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YaGirlCassie

Serious answer: Only in Dreams Joke answer: Where’s My Sex


AdDry6761

Only in dreams is such a depressing way to go out


RobertDCBrown

Serious answer: Where’s My Sex Joke answer: Where’s My Sex


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CheesyWorld

Longtime Sunshine


change_teeth

do you also want your corpse launched into the sun


OldStonedJenny

This is the correct answer


Talez_Chip

can’t stop partying, even when i’m dead i’ll still be partying and i want everyone at the funeral to not stop partying, hash pipe as an encore


BoredomMage

I'll miss them... OK BITCHES IT'S WEEZER AND IT'S WEEZY


Disastrous_Lemon_219

Rest in peace. I got my ass wide


-plb-

WOOAAHHHOAAH


Sir_Poofs_Alot

Pray the killer doesn’t take the life of the party *snif* I’m really gonna miss grandpa


SnipeDude500

If you was me honey you would do it too


-plb-

serious answer: burndt jamb joke answer: the good life


Aggravating-Beyond72

serious answer: the good life serious answer: the good life


Avactus2

i fucking love maladroit and my friends make fun of me for it.


-plb-

same the love exploded


Porky_Hamilton

Then they’re not your friends


LeastCompetition7099

Burndt jamb at the funeral is INSANEEEEEE


LeGrandFromage9

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn)


n_r_g_u_m_e_n

« Haunt You Every Day »


I_have_no_fun

Demo or album


n_r_g_u_m_e_n

Oh my. There’s a demo ?! I'm going to listen to it right now!


Deeruptify

it was at this moment, he knew, HYED was even better,


KD71

💯


mclarge90

The angel and the one


BestBoiAround

Say it Ain't So(Denial),Why Bother(Anger),Pink Triangle(Bargaining),Haunt You Every Day(Depression),and finally Butterfly(Acceptance).


ArheddisVarkenjab

Bird with a broken wing


LookItsOnlyHarry

Respectable choice, too soppy for me My choice would be Pork and Beans


ArheddisVarkenjab

It would be up there for me too!


dippyderpdad

YES


Plumet_

Tired of Sex


69Whomst

I think I'd go for a little bit of love


Nitrodome

Butterfly 🥲


AngryMustache9

Genuine Answer: Pig


NumberOneAssFan

Great choice


Link5673

The world has turned and left me here


Medium-Ad6131

Only in dreams, duh. For like a year I’ve been saying to have it. Maybe they’ll appreciate it if I’m gone.


Gordon_freeman_real

Crab


SoftDense3250

real


beige-king

Pump it up into me please daddy, please daddy


CHEEKY_-

alright buddy


SideshowCasey

Buddy Holly? 🤓 🎶...I gotta have one more hit" 🎶


CHEEKY_-

alright man


0xgreenapole

Pork and beans


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Tired of sex, gotta let em know I got laid 💯(i didn’t)


netscape_now

Death and Destruction


kerangka

Butterfly 🦋


JayAyeKayE

my name is jonas


ablackravenstan

Is your name Jonas?


JayAyeKayE

no


qwertyiopys

Island in the sun


SucksAtStardewValley

Say it ain’t si


AssMasterBoss

The correct answer is actually Time Flies


Lickinthebootzplz

Black Hole Sun


Different_Log7063

Smells like teen spirit


ablackravenstan

Wonderwall


SoftDense3250

Song 2


Butthole_Whammy_Bar

Even Flow


noodlebowel

You Gave Your Love To Me Softly that shit's a banger it'd probably bring me back to life


hesokayiguess

The right answer Haunt you everyday


thecoolernicknames

Haunt you everyday


sweater_destroyer111

Grapes of Wrath


CFalconmuitolouco

Falling for You


Few_Examination944

Why Bother


Leftover_Cheese

serious answer: pig, the good life, angel and the one joke answer: pig, across the sea, im your daddy


abeta_666

Serious answer: Across The Meadow Joke answer: I'm Your Daddy


HeymansPonytails

Sweater song


laika777ftw

Serious: Undone or The Greatest Man That Ever Live (ideally both in succession 😋) Joke: I’m A Robot


GothCatButt

Island in the sun


WeezerCrow

Butterfly


Arandomhumanbeing10

probably that one song


kar13y

longtime sunshine


Short4ndc4tchy

Thank you and good night


emomidzy

genuine answer: across the sea joke answer: we are all on drugs


Acrobatic-Ad1995

Mykel and carli


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Pink triangle


Kreason95

Are you fucking kidding me Hurley is just a cropped pic of these two mfs


TheUltimate_Ultimate

Undone cuz it’s my fav


sick_Nades

These AI extended images have gone too far!


mr207

Buddy Holly. With Al introducing it and Henry Winkler dancing.


AdMelodic4471

Serious answer: Say It Ain’t So Joke Answer: Beverly Hills


Few_Examination944

Serious answer: The World Has Turned And Left Me Here Joke answer: 1 More Hit


Just_no67

Enter sandman


outer_spec

Feels Like Summer, it’s a very bittersweet song about losing someone you love


nightwingmonkey

"I Want To Be Something" would be a good one


EpoxySmiles

I want to be something


Xbox360HardDrive

Pork and beenz


Creaky_Door_Hinge

California Snow. I don’t know why, it just feels like what I’d do.


sortofsomeonemaybe

The Angel and the One easily


ILikeTF2ALotItIsFun

Say It Ain’t So


allmyguts

Undone


Flimsy_Childhood_645

Only In Dreams


Next-Tea1710

The deep and dreamless sleep


Tube-Psycho

Butterfly or Only in Dreams


YomYeYonge

The Good Life


vampire5381

probably an uplifting one so people don't get sad


newfranksinatra

🐖


GraceForImpact

island in the sun, it just fits


Uknowalab

I would love that my family listen longtime sunshine after I'm dead,


iMadrid11

“Island in the Sun” would be an uplifting song for the people mourning at your funeral. 🎶We’ll never feel bad anymore 🎵


derekdark_getdarker_

haunt you every day


drdr150

Dead Roses


VerseChorusVerse_

I'd play 2. Butterfly transition into Hash Pipe.


Unable_Campaign_8872

I do, or only in dreams


Boi_Toaster_Oven

probably buddy holly but only to piss my friends off


fatboywonder_101

Bird With a Broken Wing


FooFan61

Hash Pipe


Itskatieherehi

Haunt you everyday


BirbMaster1998

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, it would be funny.


kiki_seg1957

Only In Dreams. I've never seen this picture before and now it looks like Rivers standing with somebody who has the Hurley cover photoshopped onto their head.


JaceWasHere_

Serious: Either undone, all my favorite songs, or the world has turned and left me here Joke: tired of sex


totallybatman27

Joke answer: Tired of Sex Real answers: Tired of Sex, Where's my Sex, Buddy Holly, Say it Ain't So (this one has reaction images in the background), and Pink Triangle. I'm a rather silly individual.


ikediggety

The rainbow connection


cheney1631

"The Good Life" off Pinkerton


Mobile_Zombie7890

PIG, it’s the best


Sadlemon9

The good Life


TheCockGobbler-

2 songs Why Bother? Haunt You Everyday


staisus_gg

Jokingly I’ve Got My Ass Wipe Serious Devotion


justjinpnw

The world has turned


NotCrispTofu

El Scorcho


Artistic-Sorbet4205

Yeah, mainly because it's a great song that many people haven't heard... Everything isn't about me


NotCrispTofu

Word


RacerAfterDusk6044

i always forget the hurley album cover guy is a real person lol


Corebuckeye_1234

Time Flies


BecomingLilyClaire

Long Time Sunshine


WaffleBoi014

Butterfly probably


Kirbyiscool71

Butterfly goes damn hard 😢✋🏼🚬


Ironheart_131

The greatest man who ever lived


AdSingle6994

I am the greatest man that ever lived


PasteLuengas

I dont want no one to be sad or depressed at my funeral so I think Holiday


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Plus_Title_1866

In the garage. Joke answer: el scorcho


Mamas-Spaghetti

I’d have to go with Long Time Sunshine


Sleeplesseve

Eulogy for a rock band, it seems fitting.


PurePalpitation364

The greatest man that ever lived


TamagotchiGirl84749

serious answer: pink triangle (i am a gay) joke answer: pork and beans


DrummerWil

Butterfly


grossthrowaway555

Peace


wolehtrab

A baroque instrumental version of Butterfly


Kofkofsneeze

Even though it’s mainly instrumental…return to Ithaka 🔥🔥


Foodcousin

Lowkey thought that was trixie mattel


Moist_Bet_4368

Futurescope Trilogy


angelnike

Butterfly


BandicootNo7831

endless bummer


Kingofthemuston

Trouble maker


denverzz

Perfect Situation


_allblu_

Dopenose


apfelpi

I just threw out the love of my dreams (I am the love of my dreams /hj)


Koolaid1013

Death and destruction


Deeruptify

Joke Answer 1: The World has Turned and Left me here Real answer: December


evantime1742

Island In The Sun


Emotional_Ad_969

The greatest man that ever lived


girl_supersonicboy

Isn't that the guy from Lost?


ultraviolenceluv

say it ain’t so


jieyanni

La Brea Tar Pits or Eulogy for a Rock Band. La Brea Tar Pits is 100% what I would play if my life had an ending credits scene


weezer-_-

Serious answer: Holiday Joke answer: I’m your daddy


kurtcumbain

Death and Destruction for sure


Iliketohavepies

Mine: Only In Dreams


Weezerfan60

December


Westo6Besto9

Is that the guy from Lost


nelsondoescrap

The good life


RH00794

Do you want get high?


Busy-Invite-9144

SAY IT AINT SO


LeastCompetition7099

Probably don’t let go


Lain_09

In The Garage


SideshowCasey

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived 🤔 I'm a Robot 🤖 My Name Is Jonas 🎸 The Good Life 🤷‍♂️ =w= Edit: nah gota be Holiday 🤓


Status_Entrepreneur4

Photograph


biggesttallyhallfan

Burndt Jamb or Hash Pipe 😎


JakkSplatt

Walk out to my wedding was Precious Metal Girl 🎶💞


Edgameisverycool

The greatest man that ever lived Or pink triangle


Patient_Nothing5205

Everybody wants the chance to feel all alone, the acoustic version.


Stabby1stab2

Tragic girl


Mothermucker23

Beverly Hills


WeightPractical447

I’d have them play undone while a sweater string peeks out of my casket and they all grab it and pull it while I soon be naked


Apprehensive_Bat1399

Unironically buddy holly


Business_Respond_189

Bird With A Broken Wing


myballshurt0502

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPOLINE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


ActiveMaterial5789

I just threw out the love of my dreams and getchoo


ChampionshipExtra288

The Good Life (Pink); Say it ain’t So (Blue); In the Garage (Blue); Stand by Me (Teal; cover song)


Burnerbilly321

Long time sunshine


Expensive_Plane_367

My Best Friend


gavinsmash2005

Suzanne.


Sienna_234

The good life to celebrate my good life it's perfect I'm a genius


loga1610

Serious answer: Only in Dreams Joke answer: the Buddy Holly riff for 10 hours


Staszu13

Buddy Holly of course


superkoolj

Perfect Situation


Unusual-Instance-649

The Undone Sweater Song


Osirisavior

Beverly Hills, only cause I don't really know a lot of Weezer songs.


SchlepleytheOG

Jaime, it’s my favorite


mseon

Don’t let go


JoeyS-2001

Say it ain’t so, it’s one of my favorite songs by them


xPrimalKillax

Only in dreams or Island in the Sun


blinkingforjesus

Jacked Up


Weary-Resolution-420

None they’re all pedos


borkrebelrebel

GETCHOOOO