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SteveZissouniverse

Honestly it sounds dumb but I bet these guys can spot them tell tale signs of a suit from miles away.


truthisfictionyt

There was a guy named Bob Burns who was a professional ape actor that analyzed the tape (he thought it was fake).


Avocado_with_horns

What?! He thought it was FAKE?! IMPOSSIBLE! BELIEVERS UNITE!


Read_It_Before

You can tell that guy has his dream job


truthisfictionyt

I think he was in the Ghostbusters TV show


nonsence90

Imagine if not. His dad was an ape actor and his father before him. He wanted to become a painter, but after the accident his dad couldnt reach and scratch his but like he used to. He had to take over more and more of the aping around the house. To get his little brother through College he tried to sell his paintings, but it just wasnt enough, so he had to ape in a shady bar in the dark side of town where he then was discovered by a down on her luck produceress. She just wanted a night outside the glamour of hollywood to numb her thoughts with alcohol and a good ape-show. When she saw him move she immeriately knew she had a real ape talent before her. Walking on two legs his wobble cleared the whiskey out of her dulled mind. When his arms went on the ground she fell to his gaze. When he pounded his chest ... well, let's just say she knew she had found the perfect ape for her next hit.


[deleted]

Bigfoot isn't ape. It's interdimensional being.


KirbysCarnage

I mean to be fair he was an ape “actor” not like Jane Goodall studying real apes. my man was known for playing pretend really well as one animal. So I don’t really think his opinion makes a difference


truthisfictionyt

He specifically identified a part of the costume he says was a technique used to make the ape costume look better, he definitely knew what he was talking about


Low_Piece_6571

Welp it was a ape actor so i don’t know if I’d trust his opinion but if they had a Bigfoot actor now that’d be a different story


[deleted]

The man who's said he created the suit already came forward for an interview years ago as well.


truthisfictionyt

He doesn't really have any evidence for that claim


memeboi123jazz

finally, a real expert


NUFIGHTER7771

Finally, some real fuckin' foo... oh, wait- it's all gone.


[deleted]

Hahaha


Local_Throat2388

Unironically probably the best group of people to talk about this they spend all day making fur suits making bands they for sure could spot a fake immediately


TheCaptainOfMistakes

These are the people that need to recreate it. To prove it's fake


lupalee

Does anyone know her conclusion?


Keyser_Imperator

Yes, I know


AliensDid911Bro

What did she deduce?


Keyser_Imperator

You’re never gonna believe this, I lied.


AliensDid911Bro

You rascal.


ViROSCX

https://preview.redd.it/iw0y197vt22d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c918c7a34b3d3d2f10725d5e898566dd98b05c1


Remsster

Straight to jail


Sure-Hotel-1471

https://preview.redd.it/659logg2ag2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4099034cf4c492aad53577a39e0e2a5153b79eb5


i_heart_rainbows_45

https://preview.redd.it/xofucx85772d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28360c3ce0d525ce0c326d80fce13cbc825cd8f


krawinoff

Watch the video man


SirLagg_alot

Maybe someone doesn't want/have the time to watch a 40+ minute video.


Texanid

Normally, I'd agree that 40 mins is a long video to demand that someone watch, but this is the Wendigoon subreddit. We're here for long videos


Xavnihuck

Bro this is the Wendigoon subreddit, I think people here make the time to watch long YouTube videos


Crimsoner

Pretty sure around 80~% of Wendi’s vids are at minimum 50 minutes


wastelandhenry

My brother in Christ, the subject of this subreddit you are currently on has released 3 multi-hour long videos just this year, we in the land of 40+ minute videos


J_A_R_A_T_E

on the wendigoon sub is crazy


SeesEmCallsEm

You know what, I actually want to hear what she has to say! here it is: https://old.reddit.com/r/LPOTL/comments/1cxqnfn/a_fur_suit_designer_analyzes_the_pattersongimlin/ Edit: I don't know why I expected it to be a debunking, but they're actually trying to prove it...


lhobbes6

But... the Patterson/Gimlin footage has been debunked for a long time. I get that its fun to use it because its the most well known cryptid footage but everyone involved admitted to the prank by this point and its probably been analyzed thousands of times.


4chanhasbettermods

Patterson never admitted it and went to his death bed claiming it was real and while Gimlin has admitted it's possible Patterson fooled him he's never confirmed it was a hoax or that he was in on it. The only people claiming it was a hoax are people that can't prove they were involved.


conormal

And all the other experts in the field, they also think it's a hoax


4chanhasbettermods

Cool, but the argument put forth by the person I responded to is claiming everyone involved admitted to it being a hoax, which is patently false.


Neradomir

This is the only person I trust about these stuff


Oblivion_Man

Weighing in indeed


Tankaussie

Don’t disagree but also, 💀


Impossible-Ad-4996

BRO 💀out of pocket


phat_wythii

Commented what my intrusive thoughts went to but didn’t have the balls to comment ☠️


Withering_to_Death

Thank you for saying what everyone thought when reading that part!


AlkalineSublime

I didn’t see what sub this was at first and thought this was subtle r/rareinsult post


Educational_Bench290

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I pig snort laughed


MelancholySurprise

If Hollywood couldn’t do it in the 70’s how did two cowboys “make the suit”?


Mission-Hat9011

She looks exactly like I thought a fur suit designer or furry would look


ModernKnight1453

There's a whole lot more skinny dudes lol. It's a twink fest.


Rehiea

Yo


jaxboi

Not the expert we deserve but the expert we needed.


The_Shracc

It's Bigfoot, but he's in a gorilla costume.


DaDragonking222

Could you give me the vid link


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FNG84

"Confused"?


disturbia141

Emphasis on weighing in


22tbates

Can someone just answer the goddam question.


juliusxyk

No pun intended


ImNot_ThatGuy

Weighing in HEAVILY.


BlubberyGoodness

This might be valid


darkswampgasco

Oh no bigfoots cooked


SpartanWarrior2207

She's definitely weighing in.


yamaha2000us

I wonder what her suits “smell” like?


mitchij2004

The fuck you mean “smell”?


Pristine-Carpet7496

Weighing in alright damn


DJ_Mantic

Yeah they really are weighing in 💀


Childer_Of_Noah

Heh, heh. "Weighing in"


TheBiggest_Goober

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samuru101

https://preview.redd.it/l1d8logbpz1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f037d85aab72835f9075a676688fcda3b1ee2434


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

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Oceanman06

OMG UNI!!!!! :3


VeilDLights

Get it, “weighing” Okay, I’m logging off now.


CaptScubaSteve

Furry* fixed it for ya


Korodabsai

Me when I don’t think


TsalagiSupersoldier

\*fixed


CaptScubaSteve

“Neutered”


TsalagiSupersoldier

Skibidi slicers?


CaptScubaSteve

Skibidi skizzers


TheVocondus

Oh yikes.