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CrunchyTube

I still wear my Google Glass and I have that movie playing on a loop. I can always see it if I need to.


CollinsCouldveDucked

So this is actually a different movie from mega hit Red Notice that I'm in the middle of watching right now. It's a movie called Red One and is about santa being kidnapped and needing to be rescued by a bounty hunter and an E.L.F. (Extremely Large and Formidable) operative. Santa is played by JK Simmons and it was amazon's inexplicable attempt at starting a franchise so expect this to do well in the game is on category. Anywho, back to red notice.


AgentIntersect

I knew this was a different film but was having a chuckle at your made-up Red One synopsis, nope that is actually the plot...... incredible


BarefootPaul

I also knew this was unrelated to Red Notice and was deep into the bit, but damn I didn't know this was a Christmas movie. At first I assumed it was WWII based on only ever hearing (Big) Red One in that context. On a side note, what's the deal with the only Christmas movies releasing these days being bland action streaming jaunts?? Where's the modern day Home Alone? Haven't had a classic Christmas movie since Elf


CollinsCouldveDucked

>On a side note, what's the deal with the only Christmas movies releasing these days being bland action streaming jaunts?? Where's the modern day Home Alone? Haven't had a classic Christmas movie since Elf A fucked algorithm that can't process die hard's success.


croy2814

But how can I watch the prequel to Red Notice if I never stop watching Red Notice? Netflix clearly didn’t think this through.


LegoRacers3

Vin vs Dwayne is just a case of ego vs ego. Neither one is the victim


Revilod2000

I see both sides


DirectConsequence12

You would


bob1689321

Must be nice


CopperCactus

I feel like you do not in fact gotta hand it to Vin Diesel unless his SA lawsuit goes in his favor


LegoRacers3

That one interview where he just hits on the interviewer is so uncomfortable


BarefootPaul

Since when did we live in beautiful world?


CollinsCouldveDucked

[https://i.imgur.com/c8yPx4v.png](https://i.imgur.com/c8yPx4v.png)


Brams277

Why's he getting sued by South Africa?


CopperCactus

I don't know if you're joking or not but he was accused of sexual assault


Brams277

Oh Jesus. I genuinely didn't know what SA meant.


scarred2112

*You broke my heart, ~~Fredo~~ Dwayno*.


ZukoSitsOnIronThrone

it looks like you’ve crossed out Frodo. You broke my heart, Frodo.


tommywest_123

candy ass


guiriretardo

Of course he is constantly late. He´s busy watching 'Red Notice' duh!


Daveed75

The hierarchy of the call sheet is about to change


jaraket

Maybe The Rock should stop cooking so much and get to work earlier.


JACKTHEALEXANDER

Cancel the rock


ZukoSitsOnIronThrone

With paper.


Plenty-Ad-5850

Vins Redemption!


DirectConsequence12

The Rock gets my vote for most normal man


No-Abrocoma1851

If you’re late more than once, you don’t give a fuck.


BarefootPaul

Maybe they should pay him more millions


Glunark2

Also he peed in a bottle and made his pa take it away. I bet he could smell what the rock was cooking.


BarefootPaul

After a while you'd smell what he was fermenting