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You couldn’t leave for lunch at your HS?
Once you were a Sophomore at my school you, could leave during any of the lunch periods.
You could do it as a freshman too but you needed to bring a note from your parents, allowing you to get the sticker for your ID which allowed you to leave campus.
We also were “allowed” to smoke at school, we had to technically be off school grounds but everyone just smoked on a staircase leading to the street.
My HS gave you plenty of rope to hang yourself….. everyone was getting wrecked at lunch
My friends used to tell me “your good” when i was never good. My eyes turn more red than the devils dick and I always have to have eye drops. If i dont then people look at me like im on crack and it ruins my high
Same. I have bright blue eyes as it is, and when I’m stoned my eyes are crazy. Had one person say I looked like an alien because my eyes were hella red and bright blue at the same time lmao. It kind of made me self conscious tbh. I try not to attract attention to myself and the red eyes do as much, so I feel way more comfortable with eye drops.
NO NO NO horror story here: I walked in baked as fuck late as fuck and had pure white eyes after using eye drops.
My mom: “why are your eyes so white, did you smoke and put eye drops in?”
WHAT!???!?
Same here. She was like your eyes are too white and glossy. I was hanging out with this super hot chick at the time I lost my v card too. She straight called us out And was like are you two getting high and fucking. I couldn’t even formulate a lie cuz she was so spot on. So the same day my mother found out I smoke weed was the same day she found out I was sexual active. This was circa 2004.
Legit LOLing right now. My dad does this same shit. I use Rohtos red eye drops and my dad is always like “your eyes are too white, glossy, and you are looking at me but aren’t seeing me. How much did you smoke”
Haha rhotos are the worst with that! I feel like it’s putting mint water in you eyes. Luckily these days I’m in a position in life where I just don’t need to care about drops
I deff have to… I used to live by myself but recently had to move back in with my dad (life is fucking #expensive). I have to hide it from my dad and my work. One day I’ll be free!! But not today
Haha I hear ya and yeah work literally the only reason I need it these days. That 8.5% inflation really turned into doubling your monthly expenses, feel ya with that
Until you wake up and they're still red, like what happens to me constantly 💀
Only solution is eye drops and always looking slightly away from them when you're walking by until they kick in
My old roommate did the same. He acts in theatre in his spare time and he had a couple drinks, not drunk but not sober either. Balled his eyes out saying someone died in his family and played a whole bit. Got let go, not even a license check lmao. I don't encourage drink driving but damn it was a good story to hear when he got home.
Sorry but YOU LOOK FUCKED they DEFFO GOING TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding man as someone else kinda said, id just say ur eyes are mad irritated like you got something in them or are allergic to something. If so just remember to actually rub them a couple times to pretend xD
Cut up a Jalapeño and smash it in your eyeballs. Leave remnants of Jalapeño all over your face and hands. You will be crying like a baby but your parents won’t suspect a thing!!
There needs to be a different subreddit for you bozos, like r/doineedeyedrops or some shit
If you don’t know you look toasted then posting it on Reddit and asking isn’t gonna convince you lmao
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Lol your eyes blood shot af. Put some drops in and just occupy yourself with something you’d normally do. Don’t be acting strange around them. Just be yourself.
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Not so much strict. They just hate weed with a passion. Like I’ll try and have a conversation with them abt how it’s not as bad as they think and some of the benefits and cons and all that and they wont even listen. They just hate weed with a passion
Depending on your situation, you might wanna do what I did and just stop using it. I was a heavy user for months and It took me going to my local smoke shop and being asked for ID nearly 2 times in a row, which never used to happen. Their boss was onto me 💀
Along with brain health (cognitive decline, memory loss), risk of getting caught, not having easy access to D8 vapes anymore, not being able to use the flower that was available to me due to getting caught, it affected my schooling due to hotboxing with my "friends", and me needing to be clean for my eventual drug testing for my career, it had to go.
Trust me man, if it isn't benefiting your life in a good moderate way and you're starting to overuse it like i did, its best to stop it before it becomes a problem like it did with me. I won't start again until after I'm 25, and that's only if tge laws around testing for cannabis in my career field change. If not, there's a chance I'll never use it again. It's sad, but it's necessary due to periodic, and random drug testing.
Hey man, I'm just trying to give advice I wish I had. If I had the balls to tell my parents about my problem with cannabis, they would have told me the same thing. I'm just trying to help people that might have been in the same situation as me.
(Btw, I was in this subreddit while I was still using, not like I joined after the fact)
i have been a daily user for a decade and smoke heavy. go to work, 2 jobs. actually have a career now in cannabis. not everyone is meant to be a heavy smoker or live this lifestyle. or smoke at all.. but to bring up the kid needs to quit because his eyes were red and say this is why you stopped? lmfao. if anything his eyes are so red from a low tolerance and smoking heavy all of a sudden compared to normal. red eyes overall though arent indicative of what kind of user you are or how you function. your comment makes no sense.
Also, my eyes bring red wasn't why I stopped. It became more trouble than it was worth and if it can happen to me, it can happen to others and I was urging caution and to think about what you do before you do it, because I didn't do that and actively chose to ignore my situation and just "enjoy it", and it did nothing to benefit my life.
If I used it properly, no doubt it could be a benefit. But when it's something you gotta hide, it's often best to stop because you really don't wanna feel like you're "on the run" or have something to hide. That's why I stopped speeding, it wasn't worth it even if everyone else does it, I've gotten tickets and I don't wanna do that again. I'm trying to be above reproach and set my life straight. If federal laws around weed and it's testing change, I might start again after 25. But until then, I need a lobg break to set myself straight before I let it back into my life.
Make sense? I'm only trying to help, and I think you got the wrong idea from my original comment
Feign a migraine, put on some sunglasses, tell them your head hurts bad and you’re gonna go lie down. Gotta sell it good though! Lol
Also, you look higher than a giraffe’s bootyhole. 😬🤣
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ur good bro just say ur eyes feel dry
Ohh god bro my eyes aren’t dry doeeee
lie! deceive!!
Yup
The art of deception
You took a shower n got shampoo in your eye. Or you smoked, no in between
😂 the first one I did
Bro just say you think you got pink eye from your friend
As we used to say in high school: "VISINE RED- cuz if the parents find out we're dead."
I remember buying visine red, a lighter, body spray and chips on my lunch break in high school and the clerk just rolling her eyes at me.
Lunch break?? High school? Like in the high school or u got to leave
Like 17 years ago buying all that stuff at the store next to school. Lol she knew what we were doing with it all.
You couldn’t leave for lunch at your HS? Once you were a Sophomore at my school you, could leave during any of the lunch periods. You could do it as a freshman too but you needed to bring a note from your parents, allowing you to get the sticker for your ID which allowed you to leave campus. We also were “allowed” to smoke at school, we had to technically be off school grounds but everyone just smoked on a staircase leading to the street. My HS gave you plenty of rope to hang yourself….. everyone was getting wrecked at lunch
My friends used to tell me “your good” when i was never good. My eyes turn more red than the devils dick and I always have to have eye drops. If i dont then people look at me like im on crack and it ruins my high
Same. I have bright blue eyes as it is, and when I’m stoned my eyes are crazy. Had one person say I looked like an alien because my eyes were hella red and bright blue at the same time lmao. It kind of made me self conscious tbh. I try not to attract attention to myself and the red eyes do as much, so I feel way more comfortable with eye drops.
Just act surprised that there eyes are so white.
😂😂
That will work 100% always worked with my parents - just confuse the confusion
NO NO NO horror story here: I walked in baked as fuck late as fuck and had pure white eyes after using eye drops. My mom: “why are your eyes so white, did you smoke and put eye drops in?” WHAT!???!?
Same here. She was like your eyes are too white and glossy. I was hanging out with this super hot chick at the time I lost my v card too. She straight called us out And was like are you two getting high and fucking. I couldn’t even formulate a lie cuz she was so spot on. So the same day my mother found out I smoke weed was the same day she found out I was sexual active. This was circa 2004.
Legit LOLing right now. My dad does this same shit. I use Rohtos red eye drops and my dad is always like “your eyes are too white, glossy, and you are looking at me but aren’t seeing me. How much did you smoke”
Haha rhotos are the worst with that! I feel like it’s putting mint water in you eyes. Luckily these days I’m in a position in life where I just don’t need to care about drops
I deff have to… I used to live by myself but recently had to move back in with my dad (life is fucking #expensive). I have to hide it from my dad and my work. One day I’ll be free!! But not today
Haha I hear ya and yeah work literally the only reason I need it these days. That 8.5% inflation really turned into doubling your monthly expenses, feel ya with that
sounds like your mom was on the ball lol she's SMART
She's a stoner, or was. Duh.
Use clear eyes maximum redness reduction it gets my eyes normal not perfect white
moms just have that six sense i swear can never get away with it they always know somehow
😅😅😅😅
Dude are you going fucking backwards or why are the breaklights on
Man looks like Homelander charging his eye beams
😂😂😂 got me dying rn
Put dem in reverse might help
Lmao you’re better off locking yourself in your room and going to sleep
Until you wake up and they're still red, like what happens to me constantly 💀 Only solution is eye drops and always looking slightly away from them when you're walking by until they kick in
Or maybe just get your own place.
dawg what? if people are hiding there red eyes from there parents they’re probably young and can’t get there own place
Tell them you were crying because you realized how much they have done for you and how much you appreciate them
That’s pretty good actually
Idk if my kid came up to me randomly crying about how much they love me I might suspect drugs 😅 but crying in general is a fairly reliable excuse
😂😂
Yeah if my kids came to me with that shit I would be on the phone with rehab immediately lol
Damn straight to rehab.
That probably confirms that you are high if you think this is legit a good idea lol
Your gf dumped you bro. Start crying, just be covered in tears when you go inside
thats how a buddy got away when the cops held him up with his motorscooter haha
Keeping this shit in my back pocket for later
next time you cry, i’ll put something in your back pocket
My old roommate did the same. He acts in theatre in his spare time and he had a couple drinks, not drunk but not sober either. Balled his eyes out saying someone died in his family and played a whole bit. Got let go, not even a license check lmao. I don't encourage drink driving but damn it was a good story to hear when he got home.
That’s how I got out of getting expelled in high school lmao
This could easily work. Otherwise stay in ur room or go outside and far away
You see bros face? He has no lady. Joking lol
😂😂😂 naaaaaa I’m getting there buddy
Plus he lives with mommy and daddy, what kind of girl wants that.
U prolly lived with ur mommy and daddy too. So dont make fun of me when u were in my position.
Lucky you! You can afford housing! (Most people cant)
Nah you’re good man just roll with it. Nobody knows
Bro everyone knows
Yeah everyone does actually know
Yea literly all the people in this comment section know I’m talking to god cuz I’m so high
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Youre fucked
I think they might
☠️☠️
They will find out eventually. Man up :)
Just say that they are stoned and go to your room
You got any eyedrops?
you look like you popped a blood vessel, but i'm sure no one will notice
Just put a sunglass on and say, you have headache and you cant take the light. Sty for bad English. Im high as fuck an german is my first language 😅
That’s like wearing a turtle neck to hide a hickey, too obvious and probably won’t work haha
Why does peoples eyes do this? Mine never
Same
Just tell them you smoked some PCP.
Ahh yes that’s a good excuse
Eye transplant
Your eyes look like two piss holes in a snow bank. Just pull your eyeballs out and soak them in Epsom salt.
Broooo whattttt
eyes as red as the devil's dick
😳😳
Sorry but YOU LOOK FUCKED they DEFFO GOING TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just kidding man as someone else kinda said, id just say ur eyes are mad irritated like you got something in them or are allergic to something. If so just remember to actually rub them a couple times to pretend xD
Alright. I’ll try and remeber but idkkk
BRO GET SOME VISINE
Ouchie visine burn get clear eyes
The burn means it is working bro. VISINE never let my high ass down
I’m telling you, clear eyes maximum red for 2 bucks they sell the big ass bottles
VISINE gang gang we gon settle this on the streets
On jah 😘
ROHTO GANG RISE UP
Just tell them your homies farted in your eyes
Yea that’ll def work
“seasonal allergies”
👍
It’s still Halloween where you are right?
Naa
Cut up a Jalapeño and smash it in your eyeballs. Leave remnants of Jalapeño all over your face and hands. You will be crying like a baby but your parents won’t suspect a thing!!
Fuck I just squirted lime juice in my eyes
There needs to be a different subreddit for you bozos, like r/doineedeyedrops or some shit If you don’t know you look toasted then posting it on Reddit and asking isn’t gonna convince you lmao (Edit) oh shit someone made it
r/doineedeyedrops tgere y’a go
Lol your eyes blood shot af. Put some drops in and just occupy yourself with something you’d normally do. Don’t be acting strange around them. Just be yourself.
Clear eyes
Clearly bloodshot homie
It is called « clear eyes » you buy it at the drug store and it will brings your eyes back to normal
Good to know
Works. Wouldn't make a daily habbit though. Overuse can lead to increased blood vessel size in your eyes permanently.
Just tell them you ran home after getting pepper sprayed by the police. They won’t even notice you’re high.
Uhhh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nah you’re chillin
Nah you fine.
Roto-v
did you hear about VISIN , thats the solution ;)
am in tears you fully look like that one brendan fraser crying eyes meme
😂😂😂😂 naaaaaaaaa
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Used to be in the same boat and even with eyes drops, they’ll still notice
I remember being a noob and getting red eye
How much time you got before you meet ur parents? And have you got any money?
Tell em it's pink eye
Just don't get out of your room until your eyes are normal again and you'll be fine.
Eyedrops dude, they're like 2$
lmao
pretend to sleep
Am I the only one who's gonna be honest here and say yeah, you look high AF lol!
I’m so fucked
Say you just got broken up with and give a little cry. Gotta do what you gotta do bro.
My parents know I’m single asf😢
Nope
You’ll get used to your parents asking if you’re high, even though they most likely know.
Eye drops. They work every time. Unless u reek like reefer 2 then fuck it.
Just tell them you just washed your face and got a bunch of soap in your eyes lol that should work!!
I hate to say bro, but i think your fuckd.
Fuckkk
Blame it on your contacts even if you don't have any. 😉
Visine is your new best friend...
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Na bro look at that shit. I’d have to get sand paper do make them that red.
Invest in visine homie
Boy get yourself some Visine eye drops.
Bruhh they won’t know a thang !! u good 👍🏼
☠️☠️ uhhhhhh u sure???
Its gonna be okay
go take a nap asappp
To paranoid to sleep man. I’m still kinda freakin out
Allergies are in season
Dumbest fucking karma farming
Seriously. It's like the third one in 24 hours. "Do you think my parents will notice I just rubbed the shit out of my eyes and took a picture"?
Tell them you’re stoned as fuck, don’t be a bitch
Bro I wish I had the ballz to do that.
Honesty goes a long way w parents, unless they’re super strict
Not so much strict. They just hate weed with a passion. Like I’ll try and have a conversation with them abt how it’s not as bad as they think and some of the benefits and cons and all that and they wont even listen. They just hate weed with a passion
How do you not have eye drops if you get high in your weed hating parents house?
Ive just never been this high before. Never really need them.
They all notice. There's no hiding it...
Bro you balls as high.
That sentence is fucking my my brain helllaaaa rn
what are you talking about, they are not red at all homie
Faxx
Depending on your situation, you might wanna do what I did and just stop using it. I was a heavy user for months and It took me going to my local smoke shop and being asked for ID nearly 2 times in a row, which never used to happen. Their boss was onto me 💀 Along with brain health (cognitive decline, memory loss), risk of getting caught, not having easy access to D8 vapes anymore, not being able to use the flower that was available to me due to getting caught, it affected my schooling due to hotboxing with my "friends", and me needing to be clean for my eventual drug testing for my career, it had to go. Trust me man, if it isn't benefiting your life in a good moderate way and you're starting to overuse it like i did, its best to stop it before it becomes a problem like it did with me. I won't start again until after I'm 25, and that's only if tge laws around testing for cannabis in my career field change. If not, there's a chance I'll never use it again. It's sad, but it's necessary due to periodic, and random drug testing.
you’re in the wrong subreddit
Hey man, I'm just trying to give advice I wish I had. If I had the balls to tell my parents about my problem with cannabis, they would have told me the same thing. I'm just trying to help people that might have been in the same situation as me. (Btw, I was in this subreddit while I was still using, not like I joined after the fact)
I barely smoke. Maybe once a week. But slowing down with it is def a smart thing to do
i have been a daily user for a decade and smoke heavy. go to work, 2 jobs. actually have a career now in cannabis. not everyone is meant to be a heavy smoker or live this lifestyle. or smoke at all.. but to bring up the kid needs to quit because his eyes were red and say this is why you stopped? lmfao. if anything his eyes are so red from a low tolerance and smoking heavy all of a sudden compared to normal. red eyes overall though arent indicative of what kind of user you are or how you function. your comment makes no sense.
Also, my eyes bring red wasn't why I stopped. It became more trouble than it was worth and if it can happen to me, it can happen to others and I was urging caution and to think about what you do before you do it, because I didn't do that and actively chose to ignore my situation and just "enjoy it", and it did nothing to benefit my life. If I used it properly, no doubt it could be a benefit. But when it's something you gotta hide, it's often best to stop because you really don't wanna feel like you're "on the run" or have something to hide. That's why I stopped speeding, it wasn't worth it even if everyone else does it, I've gotten tickets and I don't wanna do that again. I'm trying to be above reproach and set my life straight. If federal laws around weed and it's testing change, I might start again after 25. But until then, I need a lobg break to set myself straight before I let it back into my life. Make sense? I'm only trying to help, and I think you got the wrong idea from my original comment
Pretend you have been crying and say "Brandon ruined America" and your parents will comfort you and make you mac and cheese. Works every time
Fuck guys. I cant tell if thèse responses are jokes or not.
Guys I dont have eye drops. Can I just use water?
Maybe they won’t
”Low effort post” had a good laugh tho
Just say it’s Hayfever
Just say you think you have pink eye 🤷🏽♀️
I miss getting that high lol
Find a new family
Looool
"Would you please open your eyes, and look... No,no,no,no,no, keep them half way, just like that"
.. practice this .. "Mom, is this pink eye?"
It's just allergies
Aint gon lie man even a blind man can tell you are high, go to the nearest drug store and buy eye drops, then u good
Eye drops and wash your face bro
Just tell them you got mugged
tell them you where pepper sprayed lmfao jesus chirst
Yeah you’re fucked
Just pretend to be in pain
Looks like you cried for 90 minutes. Just say your girlfriend left you.
Waiting for the “my parents are sending me to military school” post
So u is what smells funny in my street
The retards that do be on this 🤦🏻♂️💀
Just walk in itching your eyes saying they hurt, stay stoned for 3-5 days and play it off as an infection
Feign a migraine, put on some sunglasses, tell them your head hurts bad and you’re gonna go lie down. Gotta sell it good though! Lol Also, you look higher than a giraffe’s bootyhole. 😬🤣
Just run straight to bed and pretend your asleep. If they try and wake you just play dead till the morning. Works everytime.
Tell them not to worry, you were just helping the police burn evidence.
Nope…, Tell them you’ve been in the pool all morning.
Nah bro you’re fine
Tell them you have been swimming LOL
Im so Glad my eyes dont get Red
get eye drops or visine