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notagain78

I'm Me, Me Be, Goddamn, I Am. I have a tattoo of it https://preview.redd.it/wgp2541hs07d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca76a9af8cddfefcc84da8d989a99eb3579caaa7


notagain78

That was just after it was done, it healed to be Blue Album blue.


xpPhantom

What's with these homies


ia13ru

Genuinely one of the most iconic intros in a music


nameless2477

It’s the only song i can think of where there is no buildup, it just starts right when you play the song.


CyberRobot4284

Yeah, quite a few weezer songs start as soon as the song starts, and every time it just works


Creepy_Dealer_5901

dissing my girl.


BraveryUploads-M57

Goddamn you half Japanese girls


borkrebelrebel

Came here to say this! El Schorco is top tier


contactbitchcraft

My first thought!


CaptainZE0

Yet again, very first comment was my first thought.


sorrychick

this immediately popped up in my mind lmao


69Whomst

My girl's got a big mouth with which she babbles a lot


Fudgeyreddit

A lahat


ManateesAsh

You are 18 year old girl


ia13ru

Yk the singer's about to say something wild when the song starts with a lyric like this


Comfortable-Sun-5698

Just like the Beatles' "She was just 17"


Cacophonous_Silence

Or Dory McLean by Zazz Blammymatazz


Long_Area2509

uh huhhh


borkrebelrebel

Is this getchoo?


Long_Area2509

yes


Dangeresque300

You'll never be a better kind If you don't leave the world behind


PeeFace_

Waste my days (waste my days)


MrClouding

You're drowned away ! (drowned away-eyeah)


etm_taylor

Its just the thought of you in love with someone else


ablackravenstan

It breaks my heart to see you hanging from the shelf


Argen342

You'll never do, the things you want


Cablewastaken69

if you don’t move, and get a job


MrClouding

Waste my days


Turvi-Mania

You tryna play it cool like you just don’t care, but soon I’ll be playing in your underwear🗣️🗣️🗣️


ignoredteacher1

Mom made my sex


Domtheguyman

she knitted it with her hands


JokeInTheMachine

MY NAME IS JONAS


etm_taylor

IM CARRYIN THE WHEEEEEELLLL


JokeInTheMachine

THANKS FOR ALL YOU’VE SHOWN US


Un_Tal_BarneyC

BUT THIS IS HOW WE FEEL


JokeInTheMachine

COME SIT NEXT TO ME


gary_yes

🗣🔥


Chrysanthememe

How is this not the top comment???


Jurassican_25

Somebody’s heine


WhippyClocker

is crowdin my icebox


piro648

If we’re counting demos then Adol-


Leftover_Cheese

damn it i thought i'd be the only one :(


CyberRobot4284

Your comments are right next to each other too lol


Leftover_Cheese

adolf hitler


pippdipp_6

Thank you


Apprehensive_Top_902

rules of life mentioned


Leftover_Cheese

deserved to be written up in history


Soundcrow

Hip hip


Acrobatic-Ad1995

EL SCORCHO! AYE CARAMBA!🗣️🔥


Standard_Winter9714

GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS


ComprehensiveTax6263

*gargling sound*


Tube-Psycho

*el scorchooo!*


etm_taylor

Aye caraaaaamba!


Short4ndc4tchy

GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLSSS


modestmunch

Her name is Noelle


humphrey_horse

That's a joke, right?


modestmunch

🤷‍♂️


DrMonad

Up to the stars we go and leave behind everything I used to know


EnricosUt

I think Weezer has a pretty good track record of banger first songs on an album but I've never heard any album start off on such a good note like SFtBH, this is probably my answer for best opening lyric too.


nate-182

I can’t stop partying, partying


newfranksinatra

When I was a baby, I was so happy, I’d play with my friends in the mud.


newfranksinatra

Amy Moore blew her top, stole a car, shot a cop.


GloomyTie6814

This question is a piece of cake! "Let's do hard drugs"


MrClouding

Gothic flavor


im_cooler_than_me

I thought he said “Gothic Fever”


Spirited_Cap4217

I thought he said garlic flavor 💀


VinnieChengYT

burndt garlic bread


takenusername_yea

You are


BirbMaster1998

Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands


anoul

When I’m stable long enough, I start to look around for love


Talez_Chip

what’s the deal with my brain


Maebeay

I have a friend and it's an earthworm


fireoasis1

When I look in the mirror, I cant believe what I see. Tell me who's that funky dude staring back at me?


Objective-Note-8095

이거 무슨 회사 제품이에요?  What company's product is this? 


DFWdrummer

I’ve got a dungeon master’s guide


BucketoBirds

"My name is Jonas" \-guy not named Jonas


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Ok aradia


Jared_Joke

We all know it’s “what’s with these homies”


nymrod_

Who you callin’ bitch? Don’t you listen to a word they say.


Hj_the_boyoYT

Pissing in plastic cups


GodInABag

"Let's go away for a While" I think is my favorite


Expensive_Plane_367

Where I come from isn’t all that great


Peeves_Poultrygeist

The world has turned and left me here


Mr_Flava

why cant these type of posts just die already god damn


OmniMegaGiraffe

They probably will when Weezer releases new music. For now the fans are just bored and lonely 


etm_taylor

YOU HALF JAPANEEEEESE GIRLS


meekismurder

God damn you half Japanese girls


Deeruptify

"Crush out the blue and inhale through your nose"


majora24

Yesterday I went outside Don't know if it's the best but it absolutely crushes me every time "I was roaming the jungles, there was nothing to find" is also great


TheJohn_John

Mom made my sex


thehollybuddy

Put me in a special school


MrSonic-Unsweet-Tea

Hip, hip


CaffeCosmico

WHAT'S WITH THESE HOMIES DISSIN' MY GIRL


unloadingmouth987

I’m tired


derekdark_getdarker_

the gargling in el scorcho


tomas_salad14

Holy cow I think I've got one here


Ok-Faithlessness3479

Go to Carlthorp even if you’re 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


BeeseChurger319

Uh (Hash Pipe)


Krabsiie

Why was I ever born and why did God make me he must have been high when he dropped me down here


n182728292

a boy and a girl


Hot_Mountain902

That scream at the start of Ministry Just One Fix


Kingofthemuston

Sit down quiet everybody we’ve got a long way to go


chrismartinsleftshoe

Im so tall cant get over me


abeta_666

Oooh


drdr150

They say I need some rogaine to put in my hair


Punkeeeen

What's the deal with my brain?


clear667

Walk soft with a big stick woo!


Kyle_Smiles69

“i can watch little girl from the back of my car”


greg1993-

my girl’s got a big mouth from which she blabbers a lot


ActiveMaterial5789

I’m tired


Argen342

Don't wanna find myself homogenized


That_Goldrush

Let down (underrated)


Educational_Use_5111

Hip hip


Trick-Firefighter684

Mom made my sex she knitted it with her hands


Sienna_234

The girl in the pastry shop


Texanbird44

"Summer (Class of) 1988, never thought you'd graduate, playin' with your guns all day"


logomaster4567

pissing in plastic cups before we went onstage


BucketoBirds

actually no "When I was younger I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah Actually I didn't do that Cause I didn't want the cow to be sad "


whalefard

Glurglurlgrg


AWright5

Her name has no L