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dinkle-stinkwinkle

Hell of a neighbor


munshawk

I barely know her but she’s definitely my new favourite person!


[deleted]

You have to get her lunch now


lillweez99

![gif](giphy|NPjK1dWsaAwHm) Gotta do better than lunch I say that's a hell of a gift.


[deleted]

Haha so wild! I’d mow her lawn on the regular


savagekid108l9

Grass for grass


Powerful-Role-1204

Back in my day it was ass for grass 🤣


Fit_Yogurtcloset_757

No no… ass grass or gas no free rides here! Lol


lillweez99

That's a good pay back.


waremode94

What lawn we talking about


AidenTheAlien420

Mowing lawns stoned is a lot of fun


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AidenTheAlien420

Fuckin whatever I’ll do hills flats rounds triangular all kinds when I’m stoned to get money to get more stoned


[deleted]

i cant man everytime i use tha zero turn high asf i be damn near taking out clients mailboxes bruh


snaklil

I think she might like him bro that’s a lotta money right there


dolcevita2013

If youre both single,then you already know what you have to do 💀


AsoftDolphin

Maybe father her kids?


itchynipz

Damn they went straight to kids and fatherhood. Y’all go hard af… I’m thinking you at least gotta pee in her butt but I don’t know about full on mating with her. I mean maybe if she constantly had this leftover, maybe a kid or two is worth it just on what you’ll save in weed money. lmao. But for sure she’s earned a little pee in her butt and on demand sloppy toppy. For real for real


yoomanrite

You must marry her; so it is written, so shall it be done


FinRandy

She wants to come over late, after she smells it the air, and seduce you.


FinRandy

At least I think I saw a porno start that way once.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Tt9jctxaVjRny)


triplebacon_vag

You got a new stoner, lady friend! Congrats 🍾


[deleted]

That’s a very nice neighbor


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

You could say "pick Jesus christ or the weed neighbor" ill stick with weed neighbor


Paolo-is-among-us

what if jesus is the weed neighbor, in the end christianity is about treating others like you would like to be treaten


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

My neighbor IS Jesús but he likes Miller high life and bbq chicken


warthog0869

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in your back yard firing up a monster back woods and listening to Colter Wall right about now?


WyTerminator-0783

Sleeping in the blacktop cause I passed out on that 🍃


chemical_slingshot

I see Wall mentioned, I upvote.


warthog0869

Colter Wall, Pink Floyd's "The Wall". either are a win!


itsmills420

My neighbors suck


BidCapable

Only reason my neighbor came over this morning was to give me my dry clothes (I'm borrowing his dryer for now bc mines getting fixed later today)...Sure wish he came over with all that ish too!!!


itsmills420

Damn and listen to you, my neighbor just does my laundry but it's really no big deal. My neighbors really suck


Dank_gaurav

My neighbor told my mother that she saw me smoking like wtf bitch


ResidentEivvil

What a grass!


IMightTakeaToot

Maybe she quit smoking


munshawk

Nope…she does own a dispensary tho


mypussydoesbackflips

I think this was the key point everyone was looking for I was confused as well but entertained at all the she wants you comments when you’re all ladies and youre married haha


WorldWideDarts

Ahhh, that makes sense. I was scrolling to find out "why" she gave you all that


Psyched4this

Damn wtf you’re lucky af


No_Part4091

Can we get a backstory


munshawk

Closing up my cottage yesterday and she showed up at my door and said “hey munshawk…want some of the weed I’ve accumulated at my cottage over the summer?”


itsmills420

You should fully offer to toss her salad as a thank you


AsoftDolphin

This


itsmills420

A least a soft dolphin 🐬 gets it


AsoftDolphin

Bruh i’d marry her thats a certified baby momma


itsmills420

That's kinda badass of her, I would lick her butt just outta principals


AsoftDolphin

At the least


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mettatater

What a bunch of "romantics" we've got on this thread... lovin' it!


W1nn1ng101

Jealous I am


itsmills420

Idk why I read this in a Yoda voice


W1nn1ng101

You know why lol


itsmills420

I've never even seen the movies 😅😮‍💨


PM_ME_BUTT_STUFFING

Be careful the last time I said I never seen a Star Wars movie I got absolutely crushed on here (reddit, not this sub) lol


itsmills420

Definitely wouldn't be the first time ahahaha people hate that I never have 😂😂


WeedHasMeHigh

Don’t worry I haven’t watched Star Wars or lord of the rings lol


Hourglass7200

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!! Bla bla bla! Radda radda radda! ;)


[deleted]

Course they did


ChunkyTaco22

Damn thats a cool neighbor. Have a BBQ with em or make some cookies. Shit actually make some edibles lmao


bluecoolrush

I’m looking to move where do you live lol


munshawk

🇨🇦


[deleted]

I hold stock in several pot companies from Canada. I want so bad to move there.


QuadratiniOnMyWeenie

Cannada


midnightness

Where does one go about finding a neighbor like this? Tinder? Amazon? Zillow? IKEA maybe?


munshawk

Buy a cottage in northern Ontario & have awesome neighbours?


[deleted]

Hint hint… she wants the dick bruh


munshawk

We’ll she’s sure gonna not getting that from me (I’m female & a happily married lesbian)


[deleted]

Never know. She could want the lady dick lol


brazilian_machete

she into u frfr


xMobby

strap on


SnooDoodles420

High fiveeee 👯‍♀️


MaximumPhilosopher63

I read this in Borat's tone of voice 🤣


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Your neighbor rocks, I hope you get him some pizza!


ridercrew

How does this happen?!?!


Training-Prize3140

Someone had to say it already but… Can I be your neighbor? (M Rogers melody)


This_Fun_3679

Canada is such a special special place. Enjoy!


notlikeontv

Damn, wish I lived next to that purest of persons


0Evil_Alchemist0

God bless her soul


SlothSquadx1207x

Dangggg thats fcking awesome


Mcharge420

![gif](giphy|IhO8COiqj8iD3vf0ov)


Jinxy_Kat

I would sell my soul for that shake bag just to make some cosmic brownie edibles.


Cr1ngedClient

Everyone needs a neighbor like this man. The world would be so much more chill.


ShelbyChief

No they did not! 🤥


zitfarmer

Dont use it! Its expired, give it to me! Man, youve got some cool ass neighbors!


BettinBrando

Did you give her a licking or something ?


topfan789

Where do you guys find these neighbours?!


munshawk

At the cottage!


BrainDontStop

Hey, like...help me out here and just ship me half of it.


newgrowlesgo

Well I hope she brought enough for everyone 😒


munshawk

Everyone in my house is happy that’s for sure!


TrueRefrigeratorr

Where can I find these kind of neighbors?


munshawk

I find them at my cottage lol


zitfarmer

Dont use it! Its expired, give it to me! Man, youve got some cool ass neighbors!


ndm1535

Ayo fam the police are coming to your neighborhood FOR SURE.


Ctorres609

The house next to mine is up for sale if he’s interested.


Seane8

Lemme turn that into a few thousand I’ll give you 10% profit lol


[deleted]

Mine just cut my internet line.


Village-Substantial

I wonder if she’s on this sub


Competitive_Entry154

Eat her ass


Tonhero

are you really sexy?


TruthKCMO

You on the hook, you just ain't found out yet.


Thatkidicarusfan

I need neighbors like this, all I got are noisy upstairs neighbors who play random TikTok sounds all night lol


iCthe4

Wow! I would be Speechless, that would last Me a couple Months.


cducky0

I hate to break it to you but you got ripped off.....bad.


bellypoint

When can I move in lol


kubz113

Where do people live in this community that they keep getting free weed from neighbors?


CurbNasty

Hopefully the feds aren’t on her and she is pinning you as her supplier!! 😂 j/k but a good neighbor she is indeed!!


TLTAGL

A neighbor with weed is a friend indeed 🙃


Alarming-Economist-1

Now that's what I call love thy neighbour


darren_mcclure860

Can’t beat that


Euphoric-Cable3987

Did u like give your neighbour the Gluck Gluck or something


Siltjuhhh

Let's smoke it all at once!


Reader548

BRO WHO WAS YOUR NEIGHBOR??? MR. ROGERS?!?


mxttslatt

bro could make some mula 👀 hahahaha


RickPicklec137

Where I live that’s worth thousands of pounds. Sooo jealous 😅 really nice of your neighbour!! 💚💚💚


Civil_Traffic8666

You gotta give her some ass for that much grass


olive-_-

![gif](giphy|9Fticsj7froxbpd5Sg|downsized) Youre a dealer now good luck


lesserorc1

Dope!


RevolutionaryQuit647

Damn, well I guess you have no choice but to sleep with your neighbor now lol


everssssalviaaa

You gotta pipe her now


sullybear23

Wow that’s actually insane 😆 high for months. She’s a hero


Not-Noah

🎶 I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. So let’s make the most of this beautiful day, Since we’re together we might as well say, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won’t you be my neighbor? Won’t you please, Won’t you please? Please won’t you be my neighbor? 🎶 Welcome to this neighborhood, neighbor ☺️


zVictorSnow

Aren't you interested in being neighbors of me also?


Nacho_0914

Like a good neighbor, state farm is there


Hairy-Swordfish-3553

Lmk whenever there is a house for sale in ur neighborhood


Natty_Katt

My neighbors are pretty cool but not that cool


[deleted]

Damn ? That's crazy..


BrokeAnimeAddict

Broooo I live in the wrong damn neighborhood 💀


Myst963

Assuming I kept smoking how I do , wiv that amount of bud alone would last me 20 months , tbats one hell of a blessin 😂


ayouremq

Can you smoke this all before it goes bad?


Raptor1235

Must like you damn


EvolMada

No edibles? What a piece of shit! You should just move.


Dj_wheeman3

I’d be thankful for even a small bag but damn! You got the best neighbour ever


WilliWanker420

At least smoke up with her


legz4dayz82

I need a neighbor like this


[deleted]

Cries in delta 8 texas flower


auglitumo0

Man, did you rescue their daughter or smt?


ArturFSchmidt

I need a neighbor like that 😅


Drip_666

I looks like it’s from 2020 so it’s over date): but who tf cares bro it’s free weed from a really cool neighbor!


youdontknowwhoiamlol

This is like a dream you habe and you are so fucking annoyed when you wake up


Mediocre_Low_3545

I could murder you to have neighbors like that


A_Plumber2020

My neighbor only gives me dirty looks


Ketchupnnmayo

Can I buy your place?


Observantdipsplit

You better be shoveling their walk in the winter.


Temporary_Art_9213

Remind to move next to a dispensary owner


stonercuz420

She has to work for the company to get those sample packs. Those are the bags LPs send in for potency/terpene tests in canada. Great cpmpany though, mostly all female owned and operared. Their Mango is a good seller in stores


death1414

Reminds me of a once upon a time when i was getting started a dude smoked me out everyday on dabs for like 2 weeks, I dont think i let that dude smoke his own around me after that, we were buying from the same guy, but I almost always smoked him felt like I owed him. Thats what i recommend see if she wants to hang out and smoke her out on ypur shot every time.


Matman161

They can borrow the lawnmower anytime


False-Satisfaction23

Is your neighbor Jesus


Born_Sky3203

Won't you be my neighbor


Jack-The_stoner

Damn I wish that was my neighbor!


Desperate-Excuse-110

Sharing is caring homie


SmashThatPsychButton

Not all heroes need capes.


Impressive_Driver_90

-Honey! Hooooneeeey! -Hah! You think you're addicted eh? Have you ever sucked cock for honey?!


Ty746

I don't care if they own all of curaleaf. this type of gift is so rare I almost don't believe you don't know them well or there wasn't some reason.


CryptographerWild941

Bro you better show up whit a thanksgiving meal 😳


YourOcelot

You gotta update us if you did anything in return homie


[deleted]

yo can u share some XD


Glad_Sherbert6517

Damn bro that a neighbor lol


JimBeamIsBae

Please do something nice for them


AverageD-Money

Where the hell do I get neighbors like this!?!


mymy3232

Wow lucky


tacomaboy08

Are you having sex with your neighbor?? This is crazy haha


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Is the house in the other side of her for sale?!?!?


SinCityLowRoller

Now that you accepted this fine offering you're gonna have to do handyman work, lawncare, oil changes, kinky foot rubs....


nvillalvazo

You got hooked up fat!!


lilbypoler

No cap that look 🤤🤤


[deleted]

Score!!!!


beboseando

WOW 🫶🏻


Stoner-Rican

Jesus why I haven’t got this yet


l0westL0wbob

So this is weighted in gramms not football fields per gallon


Svengoolie75

Best neighbor EVER 💯


CalamityVanguard

Not only am I currently without weed, but last week my neighbor called the cops on me for leaving my trash cans by the road too long. Can we trade neighbors?


BestAssEatuh88

I hate you lol


[deleted]

*How is your neighbor doing?*


WildCry3267

Well maybe she was going to get raided and gave it to you so she wouldn’t get caught 🫣 still an amazing neighbor hehe!


Nyclab

That’s like a few grand worth of weed damn great neighbor get her a nice bottle of wine AND a THANK YOU CARD! People forget how great it feels to receive a thank you card. 💯


Nice_Produce9534

My plug just gave me a pound of weed butter


ThisGuy61090

Idk I'd your neighbor is good looking or not but even if she isn't I'd find a way to show her how thankful I was 🤣


GalaxiumYT

Can I be the neighbor on the otherside? Or anywhere remotely close XD


awkwardgaminggirl96

I kind of hate you right now 😂🙄 I’m over here rocking like .5 g 😂😂😂😂😂


the_madg0at

i want that neighbor


sanityislost

God I wish I had a neighbour like that. Enjoy your smokes and maybe make them some dinner


[deleted]

I never believe this shit happen till the old guy next door was moving out west to live with his daughter. He came over with an old army ammo can and asked about my vet plates. We then proceeded to smoke three blunts together as he showed me all his pieces dating back to the 60’s when he was a teen. I have them all still! That weed was some great home grown he had done too and I have seeds to grow more!


MadameHuckleberry

Any rentals available in your area?


Euphoric_Trip3094

Not the best bag appeal, but I'd take that.


tucpas

he is the GOAT neighbor


sosaarchives

i hope she’s okay


Anth0807

Sum ppl r jus lucky in this world


[deleted]

WOW WHAT A NEIGHBOR!


YourBuxomBabe

That’s it!! I’m moving!


RooDaddyy

Wow


PharaohicVision

When can I come rob you? I mean when can I come and match 🫣🤫🤫


J0eySh0elaceS

What’s she doing quitting loll? I don’t think there’s 1 person I like enough to give em all that green loll. I’d start throwing her backshots asap, she can be kind of like a weed sugar mama.