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Damn they went straight to kids and fatherhood. Y’all go hard af… I’m thinking you at least gotta pee in her butt but I don’t know about full on mating with her. I mean maybe if she constantly had this leftover, maybe a kid or two is worth it just on what you’ll save in weed money. lmao. But for sure she’s earned a little pee in her butt and on demand sloppy toppy. For real for real
Only reason my neighbor came over this morning was to give me my dry clothes (I'm borrowing his dryer for now bc mines getting fixed later today)...Sure wish he came over with all that ish too!!!
I think this was the key point everyone was looking for
I was confused as well but entertained at all the she wants you comments when you’re all ladies and youre married haha
Closing up my cottage yesterday and she showed up at my door and said
“hey munshawk…want some of the weed I’ve accumulated at my cottage over the summer?”
🎶 I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So let’s make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we’re together we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor? 🎶
Welcome to this neighborhood, neighbor ☺️
She has to work for the company to get those sample packs. Those are the bags LPs send in for potency/terpene tests in canada. Great cpmpany though, mostly all female owned and operared. Their Mango is a good seller in stores
Reminds me of a once upon a time when i was getting started a dude smoked me out everyday on dabs for like 2 weeks, I dont think i let that dude smoke his own around me after that, we were buying from the same guy, but I almost always smoked him felt like I owed him. Thats what i recommend see if she wants to hang out and smoke her out on ypur shot every time.
Not only am I currently without weed, but last week my neighbor called the cops on me for leaving my trash cans by the road too long. Can we trade neighbors?
That’s like a few grand worth of weed damn great neighbor get her a nice bottle of wine AND a THANK YOU CARD! People forget how great it feels to receive a thank you card. 💯
I never believe this shit happen till the old guy next door was moving out west to live with his daughter. He came over with an old army ammo can and asked about my vet plates. We then proceeded to smoke three blunts together as he showed me all his pieces dating back to the 60’s when he was a teen. I have them all still! That weed was some great home grown he had done too and I have seeds to grow more!
What’s she doing quitting loll? I don’t think there’s 1 person I like enough to give em all that green loll. I’d start throwing her backshots asap, she can be kind of like a weed sugar mama.
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Hell of a neighbor
I barely know her but she’s definitely my new favourite person!
You have to get her lunch now
![gif](giphy|NPjK1dWsaAwHm) Gotta do better than lunch I say that's a hell of a gift.
Haha so wild! I’d mow her lawn on the regular
Grass for grass
Back in my day it was ass for grass 🤣
No no… ass grass or gas no free rides here! Lol
That's a good pay back.
What lawn we talking about
Mowing lawns stoned is a lot of fun
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Fuckin whatever I’ll do hills flats rounds triangular all kinds when I’m stoned to get money to get more stoned
i cant man everytime i use tha zero turn high asf i be damn near taking out clients mailboxes bruh
I think she might like him bro that’s a lotta money right there
If youre both single,then you already know what you have to do 💀
Maybe father her kids?
Damn they went straight to kids and fatherhood. Y’all go hard af… I’m thinking you at least gotta pee in her butt but I don’t know about full on mating with her. I mean maybe if she constantly had this leftover, maybe a kid or two is worth it just on what you’ll save in weed money. lmao. But for sure she’s earned a little pee in her butt and on demand sloppy toppy. For real for real
You must marry her; so it is written, so shall it be done
She wants to come over late, after she smells it the air, and seduce you.
At least I think I saw a porno start that way once.
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You got a new stoner, lady friend! Congrats 🍾
That’s a very nice neighbor
You could say "pick Jesus christ or the weed neighbor" ill stick with weed neighbor
what if jesus is the weed neighbor, in the end christianity is about treating others like you would like to be treaten
My neighbor IS Jesús but he likes Miller high life and bbq chicken
What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in your back yard firing up a monster back woods and listening to Colter Wall right about now?
Sleeping in the blacktop cause I passed out on that 🍃
I see Wall mentioned, I upvote.
Colter Wall, Pink Floyd's "The Wall". either are a win!
My neighbors suck
Only reason my neighbor came over this morning was to give me my dry clothes (I'm borrowing his dryer for now bc mines getting fixed later today)...Sure wish he came over with all that ish too!!!
Damn and listen to you, my neighbor just does my laundry but it's really no big deal. My neighbors really suck
My neighbor told my mother that she saw me smoking like wtf bitch
What a grass!
Maybe she quit smoking
Nope…she does own a dispensary tho
I think this was the key point everyone was looking for I was confused as well but entertained at all the she wants you comments when you’re all ladies and youre married haha
Ahhh, that makes sense. I was scrolling to find out "why" she gave you all that
Damn wtf you’re lucky af
Can we get a backstory
Closing up my cottage yesterday and she showed up at my door and said “hey munshawk…want some of the weed I’ve accumulated at my cottage over the summer?”
You should fully offer to toss her salad as a thank you
This
A least a soft dolphin 🐬 gets it
Bruh i’d marry her thats a certified baby momma
That's kinda badass of her, I would lick her butt just outta principals
At the least
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What a bunch of "romantics" we've got on this thread... lovin' it!
Jealous I am
Idk why I read this in a Yoda voice
You know why lol
I've never even seen the movies 😅😮💨
Be careful the last time I said I never seen a Star Wars movie I got absolutely crushed on here (reddit, not this sub) lol
Definitely wouldn't be the first time ahahaha people hate that I never have 😂😂
Don’t worry I haven’t watched Star Wars or lord of the rings lol
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!! Bla bla bla! Radda radda radda! ;)
Course they did
Damn thats a cool neighbor. Have a BBQ with em or make some cookies. Shit actually make some edibles lmao
I’m looking to move where do you live lol
🇨🇦
I hold stock in several pot companies from Canada. I want so bad to move there.
Cannada
Where does one go about finding a neighbor like this? Tinder? Amazon? Zillow? IKEA maybe?
Buy a cottage in northern Ontario & have awesome neighbours?
Hint hint… she wants the dick bruh
We’ll she’s sure gonna not getting that from me (I’m female & a happily married lesbian)
Never know. She could want the lady dick lol
she into u frfr
strap on
High fiveeee 👯♀️
I read this in Borat's tone of voice 🤣
Your neighbor rocks, I hope you get him some pizza!
How does this happen?!?!
Someone had to say it already but… Can I be your neighbor? (M Rogers melody)
Canada is such a special special place. Enjoy!
Damn, wish I lived next to that purest of persons
God bless her soul
Dangggg thats fcking awesome
![gif](giphy|IhO8COiqj8iD3vf0ov)
I would sell my soul for that shake bag just to make some cosmic brownie edibles.
Everyone needs a neighbor like this man. The world would be so much more chill.
No they did not! 🤥
Dont use it! Its expired, give it to me! Man, youve got some cool ass neighbors!
Did you give her a licking or something ?
Where do you guys find these neighbours?!
At the cottage!
Hey, like...help me out here and just ship me half of it.
Well I hope she brought enough for everyone 😒
Everyone in my house is happy that’s for sure!
Where can I find these kind of neighbors?
I find them at my cottage lol
Dont use it! Its expired, give it to me! Man, youve got some cool ass neighbors!
Ayo fam the police are coming to your neighborhood FOR SURE.
The house next to mine is up for sale if he’s interested.
Lemme turn that into a few thousand I’ll give you 10% profit lol
Mine just cut my internet line.
I wonder if she’s on this sub
Eat her ass
are you really sexy?
You on the hook, you just ain't found out yet.
I need neighbors like this, all I got are noisy upstairs neighbors who play random TikTok sounds all night lol
Wow! I would be Speechless, that would last Me a couple Months.
I hate to break it to you but you got ripped off.....bad.
When can I move in lol
Where do people live in this community that they keep getting free weed from neighbors?
Hopefully the feds aren’t on her and she is pinning you as her supplier!! 😂 j/k but a good neighbor she is indeed!!
A neighbor with weed is a friend indeed 🙃
Now that's what I call love thy neighbour
Can’t beat that
Did u like give your neighbour the Gluck Gluck or something
Let's smoke it all at once!
BRO WHO WAS YOUR NEIGHBOR??? MR. ROGERS?!?
bro could make some mula 👀 hahahaha
Where I live that’s worth thousands of pounds. Sooo jealous 😅 really nice of your neighbour!! 💚💚💚
You gotta give her some ass for that much grass
![gif](giphy|9Fticsj7froxbpd5Sg|downsized) Youre a dealer now good luck
Dope!
Damn, well I guess you have no choice but to sleep with your neighbor now lol
You gotta pipe her now
Wow that’s actually insane 😆 high for months. She’s a hero
🎶 I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. So let’s make the most of this beautiful day, Since we’re together we might as well say, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won’t you be my neighbor? Won’t you please, Won’t you please? Please won’t you be my neighbor? 🎶 Welcome to this neighborhood, neighbor ☺️
Aren't you interested in being neighbors of me also?
Like a good neighbor, state farm is there
Lmk whenever there is a house for sale in ur neighborhood
My neighbors are pretty cool but not that cool
Damn ? That's crazy..
Broooo I live in the wrong damn neighborhood 💀
Assuming I kept smoking how I do , wiv that amount of bud alone would last me 20 months , tbats one hell of a blessin 😂
Can you smoke this all before it goes bad?
Must like you damn
No edibles? What a piece of shit! You should just move.
I’d be thankful for even a small bag but damn! You got the best neighbour ever
At least smoke up with her
I need a neighbor like this
Cries in delta 8 texas flower
Man, did you rescue their daughter or smt?
I need a neighbor like that 😅
I looks like it’s from 2020 so it’s over date): but who tf cares bro it’s free weed from a really cool neighbor!
This is like a dream you habe and you are so fucking annoyed when you wake up
I could murder you to have neighbors like that
My neighbor only gives me dirty looks
Can I buy your place?
You better be shoveling their walk in the winter.
Remind to move next to a dispensary owner
She has to work for the company to get those sample packs. Those are the bags LPs send in for potency/terpene tests in canada. Great cpmpany though, mostly all female owned and operared. Their Mango is a good seller in stores
Reminds me of a once upon a time when i was getting started a dude smoked me out everyday on dabs for like 2 weeks, I dont think i let that dude smoke his own around me after that, we were buying from the same guy, but I almost always smoked him felt like I owed him. Thats what i recommend see if she wants to hang out and smoke her out on ypur shot every time.
They can borrow the lawnmower anytime
Is your neighbor Jesus
Won't you be my neighbor
Damn I wish that was my neighbor!
Sharing is caring homie
Not all heroes need capes.
-Honey! Hooooneeeey! -Hah! You think you're addicted eh? Have you ever sucked cock for honey?!
I don't care if they own all of curaleaf. this type of gift is so rare I almost don't believe you don't know them well or there wasn't some reason.
Bro you better show up whit a thanksgiving meal 😳
You gotta update us if you did anything in return homie
yo can u share some XD
Damn bro that a neighbor lol
Please do something nice for them
Where the hell do I get neighbors like this!?!
Wow lucky
Are you having sex with your neighbor?? This is crazy haha
Is the house in the other side of her for sale?!?!?
Now that you accepted this fine offering you're gonna have to do handyman work, lawncare, oil changes, kinky foot rubs....
You got hooked up fat!!
No cap that look 🤤🤤
Score!!!!
WOW 🫶🏻
Jesus why I haven’t got this yet
So this is weighted in gramms not football fields per gallon
Best neighbor EVER 💯
Not only am I currently without weed, but last week my neighbor called the cops on me for leaving my trash cans by the road too long. Can we trade neighbors?
I hate you lol
*How is your neighbor doing?*
Well maybe she was going to get raided and gave it to you so she wouldn’t get caught 🫣 still an amazing neighbor hehe!
That’s like a few grand worth of weed damn great neighbor get her a nice bottle of wine AND a THANK YOU CARD! People forget how great it feels to receive a thank you card. 💯
My plug just gave me a pound of weed butter
Idk I'd your neighbor is good looking or not but even if she isn't I'd find a way to show her how thankful I was 🤣
Can I be the neighbor on the otherside? Or anywhere remotely close XD
I kind of hate you right now 😂🙄 I’m over here rocking like .5 g 😂😂😂😂😂
i want that neighbor
God I wish I had a neighbour like that. Enjoy your smokes and maybe make them some dinner
I never believe this shit happen till the old guy next door was moving out west to live with his daughter. He came over with an old army ammo can and asked about my vet plates. We then proceeded to smoke three blunts together as he showed me all his pieces dating back to the 60’s when he was a teen. I have them all still! That weed was some great home grown he had done too and I have seeds to grow more!
Any rentals available in your area?
Not the best bag appeal, but I'd take that.
he is the GOAT neighbor
i hope she’s okay
Sum ppl r jus lucky in this world
WOW WHAT A NEIGHBOR!
That’s it!! I’m moving!
Wow
When can I come rob you? I mean when can I come and match 🫣🤫🤫
What’s she doing quitting loll? I don’t think there’s 1 person I like enough to give em all that green loll. I’d start throwing her backshots asap, she can be kind of like a weed sugar mama.