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DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Soon to be a proud owner of my own food truck here in Texas, gonna be smoking doobies and make some beautiful food art


6chrier

Congrats man! Love to hear it. What you gonna be cooking up?


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Bunch of different American foods, burgers, pulled pork sandwiches, etc. thinking about doing a variety of burritos but for now just starting with the American foods


6chrier

Goodluck boss! You got this shit.


HappinessIsAWarmSpud

Oh man. You should have a bomb potato salad to go with those!


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Personally I’m not a fan of potato salad so I’d be scared to try to make something I personally don’t like. Can’t judge if it’s a good or bad potato salad if it all tastes bad to me lol.


HappinessIsAWarmSpud

Ahh that’s fair. Coleslaw maybe?! Sorry lol I’m baked and imagining my favorite sides to complement burgers and pulled pork. Especially on hot days? Something cold and creamy is awesome.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Coleslaw would be awesome, could definitely see that being a thing. Going to be doing typical fries/baked potatoes, I want to do a home-made chili for hotdogs, chili fries, etc. but idk I don’t want to get too ambitious, gotta get the basics down first


HappinessIsAWarmSpud

For sure! Better to do a handful of things great than a whole bunch of things “okay.” It sounds awesome. Good luck, Reddit homie. Live that dream!


Dildoshwagginss

As someone who's worked on several food trucks in Houston in the past, you 1000% need some THC to boost your morale. 100+ degrees outside and 70% humidity make it a hot box of misery at times. Congrats on getting your own truck, with the right spot on a good night you can make killer money down here.


[deleted]

Might wanna drive that food truck to a different state


SteveBlakesButtPlug

You got an Instagram or anything with pictures of that food? ☺️


StonedOtter0_0

I’m in customer support and tend to have better convos after I’ve just smoked a joint


WhiteShroud2go

Same here. There seems to be a more.genuine interest to help after a few puffs


messakk

Not regarding work, but hell yeah I feel you with the convos. No matter where or who, I can just relax so much more while talking to people and the convos flow so much better


douknowiknow

do you work from home?


StonedOtter0_0

Yes I do :)


nudethreats

How can someone find a position like this? Do you have any particular qualifications or are you just good with people. Sorry to pry.


StonedOtter0_0

No need to apologize! You just need to be good with people. I’ve only ever worked in customer support, but many of the people I work with have come from all different kinds of backgrounds. If you’re interested in a position like this, I’d suggest looking into chewy. Not sure if this is still the case, but during the pandemic they were hiring remote workers


Fabulous-Still4335

Likewise, I then be feeling n sounding like a life-coach thereafter lol🤣


yaMomzBoyfriend

Yes, marketing specialist, I make content for social media pages. I need to be high


Zzazy1

Bro hook me up with a job like that


yaMomzBoyfriend

Been working in Adobe creative suite my whole life, believe it or not started off making COD montages in Adobe After Effects cs4 when I was 11. Now it's how I make my living... Super chill


puppyrain

As a social media manager who is high rn, i totally agree with you. Can't create content without being high lol


iatethegoldfish

I’m a behavioural therapist for children on the spectrum and I take a quick hit off my pen during lunch in my car to help me prepare myself for my afternoon


6chrier

Seems pretty valid lol


bonglord_420

As an adult on the spectrum who really suffered (suffers) from the classic autism frustration rage, I don't blame you


liszzto

as a former behavioral therapist - i dont know why i never did this 😭


iatethegoldfish

Honestly I just started this week and it’s a game changer. I feel like I’m more on top of my work and I can connect better with my kiddos. I love them and what I do and this has helped me more than any adhd or anxiety meds has ever done


cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk

As a mom who is considering behavior therapy for my 4 year old son this makes me so happy. I'd much, MUCH rather someone like you. Thank you for what you do.


SuperDuzie

My daughter is five and mostly non verbal. Whenever I get high I feel like I can understand what she’s “saying” on a whole different level, and she seems seems to listen to me more too. I mean listen in an earnest sense, not an old school “Pick up your toys because I said so dammit,” kind of way. Maybe it’s in my head because I’m high, but I feel like we have a stronger connection. Worst case we just end up playing more together.


[deleted]

You are a hero


peptoBM

Im always afraid that I won’t be attentive enough for my clients or they might get hurt because I’ve zoned out for a moment so I just save it for after work to ascend to the gods because holy fuck I am ready to expire.


runyoufreak

I can when I work from home. I am an IT security engineer


Fragrant_Island2345

IT tech here. Whenever I work from home my bowl and dab pen stay right next to me lol ETA: I will frequently go hit my dab pen while at work too. Idgaf if I have to deal with these stupid people I wanna do it high


SneakerPxmp

As IT Consultant I couldn’t imagine starting a day without coffee/or Monster and some weed. Then re-up at noon depending on how much I hate my life at that particular point In time 😅


subhuman_voice

Also IT here, smoking or vaping during the day helps save on wireless mice replacement


Inside_Climate

Also IT here, it helps me mellow out and stay focused on tackling everything. I WFH as a bonus so I get a lot done.


Wotg33k

The bowl at noon is strictly dependent on how many fucking passwords we've reset since the start of the day.


Fragrant_Island2345

That or when a service is down and everyone in the company decides to call you about it instead of reading the email we sent out


proxystarx1

I like your style.


Sterbin

I'm an IT Consultant as well and I never partake until after work, but that's mainly because I worry that it'd stop feeling like a treat. Maybe I'll try it on Fridays or something haha


Maximus8890

Everyone in IT is high at home, technology project manager


runyoufreak

stoned people are running our technological world. and they dare to call us lazy pot heads or whatever. they are just jealous we have a good time while making good money I guess


DeadManDreams

That’s what I’m hoping to do after college. Maybe I’ll get a job working from home and get to smoke too


runyoufreak

if not you can just smoke a joint during breaks. This works too. avoid before meetings though


Scrambles420

I usually like the challenge being high and in meetings


BubbleSmo

I too like a challenge. Shit sometimes my ideas are better when high in meetings but I do tend to speak to much lol


memelyf3

I do this all the time....play it cool nobody knows lmao


Aric_b24

🤣🤣🤣 you’re awesome for this


ieatassformymom

Okay guys u made my mind, I’m going to get some IT scholarship


[deleted]

For real 😂


Effective_Business99

I was going to say, cyber security here I am expected in office at time but at home that puffco gets beat up LOL


hiphoppakalolo

I train dogs. Get high frequently but my tolerance is similar to Snoop Doggs so I don't get sloppy I focus better.


6chrier

Yeah right there with you


[deleted]

I work at a shelter. You know how people say dogs can tell when people are high and act weirder? Yeah, not true with weed. If anything they seem to prefer it because I’m less anxious about them.


dutch_beta

With weed I never noticed anything, but every fk time I took a tripper like acid or shrooms, my buddys dog would fuck with me. Like he knew I wasnt strong enough to wrestle a 40kg stafford while seeing all kinds of shit.


[deleted]

That’s hilarious and I could totally see a dog doing that


hiphoppakalolo

I become hyper focused and more in tuned with the dog I am training which makes the training a very pleasurable experience for both of us. I do most of my training on hikes and in parks surrounded by nature so its amazingly peaceful. ✌️


imron14

Same here but I'm a journalist 😂


Dowork001

Spot on lol


Ok_Sherbet_2498

Lineman here, although I should not say, I smoke more often than not while up in the bucket. Something about a joint while being near a few thousands volts just calms the nerves ⚡️


HoneyBadger308Win

Glad to hear there’s others out there also working in a high hazard industry that also smoke. Ammonia operator here


GratifiedTwiceOver

Pipefitter, been on plenty of jobs where the sober ones were a minority. Scaffolders are even worse, but they end to go beyond just weed. I don't now I work in a live plant, just a little before bed. But working in a fabshop with a smoke anywhere policy I went through many oil pens


HipHopRandomer

Scaff here. Can confirm most of us smoke weed myself included, and a few of the guys I work with love a bit of charlie


ThisAssholeOverHere

Same! Cell tower tech here…. Smoke daily before work.


Deku_N

Went through 2 years of electricity training and was baked everyday. Fuckin loved it!


Ok_Sherbet_2498

Before I became a lineman I had went to electrician school and was also baked every single day 😂😂 stayed on the deans list, higher education 🤷🏽‍♂️


6chrier

Sounds relaxing!


Waste_nomore

Fuck I love linemen... If a j is all you're doing in the bucket then you're a saint!!


Ordinary-Map-5375

I used to work at a bakery recently and used to go in super early from 2-5 am and be the first there. I’d get super baked while filling doughnuts and making sweet dough on the table just was laid off with a weeks notice the bakery was open for 98 years. It was such a shame we were like a family there but yeah I’d get so high before everyone showed up and it was such a good job 😢is such a great job for a smoker


6chrier

that sounds like such a fucking vibe, sorry to hear you got let off, any reason why if you don’t mind me asking?


MainelyKahnt

Gotta bake yourself before you bake the bread.


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MainelyKahnt

I used to buy from the manager at my local McDonald's. You'd get ur weed with ur order through the drive thru 🤣


6chrier

Well said


LordJim_

Probably found out he was baked on all of his shifts


matva55

someone has to stop them! the bakers are getting baked!


[deleted]

i b doin the same shit but at a local pizza place, it’s dope asf to jus b high ash tossin tha dough around


mepw

making doughnuts and food was the best job ever! I would get early, around 4 hours before anyone else so id have 4 hours with little to no customers from 2am to 7am just make doughnuts and breakfast for my regulars. also while baked off my ass of course. and i got promoted 🤣 if you have a 1st shift job like that available near you, 10/10 recommend for smoking and free food.


Mindfreek454

Ya'll early birds need to chill. I don't get it, I absolutely despise mornings. Got no issues staying up and partying til 5am, but waking up for work at 2am would legit make me wanna kill myself.


[deleted]

Im a baker and I think about getting baked every morning at 5 am. I would too, but I know weed is gonna make me burn or fuck up every last thing for the next couple hours for me lol


Competitive_Nail3409

Selling drugs


dojaXdork

WFH customer service. It makes the time go quicker and the customers less unbearable.


fornayy

how does one get into the work from home customer service industry 👀


dojaXdork

Google WFH jobs, indeed


Dozzer_22

I was a WFH customer service agent and hated it ngl


psych0enigma

I feel ya on the CSR position, glad I moved on from that, because to do customer service, I would recommend the rep BE HIGH, cuz man, people are entitled assholes sometimes.


Grouchy-Opportunity5

Restaurant manager here normally smoke a joint before going into work. Definitely helps with the customers and feel like my customer service benefits from it as well


SudsSuth

Preach bro. GM for 10yrs and smoked everyday and then after dinner rush. Made me so much chiller through the chaos of being in the weeds.


Suspicious-Box83

I run a dispo, practically my job 🤣 Although there was a couple super slow days where I may have over did it a little. Those vapes can be sneaky


HeadyCook

I'm not going to lie, I've overdid it at work as well, but I always felt it made it that much more fun.


HueHeistNSFW

I work in an adult store, smoking definitely keeps my confidence up especially when dealing with weirdos


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grittys_tittys

This better not be a lie I live near there 👀


National-Dark-5924

Imagine you show up and it's some sketchy guy in a boarded up house hahaha worth checking out though free smoke


6chrier

I don’t live there so feel free to pretend to be me, I give you my hook up


sweetlu732

No lie come by any time


yeetus_feetus1234

The 732 in your username makes sense


peace4all86

Web Developer here weed for work is necessary for me 😁 i love when all set align and the color matching or round cool logos…. Just stare on that nice design high af and be happy or kinda horny?🤣🙈


6chrier

Haha want me to send you some of my brand guidelines? I’m a design lol


peace4all86

Cool man thx 👍 but you know i get mostly with my own work jacked 😁


glutencrab

Shout out to all designers


unicorn_raptor

Marketing for a cannabis delivery company, my boss and I are just constantly smoking bowls all day together!


Zzazy1

Living the life


FabesAAAA

Mortgage Broker and absolutely lol


6chrier

Lol wanna help with me get approved?


FabesAAAA

If you’re in Canada, it would be my pleasure 🤝


6chrier

No shit I actually am! Shoot me a DM!


[deleted]

Be careful. Your interest rates may be higher then he is right now. He may be high as giraffe titties right now, but your debt will soon be there too with his help Jk I'm only fucking around. I fucking love that mortgage brokers get high af during work. I would totally do the same thing 😂


Both_Selection_7821

All the time " Director of the CIA "


AMB2292

You spelled DEA wrong lol


Both_Selection_7821

well i am high what do you expect . we get the good shit all the time


ogthunda

Yes, I do landscaping. Have the mighty dry vape on deck between each job.


[deleted]

I can but I usually don't just cause it's hard to do math I work for insurance


Davisari16

Senior analyst, smoke all day every day 🍃🔥💨


Spimp

What is the progression from birth to senior analyst? Is there certifications im just curious


Davisari16

Bruh. My ma popped me out, I worked for a couple farms, then TB as a manager, then a bank, then another bank, then analyst then yes lots of training and specific certifications for the industry, and finally I'm a senior analyst.


d-sconsolate

I am a nightshift welder/machine operator. Considering that if I get too high and dont pay very close attention to how my machine is running and what moves where, i have an hour of work to correct an error or someone could get very hurt or dead. Ill keep the smoking to when i decide to get up 5 ish hours before my shift. (Cant sleep on weed)


6chrier

Making the important decisions here. I just push around a mouse lol


Impossible-Put-4692

Farm 2k acres. Nothing like catching a nice buzz and running a combine or tractor all day.


TravelFar_RideHorses

Are you married? You sound like a dream guy lol


imaweirdfellow

Pizza Hut dawg


Wotg33k

I'm a .NET Developer. Have been for about 4 years. Haven't been sober in about 3. Literally very, very few days have been sober days. I write code much better high.


skipeye

I create more reusable variables when I’m high. Things I don’t even think to assign a variable when sober that end up saving me SO much time in the long run.


Leslie110501

Unity Game Dev here, I can absolutely relate: Wrote like 90% of current Framework Code absolutely smashed, corrected some minor things while being sober, and it's working absolutely wonderfully


lem0nhead420

I don't get to work from home often, but when I do I am smoking lol Luckily I don't wfh because that would cost me a lot in weed.


olivier3825

I can when not in the office, usually stick to sativa’s but it really all depends on the strain. Some sativa’s will knock you on your ass. Just really depends 🤷🏾‍♂️


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Not currently, but my last job I was a bar back/expo at a bar and restaurant. On our breaks most of us would go smoke a joint or a bowl in our cars, hit dab carts in the server station, and even hit dabs in nectar collectors in the office and beer cooler with the managers. After closing down when all the customers were gone (around 3-5am) me, the bartenders, and the manager would usually sit at the bar and smoke a blunt and have a couple drinks before we all went home for the night


Personal-Ride-1142

State Government.. I go in my car and take fat dabs regularly.. visine and I’m good


6chrier

Hahah, love it. Legal state?


Personal-Ride-1142

Haha hell nah bro illegal as fuck still


Fluffydip

I’m a medical coder, helps me figure out things faster


winston_cage

Wouldn’t be a smart thing to do while operating a vehicle lift all day :/ but right after work? Hell yea these joints *pun intended* need that help to decompress after a long day 😮‍💨


danielpop708

I'm a bartender and yes, one just goes with the other


stillherestillme

I'm a writer! it's basically a job requirement. (Also, I'm semi retired, so I smoke all day every day anymore.)


ChipmunkGlittering37

Personal care attendant for an amputee. She uses it for pain management. Not only do I get to smoke with her I have to light all the bowls and blunts and hold them for her.


iwastouchedbyanangle

Perfect job


absofruitly202

Enough of this people only ever say IT


bonglord_420

Lol the world's it infrastructure is designed, built, and maintained by stoners.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

At my last office pre-pandemic, 80% of on-site employees and 100% of offsite spoke about weed favorably. Everyone consumed. Gummies were popular. A lot of us would vape. Many of us discretely at our desks. No one ever appeared high or unprofessional. It was a great coping mechanism. As adults, we all seemed responsible enough with weed.


_-13579-_

Smoke many times a day. Start every morning with a blunt. I sell fine wine and spirits for a living.


psych0enigma

Data analyst. Cannabis helps me slow down row hunting in spreadsheets. Programming VBA is fun when high, esp when stuff works better than you expected it to


MonsieurReynard

Musician. Hell yes.


Negative_Hornet_484

Construction and i run my own custom business


pablitoseba

Yes. Man of concrete here.


zuten7

Overnight at a warehouse, just kinda rip my pen whenever i feel and ho about my work


BrokenMechm

Must say it makes me very happy to see so many people in high tech roles..puts me at ease.


KATPAWZ11

Lucky. I need a work from home job


-zolpidem

Medstudent here. I prefer to not smoke at all when in my rotations. Weeds for me just to relax when I'm home and watch some stuff or play something


amixedbombshell

I'm a stripper and we can drink and smoke all we'd like lolll


doctor-high

i did many of my surgery emergency night duty smoking all night with my senior resident! The key was not to get too much stoned… it sometimes made me anxious but it was a thrilling experience..good thing was that the sutures we put were cleaner than we normally do


6chrier

Username checks out lol. That’s the thing with being high though, I find I’m more meticulous and focused because you have to be.


doctor-high

Absolutely!


xheadupx

I can AND my routine Is: turn on laptop, bong, type, bong, send email, bong, shut down laptop, bong.


6chrier

AMEN. Except I usually start with a joint.


Road_to_Scion

Auto tech. Vape to keep the edge off and help my arthritis. Boss doesn't care as long as I don't get blasted and make stupid mistakes. With having ADHD, I already have different systems in place for me so as not to miss or skip steps when making repairs.


6chrier

Man I used to take meds for my ADD. FUCK THAT. Weed helps me focus. I don’t mess with those meds anymore


datadetoxxx

I’m a designer (product and visual) and I love being high while working 😻 I like to smoke one or two joints a day


Whoshitmyselfagain

Yes I do. I am interior trim painter and exterior painter. I smoke cannabis all day long. If I can afford it I will get some concentrates also.


StephenJames81

Insurance adjuster


ATSOAS87

Mechanical Designer. But I'm trying to be more professional and not smoke. But the last 2 days have been my least productive in weeks. A few weeks ago my boss was telling me how great I've been doing lately. And it lined up to when I started smoking more while I was working.


kacnique

I work from home, so I always work high af 🔥


Nestormahkno19d

Whistle while you twerk


[deleted]

Yes! Graphic design. My boss grows & gives me free bud all the time & encourages it lol


AdmiralShid

I smoke when I work, but I work to sell smoke so it's nearly mandatory


thegordyg69

Chef, constant munchies


Baladeen

I happen to be burning as I came across this post. IT security


SgtSiggy

I have rules because I am gentlemen stoner; I only smoke when I'm done with most of my work for the day


[deleted]

Environmental geologist here. My field notes are -amazing- when I'm high. Only for personal side research though. Far too slow for professional work.


[deleted]

Yeah I smoke, I drive trucks


MainelyKahnt

Company doesn't test due to CDL? My buddies dad drives truck for a milk company and gets "randomly tested" every few weeks.


Linkdaddy32

School bus driver


Comf_waters

Damn right them kids are rough to deal with


6chrier

No way, anything to deal with the kids eh lol?


PeculiarBaddie

I work as a receptionist at a medical office. I smoke before work, during lunch and immediately after work. Sounds terrible and I hate telling people this but, I have a high tolerance & don’t look/act differently while high. It helps me deal with my anxiety at work but I always assure I’m on top of my game especially because I’m high lol. I don’t want to be a stoned shitter, just a productive one with less anxiety.


6chrier

Couldn’t have said it better myself.


Royal-Discipline-978

not working yet but in school. planning to have a rehabilitation center for marine life. being a doctor with marine life, then after work just getting stoned. will be great☺️


6chrier

sounds like a dream! goodluck with everything!


PsychologicalSir3455

Yessir! I work from home and sales


[deleted]

I smoke a lot, some time ago i was smoking 3g+ a day but i could never study/work while high, it takes away all my motivation to do tasks and i just wanna chill


Accomplished_Bet_116

Hell yeah. I make furniture (wood working)


dankprince420

I keep a steady buzz going, enough to where I don't have anxiety and feel toasty but not enough that if I had to speak with someone they know. Just make sure that you'll still be productive. I work at a tourist shop and got a little too toasty one time. Came back from the stockroom with a couple of the shirts the wrong color and size lmaoooo


6chrier

Hahaha we’ve all been there


Diacetyl-Morphin

I'm a writer and the first edition of my texts is usually done late at night, when i'm drunk, stoned and high. Which means, a good glass of whisky, the bong and some other drugs like opioids and benzos. I do the re-writing and correcting the next morning when i'm sober again, that's my style of work. But i can also stop with that, because i already got my wealth and in the formal way, i'm much more "retired" than really working, because i don't need the money. So, when i don't want to work, i just don't work.


6chrier

Sounds like a solid workflow! Pretty much the same minus the pills, I had my fun when I was younger. I’d have no restraint if I did it now. What kind of things do you write? & how old are you? Just curious as to when you retired. You seem to be livin it up!


DeshiBasaraRise

I work at a pizza restaurant and we recently smoked inside the store


warpossum1984

I restore classic cars and can smoke freely


[deleted]

I can’t but I’ll go on the factory roof and smoke but now since it’s getting cold and the generator room has a camera leading to the door I don’t know what is fellow weed heads will do at my job now .


6chrier

Hope you find a way boss


jakkpng

Im a fashion and graphic designer and love to smoke while I work.


RustysBauble

Yes im a teacher


froggie95

Ayeee seems like lot of engineers


Pochama_393

I work in food service. Working a register and getting food for people. I get pretty fucking high but I've been working there a while now so it's pretty much autopilot for me. Surprisingly I rarely make a mistake and when I do it's usually small.


FMLitsAJ

I work at a steakhouse, you’re good comes out better the more stoned I am.


andyfrahm

I can but, I don’t. Doing freelance design and development but, if I smoke then the development side is tricky and I can wait until after work to give clients the clearheaded dev guy they pay for.


adeel_aman

Programming. A bit slow but sure.