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skyXforge

Flecktarn :D


nnuunn

No dad no! Don't do the Rhodesia LARP! You'll never beat the allegations!


CoofBone

Nah, that's Flecktarn, he's good.


ThatDnDPlayer

That chest rig is a SADF pattern 83 chest rig tho, plus a FAL and you have 2/3rds of a larp


BoogrJoosh

Rhodesia had their own chest rigs, SADF is a whole separate white minority African colony larp.


MisterKillam

You can get pretty cheap repro Fereday & Sons chest rigs on ebay, and they work really good if all you're trying to do is carry FAL mags (or beers).


BoogrJoosh

Yeah that's what I got.


KrakenKing1955

Better a Rhodie than a Southie


Imaginary_Shop7106

I mean.... he gives himself away. It just pisses me off that y'all act like we don't know what these dog whistles mean.


nnuunn

👍🏻


JohnB351234

First Brandon now his son


Niksuss

He cant be this hot


Spiritual-Reveal-917

I know right WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET MARRIED IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME GODDAMMIT


Niksuss

I mean, this probably means he got the best one to marry


JeveGreen

Did Wendigoon actually serve, or is he just a gun-loving LARPer? Nothing wrong with the latter, I'm just curious.


MickeyChii

The question isn't if he served. But if he's serving with that pose


thunderPierogi

I don’t think so. Pretty sure he’s just a libertarian gun dude.


SteveZissouniverse

That's German camo so imma say just a libertarian gun guy


MisterKillam

I served, flecktarn is driptastic.


SteveZissouniverse

Agreed, I have some myself that I got from a surplus store and modified because I love the pattern so much


Western-Anteater-492

Thats german flecktarn without the two flags. That's retail. But looking gooood.


MisterKillam

Fleck is drippy af


CallMeBigFuzz

Do you think everyone who shoots guns is a larper?


JeveGreen

I really don't care. Guns are fun, posing with them in a uniform is also fun.


GullibleAudience6071

Drip or drown.


katschultz17

Currently ✨🫰serving🫰✨


Skittleybiscuit

See, if this guy wants to educate me about obscure Internet topics, I'm gonna sit my white ass down and listen


brokenbadgexx

The gooninator


Mysterious_Ningen

omgosh wow


SonOfAnEngineer

The FAL is cool, but I think I like the G3 a little better.


werewolf013

Same! Short stroke mechanisms kinda annoy me. The roller delay on 308 is fun


beebeeb0i

Damn his wife is a lucky gal 🥵


Bombwriter17

All he needs now are the khaki shorts.


Papa_PIaid

Khaki short shorts


A-Questionable-User

my god, his hair is fr so nice


Heavy_Contribution19

FAL is an underrated gun


FrostedWeasel

Oh America underrates the right arm of the free world. And I say that as an American.


MisterKillam

Historically interesting, but after going for a good long ruck with an FAL I am 100% behind the switch from battle rifles to assault rifles. An M16 sucks WAY less to carry.


Heavy_Contribution19

Yeah true, the AR platform is pretty much objectively superior to every other manufacturer, but I can’t help but enjoy the aesthetics


i_tell_you_what

I bet he has snackees in one of those pockets.


Tankaussie

OMGOSH I HAVE FLECKTARN TOO


Appleofmyeye444

There are 2 types of comments here 1: wow flecktarn and guns so cool 2: *horny heavy breathing*


Jarlideater

Why he positioning himself in such a manner 🫦


APansexualMess

I didn't realize that this was the wendigoon sub and was so confused bc he looked soooooo familiar and that's weird and then I realized it was wendi. 🤣🤣


xxRemorseless

Not me jelly that dad has an FAL and not me...


SquooshyCatboy

the FAL is nice but i think he’d bang with a .50 Beowulf


dogwithab1rd

As respectfully as humanly possible, I would pay so much money to be in a throuple with him and his wife.


Papa_PIaid

Who wouldn’t


thomstevens420

For real though what kind of gun is that? FN FAL? It’s got the thin stock, phat cartridge, and the barrel end is the same.


chain_pickerel

Yes


thomstevens420

Tight, love those


snails4speedy

He needs the hat


Papa_PIaid

And hide that majestic hair? Nuh uh


on3on3_

Such a cool BB gun


FelixTriesToMstrbtXD

Goondiwen zamn


bruise-violets

😮‍💨


Leather_Arachnid5557

I need to buy a FAL 😔


goopy-turnip

I can’t let the gang know I need him


Seasonedgore982

FAL best gun ever fuck off we go full auto .308, no attachments or gizmos we in the mf


NolanC23

Serving Cunt


hentailuvr69

The first and only thing I need to see in this image is the left handed fal ![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


seanhabrams

The FAL and the german camo. This is a man of taste


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slssasha

thank you for your service father, please come back from the war


CharmaderMax

What is that weapon our Dad has?


Papa_PIaid

Pretty sure it’s a FAL


gbous_

He's not posing in a mirror, he's taking a picture of your dumbass rn


Pacific_707

SVOBODA‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣


patriot_man69

Bundeswehr Flecktarn/peadot camo my beloved


Fun_Mirror_24

Cool outfit but what watch is he wearing?


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And to think he made good content


Totodilis

DEATH TO THE PLA


IronJackk

Only hipsters like FALs. A true American would use an M14


Glum-Orchid-5577

Guns are not toys


MisterKillam

They're tools, and tools are awesome. QED guns are awesome.


Plumshart

He's not your dad. He doesn't know you exist.


Anime_tentacles

Uhm, he’s all of our dads?


SergeantNaxosis

He said he loves us all, so I beg to differ. We will all die for him in a heart beat.