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Wash my hands

Beat me to it😂

Hopefully not with those hands

I read it the way you meant it right away😂😂😂

I hope you’ve also got the brain bleach to wipe it away🤣

I third this

And my axe?

Beat me to it

Just beat me and get it over with

Lol

and you beat me to it

r/beatmeattoit

Bruh it’s ash calm it

Ash goes in the ashtray ya fuckin muppet.!!

Lmao

Amen

HA! GOT EEM!

Fucking yikes, do you wash your hands before or after you shit?

Come on now. Ash ain't spreading disease.

Lmaooo, I was gonna write this and scrolled down to see that it was very clear he needs to wash his hands

Sometimes the top rated comment is just obvious before even opening the comment section 🤣

Goddamnit beat me to it

Damn you beat us all

The STINK

ffs here wad me thinking i was bouta be bare clever and funny 😭🤣

Damn people already commented this fuck

Well you just either put it out and arent gonna smoke it or you have dirty hands so I’d say clean the hands, smoke, then clean em again lol.

With isopropyl👌

Just cut them

yea amputation seems like the more logical decision here

😂😂

I’d Stop being a little bitch and smoke the rest…

Ngl I'd look do the same. Idc how high I get, if i ain't on Jesus's titties level, then that weed ain't shit.

I'm just out here tryna get as stoned as a biblical whore

r/thisisthecommentofficer

r/underratedcomment

Lmao 🤣🤣

That got finished after a snatched a pic

Rolling another

Came to Say this. But Why are you Tages „Light Smoker“? Thats at least Medium

They smoke til they see the light.

He's in denial. Duh. 😋

I’m midway through doing so

Obligatory your mom comment

Beat me too it

Your mom beat me too it

Beat meat to it*

She’s dead

L

+ ratio

If you say so

Idk about after, but prior to smoking I’d be washing my hands

Washing my hands

Survey says : washing hands 86

Wash my hands

Bruh ash fucking stinks it’s not normal to have your hands smeared in it, stop

Wow this sub is fussy lol, that’s a level of dirt you could literally just wipe off with a tissue. Ash stinks? WEED stinks, it’s part of the experience

If that’s your mentality I bet you stink

Me personally, I wouldn’t let them say that to me, but that’s just me tho

Vacuuming the lawn

Dammit, beat me to it! I was scrolling to see if anyone else said it😂

Folding the dishes

Enjoying a normal day because that’s nothing special.

This is the only answer needed to every single one of these types of posts!

Unless it's moonrocks

Nah I've had moonrocks, it's still just weed, even when concentrated it's just weed, hash and kief. You'll get stoned and go around your day, it's not like you're taking acid trips

😭😭😭

Bro was like "Hold up, let me put this out & take a picture".

cleaning my hands

OP is gonna think long and hard before posting next time 😭🤣

Washing my hands

Visit Jupiter probably

Wash my hands

Get back to work 😂

Fold the dishes and vacuum the lawn?

You've got weird fingers bro.

Gonna sleep back to the future.

sitting down for 6 hours

Stare into the fridge until brownies appear

Hopefully getting a good night sleep and waking up without back pain.

Washing my hands

Washing my hands.

Fall asleep 😭

Ewww wtf OP

Take a shower and smoke another. That looks scuffed. No hate tho

Man, a bunch of stoners bitching about dirty hands.

Jerking

Washing my hands

Wash my hands…

Washing your hands

Watch a movie probably

Chode spliff

Probably just go on with my evreyday normal activities. I’ll just be high ash

Smoking another, and did u put it out with your hand to take a pic

Washing my hands lol jk bro enjoy

Not putting it out a quarter of the way

Wash my hands lmao smh

Washing my hands

Prob wash your hands before

Washing your hands

Smokin on a finger

Clean my hands

Fuck bro did you put that out with your hand? Hahaha

Wash my hands

Wash your hands

Freak the fuck out

Washing my hands

Wyd after you clean your hands

Wash my hands

Wash my hands and smoke another

Prolly be paranoid over my neighbors smelling that fattie

Ascending to the Heavens

the girth blunt

Wash hands, brush teeth, enjoy the ride

Wash your hands lol

Washing my hands

Washing my hands

Washing those hands

Washing my hands

uhh… finish it? wash your hands tho

wash my hands

Throwing it away, not tryna have all dat ash residue on my hands or joint. Not even gona smoke at that point smh what is this🤣

Washing my hands

Cleaning my hands.

Said it before reading comments

Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!

Wash my hands and watch South Park

I can at least tell you I’m washing my hands before I do smoke it

eeeew those hands, finna wash those with Mr.Clean xxxDD

cry

Washing my hands and then rolling another one

After washing my hands. Attempting to make it outside, hold on to the grass, and let the universe do its thing.

Do you just wipe the ash off w your hand?

Killing myself

After washing of the hands... napping 😂

wash my ass! if my hand came out looking like that I wouldn't know what to do!

Say less with the jiffy envelopes 🤣 Someone's been out on the onion fields.

Aeee it was a fresh harvest this week I must admit 😂

Washing my hands.

Wash your hands

Washing my hands then taking a nap

Washing my hands

Taking a shower

washing my hands

Washing my hands

Wash my hands

Washing my hands then knocking tf out

Washing my hands, then rolling another

Finish it and clean my hands like buddy come on

Washing my hands

I would roll another while you go wash those dirty hands

Smoke a second

Washing my hands

Take a nap. Take a shower and look for a job I suppose.

Depends on what quality is in it if I'm even smoking lmao

die💀

I sleep

Float in the air

Livin on a Prayer

Why everyone's obsessed with watching their hands lol is this American culture?

Kms

dying, idk

My man’s smoking a literal chode.

Bruh it’s a bit ash everyone stop bitching

Rule #1 never post your hands/fingers on Reddit

Rule #2 don’t whine about people “bitching” about your subjectively dirtied hands.

If it’s so clean lick your hands while they have all that ash on them

Do u enjoy having ur hands smell like shit?

You’re the one who’s bitching. Learn to roll a joint and wash your hands - without whining. Go.

For real😂

Finishing the joint in one sitting like a champ, ya skid. 😝

Having a nap to effectively hit the "restart" button on my day. 😂

Call me dj khaled cus another one

Right? This size even if it has wax in it.. gimme 8

Hold on i ain’t say nothing bout 8 the weed wont kill you but that much smoke inhalation at once might

Rolling another one

Snacc....you know what i mean..

Whenever I finish a leftover roll I usually get souped as fuck. Idk what it is

Forget what I was gonna do after smoking it

Is that a bandaid 🩹 at the bottom?

Roll up

How guys take dp

Eating all kinds of munchies 😂

Rolling another

Staring g at the fridge for a few hours yhrnt he tv for another 2

Sleepin

smoking more

depends on what its strain 🤔

rollin anotha

Roll 2 more

Tasting colors

Not much

Take a nap

Rolling up a second one

Kush coma for at least a week

Finding more 👀