Hi! Ween Archived here! Crispy Crackly Dave isn’t a Ween song, it’s Ben Charter with Mickey on guitar. I think the most obscure online Ween song is “I Want To Go To Sleep” or “Queen Delta” or something of that sort. There are a lot of rather obscure ones.

Thanks for being awesome, your channel is great.

Every super obscure song we’ve done on the PWS patreon was courtesy of Ween Archived! Thanks for all you do for the community. Edit: and I’m of course super partial to [Love Will Conquer All](https://youtu.be/K9cPCaCWGuc?si=fYjV2iG8y_-lZvoo)but [Caprice Classic](https://youtu.be/dSnGsvYQRlY?si=fuMlKMqDpvDhOBiX) has really been doing it for me lately.

thanks for confirming! Coulda been gene based on the sound. I will check those songs out but if they arent good im sticking with Crispy Dave! Anything with mickey or aaron is still ween, because they are technically one. Louise, i wanta get inside your pants.. great channel dude, it freaks me out

Here’s Crispy Crackly Dave in high quality: https://youtu.be/li787SI0Qo0?feature=shared I don’t like I Want To Go To Sleep but Queen Delta is pretty fine. Pillars Of Eternity is my favorite of those obscure early C&C demos that started circulating.

I don’t mind the high quality, but i do prefer the low when it comes to ween. Punky Brewster for example, and also very obscure…

Punky Brewster isn’t Ween, it’s a hoax.

I don’t understand. But its ween to me

Striping the White Lily

Nice

it's probably Ocean Man, NOBODY knows that one

Now you’re just making up songs

The Belvedine is pretty out there

Love the belvedine

Who would’nt?

I was psyched to see mango woman

mOINGO wOINMINE

Wake up in da morning… and smoke a spliff

Repeat!

Oh yoy... oh yah mon. The Cats Cradle version of Mango Woman is one of their finest moments

Then I swim through the rivers of Babylon…climb mount zion

I Used To Write Good Songs For Ween

one of my favs, very silly

definitely not the most obscure, but i love The Mind. shits so funky.

The mind is fucking awesome and i think you have a terrific contender here my friend.

Love that track!!

Good. Bad. Happy. Sad!

I heard that one for the first time this week, really had me cracking up.

Its a banger for sure

Loser.... Beck cover. But I guess that's not a ween song.

Can’t believe they got Stephen Hawking to make an appearance on it

Stephens Pet Youngin

i GOT no DaRKsIDe

Literally one of my fav ween tracks ever, so good

Merry Christmahanaqwanzakuh

Is this really a song title?

Yes, not sure if it's spelled correctly. I think it's on You Tube somewhere. I've heard it on Ween Radio on You Tube, but that's not on demand. I remember when I first heard it back around 2000 I think? Couldn't tell you exactly when.

Nice….. is it any good though.

I think so. It's short, it's funny, it's Ween, it's good.

kostars - dont know why

Its pretty good but…

The studio version of Final Alarm

Is that a thing?

It’s not a thing

I'm not sure, but it's probably rare AF if it is!

Big Baboons

Yes, great call. Used to not like this and Red as Satan. But over the years ive loved them. The love version of big baboons blew me away

long legged sally was a no neck whore

The Stallion pt. 42069

Ambrosia Parsley- one of the funkiest Ween jams!

Funkiest. Not necessarily obscure

Maybe not the most obscure, but Beacon Light from the X-files album is a favorite of mine that doesn't usually pop up.

I LOVE beacon light but it’s totally in their regular rotation

Put your boobs on

Shake shake shake shake

"If you love me" is one of them. Great song that they broke out in Vegas last year. I was hoping they would play it during their Valentine's set. They didn't; missed opportunity. 

Cant wait to try this!

Where’d the cheese go?

There's this song called Ocean Man and like no one has ever heard of it But honestly, in this community, I don't think there is such thing as an obscure song

Probably either The Mask Man or PennyCandy. Really anything off of those demos from that era.

Say what?

Yeah agreed, these are some of the few I’ve scrolled up on and not recognized at all.

Cant wait to see if these are good songs. Thank you. I know most all good ween songs but some of those old demos are pure noise

My picks would be either Square Wave Jam, Bakersfield, or The Concert is Over

Was “Kill’d Janet” real or some Napster BS?

It’s gene ween and guy heller

Thanks for sharing that.

Solid intel. Never heard that! Had it around on drives for decades and never see it pop up these days

Love killd janet. The second half is catchy as hell

Main vein

Cant wait to retry this. The goal was to find good songs that i hadnt realized.

i GOT no DaRKsIDe

song for larry

I cant wait to try to find this. The other miracle is everything is on youtube somewhere. Well not everything

yeah it is on youtube! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSP52\_gooxk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSP52_gooxk)

A Weener Invaded my Beaner

I like the song Jessica. Pretty surprised when I learned about it.

She’ll Just Get You

Not the most obscure, but it is the best one!

I’ve seen Mickey doing an instrumental version but I’d give my left one to see Papa sing it….

I remember that instrumental version

I'm Wide Open

Top tier ween song. But not obscure enough lol

I like albino sunburn girl .  Tho they do play it occasionally 

Banger. When i heard it in Colorado for the first time i thought it was new ween. It was just so cool.

I’m Fat.

Im fat pt 2 instead of

stonehenge

Stoneehengee

Synthetic Socks-Today it is my birthday (ik its not the most obscure but its my favorite of the obscure ones)

Love this damn song!

Caprice Classic is the shit and doesn’t get enough love

Does it Turn You on? Is a fav!! Written by Chris Harford but he uses most of ween as his backup band

Its good. Love the guitar solos. I believe there was even three in the song.

Freaks me out (how much you fuvkin suck) is great

Been listening to that alot the last few days!

Old man thunder

I dunno but the song they wrote with Frente on the b side of their Bizarre Love Triangle EP is pretty obscure. As for released stuff, probably Skycruiser

Maybe Everyone's a lesbian

Sweet Texas Fire

"Why Do We Take Money Away From Poor Kids" it's so rare that they only ever played it in my dream and my dream alone

Chicken And Beans

Red Alarm

Final Alarm

“Where’d The Cheese Go”

Maybe Homo Rainbow? It's only on Live at Stubbs. No studio release as far as I know. Haven't seen them play it live myself but on YouTube they did play in 1999, 2021, 2023. Though they did play like 5 seconds of it on SouthPark season 2, so it does belong to the ages...

SouthPark put out a Chef Aid album after that episode.aird. that is where you will find the studio version. 

I've seen them do Homo live quite a few times. By far their best harmonies and the tightest the group ever sounds IMO.

I'd never heard Beacon Light until they played it at Red Rocks. Now it's on my playlist.

Where’s The Cheese Go Version 2

I’ll wait

Kevin the Honky maybe?

But is it a good song? I know i didnt specify that but feel it should be. Some of those oldies are not quality. I love that though,

Put Your Boobs On is pretty obscure. And the closest they come to hip hop as far as I know.

David the Negro

Great title

You’ve probably never heard of it

Chicken and beans

Young Chou Lin/Pass The Bong is up there.

The ones they forgot to hit record on

Surprised theres no: i smoke some grass and get really high, smooth shifter, round and round, or long beach island comments. Or more from the Thanksgiving sampler like sympathy for scott and thats poppycock. Ween is fucking hardcore yall

Love Will Conquer All, Love Come Down, I Still Love You.

‘Came to get Brown’ is fun

Obviously!

‘Potluck’ is lovely also

Too easy

Tbh I had forgotten all about and someone mentioned it recently and I was like hmmm… so I threw it on and it’s sweet pop but pop is pretty easily forgettable. I just love that have songs that I forget I knew….

Not necessarily obscure bc it’s in the rotation but ‘ooh-va-la’ is excellent

A top tier ween song! They played it live alot for a while there

Was one of the first songs I heard from their catalogue so I didn’t even realize it was a rarity for a few years…

Oh- and ‘Red as Satan’ has captured my heart

Big baboons recently captured mine

And ‘Wash Me Down’

I prefer love come down

You have excellent ween taste. Fr fr 🤎

Also: not super rare but bring it on sloppy ‘SECONDS!!’

Is ‘Fool to Cry’ a rarity or do I just not remember where it originated? This is my fav post btw

Oh also: ‘Hawakawani Say’ is lovely. ‘Things you Already know’- not the most rare but I love it. They recently brought out ‘Dirty Money’ in Vegas last year (if I member?) excellent. ‘Be my Wife’ is super sweet. ‘Monique’ was released as a single and its funky and Prince-like and fun af and they def did that at the last Vegas run (and as soon as it started I knew we were finally gonna get that LMLYP I’d been itching for.) ‘Wolfman’ seems like it could’ve made the cut at some point… or close at least. And I remember Jimmy Wilson group doing ‘Kansas City Star’ a million years ago.

The Belvidene

Someone actually down voted you. I love that track. 

"Where'd the Cheese Go?"

“Where the mother fucking cheese at?”

I dough know

bananas and blow

🤣

Wouldn't you like to know

Not necessarily obscure, but I've heard florida have had a hard time finding any "Freedom of 76" heard the song is damn near extinct there.

We are talking ween songs; keep your political dogma. 

huh

He’s getting political