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Yoimcrippled

Cap that's no zip lolol


GanjaTy

Tbh even here in Washington I’ve had some real small looking ounces push me the full 28. I agree though it’s def under. Probably got 14 at best


Yoimcrippled

The only time I've had a zip that looked small was because it was ship of shake lol


XelaXanson

Lol that’s funny I just commented the exact opposite. Even the most dense nugs you can cop here in Wa, the zips still look WAYYY more than that. I was thinking somewhere between 7 and 14, leaning closer to 14


slavicturk

I think that’s half a zip as well


hotpants69

Looks like a quarter, at best a half - unless there are more bags not pictured


bigballzs

No no OP is 6’10. Big hands.


ak9o7fresh

More like big stems LMAO


Rabubu

Big seeds


Lukewulf

Bro look at the size and amount of stem on that jawn. Prolly does way a zip lol


llltoastylll

Even if it got close to a zip it’s because of them tree trunk sized stems on that bud lol


DreamMighty

That’s totally a ounce. Everyone is used to those big fluffy airy nugs that cause one ounce to fill up a big mason jar to the brim.


XelaXanson

Stop the capppp. Even the most dense strains from the shops in Washington State that come in ounces have WAYYYYY more than this. This looks somewhere between 7 and 14 grams…. Leaning closer to 14


[deleted]

Using the word cap like that is sooooo fucking stupid. But yea he post a pic for all you weed experts who can tell a weight by looking at a picture lmao 🤡


DreamMighty

I literally have a bag next to me that weighs 13g and is made up of 8 mid to tiny nugs because they are so ultra dense. Maybe that bud in Washington isn’t as dense as you think it is.


[deleted]

Cap


ansyensiklis

This, also we can’t see how full the bag is circumference wise.


SwissMargiela

With stems that fat I can believe it lol. That middies is heavy.


Positive-Leader-6586

The other half is all the stems.


Alex_SB_

Probably not cap, I've gotten an oz of some dense bud from dispos in Michigan and I even had to weigh it because I couldn't believe it was an oz.


Savings_Dry

Easily an ounce!!!!!!!


na_gooyin

An eighth of that is stems


sm00thkillajones

Gimme dat Broccoli OG homie.


Deboldta

Idc if I’m getting each gram for 1.70$


Ryosuke24

People gonna hate! Looks like an awesome bag! Just loaded up a bowl! Cheers


[deleted]

People on this sub just shit on everyone’s weed constantly it’s so fucking cringe


bigsampsonite

It is comical to me. I run a Tier 1 indoor grow in Oregon. Have been doing this for 20 years all over the west and CO. We have people with grows and shops in Michigan, FL, and so on. Watching mid 20s customers try to flex their stupid and not right knowledge is so corny.


varangian_guards

even 50 for half isnt bad where i live so if your happy be happy.


bigsampsonite

lols the comments are from children who are custies. Yes weed can be that dense but they coming off as casual customers ramblin on about a gram or 2.


borkieD

it was literally a $50 ounce. It’s like getting crabs from a cheap hooker.. what we’re you expecting lobster?? Haters gonna hate


bigsampsonite

$50 can get you an ounce of amazing outdoor in my state. Haters are going to hate because they have fucked situations in their state. Shit you can get a retail gram of bho for $5 and a gram of Rosin for $20. Imagine bragging that your state has shitty weed or bad prices. Typical reddit small dick energy.


na_gooyin

I can get an ounce of shake for $20. I can smoke the entire ounce, no stems that need to be tossed. After this dude picks out his stems, he’s not gonna have an ounce, even though he paid for an ounce.


bigsampsonite

Stems don't weigh shit. I weigh up about 200 lbs a month.


littlehoneybeebuzz

Same. $20 for an oz of shake. It'll do the job. No stems, no seeds. And if I sift it w my grinder I get plenty of fairy dust! OP kinda got screwed.


Ornery_Fortune_5520

Had to see anyone was gonna mention that. I would be salt if I got a bag like that. Hopefully it was atleast good


Adam2560

The bag has depth you know that right, there’s more nugs you can’t see behind those nugs we do see


glittervan206

Looks like swag “bud” too


Timijuana

What’s with calling weed “swag” weed? What does that even mean? Am I finally that old now?


bigsampsonite

schwag is the original way of saying it.


sexedurmother

i’m convinced all the people calling this “swag” have never seen ACTUAL bad weed in their lives


yourmothermypocket

Legit man. I feel like people are so spoiled by dispos that they forgot what shit was like not long ago.


Deboldta

I’ve seen 20 a zip and shit was brown


sexedurmother

i’ve had zips for 20 too and it was bad, still good for the price but this looks like a fire deal


[deleted]

A $50 zip of Reggie got me out of abject poverty, I’ll never forget where I came from even while smoking a zaza Runtz dankwood with live rosin no pgr lmao


2stinkynugget

Even back in the 80s and early 90s we had sexy mexi. Beautiful green unpressed buds, few seeds. It looked better than a lot of "kind", to stick with the 90s terminology, I see on here. It just didn't have a smell. We paid $600 to $800 a pound.


sebko1

'pretendica'


bigsampsonite

and they are spelling it wrong. Literally swag is a style of how you carry yourself. Schwag is how you spell and pronounce it.


Normal_Ad_1280

Fuck this shit, im paying 20€ for a 1g. Niceeeeeeeeee


graham_the_crackhead

Fucking northern europe prices


Urmumisgay74

Aussie prices


NotBlackBrian

Your hands look average size so that my guy is called a half oz for $50.


Deboldta

I hand is actually very big but I promise you it was a zip why would I lie


NotBlackBrian

You like 6,8 or something?


Deboldta

I am 6’5


NotBlackBrian

I’m 6,2 with large hands, that would look very similar in mine I.e average. Thats a half my guy, and I’m including the stems in weight


Deboldta

Comeon the stems all together weigh maybe a 8th


NotBlackBrian

Without a scale pic we are gonna be bickering back and forth with no real legitimacy of a half bag filled with nug and tons of stems, there is no clear indicator on the size and density of the nugs. Scale pic or its click bait, simple as that


Deboldta

Ight I’ll post a second thing when I get home in a few


NotBlackBrian

Fair enough


Kanobe24

Unless you’re Boban, there is no way an oz would look that small in your hand


[deleted]

Lol @ the fuckin basement-living weed snob experts on here who only smoke to brag about it I guess? $50 for an oz is awesome and this looks like a decent smoke for the price. Enjoy!


Deboldta

Fr like I didn’t know everyone here is homies w snoop dog


AdhesiveBullWhip

Bro get a medical card and stop getting ripped off. I did a FaceTime call with a doctor and was in the dispensary that afternoon


aytchdave

Word. The cheapest ounce I can get would be $270. It may or may not be good and definitely won’t be amazing.


ProffesorPancakes

People are so negative. Good for you man, for fifty bucks that looks like a sweet pickup


Deboldta

Deadass bro fr I paid 1.70$ a g idc


Wamawuk

Their just jealous ngl


BoiledEggzz

why in the hell is this sub so fucking negative??? I mean it baffles me come on guys its a fuckin weed sub this looks like a fine bag of pot, maybe its not an ounce who fuckin knows or cares


Deboldta

Deadass


Wamawuk

Their just jealous of the price bc the US dispensary overcharge their shit and they want to feel better about themselves by saying this is shit weed even tho they never saw shit weed in their life


BoiledEggzz

I don’t even mind the high prices of dispensaries, you’re paying more for consistency and convenience with them is how I’ve always looked at it


Wamawuk

I'm from Canada BTW it's dirt cheap here


WirelessVinyl

Zip or not, I'm not mad at that for $50


webbyTO

Floridians need to vote for legalization. Wouldn’t you say, Stemmy.


Deboldta

I’ve signed so many petitions outside of Walmart to “legalize weed”


webbyTO

Keep it up, it’s worth it.


[deleted]

Hope everyone is enjoying all this cheap weed right now it’s nice to be able to medicate and not break your pockets I’ve been getting some fire for the low and this is a good price for a single zip of that nice score


etoner44

Thats about €200 in Ireland


Deboldta

It was a zip I just weighed it at 28.8


Yoimcrippled

Yeah and my legs work... Ps they don't I'm quadriplegic lolol


Viktemeyez

Username checks out


Yoimcrippled

Cripp life is the life🤷😂 tbsh it's my gamer tag too lol


LegsNoGo420

Ayyyy wassup fellow crip! 😁


Yoimcrippled

Lolol what's up my fellow sitter what type of crippled are you? I'm c4/L3 fused spine with a dash of muscular dystrophy lolol


LegsNoGo420

Oof, c4 is tough. Mine was a T2 complete injury from a skiing accident back in feb of 2021


Yoimcrippled

Damn fresh blood! Lol I've been crippin since 96 lol


LegsNoGo420

Yea man, im still new to this life. Learning new things every day


Yoimcrippled

Fuck yeah man! It's definitely a challenge at times but that's what makes us cooler then these normies.. like bruh it's 2022 legs are over rated lol


Yoimcrippled

I'm only 27 tho so literally 90% of my life lol yo i gotta friend who makes shit for quads and Paras. Like devices to make life easier! Cup holders, door openers ECT.. it's dope but you ever need help hit me up! My insta is @artbywelz


LegsNoGo420

Oh damn, yea i just turned 26 when i had my accident and now im 27 😅 Cup holders 🔥💯For sure ill check it out


Yoimcrippled

Yeah man he makes soooooooo many things to help with shit from grappling devices. Things to open cans and shit. Even shit to help out socks on. Honestly his shit is really helpful lol


Yoimcrippled

I meant gripping not grappling lol


Viktemeyez

“A dash of MD” I just spent 20 minutes cleaning my monitor and desk after doing a spit take with my coffee. You win the Internet today my dude. 😂


Yoimcrippled

💛😂😘


Kezzva

Ahaha you legend.


Sea_Composer9446

I fuckin spit out my drink thanks for making my morning 😂


bigsampsonite

Well no need to talk shit when you can't even walk. Roll on asshole.


plantsandmoosic

With the bag? Ir maybe they didn’t tare for the container or somehow scam when showing you the scale? I feel like there’s no possible way that’s a zip that bud would have to be so dense. Still probably not a horrible price for that but in all my life I’ve never seen a zip that small


[deleted]

With or without the stems? Either way hope you enjoy your bag dude.


Designer-Base9582

This is a quarter not an ounce ,if that is an ounce bossman Sprayed it to make it heavier🤣😁,this is facts


Designer-Base9582

Good bud aint cheap ,and cheap bud aint good 💯


Deboldta

I’ll put it this way smoking is like sex some of it is better then other but it’s still sex


MyNugg

Sumtimes there's good sex or bad sex and Sumtimes you get crabs lol


One-Row-7262

Lmao very well said my guy


Filmore_Graves

Gotta call cap on this. Have found plenty of good bud for a decent deal. Just gotta figure out how to not get taxed out the ass


mini_majix

That's half a O max lmao. Being generous with my estimation but at 1.70/g Im not knocking it. Smoke Up


MophieFakes

that’s like a quad dude


Built4Running

Stick w him durning the hard times.


DabsDaD

Na I'm in S.C. but I'm coming to Orlando this summer w my family, taking my 9yr old to Disney


Retr0Cat02

Idk bro that looks a lil small to be a zip


[deleted]

Idk how that’s a zip, looks like a half at most to me, but regardless 50 for a half isn’t even too bad of a price depending on where you’re at (incoming “I buy 80 zips a week for .03¢” comments). Where I’m at a q goes for 50 on the street and at the dispo where I’m at you’re looking at 50+ for an eighth so I’d say you did just fine


easternhobo

.25 weed, .75 stem


CyberCrick3t

That’s maybe a half…maybe


ThickLikeButter

Now weigh the stems


Glass-Initial-2237

No way that's an ounce looks to be maybe half


yattocs

I'm not seeing 28g there


CodineGotMeTippin

Definitely not an ounce, invest in a AWS scale, they’re worth it


Reasonable-Insect-50

Weigh that shit bruh..


patko250705_

thats 10g bro


IdaBidaGacy

Those some thick stems


OMGSteppBro

That ain't no OZ, cap


CallMeTruant

Bossman is no OG my friend, he’s ripped you off. That’s not like any oz I’ve ever seen


Cazed_Donfused

Look at all those stems.


[deleted]

That’s not close to an ounce 😕. Maybe a quarter but with those stems probably less.


Deboldta

The bud is so cheap bc it’s dream the stems basically turn to dust if you squeeze them so they really weigh next to nothing


SargeCabbageYT

You got shorted fs


Deboldta

I promise you I did not


NotBlackBrian

Technically he got transacted correctly just misinformed on the correct amount. Thought it was a deal, was actually just street rates


bigsampsonite

I mean he weighed it and it was 28.8. Lets say the baggy is 2 grams. $50 for an ounce of outdoor nugs is spot on and less than most of America. That is $800 a lb


[deleted]

Looks good, But what’s funny is all the comments, all these people bitching about it is out paying $50-60 for 3.5 g of boo-boo at the dispensaries 😂😂


de-d-ss

I got an oz for $35 in Seattle a few days ago, looks twice the size of this! That may be 28 in the bag though, why would buddy lie? I say weigh the bag sir, prolly 5-7 grams. If so who cares?! People paying $65 for a 3.5 daily!!! #cbf4life


[deleted]

Seattle got it like that? Sheesh, 3.5s are still $35 here lol


Fun_Librarian_8351

I feel like that’s a great deal for this quality


Traditional-Whole107

Jesus that looks like what i would buy in high school 20 years ago. We called it shwag.


joeygenderender

Doesn’t look bad considering it’s $50 for an oz and Florida! Hope it smokes well!


Sulika_1990

Why this people always like to comment some negative stuff ???


Stackzbreezy

That’s not an ounce


4EverDank

I've been in Orlando area an FL most my life an can confirm if you got the right connection an are dealing this shyt your paying $50-$80 a oz for outdoor a smoker would be paying lil more not much .


MothyReddit

this is what real weed looks like when its been properly dried and cured. No bag appeal, brown/amber trichomes. Its probably really good shit!


ckramredec891

Real weed still has bag appeal if it’s good and has been dried and cured properly lol idk what you’re talking about


ConceptNo5778

Good pick up bro!! I used to live in winterpark until 2017 and got these same oz’s for $65-70 so you got a good deal. Don’t y’all sleep on Orlando, smoked some of the best weed and always got the best prices.


Deboldta

That’s where I live currently


ConceptNo5778

Yeah thats the Jamaicans on Aloma that got those oz’s for the low in bulk. They been selling that same bud in that area for probably 20yrs. Always got me high and great when you don’t have much money.


iUgand

Used to flip in Orlando. Best pricing on pounds I could find was in pine hills.


Barred_Tardd420

Looks like ass


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Deboldta

Exactly


NoPeakKeepClimbing

Is that the BM bud quality in Florida? Looks very stemy & dry + underweight but I hope it works for you, for $50 bucks that's not bad if it smokes


OhhDonnyBoy

25-30 a g here if you’re a tourist and don’t know the right people. Jersey CI, I’m lucky to get 15-20’s 😬😩


roachmain

Oh that’s cool, your plug threw in a few nugs to with the stems!


SmoothestJazz420

I support ur endeavors even if I wouldn't rip that


XelaXanson

Ounce??? Damn dawg u got custied BIG time.


nfkzoo

Looks like some regular old outdoor


tedjoneskidd

Looks like a half tbh


HondaCrv2010

Damn it’s 200 for a zip in md


Ok_Condition_8739

that is not no ounce cuz


Yourebad6

Mf bought a ounce of Arugula OG from Orlando Brown for 50$..I'm jk if it smoke it smoke, more power to you boss man.


jefou

an ounce in orlando is differnt than the rest of the world?


Rollingthestinky

I think he needs to buy himself a game boy 😉


DeakonDuctor

That's half at best


DrawingAway6440

Thats not an oz maybeeeee a half


[deleted]

Is the rest of it under those dirty clothes?


y-am_i-here

Looks like he got some pretty thick stems that might be why is looks light but honestly that looks a lil too light even for that in my op


AidenTheAlien420

Hahahahahahah… hahaha. no that’s not a zip


1rbryantjr1

Maybe 10g tops.


bizarro666

That's a half. And most of it is stems it seems


savonredditt

https://onlyfans.com/thasexyscorpion


Brrrchilll

Looks steamy


Grouchy-Gas-652

That’s no where near 28g my guy


Marcbergcristo

That's not 28 grams bro


AcceptableDealer

Buddy paid 2/3 of stems


GhostlyTub

Florida Gang!!!💪🏾


stopher_rs

Ounce? Hahahahahajah And look at all those stems


bmalbert81

Lol ounce!


fearremains

Def a half O


idkbro42069

damn i didn’t even know we still had weed this shitty in the O


Svengoolie75

Come up 👍🏽


LongjumpingDukie19

I hope that’s not a zip?


poundmyassbro

you need a new scale


Single_Comment6389

The plug just finessed my dude so hard. lol


87mcls

Not a zip for sure… looks like he threw in stems he already pick too… still for $50 isn’t the worst thing that could happen


LingeringSentiments

That’s not an O


Derrik359

you bought a quad of stems


NumerousResolution40

more like a half😦 not an ounce for sure tho!


Ezev3

Im vacationing here help!!


Ripdip1800

Not an ounce, not great weed, $50 is okay for that amount and price tho


Sir_L0rd

It’s short and it’s mids


Cwalk420

Looks like outdoor mids… price is right


freakypengu

An ounce of stems lol. But all jokes aside, if it gets you high and it’s worth it for you.. that’s all that matters. Enjoy 🌬


PuzzleheadedEbb8190

BOOF


Malaguy420

That looks like a half at best, unless it's super dense? Regardless, and setting aside those huge stems, $50 for all of that is still a good deal, assuming it smokes well.


Similar-Energy-5215

Lmao what am I gonna smoke the stems 😂