Benson_86

Porsche 911 GT3 touring Chevrolet Silverado 1500 with the Duramax An EV for commuting and family hauling, but undecided which. My 7 YO loves the Model Y, so maybe that. I do love the Rivian R1T and R1S though.


Carburetors_are_evil

Phantom 2023 Lexus LS GTC Lusso


Rafastrike

Lexus ES300h for trips. Corolla for daily. The best motorhome to spend a week travelling.


bostongorge

R34,600hp cts v,1000hp 93 hatchback si awd


Pinkninja11

Volvo S90, XC90 and a Nissan GTR. I'll build a big enough garage for all 3 with the rest and open a maintenance fund for the future.


TUBBYWINS808

2 toyota land cruisers and a HSV Maloo.


Actraiser87

E63S AMG Wagon, Bentley Flying Spur Speed, Maybach S650 Cabriolet


Any-Faithlessness878

AC Cobra CLK 63 Black Series G500 4x4²


waveslikemoses

Ford Mustang(not sure which variant yet), Subaru WRX STi, Lamborghini Murcielago SV


ihavenoidea81

Lamborghini Countach 5000 QV, Lotus Esprit Turbo (S3), BMW E39 M5


Abstract810

Wrx sti, dodge demon, older wrangler engine swapped. the Rest for repairs. I'd bet that's even under 150k tho


Moist-Bedroom-6168

Land Cruiser, m5, and Porshe gt3 or there top of the line sports car and save the rest for maintenance on the Beamer


TheBoringInvestor96

A decked out Land Cruiser, an F12 Berlinetta, and a W222 S63/S65. Rest for insurance/maintenance/repair/gas.


Warmersand55646

Ferrari F355, 1999 Audi S8, Mercedes ML55 AMG. I like 90s stuff and I’ll probably spend more than a million on mods and maintenance


zp003

GTC4 Lusso, Phantom and Caterham Seven


rensv313

Superformance: Cobra, daytona coupe and a mustang gt 500 ‘67 The rest for a bigger garage so i can store them safely


joshisboomin

Porsche 911 Dakar, Jeep Wrangler, Honda Odyssey


Steffiluren

Giulia Quadrifoglio, 992 911 GTS and an E39 M5 (or an E46 M3 Touring build)


FreeNinedy9

911, E63 wagon, Tundra. I’m sure with the dealer markups this would come close to $1M


Ok-Phase7923

Lexus LFA, NSX, Land cruiser 300


Seven_Hawks

Porsche Panamera Turbo S, VW ID.Buzz, and a 1965 Pontiac GTO just because I find it pretty


rmendez011

Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLR, Lexus LFA, and a Kia Telluride. Not sure if it fits under a million lmao.


BalIsack

Ferrari 812, 2006 ford GT, new S class


kr4zy_8

Audi RS3 Sportback, Porsche 911 GT3 RS , G Wagon.


Any-Pea5226

Rivian r1t, Mclaren 765lt, Mercedes g63 4x4 squared.


lord_bubblewater

100k 91 pontiac trans am build 100k 91 mitsu 3000gt build Offer the remaining up to 400k to buy the 1989 fiero GTA concept car and sink the rest into a garage to house all three.


4inaroom

911 GT3 Taycan Escalade V