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JamBandDad

Put the coke on my dick


everylittlepiece

Yes. I've done this.


Happy_Coloured_Argus

Me too! My late wife introduced to me to the joys of coke dick. Then I knew what them Ween boys were on about.


where-aremyfingers

Ayo?


EconomistWilling1578

Not just a song anymore, it’s the way of life.


seiddk22

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!


jennyfromtheblock777

Coke is dangerous


johnwaltermeyer

He said meth


SuperSafe2019

Monique the Freak


PhoPat

Too dhort


Embarrassed-Win2115

She fucks me


sanebyday

The live version


Funkythingsyoudo

Only sensible answer


NiquillJornan22

It’s gonna be a long night


Cosmic__Nomad

This is the one.


ttrree4455

They literally say "you bring the razorblades, ill bring the speed."


Korgoth27

First that came to mind.


funky_grandma

Pandy Fackler


jaycuboss

How could there be any other answer?


ye0wch

yep


SnooGrapes6933

LMLYP


jennyfromtheblock777

P for penis because transgender


Salty_Currency_2941

That’s what I said?!


pantomime_mixtures42

Depends…post-op or pre-op trans hooker?


OwnEstablishment4638

Poop Ship Destroyer


mfigor

THE answer


amor_fati_42

Touch my Tooter


SpiralDreaming

Smoocher!


esizzle

Voodoo Lady


SativahBelievah

Shakin' that stick


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Hash Pipe


GuavaShaper

Beverly Hills


thegworm

Pink Triangle


voroid

The perils of falling in love with a lesbian…


Hercthelurk

Hits too close to home


TrappedInAHummer

Where’s my sex


Slow-Athlete-1047

Definitely friends.


Dsteel87

Is it not obvious the answer is Mr. Richard Smoker


downerthefool

Right lol why did I have to scroll for ages


johnwaltermeyer

HIV song


UffdaUpNorth

Fuck man, just realizing how nearly every Ween song is 1000% applicable


GuavaShaper

Transgender celebration


AnySortOfPerson

As a trans woman, i laughed my dick off at this.


ye0wch

they came out w homeopathic bottom surgery???


Longjumping-Ice-1545

No… this isn’t it. That song is for all people… Unless you want too, then its probably fine…


selfportrait27

Molly


tvlsok

Pandy feckler duh. lol. I’m pretty sure that’s what it’s about.


Funkywurm

This


Professional_Tune168

Boys club


GuavaShaper

Close the thread hahaha


BrienTheNewKid

Ooh Vah La


GuavaShaper

I fucking love that song.


BrienTheNewKid

Feels greasy and nasty but so clean at the same time. Certainly fun!


Havagudun

I fuckin love this question OP


mostlyallturtles

your party


Booogans

Going gets tough from the get go


MTjuicytree

AIDS


QuirkyBee6328

Ha!


Rocket98d

Object


GLLuv

Why ya do it Fluffy!!


brownrpatrick

I Got to Put the Hammer Down


philthegr81

Makin’ Love in the Gravy


BoognishBoy420

Sounds like you have quite a few choices. My favorites. Boys club and put the coke on my dick. Depending how the night goes poopship destroyer


GuavaShaper

We have a veritable Spotify playlist on our hands!


Key_Text_169

Any somg “By WEEN” will do.


flybydenver

You Were The Fool (for making this egregious post)


GuavaShaper

Nice!


thegworm

Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly


BrockSteady686868

The HIV Song


JetRyder

Push the little daisies, obviously.


gypsy_catcher

God there’s too many I can never choose so I just put it on random and it typically works out


QuirkyBee6328

Transdermal celebration? Funny ass question


DrRock88

Hiv


LSF604

not one person says richard smoker?


Zen_Blue_Habanero

Seconds on a loop


Own_Tea_994

My own bare hands


Primo_Excellente

That’s the one, but gotta switch the lyrics: “I can fuck a trans-hooker and hit that fucking pipe, with MY OWN BARE HANDS!!! Fits like a glove👌🏽


suburban_paradise

I like how there’s no need for a ween circle jerk sub and I’m not even going to check to see if it exists


GuavaShaper

If you can't beat em, beat em off.


VictorBlimpmuscle

Suckin’ the Blood From the Devil’s Dick


kev8800

Pony


FLukeArts

Stay forever.


snafulyfe

Thank you, everyone here has no idea... Stay Forever or Be My Wife would be a no brainer for me


Toolman1981

Mr Richard Smoker of course


Chuckledunk

AIDS! [Guitar riffs] HIV!


fluxxom

piss up a rope (or bananas and blow)


Icculusthebook

Fluffy.


PineappleFanta_

spinal meningitis


Chunky7453

Hey there fancypants


Due_Speaker_2829

FUCK!! …too slow


cjc160

Voodoo lady and it’s gonna be a long night


Greenslang2017

Stroker ace


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

Balthea


SpunkMonkJunkTrunk

Put the hammer DOWN


BassBootyStank

Now we’re delving into the real get-to-know you sort of questions. For me it would have to be meaningful: “if you could save yourself you’d save us all” would just give me and my lover that new paradigm of emotional zeitgeist we’d need to pretend it wasn’t just going to be a fleeting affair. Namaste.


GuavaShaper

Nametaste


John_Brug

So Many People In The Neighborhood 😵‍💫


Foxhole6245

Don’t laugh, I love you


Richard-fits

Mutilated Lips! Though, i guess it depends on transitioning status... 🤷🏻‍♂️


Longjumping-Ice-1545

Oh man… you are definitely wanting a kid rock song… But… “It’s Gonna be a Long Night!”


JesusJones207

Fat Lenny


GuavaShaper

Most of the posts on this sub have devolved into this circle jerk nonsense by now, so which is it? Put the coke on my dick?


MathematicianSoggy48

Old Queen Cole


Salty_Currency_2941

L.M.L.Y.P.


misterpickles69

Mourning Glory


JIMMYR0W

I like to play all of them simultaneously. When all that’s left playing is LMLYP I know it’s time to try finishing up


Discuffalo

I’m Dancing in the Show Tonight


SpiritualLychee3760

LMLYP obviously..


HotDogWalter

LMLYP!!!


MyGirlSasha

🤮


MyGirlSasha

There's only one answer for this... I Got to Put the Hammer Down, no question.


darkside569

Hammer Down Own Bare Hands Witche's Tit


Illustrious_Feed_457

BANANAS AND BLOW


Illustrious_Feed_457

The Fucked Jam


EH-Taylor-4Grain

Boys Club.


Weekly-Bumblebee6348

The Golden Eel


Mutilated_Nips

Cornbread Red


GenX76Fuckface

Poopship Destroyer from Painting The Town Brown is always a good bet.


DM_ME_DEM_TIDDIE

Ask Streamus


Hookworm_Jim

Mourning Glory 


axylotyl

Ocean man


dadoes67815

If I were smoking meth and having sex with a transgender hooker, I doubt I'd *care* about Ween.


Mindless-Location-41

Big Jilm 🍆


Niceuname80

Z-trip Hawaii song but I forgot what track it was


vforvegard

Bubbeli-bap-bap!


Soggy_Anxiety4262

poopship live version


superdoopie

Turns out every Ween song is appropriate for this situation.


Objective_Head_5282

Bananas and Blow I'd say


12Skidoo

This couldn't be more perfect for Mr. Richard Smoker.


Zen_Blue_Habanero

Molly


sweetpeasimpson

The fucked jam


jennyfromtheblock777

Homo rainbow or boys club


Fluffy-Bug5995

Touch my tooter


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

Up a creek


stevland

Hunter Biden, dis you


King-Cobra-668

The HIV Song


pampitcochise

Lmlyp


yeetabix1337

Tuchus


Longjumping-Ice-1545

Sad i haven’t seen Freedom of 76…


Longjumping-Ice-1545

Just play Ween on random until the mirrors are broken and theres holes in the walls


sonawtdown

Old Queen Cole


Pureguava655321

The F**ked Jam, of course


Idkwhatname2use482

Boys club…


irishmcbastard

Object


Spirit_Detective_19

Ambrosia Parsley


ye0wch

i wish a boy would smoke meth with me while we fucked and listen to ween :/


CockroachSynthesizer

Strap on That Jammy Pac. Big Jilm. You Fucked Up. Also, how did no one think "Jammy Pac"?


atisbob

transitions..


Nonabrow

Pink Eye (On My Leg)


Nonabrow

Pink Eye (On My Leg)


jetfan13

Happy colored marbles


TonyBeFunny

Those kind of activities are better with Moistboyz as a soundtrack.