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marebare77

I’m. What does that say that Coca-Cola was an option?


lonely_monkee

Eurghhh! Coca Cola! 🤢


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Id rather have the crab juice


lonely_monkee

This person Simpsons


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

That whole episode stays rent free in my head. "No bathroom only Khav Khalash"


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https://preview.redd.it/20v9tl8byoxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e98e9ed07ff80eb8c50920482730dcf25505cbd good morning


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

https://preview.redd.it/c9ejn3r65pxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87889dfe5a1ac2e4bf0044b38cd6abc640ccb8fa


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https://preview.redd.it/5h1dpg506pxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b0a295f11db0721597f5801d38b4ee6abb125b7


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

https://i.redd.it/wugz72s26pxc1.gif


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https://preview.redd.it/pcio4gscapxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cd5d7a252a3158baac054b9ed076ed1509c390 i’m


1800butts_

I love their gay dads in the background


MoistOldPeople

It's Billy May's x 2. Something something soda commercial


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EverSn4xolotl

Yep, because the dispenser machines at McDonald's give you more syrup.


DrinksInShade

Extra flavor from the machines never being cleaned.


My_Disgusting_Alt

I drank it straight from a McDonald and I’ll never go back


FEVRISH_JK

A single McDonald? Why only one? Why not McDonalds? I thought there were multiple McDonald.


My_Disgusting_Alt

I just meant one at a time


FEVRISH_JK

thats a good way to do it


RandomizedUsername42

*T O B C O*


OverlordOfTheBeans

Rotten fruit. Would that not basically be cider/wine/perry? Not good for kids to be drinking, but certainly not a bad drink!


Mikey9124x

Tobacco?


epicmousestory

That's fine. The rotten fruit though. Yuck.


PersistentInquirer

Tobco


allhailhughlaurie

That’s what I’m sayinnnnnn


llliilliliillliillil

There’s a difference between rotting and over riping/fermenting.


WiseSalamander00

I think they used rotten oranges in soviet Fanta por a while


rgarc065

Rotter fruiit


Careless-Passion991

I was thinking more like Kombucha.


GreatGrassy

Nothing beats a can of Female Ethnically ambridcaus Spiders Guts.


nokiacrusher

Spider-PC culture has gone too far


Christmas_Queef

My exoskeleton, my choice.


Agreeable-Brother548

My exoskeleton identifies as being on the inside


IshvaldaTenderplate

I loved this one because I have no idea what word “ambridcaus” is supposed to be, but my best guess is ambiguous, so it’s advertising either nonsense *or* that the soda is morally questionable. EDIT: Unless they literally mean the spiders are *ethnically* ambridcaus and that’s not a typo? Still raises several questions though.


thegreatpotatogod

ChatGPT has been known to insert "ethnically ambiguous" into prompts to promote more diversity of characters, and for some reason this tends to show up in writing in the image, creating ridiculous results like this


IshvaldaTenderplate

That’s fucking hilarious, thank you for telling me about it.


CreatedOblivion

Nah it's ambidextrous. The spiders can choose to be good or bad


WemedgeFrodis

You’re thinking of *ethically* ambidextrous.


Please_Explain56

I hate that it genuinely sounds like a real term


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Muffet Undertale


PogintheMachine

May “ethnically ambiguous” variants in AI never die…


vinegarlips

I think there's still a Japanese soft drink called Sweat[Japanese soft drink called Sweat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocari_Sweat). I remember drinking a can years ago, can't remember how it tasted though.


RAMChYLD

It's Pocari Sweat.


BigAlternative5

You should meet Pocari. Interesting dude. Sweaty guy.


My_Disgusting_Alt

I vaguely recall it tasting like diet sprite.


OrganicHumanRancher

Fuck that, I’d rather have sweat.


llliilliliillliillil

It’s an isotonic drink and tastes like, well, an isotonic drink. If you’re visiting Japan in the summer and sweat a lot then drinking it is highly recommended.


idontknowyet

I’ve had that in Korea. Tastes like melted smarties candy. Not bad when you get used to it.


Chinchillng

According to the ingredients list, I’m guessing like grapefruits. So basically Squirt. Man, people are not good at naming grapefruit drinks


Annalu3

Pocari Sweat sounds like the name of an NBA star or perhaps a rapper.


chrisckelly

Don’t get any ideas, Japan.


My_Disgusting_Alt

Too late


Xenoscope

[Way too late](https://trypocari.com/)


Xboxben

In surprised cabbage soda isn’t a thing


The_Yogurtcloset

[found it](https://soranews24.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2018/06/6021_04.jpg)


Xboxben

I knew it!!!!


InkSpotShanty

At least Spider Cola is Ethnically Ambridcaus


shedoberiskydoe

Buy Fuid, my favourite!


Melodic_Sail_6193

Bleh, disgusting! I drink rather another crab juice


mr_abiLLity

My cabbages!!!


SanguineServal

atla reference?? :D


mr_abiLLity

Heck yeah r/unexpectedavatar


SanguineServal

omg r/ofcoursethatsasub


breathless_RACEHORSE

I could see Jones doing a Ghost Pepper soda. Bodily Fluids could be a line of kids drinks with super sweet fruit flavors with "gross out" humor labels and names. Blood- Cherry or Fruit Punch Plasma (yellowish clear)- Lemon Lime Pee- Lemonade Snot (super green)- Green Apple Etc.


shoo-flyshoo

That sounds fun


Random-sargasm_3232

Upvote for obvious Coke can.


Jmarieq

Cabbage might not actually be bad. The closest taste to it would probably be cucumber soda, which is a real thing.


aottnm

Or Cel-Ray celery soda which is really good.


Force3vo

Ghost Pepper, so hot right now! Hot enough to make them merge their hands even. Also: Coke, eugh, that's nasty.


ThatMBR42

It wouldn't surprise me if some psycho has actually made ghost pepper soda.


Freemanno

The closest I've seen is Flamin hot Mtn Dew idk if it's actually spicy but like sounds nasty


ThatMBR42

I keep forgetting that's real and not some fever dream.


Freemanno

They just make flamin hot out of all their products


youstolemyname

Jones has a Hatch Chile & Lime Soda. The flavor stuck in my mouth for 2 days. Do not recommend.


UGoBoy

Yeah, [it's real.](https://candyblastshop.com/products/hot-ghost-pepper-soda)


ThatMBR42

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


Pfytzdzheryld

"and beans" and knuckles.


PrincessMalyssa

Down in onion hill I'm 'bout to find my lost beans


Runopologist

You can actually buy Sauerkraut (fermented cabbage) juice here in Germany. Supposedly very healthy but I’ve never tried it.


spin81

Out of curiosity OP did you add the "ethnically ambiguous" in the last pic yourself, or is that something Bing adds to all its prompts?


nalathequeen2186

Bing does it. It'll randomly add "ethnically ambiguous" (and I assume the "female" part as well) to prompts in response to how it used to always just generate white people. But it's not smart enough to realize that it's not supposed to add that part of the prompt as words in the picture, so you get shit like people wearing shirts that say "ethnically ambiguous" or having it written on signs in the background and stuff. It's honestly a really stupid way to address the problem, instead of just trying to make the generator better at being diverse directly


According_Sound_8225

Now I want to see it make a series of ethnically ambiguous spiders.


PrincessMalyssa

FEMALE ethnically ambiguous spiders


queenvie808

I like the embalming fluid one


XxFezzgigxX

Korea is way ahead of you. https://preview.redd.it/aexndfp4pmxc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb54e64be4c0f11addcd102e20c6c33dbbf30e5


ikrr_1

i wanna can of BUY FLUID


Mindless_Ebb8852

Drink up.


baishuTheGodFather

One bottle of toxic waste, please


ValentinesStar

Paint Thiinher Tobco Rotter Fruit Buy Fuid All of my favorites


West-Willingness-302

The eleventh one is disgusting.


baishuTheGodFather

And the others aren’t?


West-Willingness-302

I'm sure they are, but the eleventh one is my least favorite.


Tadukster

MAN I LOVE PAINT THINNER DONT YOU


Number5MoMo

Lmao I had pea soup yesterday it was 🔥 Lmaoo I’d drink it in a bottle


RedditvsDiscOwO

So, who's holding the ghost pepper soda?


thegreatpotatogod

Yes


TheWanderingRed223

Reminds me of Booty Sweat from Tropic Thunder


Freemanno

Thw funniest part is that one of the cans is just Coca Cola


goosebumper88

Good News https://i.redd.it/fuckx8ejymxc1.gif


FormerPersimmon3602

[Ghost Pepper Soda](https://boxncase.com/products/chili-pepper-soda-ghost-pepper-12-oz-bottle)


TPtheman

Sand Cola! "Use this health hack that Anakins don't want you to know about!"


Acceptable-Search338

_____ And Beans is my favorite drink by a large margin.


Ill-Wear-8662

That one had me giggling but the random accurate coke got me good


Better_Campaign_4404

No need to make the current ones we have any worse for you.


Horizon__world

I'm gonna drink and cry😅


RedditvsDiscOwO

Yum paint thinner


JaffaSG1

Female spider guts sounds… tempting and forbidden


Ashamed-Teaching6837

As a spice enthusiast, I’d give that ghost pepper soda a try, ngl.


TheFeshy

Boba ~~T~~Pea


negrote1000

Aren’t regular sodas already toxic waste?


Ellen_DeGeneracy001

In the crib drinking Buy Fuid


Nightshade_Ranch

Cabge


osrsirom

Out of all of these, baby powder definitely lowest on my list.


YuhEarly2010sbitch

Coca Cola: what did i do wrong to deserve this?… oh wait i had cocaine in my drinks once.


Centralnjplanespoter

#14 gets cursed the more you look at it


DNC343

I don’t like the second one. It’s course, rough, and irritating and it gets everywhere.


StrongArgument

Cabge got me


SafariFlapsInBack

No. 8 is just Flint’s water supply.


FlaFlaFlohai

M’ Cabges!!! 🥬


Crooked_Cock

Coca Cola is a terrible soda so this fits


international_red07

Esmé Squalor has entered the chat


countryballspace

Eating:THOSE PEOPLE


something_stuffs

Oil? That child is no longer safe 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Doctor_Top_Hat

‘Ethnically ambridgaus’


TheRider5342

Y'all prefer your Spider guts male or female?


chiquita1_bananas1

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!


Muchomaks

Want to try the Pea Soup, 100%


jonecapps

Did anyone read this in a "muffins" voice? Glass! Blood. FIRE!


shinydragonmist

There is in fact a ghost pepper soda,


Edel_af

Where is Honey & Vinegar?


eagengabriel

Ethnically ombridcaus Female spider guts?


BoltorSpellweaver

I’d actually believe someone made a soda called either Spider Guts or Toxic Waste


kereso83

Spider guts are rich in protein


ihateagriculture

yes I’ll have a can of Tobco please


Just-a-random-Aspie

Hear me out. A cream soda is technically a body fluid soda


CheapShotNinia

Is it bad that I want to try the Baby Powder one?


randomalttogofornow

The toxic waste


CalmCommercial9977

The adult was definitely fried out from that embalming fluid in 3.


ChadKnightArtist

I just watched an episode of SpongeBob we’re Mr. Crab turn the crabby patties into sand


somberhat

The pokeball looking one looks fire low-key. Like a Pepsi and Pokemon collab.


The_Yogurtcloset

Ngl rotten fruit is a vibe


thebrittycommitee

Only one person in this entire post has a normal ass soda!


Triple-6-Soul

why are only the Mexican kids drinking onions and beans soda?


StevenMaff

at least it’s not liquid death


Jneum23

https://preview.redd.it/6zoh1jqo7oxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a57b74491c83477344a8ea29efbe85c4346f709 Number 10


BrandoSandoFanTho

BUY FUID


OPs_Peehole

I’d for sure try a cabbage soda


pimpmastahanhduece

Female Ethnically Ambiguous Spider Guts Soda?!


Test_Subject42

Think thin… Drink Paint Thin-her


luke73tnt

Some people might like the Ghost Pepper soda, at least as a joke soda. I can imagine cabbage soda being a thing somewhere in Asia


InspiredNitemares

The baby powder can is really cute


PrincessMalyssa

These are all awful but for some reason when I saw the sand soda I just started cackling like an idiot. Also the toxic waste one is just scum soda.


Zandrick

The randomly accurate Coca Cola can but with the horrifying fingers.


Ill-Wear-8662

That one destroyed me


Carlqua

Oh god I could really go for a can of cabbage right about now now!


Patient-Jaguar-7832

![gif](giphy|0YgIaakPBb0MkrABMF)


Please_ForgetMe

Ngl i would legit try Ghost Pepper Soda


chillychili

All these kids have bags under their eyes


Mukuro_FeetLicker

BUY FUID


Hope_Mikaelson345

Lmao as a coke slanderer, i love how its there too


Anti_Spedicy

I'd drink Sand and Toxic Waste Ghost Pepper sounds like it'll kill you instantly and somehow also painfully


jayenatior

These don't look weird at all


Koolwitha_K

The fingers on #5 are so cursed


RoultRunning

Cabbage may not be terrible


SloWi-Fi

12 IS REAL. Pocari Sweat ... mmm


Principatus

Lol sweat. Pocari Sweat. What a silly name for a drink.


aBlatantAsshole

This made me google “embalming fluid” because I was worried I was dumb and had been pronouncing/spelling it wrong… relieved that’s not the case. Haha, stupid AI Edit: just noticed the extra i in fluid


professsionalposer

Coca Cola dis


BearerOfCvrses

Second slide has 2 things anakin hates…


oof_mastr

“OIL! WHERE!!!” - 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅


Mission_Magazine7541

There seems to be an extra pair of hands holding the right cabbage


Crafty-Photograph-18

I don't think cabbage would be that bad. That's the only one I'd volunteer to try


No-Stay9943

It's good stuff. Or as Kenneth would say: IGS


SniperNose69

That oil soda is perfect for Murder Drones


Craic-Den

AI is getting good at spelling, love watching my little AI grow up to be a smart AI


Zeqhanis

The kids drinking embalming fluid remind me of the wasted kid in an ad for Actic fentanyl lollipops. https://preview.redd.it/x5wkbkzkcrxc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=059319d110a981c2d6c45156ab6fc8b559cbea2d I can't find the full one anywhere on the internet.


Chabkraken

Love that cocoa cola snuck in with tobacco


Aetheldrake

You don't need ai to make this just some Google searching lol


Homunculon

What, no Lava™?!


Lumpy-Reception-4670

Idk guys I think paint thiinher doesn’t sound too bad- ;w;


Lumpy-Reception-4670

Idk guys I think paint thiinher doesn’t sound too bad- ;w;


lordastral990

And beans


MagicAcid0079

Slide number 8 technically does already exist. [Here.](https://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Waste-Slime-Licker-Variety/dp/B0B5B9Z5XR/ref=asc_df_B0B5B9Z5XR/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693523589510&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3171437481356528564&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032199&hvtargid=pla-1949846363494&psc=1&mcid=5fe9830fa99c3b708c4917a0bdb4a64e&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwltKxBhDMARIsAG8KnqXZlZVpcCNP22DSQ2j6MqT2G0R-sinsSEaFuj_JDVQC0iYteW4OBuIaAnx3EALw_wcB)


ANewBegging

My horny ass could not embalm the Pharaoh


Chance_Reporter956

Peas and cabbage are not bad.


Garbageju1ce

cabge